大陆人吃狗吗 大陆为什么不让XZ独立 大陆为什么要计划生 ...

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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
  A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys

Q:中国人吃狗吗?
  A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
  A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan

Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
  A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。

Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
  A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
  注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族

Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
  A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
  A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
  A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
  A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.

Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
  A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。

Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
  A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.

Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
  A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
  A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys

Q:中国人吃狗吗?
  A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
  A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan

Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
  A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。

Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
  A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
  注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族

Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
  A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
  A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
  A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
  A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.

Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
  A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。

Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
  A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.

Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
  A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
不知道楼主在说什么,好像很厉害的样子
不错,精彩的回答
高级黑
记好,万一遇到美帝屁民可以回来找找。
精彩的回答
希望老外 能懂~~~(>_<)~~~
三哥比某些老外都明白文化的差异,人家就没在意别人吃牛。


火药味浓了些,想起了女强人谈知识产权,洋人们说国人都是小偷,不信看电脑的OS,这边就说鬼子都是强盗,让他们回去看看自己国家的博物馆

火药味浓了些,想起了女强人谈知识产权,洋人们说国人都是小偷,不信看电脑的OS,这边就说鬼子都是强盗,让他们回去看看自己国家的博物馆
牛x,很好的诠释了什么是双重标准,就不知道老外懂不懂。
懒得学英语,如有外国人挑衅 直接汉语开骂  哇哈哈
真不错!还有吗?请撸主分享
写的很高级黑啊,特别是印第安人那段。。。
颇有周总理的风格,不错,适合做外交
好辛辣的味道……