笑翻!CNN网友关于天宫一号的评论,很欢乐呀!

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kissmybums
Congratulations to China! With the basic technology in place, we hope China can accelerate its space program, and bring down the cost of putting stuff into orbit and onto the moon. The rest of the world can then hitch a ride on Chinese space craft at a more affordable price than the current monopoly of the USA.

恭喜中国!希望中国作为一个基础科技国家加速他们的空间计划,将把东西放到轨道和月球上的成本降下来。这样其他国家就可以搭个便车,用比美国垄断时的更便宜的价格使用中国的宇宙飞船。

helenecha
Well, if successful, people will have two villas there.
如果这次成功了,那么人类在太空上就有两座“别墅”啦


Godmade
Great, very soon we can order Chinese food in space.
好诶!很快太空上也可以供应中国食物啦。



bosoxpride
I think their safety records is better than the Russians, maybe we can rent their rockets to send our goodies into space.  Cheaper alternative to NASA and safer than the Russians
我觉得中国安全性能肯定要比俄国的好。我们可以租用他们的火箭把我们的好东西送到太空去,这可比租美国宇航局的便宜得多,也比俄国的安全。



bosoxpride
The chinese had to develop their own space program because they know the West will never treat them as equal and invite them to join their club.
中国要提高他们的空间计划是因为他们知道西方将绝对不会把他们当平等的对手看,并且邀请中国加入他们的小团体。

IQman
Whats the big deal? The whole Chinese rocket system was in shambles for decades. In an unprecedented failure in rocket history launching disaters, a whole town in Xizhang was wiped out by the Long March III rocket. The US came to the rescue during the Clinton years and developed and sold the Chinese a proper launch system. This was an extremely bad judgment made by the administration of the day for a number of reasons, one because it signal the beginning of a long chain of events in which China earnestly began to steal and copy high tech from the US. Second, China was undeserving of any good gesture because  of severe and continues violations of human rights in Tibet and Uighur land. Thirdly, It was naive of Clinton to think that the Chinese would use the much needed help for good purposes, all the Chinese did was copy the technology and apply it to their war machine; what an epic failure!
这有什么大不了的?整个中国的火箭系统这十多年都处在混乱之中。有一次火箭发射失败,西藏的一个小镇整个都被长征三号火箭摧毁了。那时候克林顿在位,美国还去救援了,还开发并且卖给了中国一个适合他们的火箭系统。这是个非常糟糕的策略决定。第一,这是中国开始窃取、仿造美国高科技的开始;第二,因为中国对西藏和维吾尔的糟糕态度,我们不能用这么好的态度对待他们;第三,克林顿太天真了,以为中国是在为了好的目的去使用这些他们急需的技术,其实呢,中国把这些技术山寨了全部用在他们自己的战争武器上了。这真是可以列入史册的失败之举啊!


So while you Chinese communists may act as if you are achieving something of great value, remember it was the US that propped you up and enabled a safe and proven launch system.
所以当你们中国共产党为了实现某种很有价值的东西而表演时,要记住是美国开发并授权你们使用这项安全的发射系统的!
Last but not least, tragically the previous disaster of the launch failure of the Long March III rocket resulted in a whole town being wiped off the map, anywhere between 5000 to 10000 people are said to have perished in the disaster. The CCP (as usual) got up to their dirty tricks and imposed a complete information black out. All media were deported in curtained buses and the whole thing was swept under the carpet. So much for respecting human life.
最后但同等重要的是,不幸的是,因为长征三号的发射失败导致一个城镇被从地图上抹去,5000到10000名居民在那次灾难中死亡,中国像往常一样隔断信息,不让外界知道。所有媒体被驱逐出境,整件事才水落石出,真是尊重生命啊!(这位大哥是在写科幻小说么??)
Skeptica
The ISS is like an apartment (or hotel) complex while the Chinese space station (阿房宮) will be like a single family home. Which is better?
国际空间站像是个公寓(或者酒店)综合体,而中国空间站(阿房宫)就像是个独立的小家庭,哪个更好些?
Kissmybums
That's how the Americans compare their big clinky cars to the small Japanese cars when Japan first started making cars. The rest is history, as Japanese car makers swept the global market and Detroit start going downhill and have not recovered til this day.
回楼上,这好像就像当初日本刚开始制作汽车时美国拿自己的大卡车和日本的迷你小轿车比一样。放眼回顾历史啊,日本汽车制造业横扫全球,底特律汽车制造业走下坡路,至今都没有恢复啊!



quiake
the fact that the so call "international space community" headed by the united space refuse to let China to join the space operation shows the hypocrates of the US authority about peaceful joint space exploration by human community.
   in this reality world, still raw power talks, you want respect? you got to get stronger. still not far from the barbarian peroid、
并应该人类联合探索太空,而这所谓的以美国为首的“国际空间社区”拒绝中国加入空间操作,显现出了美霸权主义的可恶。
在这个现实世界里,你要想受尊重,你就要变强大。这说明这个世界还处于野蛮的原始阶段。

Vene27
It is time we start improving space exploration. So much on making Iphone 3 or improving TVs. We need to start exploring this solar system and hopefully by 2030 go to mars and back.
我们是该改善我们的空间探索了,我们用过多的精力在制作苹果3和电视剧上,我们应该开始探索太阳系,希望2030年能够往返于火星。


oltmr
If it makes it there in one piece it will contaminate the space station with the mercury in their paint.
他们会用带有水银的油漆污染空间站的!


ShovelingSnw
mercury?  Nah that's too expensive.  China is sitting on the world's largest lead deposit.  They make everything out of it, even baby toys.  They don't care so why should we?
回楼上,水银?我去那也太贵了吧!中国有着世界上最大的铅矿床,中国制作任何东西都要掺点铅的,包括婴儿玩具,他们自己都不在乎,咱们瞎操什么心啊!

kissmybums
You are contaminating the internet with your venom.
楼上的,你的毒液也在污染者网络。转载请注明来自AC四月青年社区

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kissmybums
Congratulations to China! With the basic technology in place, we hope China can accelerate its space program, and bring down the cost of putting stuff into orbit and onto the moon. The rest of the world can then hitch a ride on Chinese space craft at a more affordable price than the current monopoly of the USA.

恭喜中国!希望中国作为一个基础科技国家加速他们的空间计划,将把东西放到轨道和月球上的成本降下来。这样其他国家就可以搭个便车,用比美国垄断时的更便宜的价格使用中国的宇宙飞船。

helenecha
Well, if successful, people will have two villas there.
如果这次成功了,那么人类在太空上就有两座“别墅”啦


Godmade
Great, very soon we can order Chinese food in space.
好诶!很快太空上也可以供应中国食物啦。



bosoxpride
I think their safety records is better than the Russians, maybe we can rent their rockets to send our goodies into space.  Cheaper alternative to NASA and safer than the Russians
我觉得中国安全性能肯定要比俄国的好。我们可以租用他们的火箭把我们的好东西送到太空去,这可比租美国宇航局的便宜得多,也比俄国的安全。



bosoxpride
The chinese had to develop their own space program because they know the West will never treat them as equal and invite them to join their club.
中国要提高他们的空间计划是因为他们知道西方将绝对不会把他们当平等的对手看,并且邀请中国加入他们的小团体。

IQman
Whats the big deal? The whole Chinese rocket system was in shambles for decades. In an unprecedented failure in rocket history launching disaters, a whole town in Xizhang was wiped out by the Long March III rocket. The US came to the rescue during the Clinton years and developed and sold the Chinese a proper launch system. This was an extremely bad judgment made by the administration of the day for a number of reasons, one because it signal the beginning of a long chain of events in which China earnestly began to steal and copy high tech from the US. Second, China was undeserving of any good gesture because  of severe and continues violations of human rights in Tibet and Uighur land. Thirdly, It was naive of Clinton to think that the Chinese would use the much needed help for good purposes, all the Chinese did was copy the technology and apply it to their war machine; what an epic failure!
这有什么大不了的?整个中国的火箭系统这十多年都处在混乱之中。有一次火箭发射失败,西藏的一个小镇整个都被长征三号火箭摧毁了。那时候克林顿在位,美国还去救援了,还开发并且卖给了中国一个适合他们的火箭系统。这是个非常糟糕的策略决定。第一,这是中国开始窃取、仿造美国高科技的开始;第二,因为中国对西藏和维吾尔的糟糕态度,我们不能用这么好的态度对待他们;第三,克林顿太天真了,以为中国是在为了好的目的去使用这些他们急需的技术,其实呢,中国把这些技术山寨了全部用在他们自己的战争武器上了。这真是可以列入史册的失败之举啊!


So while you Chinese communists may act as if you are achieving something of great value, remember it was the US that propped you up and enabled a safe and proven launch system.
所以当你们中国共产党为了实现某种很有价值的东西而表演时,要记住是美国开发并授权你们使用这项安全的发射系统的!
Last but not least, tragically the previous disaster of the launch failure of the Long March III rocket resulted in a whole town being wiped off the map, anywhere between 5000 to 10000 people are said to have perished in the disaster. The CCP (as usual) got up to their dirty tricks and imposed a complete information black out. All media were deported in curtained buses and the whole thing was swept under the carpet. So much for respecting human life.
最后但同等重要的是,不幸的是,因为长征三号的发射失败导致一个城镇被从地图上抹去,5000到10000名居民在那次灾难中死亡,中国像往常一样隔断信息,不让外界知道。所有媒体被驱逐出境,整件事才水落石出,真是尊重生命啊!(这位大哥是在写科幻小说么??)
Skeptica
The ISS is like an apartment (or hotel) complex while the Chinese space station (阿房宮) will be like a single family home. Which is better?
国际空间站像是个公寓(或者酒店)综合体,而中国空间站(阿房宫)就像是个独立的小家庭,哪个更好些?
Kissmybums
That's how the Americans compare their big clinky cars to the small Japanese cars when Japan first started making cars. The rest is history, as Japanese car makers swept the global market and Detroit start going downhill and have not recovered til this day.
回楼上,这好像就像当初日本刚开始制作汽车时美国拿自己的大卡车和日本的迷你小轿车比一样。放眼回顾历史啊,日本汽车制造业横扫全球,底特律汽车制造业走下坡路,至今都没有恢复啊!



quiake
the fact that the so call "international space community" headed by the united space refuse to let China to join the space operation shows the hypocrates of the US authority about peaceful joint space exploration by human community.
   in this reality world, still raw power talks, you want respect? you got to get stronger. still not far from the barbarian peroid、
并应该人类联合探索太空,而这所谓的以美国为首的“国际空间社区”拒绝中国加入空间操作,显现出了美霸权主义的可恶。
在这个现实世界里,你要想受尊重,你就要变强大。这说明这个世界还处于野蛮的原始阶段。

Vene27
It is time we start improving space exploration. So much on making Iphone 3 or improving TVs. We need to start exploring this solar system and hopefully by 2030 go to mars and back.
我们是该改善我们的空间探索了,我们用过多的精力在制作苹果3和电视剧上,我们应该开始探索太阳系,希望2030年能够往返于火星。


oltmr
If it makes it there in one piece it will contaminate the space station with the mercury in their paint.
他们会用带有水银的油漆污染空间站的!


ShovelingSnw
mercury?  Nah that's too expensive.  China is sitting on the world's largest lead deposit.  They make everything out of it, even baby toys.  They don't care so why should we?
回楼上,水银?我去那也太贵了吧!中国有着世界上最大的铅矿床,中国制作任何东西都要掺点铅的,包括婴儿玩具,他们自己都不在乎,咱们瞎操什么心啊!

kissmybums
You are contaminating the internet with your venom.
楼上的,你的毒液也在污染者网络。
一万人的小镇被抹去?核弹么?
终于明白拉链兄弟党为毛总中枪了
xueying1977 发表于 2011-9-30 13:03
终于明白拉链兄弟党为毛总中枪了
多个党字哈
林顿同志真是被万人唾骂啊,应该在花生炖国会山门口给丫弄个铜像,周围围圈栏杆
西藏有几个1万人的“小镇”?
西藏有神马小镇会住5000-10000人的。。。
....这玩笑开大了..杂不是掉进你们白宫.!
10000人,这造谣水平真够低劣的
5000到10000名居民在那次灾难中死亡,中国像往常一样隔断信息,

这是那美克星上的中国吗?
老美好莱坞电影看多了,动不动就是政府抹去一个城镇。
很久以前在一个极度绿毛的WW论坛才看到200人。。。。 为啥增长了50倍。。。
有一次火箭发射失败,西藏的一个小镇整个都被长征三号火箭摧毁了
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有才,原来TG的火箭是逆地球自转行进的
真挺欢乐,10000人就那么没了啊
真是欢乐~

杂不造谣说掉在白宫呢
为何每次克林顿都中枪?
10000人就是个火箭发射失败的视频和和抗震救灾的视频组合起来的洗脑效果........
freemailman 发表于 2011-9-30 13:06
林顿同志真是被万人唾骂啊,应该在花生炖国会山门口给丫弄个铜像,周围围圈栏杆
其实上士同志你的头像也应该在天安门广场树个碑。。。
IQman
Whats the big deal? The whole Chinese rocket system was in shambles for decades. In an unprecedented failure in rocket history launching disaters, a whole town in Xizhang was wiped out by the Long March III rocket. The US came to the rescue during the Clinton years and developed and sold the Chinese a proper launch system. This was an extremely bad judgment made by the administration of the day for a number of reasons, one because it signal the beginning of a long chain of events in which China earnestly began to steal and copy high tech from the US. Second, China was undeserving of any good gesture because  of severe and continues violations of human rights in Tibet and Uighur land. Thirdly, It was naive of Clinton to think that the Chinese would use the much needed help for good purposes, all the Chinese did was copy the technology and apply it to their war machine; what an epic failure!
这有什么大不了的?整个中国的火箭系统这十多年都处在混乱之中。有一次火箭发射失败,西藏的一个小镇整个都被长征三号火箭摧毁了。那时候克林顿在位,美国还去救援了,还开发并且卖给了中国一个适合他们的火箭系统。这是个非常糟糕的策略决定。第一,这是中国开始窃取、仿造美国高科技的开始;第二,因为中国对西藏和维吾尔的糟糕态度,我们不能用这么好的态度对待他们;第三,克林顿太天真了,以为中国是在为了好的目的去使用这些他们急需的技术,其实呢,中国把这些技术山寨了全部用在他们自己的战争武器上了。这真是可以列入史册的失败之举啊!


So while you Chinese communists may act as if you are achieving something of great value, remember it was the US that propped you up and enabled a safe and proven launch system.
所以当你们中国共产党为了实现某种很有价值的东西而表演时,要记住是美国开发并授权你们使用这项安全的发射系统的!
Last but not least, tragically the previous disaster of the launch failure of the Long March III rocket resulted in a whole town being wiped off the map, anywhere between 5000 to 10000 people are said to have perished in the disaster. The CCP (as usual) got up to their dirty tricks and imposed a complete information black out. All media were deported in curtained buses and the whole thing was swept under the carpet. So much for respecting human life.
最后但同等重要的是,不幸的是,因为长征三号的发射失败导致一个城镇被从地图上抹去,5000到10000名居民在那次灾难中死亡,中国像往常一样隔断信息,不让外界知道。所有媒体被驱逐出境,整件事才水落石出,真是尊重生命啊!(这位大哥是在写科幻小说么??)

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这位GG估计是种花网北美分舵的主力干部,至少是和种花网同等级别的。要不就是轮子北美主力了。淫才啊!
开玩笑,核弹头Y?
我有时候在想:如果在珠穆朗玛峰上建个火箭发射场能节省多少燃料啊!!这还是设想呢那边火箭就掉下来了
真的不是我的错啊。
有飞西藏的火箭吗?
TG 的火箭环球飞行一周后失败的?  说掉到白宫比西藏更靠谱!
一万人的小镇被火箭残骸摧毁?这TMD是何等地欢乐,何等地科幻啊~~~~~~~这货以为自己在写科幻小说吧
MD就是MD   科幻都比别人强!
轮子天天都讲介事。乃们不知道?
10000人,这造谣水平真够低劣的!西藏上10000的小镇没几个。


求一万人的小镇被摧毁火箭残骸的型号,诚求全球总代理,威力绝对赶超MD行货正版核导弹了,一定能全球大卖。


广告很惊人,脑残超无限!

求一万人的小镇被摧毁火箭残骸的型号,诚求全球总代理,威力绝对赶超MD行货正版核导弹了,一定能全球大卖。


广告很惊人,脑残超无限!
有一次火箭发射失败,西藏的一个小镇整个都被长征三号火箭摧毁了


这他妈的,火箭是往西发射啊,造谣也要有点水平

嗯嗯, 闲得慌时看看也挺欢乐
特别是小镇那一段, 有声有色
IQman
Whats the big deal? The whole Chinese rocket system was in shambles for decades. In an unprecedented failure in rocket history launching disaters, a whole town in Xizhang was wiped out by the Long March III rocket. The US came to the rescue during the Clinton years and developed and sold the Chinese a proper launch system. This was an extremely bad judgment made by the administration of the day for a number of reasons, one because it signal the beginning of a long chain of events in which China earnestly began to steal and copy high tech from the US. Second, China was undeserving of any good gesture because  of severe and continues violations of human rights in Tibet and Uighur land. Thirdly, It was naive of Clinton to think that the Chinese would use the much needed help for good purposes, all the Chinese did was copy the technology and apply it to their war machine; what an epic failure!
这有什么大不了的?整个中国的火箭系统这十多年都处在混乱之中。有一次火箭发射失败,西藏的一个小镇整个都被长征三号火箭摧毁了。那时候克林顿在位,美国还去救援了,还开发并且卖给了中国一个适合他们的火箭系统。这是个非常糟糕的策略决定。第一,这是中国开始窃取、仿造美国高科技的开始;第二,因为中国对西藏和WWE的糟糕态度,我们不能用这么好的态度对待他们;第三,克林顿太天真了,以为中国是在为了好的目的去使用这些他们急需的技术,其实呢,中国把这些技术山寨了全部用在他们自己的战争武器上了。这真是可以列入史册的失败之举啊!
IQ哥~你真的是和我们生活在同一个位面么???


1W人的小镇在西藏?!这个笑话太冷了一点。
一个阿里县国土面积34W平方公里比两个山东省都大,人口也不过7W多人。
TB一枚火箭就能在西藏砸死1W人,那得相当于多上原子弹的威力啊!
美国P民不是写科幻小说的,是在美国那种媒体环境中科幻小说看多了!

1W人的小镇在西藏?!这个笑话太冷了一点。
一个阿里县国土面积34W平方公里比两个山东省都大,人口也不过7W多人。
TB一枚火箭就能在西藏砸死1W人,那得相当于多上原子弹的威力啊!
美国P民不是写科幻小说的,是在美国那种媒体环境中科幻小说看多了!
围观1万人{:soso_e113:}
我真的很想纯表
壮东风 发表于 2011-9-30 13:10
老美好莱坞电影看多了,动不动就是政府抹去一个城镇。
同感~因为这事他们常做,所以很习以为常的说别人也是
悠悠我心 发表于 2011-9-30 13:11
很久以前在一个极度绿毛的WW论坛才看到200人。。。。 为啥增长了50倍。。。
准你通货膨胀,就不允许人家人数翻番?
申请十美分,不是我太贪,是最近物价涨的厉害啊!
iq哥说的是Xizhang不是TIBET。
但xizhang是什么?
难道是中国籍美分打错了

laomao0000 发表于 2011-9-30 13:11
有一次火箭发射失败,西藏的一个小镇整个都被长征三号火箭摧毁了
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有才,原来 ...


胸蒂,悄悄的问问:“地球自转是自东向西,还是自西向东的?”。大哥求你别把我问你的问题告诉别人啊,怕人家笑我
laomao0000 发表于 2011-9-30 13:11
有一次火箭发射失败,西藏的一个小镇整个都被长征三号火箭摧毁了
==========================
有才,原来 ...


胸蒂,悄悄的问问:“地球自转是自东向西,还是自西向东的?”。大哥求你别把我问你的问题告诉别人啊,怕人家笑我
freemailman 发表于 2011-9-30 13:06
林顿同志真是被万人唾骂啊,应该在花生炖国会山门口给丫弄个铜像,周围围圈栏杆
要是巴马同志再搞不定经济和失业,米国人民会先给他树铜像的,嗯,到时候会不会有自由民主人士写文怀恋林顿同志的经济政策呢。。
看到一万人消失的时候,其实很无奈,消息是假的,但是按到TG身上的时候,就是有人信啊....

TG真的是原罪啊,真是躺着坐着都中枪!