[转帖] [翻译]众洋婆子：一定要在天朝生个娃

#12  

    LIONPOWER

    GUEST48165
    We wish to see you happy after birth.
    Post your coming guest pic.

    GUEST48165，祝你生产愉快，别忘了发照片。

Nov 25, 2007 07:36     
#13  

    APAULT

    The lack of epidural doesn't surprise me, I couldn't get anaesthetic for a tooth repair.

    木有硬膜外麻醉哥毫不惊讶，我补牙都木有麻醉。

Mar 12, 2008 22:48     
#14  

    ERYKAH

    I plan to give birth in Chengdu in November 2008. Can anyone recommend a hospital? And can anyone give me an idea of how much it may cost? I've heard anywhere from 4,000 RMB to 10,000 RMB.
    Thanks!

    我准备2008年11月在成都生。给推荐一个医院呗？所需银两？我听说4000到10000大洋不等。多谢！

Mar 27, 2008 06:59     
#15  

    FRENCHGIRL

    Hey everyone I'm Guest 48165. I gave birth as expected 3 month ago in Guangzhou, In the Mother and Children Hospital. I couldn't get any epidural for the delivery but the midwife was great and very patient.
    The cost was about 6000rmb.
    One thing to know: the hospital doesn't provide food. You have to ask someone to bring some to you, or you can buy it to the "ayi" of the hospital. They are women who help patients in the hospital with practical matters, but you have to pay for their services, about 10rmb a day. You should as well get a chinese english dictionary, it helped me many times.
    I got a good insight of chinese hospitals as 2 month after my delivery i had a surgery. If you need infos, just ask on this forum, maybe I can help you!

    嘿大家好，我是Guest48165。我3个月前在广州妇婴医院如期生产。我没能得到硬膜外麻醉，但助产士是超强，非常有耐心。
    花了约6000大洋。
    有一点要知道：医院不提供食物。你得让人带饭，向医院的“阿姨”买也行。阿姨是些妇女，帮医院的患者干些杂活，大约10个大洋一天。备一本汉英词典，它帮了我很多次。
    手术后我两个月里我好好的观察了医院。谁需要相关信息，可以问，也许我可以帮助你！

Mar 27, 2008 08:10     
#16  

    JABAROOTOO

    Congratulations.
    We trust that both mother and baby are doing well now.

    Foreign friends of mine delivered in Luzhou, Sichuan last year with no complications but I have no idea what it cost.

    恭喜。
    母子平安，放心了。

    我的洋朋友去年在四川泸州分娩，无并发症，但我不知道多少钱。

Mar 28, 2008 12:23     
#17  

    LIONPOWER

    Congratulations too,
    We are happy to see you Frenchgirl with your baby.

    同恭喜，求法国妞和娃的照片

Mar 28, 2008 18:01     
#18  
GUESTGUE...
    My goodness, it is so cheap to have a baby in China!
    Now I understand the 1.300.000.000 factor.
    Congratulations! God bless your baby and you.

    苍天，在天朝生娃真省钱！
    我算知道为毛有13亿人口了。
    恭喜！上帝保佑你娘俩。

Mar 29, 2008 04:14     
#19  

    DODGER

    Frenchgirl,
    is it a boy or a girl? And the name is....?
    Congratulations to you both and to your Husband.
    Dodger.

    法国妞，男娃女娃？叫个甚？恭喜你两口子。
            此致敬礼，道哥

Mar 29, 2008 06:09     
#20  

    FRENCHGIRL

    thank you for your kind messages.

    My baby girl's name is Jeanne-Louise, and of course she is very cute.
    We are both doing fine, eventhough the heat is coming...

    谢谢各位，太温暖了。
    女娃，叫个珍妮 - 路易斯，相当的cute。
    我们都很好，只是天要热了。。。

Mar 29, 2008 06:25     
#21  

    APAULT

    Come on Jabs, don't be so sexist!!! What about the poor father???? Think of all he has been through!

    别搞性别歧视姊妹儿，孩儿他爹呢？想想爹挨的那些坑吧！

Mar 29, 2008 10:12     
#22  

    JCNILE123

    Nice to see you and your family are doing ok in China, I personally use all the information I can gather as important because my girl friend and I plans are to go back to China after a period of time in America, that is after she gets the American citizenship so we can travel with out problems.

    Beautiful Baby!

    你全家在天朝平安，我放心了。我在多方收集信息，因为我的女朋友和我打算回天朝。在美国熬了好些年，她弄成美国人了，所以我们可以淡定的回了。

    漂亮娃！

Apr 22, 2008 19:29     
#23  
GUEST65174
    I am due in September in Kunming, Yunnan. Here is an International Hospital that we really like. I had there an emergency appendectomy in September 2007. They did a great job. They gave me an epidural as an anesthetic and a mild sleep agent. They also have a cook that cooks food especially for you, as recommended by the doctor. The service is unbelievable; the rooms look more like a hotel than a hospital, except for the bed that can be positioned any way you want. Also, my husband was able to sleep on the very comfortable couch in the room. A nurse is assigned to you, and checks on you regularly (almost a little too much!). I hope the delivery will go well in September. The doctor is great, and the manager of the hospital is translating for us at every appointment; her English is fluent. I never thought I would be thinking of giving birth in China; but this hospital changed our minds. The price is 6'000RMB ($860), and less if you are a member of the hospital. This fee includes the hospital stay. In case of a C-section, around 10'000RMB. Best wishes to everyone expecting!!

    我是9月，云南昆明。这是国际医院，我们真的很喜欢。2007年9月我在这切的阑尾。活不错。他们给了我作了硬膜外麻醉和轻度睡眠。他们有个专门的厨师，按照医生的建议给做饭。服务是难以置信好；病房跟酒店一样，床可以随意摆。另外，我的丈夫在沙发上睡的很安逸。还分配一名护士，定期检查（几乎有点太过分了！）。我希望9月顺利分娩。大夫很NB，每次约见都是院经理为我们翻译，她英语很流利。我从来没有想过我会考虑在天朝生产，但这个医院改变了我们的想法。价格是6000大洋（860刀），如果你是医院会员，还少。这还包括住院费。剖腹产约10000大洋。住大家生的舒心！！

Apr 23, 2008 01:01     
#24  

    ALICIAYIYI

    Best wishes to all the mothers and their babies. You can put your babies' photos here if you don't mind, then everyone can share your happiness.

    最良好的祝愿送给所有的妈和娃。如果你不介意的话，求照片，大家都沾沾福气。

Jun 15, 2008 04:02     

#25  
GUEST22550
     Anyone can help me....I gave birth in China and I don't know what to do. I am an asian and alone here. I am really in so much trouble for my visa got expired the day I gave birth. The doctor told me she can extend my visa but needs passport of my husband..but am not married and I am alone here. I runaway from my country and tried to start a life here because I am not fully aware of the visa policies here. Now that my baby is 8mos old I want to know how I can get a passport for my baby or is it possible that my baby and I can stay here for good.

    行行好....我在天朝生了娃，然后就没辙了。我是亚洲人，漂在天朝。我麻烦大了，我生娃那天签证过期了。医生告诉我，她可以延长我的签证，但需要我的丈夫的护照...但我没结婚，就我自己。我从我国跑出来，想在天朝开始新生活，我不完全了解这里的签证政策。现在，娃都八个月了，我想知道怎么给娃弄本护照，我和娃能留在这吗。

Jul 22, 2008 07:04     
#26  
GUEST12672
    i am a foreigner and live in nanjing china. i recently found out that im pregnant and went to the doctor earlier today and had an ultra sound, mean while the doctor asked me if im considering on giving birth in china, i said yes.. they told me that its diffcult and that i have to do a few things before its okay. i have no idea what there talking about i dont know any chinesse and there english wasnt good. i have a visa for four years im planning on studying here so i dont know what the problem is? if anyone gave birth in china please tell me what you had to do, i have searched the internet for any answers and havent found anything. ill be grateful for answers thank you.
    my email is frosty_4273@yahoo.com

    我是外国人，在天朝南京生活。我怀孕了，今天早晨去看医生，超了一下。完事医生问我，想不想生在天朝，我说想..他们告诉我，我得先处理好几件事，生娃才好办。我不知道他们说的甚，我不会汉语，他们英语也不好。我有个四年期签证，我计划在这里学习，我不知道有什么问题？在天朝生过娃的，请告诉我你怎么弄的，我搜不着有用的信息。万分感谢。
    我的电子邮件是frosty_4273@yahoo.com

Jan 7, 2009 05:17     
#27  
GUEST21738
    Hi. My baby is due 02/02/2009. I will be having my baby in a local hospital in Shanghai. The cost of the delivery (and stay in hospital included) will be approximately 3000-6000 rmb. That is the cost for a general ward (6 people) and we are going to have a special delivery room which we pay a little more for (so that my husband can join me during delivery, otherwise no partners are usually allowed into the labour ward). You can have an epidural at approximately 1000 rmb per dose (I am not sure though if that is included in the price I gave above). As for other pain relief options - there are none! It's epidural or nothing! Strange isn't it?

    嗨。我预产是02/02/2009。我将在上海当地医院生。分娩的费用（住院费在内）约为3000-6000大洋。这是普通病房的费用（6人），我们使用特殊的产房，多付出一点（这样，我的丈夫在分娩过程中在身边，否则同伴不准进入产房）。硬膜外麻醉每剂约1000大洋（我不知道是不是包含在上述价格里面）。至于其他缓解疼痛的选项 - 木有！硬膜外麻醉或无麻醉！有点怪吧？

Jan 17, 2009 04:11     
#28  
GUEST01252
    Any information on midwives doing homebirths in China?

    求天朝在家生娃的接生婆信息

Feb 22, 2009 08:57     
#29  
GUESTOCEAN
    Hi there!!
    I'm considering getting pregnant in China where i am living with my bfr. Can anyone tell me where can i find the best hospital for ceasarian surgery and what is the cos of it?
    can anyone also reomend me a good gynecologists who speaks english?
    thank you so much
    sorry for mistakes - i am Polish :)

    诸位！！
    我与我的男友生活在天朝，我打算在这怀孕。谁能告诉我，剖腹产手术最好的医院在哪，以及费用？
    还有给介绍个会英语的好妇产医生？
    非常感谢
    原谅我的破烂英语:）

Feb 22, 2009 21:00     
#30  
GUESTOCEAN
     I forgot to add that i am living in Guangzhou ;)

    忘了说，我在广州

Mar 31, 2009 14:06     
#31  
GUEST16517
    Hey, what's the name of the international hospital in Kunming?

    昆明那个国际化大医院叫啥？

Jun 4, 2009 00:33     
#32  
GUESTNIKKI
    how many kids are a chinese woman allowed to have in china my friend said each woman is allowed to have only one is that true
    i heard some news that a chinese woman living in china is now allowed to have 2 kids please help us which is true

    在天朝一个天朝女人允许有几个娃？我的朋友说，每一个女人只准生有一个，是真的？
    我又听说，现在允许生两个了，请帮助我们，哪个是真的？

Jun 4, 2009 00:35     
#33  
GUEST18760
    i would love to know the answer for that as well nikki

    同楼上

Jun 20, 2009 17:14     
#34  
GUEST02217
    if you live in the city one child if you live in the country two children as family is used for working the farms

    城里一个娃，农村两个娃，农活需要人手

Jun 23, 2009 06:46     
#35  
GUEST66178
     HI all thanks for the information. I am wondering if the children are given English Birth Certificate. I will be in Guangzhou soon too, is the mother and children hospital the best hospital for giving birth? Do they have private room?
    Can anyone help with the answer, I will be grateful!!! Thanks!!

    感谢诸位的信息。我想知道如果娃们出生证明有没有英文的。我也将很快去广州，母婴医院生孩子最好？有单人病房吗？
    不胜感激！！！谢谢！

Jun 23, 2009 08:44     
#36  
GUEST66178
    Hi all, can we get english Birth Certificate from Guangzhou hospital? Is the Woman and Children hospital the best in GZ?

    重复楼上

Jul 22, 2009 05:32     

#37  
    CURESOON

   
Quote:

Originally Posted by GUEST66178
Hi all, can we get english Birth Certificate from Guangzhou hospital? Is the Woman and Children hospital the best in GZ?
    Hey,
    For giving birth in Guangzhou, There is a lot of good hospitals for you to choose, you can choose depend on the area you live.
    And For the Certificate Birth paper, In most hospitals, they usually give the Chinese one, But they have a English One, you can ask for.
    for more info, you can email me
    cure.soon@yahoo.com

    （回楼上）嘿，
    广州有很多好的医院，可以选择住处近便的。
    出生证明，大多数医院是中文的，但他们有英语的，你可以要求。
    更多信息，email我
    cure.soon@yahoo.com

Jul 22, 2009 05:38     
#38  
    CURESOON

    In china, the right for a woman to have 2 babies varies from a lot of situation.
    Usually below:
    1)minority nationality
    2)The women in Countryside
    3)If the first baby have some defects or dead (by accidents or disease)
    For people who have money, they can have as much babies, and then pay the fine by money

    在天朝，一个女人于下列情况可以生两个娃：
    1）少数民族
    2）农村妇女
    3）第一个孩子有缺陷或死亡（意外或疾病）
    有钱人可以敞开生，交罚款就行

Jul 22, 2009 05:44     
#39  
    CURESOON

   
Quote:

Originally Posted by GUESTOCEAN
Hi there!!

I'm considering getting pregnant in China where i am living with my bfr. Can anyone tell me where can i find the best hospital for ceasarian surgery and what is the cos of it?
can anyone also reomend me a good gynecologists who speaks english?

thank you so much

sorry for mistakes - i am Polish :)
   Hey, Ocean,
    For expats, getting pregnant and giving birth in Guangzhou,China is totally not a problem.
    Guangzhou is now an international city, and have high level of Both Western medicine and CTM( Chinese traditional Medicine).
    For the Caesarean birth, usually takes about 8000--10000 CNY if you have the high quality service.
    Visit the website below. may give you some advice.
    www.cure-soon.com
    Or you can email me for mor info
    cure.soon@yahoo.com

(回说破烂英语的)嘿，Ocean，

    洋人在广州怀孕和生产是完全没有问题的。
    广州现在是一个国际城市，并有高水平的西医和中医（天朝传统医药）。
    上乘的剖腹产服务通常需要约8000到10000大洋。
    访问下面的网站。可能会给你一些建议。
    www.cure-soon.com
    也可通过电子邮件获得更多信息
    cure.soon@ yahoo.com

Jul 22, 2009 11:59     
#40  
GUEST52140
    hi there i am a singe mother now and i am trying to decide whether i should give birth here or not?i am from Africa and an English teacher t was a mistake but i chose to keep it what do you suggest how much do i budget for and where?
    thanks

    诸位，我是个单身妈妈。我在纠结我是否应该在这里生娃，我来自非洲，是一名英语教师。（怀上）是个错误，但我决定生下来，地点和预算，给点建议？
    感谢

Jul 24, 2009 03:03     
#41  

    CURESOON
   
Quote:

Originally Posted by GUEST52140
hi there i am a singe mother now and i am trying to decide whether i should give birth here or not?i am from Africa and an English teacher t was a mistake but i chose to keep it what do you suggest how much do i budget for and where?

thanks
   Hi,Giving Birth in Guangzhou is totally no technical problem, even you are a single mother.
    How many month now for the Baby, and have you ever take regular check?
    Contact me by the folowing contact ways

    24 Hours Service :400-8833-911
    Web site: www.cure-soon.com
    MSN: curesoon@hotmail.com
    Email: cure.soon@yahoo.com

    （回非洲单身）在广州分娩是完全没有任何技术问题，即使你是一个单身母亲。
    娃几个月了？有没有定期检查？
    联系我

    24小时服务电话:400 -8833- 911
    网站：www.cure- soon.com
    MSN：curesoon@hotmail.com
    电子邮件：cure.soon@ yahoo.com

Sep 14, 2009 21:56     
#42  
GUESTKIN...
    It has been awhile guys....Thought it was time I got my happy ass back on here...

    久违了伙计们。。。我脚的该回来乐呵乐呵了

Nov 29, 2009 08:50     
#43  
GUEST10614
   Quote:
    Originally Posted by GUEST21738 View Post
    Hi. My baby is due 02/02/2009. I will be having my baby in a local hospital in Shanghai. The cost of the delivery (and stay in hospital included) will be approximately 3000-6000 rmb. That is the cost for a general ward (6 people) and we are going to have a special delivery room which we pay a little more for (so that my husband can join me during d...
   I am in shanghai with my wife in the very early stages of our second pregnancy. I am interested in knowing the name/phone number of the hospital in Shanghai where you gave birth this past Feb. Thanks in advance for any information you can provide!

    (回在上海生娃的)我与妻子在上海，处于第二次怀孕的早期阶段。我有兴趣知道你今年二月生娃的那家上海医院的名称/电话号码，感谢提供的信息！

Dec 7, 2009 00:18     
#44  
    DEEPA
    Hi
    I live in Guangzhou. Can you suggest a good gynecologist who deals with infertility problems. And also it willbe nice if the doctor know english.
    Please suggest me a good doctor and good hospital in case if I become pregnant and want to give birth.

    您好
    我在广州。求妇科高手，要精不孕问题。会英语就更好了。
    如果我怀孕想生，好医生好医院，给个建议。

Dec 21, 2009 23:47     
#45  
GUESTQUE...
    And btw u rock:) ur projects and works are cool. and ur website is really informative. learnt a lot from it:)
    keep up the good work! cheers!:)
    -Ukesh

    干得好，好网站，等等。。。

Mar 31, 2010 04:56     
#46  
GUESTROB...
    hi there, i read your message i am romanian and i also want to give birth in guangzhou, china.now i am in my home town in Romania but i will arrive in may in Guangzhou and i am scared about giving birth there.i would really love if you can give me details about your experience and if the hospitals have doctors who know english.
    bonne chance!

    诸位，我是罗马尼亚人，我也想在广州生。我现在在我的家乡罗马尼亚，但我会在5月抵达广州，在那生娃我有点害怕。求详细经验，爱你们。求讲英语的医院。
    祝好！（法语，艹）

Apr 23, 2010 17:19     
#47  
GUESTVES...
    Hey City Folk
    Cellphone will be off and I will be enjoying a weekend getaway.
    Tahiti was our first choice,!
    Need some advice.
    Cheers.

    诸位
    手机关机，周末玩去。
    塔希提岛是首选！
    需要一些建议。
    干杯。

Aug 23, 2010 03:35     
#48  
GUESTCOF...
    I've got to hand it to you

    （不明所以）

Sep 18, 2010 01:12     
#49  
GUESTJAL...
    my husband & I have made a website that might answer some of your questions about giving birth in China. Please feel free to take a look
    www.havingababyinchina.com
    we talk about cultural things, things to expect at the hospital, and short lists of hospitals

    我的丈夫和我有个网站，也许能回答一些在天朝生娃的问题。可以看一看
    www.havingababyinchina.com
    讨论文化，医院事项，简短的医院名单

Sep 26, 2010 06:41     
#50  
GUEST57499
    Hi
    I am a single chinese mother from northern china which baby is due to give birth on mar 2010.
    What will happen to my baby ? i am not married and understand the hospital will take me and my baby will not have a "Hu Kou"...what shall i do
    miserable mother Jane

    好，
    我是一个来自天朝北方的单身母亲，2010年3月预产。（？？）
    我的娃咋办啊？我没结婚，医院不鸟我，我的孩子不会有户口......我应该怎么办
    可怜的母亲简

Jul 8, 2011 22:15     
#51  
GUEST54786
    Hi All,
    I would like to enquire if it's possible to give birth in china as a single mother and are there any complications in the registration for the new born? What are the process?
    Thanks
    Sam

    列位，
    我想问问，在天朝，单身母亲能生娃吗？（这样的）新生儿落户很困难吗？怎么个流程？
    谢谢
    山姆

Jul 9, 2011 03:09     
#52  
    JOHNNASH
    It is possible for you to give birth in China as a single mother. But it is very hard for you to make registation for the newly born baby. It is almost impossible for you to get a Chinese citizenship for he/she if neither you nor his/her father is Chinese.

    在天朝单身母亲可以生娃，但是落户就费老劲了。如果你们两口子都不是天朝子民，想给娃上个天朝户口几乎不可能。

...tg人口已经好多了...外国人没合法居留就别赖在tg不走...楼主还兴庆.??

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这翻译是陕西人吧。

那个亚洲人应该是非法移民了吧？

翻译的辛苦，挺有意思哈，{:soso_e113:}

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按天朝法律，生在天朝也依然不是天朝人

有的内容蛮搞笑的，有意思

中国现在有四年签证啦？
我一日本老师，她朋友嫁给中国人之后居然还是旅游签证，每仨月一签

按天朝法律，生在天朝也依然不是天朝人
这个政策多么明智啊！

mousie 发表于 2011-7-17 14:43
中国现在有四年签证啦？
我一日本老师，她朋友嫁给中国人之后居然还是旅游签证，每仨月一签
这种情况可以取得永久居留权

哈哈。翻译给原文增色不少

不是说夫妻一方是中国国籍在中国生的能获中国国籍？
尼玛，天朝是该清理下非法居留问题了。对本国人搞暂住证搞得挺high，对洋大人就。。。还嫌天朝人口不够多吗。
在广州的，大部分是尼玛黑速速，黑阿姨吧。

连罗马尼亚的东欧傻妹子都来了……我说在国外生个娃到底有多贵啊？怎么她们听见只要几千到一万RMB会觉得这么便宜……

中国的国籍那是非常难入的，外国人想入中国国籍几乎是一个不可能完成的任务。原来看过资料，建国的时候一个在中国工作的黎巴嫩医学专家经周恩来特批才入的中国国籍。

hedongli321 发表于 2011-7-19 19:02
中国的国籍那是非常难入的，外国人想入中国国籍几乎是一个不可能完成的任务。原来看过资料，建国的时候一个 ...
有没有统计过
建国以来总共有多少对天朝作出重大贡献的国际友人获准加入天朝国籍

广州黑蜀黍貌似超级多  联想到很不好的前景...   

正规程序入天朝籍很难
可是如果钻漏洞什么的很容易

scut_m 发表于 2011-7-19 19:13
有没有统计过
建国以来总共有多少对天朝作出重大贡献的国际友人获准加入天朝国籍
不知道！！我估计不会超过50个。


这个政策估计50年内不会改变，将来即使做调整也不会出大变化，因为咱中国自古以来都是极度排外的。

hedongli321 发表于 2011-7-19 19:22
不知道！！我估计不会超过50个。
现在崇洋媚外的傻子可不少

在天朝有70%的baby是剖宫产出来的，而99%的剖宫产手术用的都是“epidurals”或“Subarachnoid anesthesia”

在三甲医院 这两种麻醉方式都不超过600大洋！少数也不会过1K！当然私立贵族医院就不一样了！

相对欧 米 日 来说 在天朝生个娃真的还是很便宜的！

加上还有生育保险，保险支付下来超过二级医院的剖腹产花费了！生个娃还有的赚额！

美日啥的就算了。。。
罗马尼亚生个孩子，也那么贵么？？。。不至于吧。。

ps:tg现在还有稳婆呢。。虽然很少了。。可以不花钱。。

翻译真流畅喜感
去年一个亲戚生孩子，生育险发了7000多，生孩子好像都没花完

偶表示，大家拿是生孩子免费的，但当天住院，99%不是刨腹产，第二天就出院，因为医院没床位，反正你生完了，可以走了，不管你伤口好了没

我要说，这翻译太有爱了

中国人在中国生孩子国家给补助滴。。。俺一同事生孩子花了2000多，国家给补助了3000。。。

怎么都想在天朝生娃？外国人即拿不到天朝补助又拿不到天朝国籍

怎么都想在天朝生娃？外国人即拿不到天朝补助又拿不到天朝国籍

这么还有东欧的？求推荐

不做AFC 发表于 2011-7-21 15:01
这么还有东欧的？求推荐
东欧MM有爱啊!!
貌似穷了点

pmxa 发表于 2011-7-21 16:31
东欧MM有爱啊!!
貌似穷了点
你可知道哪里有东欧妹子？

不做AFC 发表于 2011-7-21 16:57
你可知道哪里有东欧妹子？
捷克和乌克兰的模特是西方国家“人体艺术”杂志的主力

不做AFC 发表于 2011-7-21 16:57
你可知道哪里有东欧妹子？
A片多,没办法要钱啊

记得我媳妇生孩子自费支付了50rmb,是自然产,50是羊肠线的钱,别的直接走医保了,没赚什么钱,费用很小能接受.

pmxa 发表于 2011-7-21 17:40
A片多,没办法要钱啊
A片不行，我要实打实的东欧妹

我这个未婚男士信心倍增了。