超级军网上帝和镜子
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“mirror mirror !who is the best fighter in the world?” the F-22 asked mirror for question every day.
“of course you sir!”the mirror is always repeat such answer every time until that a certain day is coming……
While the date of that day, there are unbelievable things that occur around the earth…. …the sun & the moon are disappear from the atmosphere at the same time….wild gooses flying in the sky are changing their formation with 2 repeating words continuously,one word is “bull” another is “B”….while the date of that day,the greatest fighter of TG which is called “J8II” by posterity is befell into this world in Gloria!
“He is a sexy guy”said by MIG-23 “His 2 ass hole are looking so classic just like my girl friend …SU-15”
“Even his body is too slight to upload …eh…..whatever missiles….he can shoot rocket projectile at least…” the MIG-29 speaks such words.
“J8II?oh! what’s a damn horrible manned rocket..I’m dreaming nightmare even heard of these numbers..”the EP3 accused J8II in crying.
To be continued…
“mirror mirror !who is the best fighter in the world?” the F-22 asked mirror for question every day.
“of course you sir!”the mirror is always repeat such answer every time until that a certain day is coming……
While the date of that day, there are unbelievable things that occur around the earth…. …the sun & the moon are disappear from the atmosphere at the same time….wild gooses flying in the sky are changing their formation with 2 repeating words continuously,one word is “bull” another is “B”….while the date of that day,the greatest fighter of TG which is called “J8II” by posterity is befell into this world in Gloria!
“He is a sexy guy”said by MIG-23 “His 2 ass hole are looking so classic just like my girl friend …SU-15”
“Even his body is too slight to upload …eh…..whatever missiles….he can shoot rocket projectile at least…” the MIG-29 speaks such words.
“J8II?oh! what’s a damn horrible manned rocket..I’m dreaming nightmare even heard of these numbers..”the EP3 accused J8II in crying.
To be continued…
沙发啊。顺便求翻译帝。
When J8II was young,he goes around whole of the dragon empire in East Asia for searching the true essence of fight,in order to beat those scoundrels from North Caucasia,he must accomplished in his combat skills as early as possible,he is a man who know where he is and whatever he do.
To be continued…
To be continued…
八爷真不容易，被损成这样。
“Dog fight? Or BVR? Or both ?”J8II asked MIG-15 seriously.
“…you unfilial bloke…I’m 20 years older than you..how can you choose me as your target..”the wecker aircraft shouting this young guy.”…your competitor should be your old brother whom is right there…”the wecker told J8II with point to J-6…
The J-6 looking at the fresh guy silently “do you wanna challenge me ?what a funny jok,you were sucking your fingers in your Mumu’s breast when I fighting with F-86 in North Korea..actually,you have even not yet started to learn A BO CE DE BO PO MO FO when I was fighting with Mirage-III in Pakistan… “
“Don’t waste my aviation kerosene & time in listening your ball s h I t ,show me your weapons..”the fresh guy rush at the slaver swift with two 23mm Type 23-III…
“…you unfilial bloke…I’m 20 years older than you..how can you choose me as your target..”the wecker aircraft shouting this young guy.”…your competitor should be your old brother whom is right there…”the wecker told J8II with point to J-6…
The J-6 looking at the fresh guy silently “do you wanna challenge me ?what a funny jok,you were sucking your fingers in your Mumu’s breast when I fighting with F-86 in North Korea..actually,you have even not yet started to learn A BO CE DE BO PO MO FO when I was fighting with Mirage-III in Pakistan… “
“Don’t waste my aviation kerosene & time in listening your ball s h I t ,show me your weapons..”the fresh guy rush at the slaver swift with two 23mm Type 23-III…
Abruptly,the slaver guy disappeared with a eary turn before “sky handsome boy” aim at him,”..
How could it be possible?To be the only one air superior fighter,I actually missed the first catch…”J8II is totally be shocked by this fact.
“lol….you babes and sucklings…you got two ass holes and me too …”J6 sneering at “sky handsome boy” by showing his AM-5
下班了 明天继续
to be continue...
to be continue...
yalihenda
{:cha:}四级没考的人路过
回复 11# 菸薅猪
:lol可怜娃，摸摸....
:lol可怜娃，摸摸....
大致能看懂一点
强烈鄙视兰州
发帖也不给翻译，还是一点一点贴的
强烈鄙视兰州
发帖也不给翻译，还是一点一点贴的
闲得蛋疼。。。
“魔镜魔镜！谁是世界上最强的战斗机？”F-22每天都问魔镜这个问题。
“当然是阁下您了！”魔镜每次都重复这个答案，直到那一天来临。。。
那一天，地球上发生了不可思议的事情。。。太阳月亮从天空中同时消失了。。。大雁从空中飞过，一会儿排成个“牛”字，一会排成个“B”字。就在这一天，TG最伟大的战斗机J8II诞生了！
“这家伙够sexy，”米格23说，“他的两个菊花就跟我GF，SU-15的一样经典。”
“尽管他的小身板可能装载不了什么导弹，嗯，至少他还能打火箭弹。。”米格29如是说。
“J8II？哦！就TMD是一个人操火箭。。听到这些数字我都做噩梦了（？）。。”EP3哭号着。
“魔镜魔镜！谁是世界上最强的战斗机？”F-22每天都问魔镜这个问题。
“当然是阁下您了！”魔镜每次都重复这个答案，直到那一天来临。。。
那一天，地球上发生了不可思议的事情。。。太阳月亮从天空中同时消失了。。。大雁从空中飞过，一会儿排成个“牛”字，一会排成个“B”字。就在这一天，TG最伟大的战斗机J8II诞生了！
“这家伙够sexy，”米格23说，“他的两个菊花就跟我GF，SU-15的一样经典。”
“尽管他的小身板可能装载不了什么导弹，嗯，至少他还能打火箭弹。。”米格29如是说。
“J8II？哦！就TMD是一个人操火箭。。听到这些数字我都做噩梦了（？）。。”EP3哭号着。
bluenote 发表于 2010-6-24 11:34 
{:cha:}不可怜 才大一嘛 我很年轻的说
{:cha:}不可怜 才大一嘛 我很年轻的说
小p孩 慢慢考 不著急
你的地盘我做主，你的工资我待收，我的水塔我来灌
“It seems that your slaver more than the H - Hydralisk in STAR CRAFT,and I hate that ugly animal really…”said by finback “..you are nothing but smart in low altitude only…let’s playing the game at 20000 feet altitude..come on wecker donkey..”
Suddenly,the finback alters his head of point nearly perpendicularity and uses after-burners for accelerate his speed approach M1.2….and 2 WP-7 burnning as rabid as that they will burn out the whole of oil stock in Meddle East…the Finback like a rocket thrust at atmosphere sharply…
“This feeling are damn good…Hallelujah ”the Finback thought “…lol,I wonder what’s the emotion expression of that wecker junk now…..”
“Warning! ~warning!~Dear customers,your fuel content in tank will out of supporting after 90 second,please refilling money to China Mobile in time….”a sexy women voice sounding around Finback’s head tenderly & kindly.
“Damn it!Who designed this micro tank for me…I just burned for 60 second..now it’s balance 60% totally..I will complain the designer in next UN General Assembly…It’s a murder….”by heap cursing on designer of fuel tank,the Finback have to stop his rocket show and turn off the after-burners,that will guarantee him return to surface with sufficient fuel content.