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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">你永远玩不过制定规则的人！！</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <br/></span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">狐狸跟街上走着，迎面碰上了老狼。老狼伸手就给他一大嘴巴，</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">让你丫不戴帽</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">子</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">狐狸很郁闷地回家了，弄一帽子戴着。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">第二天又碰上老狼了，又挨了一大嘴巴，</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">让你丫戴帽子</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">如是几次，总挨打。狐狸想，这么老挨打不是个事儿啊，不行，我得找老虎投诉</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">去。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">刚到老虎家门口，就听老虎在屋里说话。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > "</span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">你也不能老这么蛮不讲理打狐狸阿，回头狐狸找我投诉来，我也不好罩着你</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">啊。好歹咱面子上得过得去，我教你一招。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">下回你见着狐狸，跟他说：给我弄点儿洗衣服的来。他给你拿肥皂来，你就打他</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">一顿的，说我要的是洗衣粉，谁让你拿肥皂。</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">他拿洗衣粉来，你也打，说我要肥</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">皂，谁让你拿洗衣粉。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">要不然你跟他说，去，给我找个女人来。他给你找个胖的，你打他一顿说我要瘦</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">的；给你找个瘦的，你也打一顿，说我要胖的。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">这样不结了，你也能打他，我面子上也能说得过去。</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">狐狸一听，得，咱也别投诉了，回家吧。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">第二天，狐狸在街上又撞上老狼。老狼大喝一声：去，给我找点儿洗衣服的来。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">狐狸不慌不忙：你是要洗衣粉阿，还是要肥皂啊？</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">老狼一听，嗯？有一手阿。又说：去，给我找个女人来。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">狐狸还是不慌不忙：你是要胖的啊，还是瘦的？</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">老狼一听勃然大怒，伸手就给狐狸一个大嘴巴</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">让你丫不戴帽子！</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">你永远玩不过制定规则的人！！</span><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <br/></span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">狐狸跟街上走着，迎面碰上了老狼。老狼伸手就给他一大嘴巴，</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">让你丫不戴帽</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">子</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">狐狸很郁闷地回家了，弄一帽子戴着。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">第二天又碰上老狼了，又挨了一大嘴巴，</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">让你丫戴帽子</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">如是几次，总挨打。狐狸想，这么老挨打不是个事儿啊，不行，我得找老虎投诉</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">去。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">刚到老虎家门口，就听老虎在屋里说话。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > "</span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">你也不能老这么蛮不讲理打狐狸阿，回头狐狸找我投诉来，我也不好罩着你</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">啊。好歹咱面子上得过得去，我教你一招。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">下回你见着狐狸，跟他说：给我弄点儿洗衣服的来。他给你拿肥皂来，你就打他</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">一顿的，说我要的是洗衣粉，谁让你拿肥皂。</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">他拿洗衣粉来，你也打，说我要肥</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">皂，谁让你拿洗衣粉。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">要不然你跟他说，去，给我找个女人来。他给你找个胖的，你打他一顿说我要瘦</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/></span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">的；给你找个瘦的，你也打一顿，说我要胖的。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">这样不结了，你也能打他，我面子上也能说得过去。</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font face="Arial"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">狐狸一听，得，咱也别投诉了，回家吧。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">第二天，狐狸在街上又撞上老狼。老狼大喝一声：去，给我找点儿洗衣服的来。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">狐狸不慌不忙：你是要洗衣粉阿，还是要肥皂啊？</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">老狼一听，嗯？有一手阿。又说：去，给我找个女人来。</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">狐狸还是不慌不忙：你是要胖的啊，还是瘦的？</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">老狼一听勃然大怒，伸手就给狐狸一个大嘴巴</span></font><font face="Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/>> > </span></font><font size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">让你丫不戴帽子！</span></font>
老虎为什么罩着老狼不罩狐狸呢？
<p>有意思滴说~~[em01][em01]</p>
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>jianghu</i>在2006-4-24 13:41:00的发言：</b><br/><p>有意思滴说~~[em01][em01]</p></div><p></p><p>呵呵</p><p>老狼打狐狸需要理由嘛？</p><p>不需要吗？</p><p>需要吗？</p><p>……</p>
<p>哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~</p><p></p><p></p>
<p>哈哈~~~~ 有意思</p>
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>红豆耨耨</i>在2006-4-24 13:37:00的发言：</b><br/>老虎为什么罩着老狼不罩狐狸呢？</div><p></p>有件东西如果得不到的话.那后果只有一条.~~
有意思~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>红豆耨耨</i>在2006-4-24 13:37:00的发言：</b><br/>老虎为什么罩着老狼不罩狐狸呢？</div><p></p> 因为狐狸妹妹不懂情趣…………