超级军网孟子曰：贫贱不能移
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刚看的一个冷笑话：
老师说：现在中国有钱的、有权的、有知识的人都移民了，而我们这些没钱的、没权的为什么还留在国内呢？因为孟子说过一句话：贫贱不能移！
The teacher said, “These days, the Chinese people who have money, power, or knowledge have all emigrated abroad. Why is it that those of us without money and power remain in China? Because Mencius said, ‘The poor and humble can not move!’”
[Note: In this joke, the meaning of Mencius' statement "Neither poverty nor humbleness can make him swerve from principle" is deliberately twisted.]
老外邻居昨晚敲门求助：电视坏了，不能换台。我朋友看了眼表说：过了七点半就好了。
An expatriate neighbour knocked on my friend’s door last night asking for help: “Something’s wrong with my TV set, I can’t switch the channels.” My friend checked his watch and said, “Everything will be fine after 7:30.”
刚看的一个冷笑话：
老师说：现在中国有钱的、有权的、有知识的人都移民了，而我们这些没钱的、没权的为什么还留在国内呢？因为孟子说过一句话：贫贱不能移！
The teacher said, “These days, the Chinese people who have money, power, or knowledge have all emigrated abroad. Why is it that those of us without money and power remain in China? Because Mencius said, ‘The poor and humble can not move!’”
[Note: In this joke, the meaning of Mencius' statement "Neither poverty nor humbleness can make him swerve from principle" is deliberately twisted.]
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老外邻居昨晚敲门求助：电视坏了，不能换台。我朋友看了眼表说：过了七点半就好了。
An expatriate neighbour knocked on my friend’s door last night asking for help: “Something’s wrong with my TV set, I can’t switch the channels.” My friend checked his watch and said, “Everything will be fine after 7:30.”
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首付仅仅是两个对面的包包
够冷！
我看孟子不单要被朱元璋拦腰杀，就是搁在今天也悬乎。
我看孟子不单要被朱元璋拦腰杀，就是搁在今天也悬乎。
富贵不能淫，能有二奶
还有两句呢