超级军网终结者勇救耶稣
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很有想象力！
好看:D :D :D
"enjoying the night here,my brother?"
"your clothes,give them to me"
"what...I come with very many gifts but I'm sure your robes r not among them"
"what are you? some kind of a wise guy?"
"well,actually yes"
....bang...
"haste la vista,baby jesus"
"come with me if you want to live"
"what are you doing"
"they were going to arrest you"
"I know"
"and crucifying you"
"its supposed to happen"
"what are you,a glutton for punishment?"
"and you could not go around killing people"
"why?"
"because it is one of god's commandments,staltion of kill"
"why?"
"because it is a sin"
"why?"
"because it's not nice"
"why?"
"forgive me father,he's a robot from the future"
"don't worry,he'll be back.…what?"
"your clothes,give them to me"
"what...I come with very many gifts but I'm sure your robes r not among them"
"what are you? some kind of a wise guy?"
"well,actually yes"
....bang...
"haste la vista,baby jesus"
"come with me if you want to live"
"what are you doing"
"they were going to arrest you"
"I know"
"and crucifying you"
"its supposed to happen"
"what are you,a glutton for punishment?"
"and you could not go around killing people"
"why?"
"because it is one of god's commandments,staltion of kill"
"why?"
"because it is a sin"
"why?"
"because it's not nice"
"why?"
"forgive me father,he's a robot from the future"
"don't worry,he'll be back.…what?"
有才:D :D
这是那个电视(电影)里的[:a13:]
笑抽了
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巨搞啊！
真有这个电影吗？
演员很像州长阿，的确很搞笑，看来鬼佬也挺能恶搞嘛
MAD TV, 姚明那个不是更搞？
上帝祝福耶稣
CHEMM发烙铁楼