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<strong><br/></strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">算式1:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;男人=吃饭+睡觉+泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;猪 =吃饭+睡觉&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;联立解得:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;男人=猪+泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;移项变换为:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;男-泡妞=猪&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;结论:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;不泡妞的男人都是猪。&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt; <br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;算式2:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;女人=吃饭+睡觉+被泡&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;猪 =吃饭+睡觉&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;联立解得:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;女人=猪+被泡&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;移项变换为:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;女-被泡=猪&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;结论:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;不让男人泡的女人都是猪。&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt; <br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;算式3:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;a:男人=吃饭+睡觉+泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;b:女人=吃饭+睡觉+被泡&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;猪 =吃饭+睡觉&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;泡妞=-被泡(负的)&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;联立解得:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;a:男人=猪+泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;b:女人=猪+被泡=猪-泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;二式相加得:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;男人+女人=猪+泡妞+猪-泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;男人+女人=猪×2&nbsp; &nbsp; <br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;结论:男人和女人在一起就是2头猪。</span>
        <br/><strong><br/></strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">算式1:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;男人=吃饭+睡觉+泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;猪 =吃饭+睡觉&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;联立解得:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;男人=猪+泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;移项变换为:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;男-泡妞=猪&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;结论:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;不泡妞的男人都是猪。&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt; <br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;算式2:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;女人=吃饭+睡觉+被泡&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;猪 =吃饭+睡觉&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;联立解得:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;女人=猪+被泡&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;移项变换为:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;女-被泡=猪&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;结论:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;不让男人泡的女人都是猪。&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt; <br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;算式3:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;a:男人=吃饭+睡觉+泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;b:女人=吃饭+睡觉+被泡&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;猪 =吃饭+睡觉&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;泡妞=-被泡(负的)&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;联立解得:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;a:男人=猪+泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;b:女人=猪+被泡=猪-泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;二式相加得:&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;男人+女人=猪+泡妞+猪-泡妞&nbsp; &nbsp;<br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;男人+女人=猪×2&nbsp; &nbsp; <br/><br/>&gt;&gt;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;结论:男人和女人在一起就是2头猪。</span>
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难道这是传说中的沙发
<p>楼主是原创吗?</p><p>是的话,偶要盗版</p>
<p>我承认我是猪。。。反正扫雷也是。。。</p>
归归,强悍。[em02][em04]
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>萧河</i>在2006-6-13 13:25:00的发言:</b><br/>归归,强悍。[em02][em04]</div><p>确实是悍妇</p>
<p>  好厉害的猪</p>
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>saga90117</i>在2006-6-13 13:24:00的发言:</b><br/><p>我承认我是猪。。。反正扫雷也是。。。</p></div><p>你不是猪是夜宵鸡</p>[em04][em04][em04]
<span style="font-size: 9pt;"> 不让男人泡的女人都是猪。   <br/></span>[em17]
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>扫雷</i>在2006-6-13 13:34:00的发言:</b><br/><p>你不是猪是夜宵鸡</p>[em04][em04][em04]</div><p></p>杏杏~~~墙上的干活[em01]
又来了!
抓住楼上的MM狂啃。
色貓斷背.....
难道你不知道微微是一个非常非常PP的MM么?
<p>我是猪~~~</p>[em01]
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>濯瀴</i>在2006-6-13 13:52:00的发言:</b><br/><p>我是猪~~~</p>[em01]</div><p></p>我也是
原来如此,怪不得现在猪肉在降价,原来偶们都成猪了啊
一眨眼,满眼是猪!
等下出去泡妞.....
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>中国一统天下</i>在2006-6-13 14:06:00的发言:</b><br/>等下出去泡妞.....</div><p>那就又要多两头猪了</p>
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>不改初衷</i>在2006-6-13 14:07:00的发言:</b><br/><p>那就又要多两头猪了</p></div><p></p>要泡就泡楼猪.....[em04]
<p>我怎么觉得这么算来都是猪啊?猪也要计划生育了</p>
<p>猪和人这两个概念还不是自己定的么?</p>
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>中国一统天下</i>在2006-6-13 14:10:00的发言:</b><br/><p>猪和人这两个概念还不是自己定的么?</p></div><p></p>其实是人定的,说不定猪还看不起人呢
猪和人谁聪明?
传说中是猪聪明
<p>就是啊,世上万物,只要是个活物,终有一死.....</p><p>看看人家猪mm活得多潇洒,想吃就吃,想睡就睡,还不用担心发胖!</p><p>再看看人家猪哥哥.....后宫佳丽三千,想怎么x就怎么x....</p><p></p><p>猪想:反正总有一死,还不如快快乐乐的活着</p><p>人想:为了xx,为了xx,为了xx....我一定要活下去!</p>
PF楼上的,我是猪,所以我聪明
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>不改初衷</i>在2006-6-13 14:32:00的发言:</b><br/>PF楼上的,我是猪,所以我聪明</div><p></p>嗯,不错,这小孩有前途,这么快就承认了!
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>中国一统天下</i>在2006-6-13 14:33:00的发言:</b><br/><p></p>嗯,不错,这小孩有前途,这么快就承认了!</div><p>难道你不是猪吗?</p>
<p>不泡妞的男人都是猪</p><p>&nbsp;不让男人泡的女人都是猪。</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; 结论:男人和女人在一起就是2头猪</p><p>总结论,男人是猪,女人是猪,那么只有人妖不是猪咯</p>
<p>猪立</p>[em02]
LZ天顶星````
是不是快建立猪猪联盟了啊[em08]
嘿....猪立叶!
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>濯瀴</i>在2006-6-13 13:52:00的发言:</b><br/><p>我是猪~~~</p>[em01]</div><p>还不错啦......智商高于一般猪</p>[em02][em05]
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>话梅</i>在2006-6-13 15:43:00的发言:</b><br/><p>还不错啦......智商高于一般猪</p>[em02][em05]</div><p>猪八戒的智商就高于一般的猪</p>[em01]
我也是猪[em01]
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>槛外红梅</i>在2006-6-13 15:48:00的发言:</b><br/>我也是猪[em01]</div><p>8用客气,这里的都是猪</p>
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>中国一统天下</i>在2006-6-13 15:34:00的发言:</b><br/>嘿....猪立叶!</div><p>破浆糊估计看球看昏头了 </p><p>快去浇盆冰水清醒下下 </p><p>晚上电话你</p>[em04][em04][em04][em04]