中国军机监视美日——美国网友评论笑翻天

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China warplanes tail U.S. and Japan fighter jets - Associated Press November 29, 2013

Abe Vigoda ·  Top Commenter · Works at Barney Miller
Real simple...we, the Japanese, and South Koreans keep flying through what is international airspace. If the Chinese decide to try to shoot down our aircraft, then it will be an act of war.

Khalid Nurredin ·  Top Commenter
When do you enlist?

Richard Head ·  Top Commenter
Right after Obama does

网友1 - 很简单,当日本人和韩国在国际空域飞行。如果中国人胆敢打下我们的飞机,只有战争。
网友2 - 楼上什么时候参军
网友1 - 噢巴马参军以后我就参军


John Glassgo ·  Top Commenter
Send them e-mails of Hillary Clinton laying naked on a bed and I am sure they will ease up on their Demands.

Abe Vigoda ·  Top Commenter · Works at Barney Miller
Better yet...Barbara Bush.

网友1 - 给中国人发一幅希拉里在床上的裸照,他们肯定就退缩了。
网友2 - 芭芭拉布什的裸照更给力

Khalid Nurredin ·  Top Commenter
Yeah,and we're bogged down fighting 36,000 Taliban in sandals with AK47's RPG's and fertilizer bombs and we're going to fight China on THEIR turf. I do believe the last two times we tried that were Korea and Vietnam. Who won?

Dave Roybal · University of Nevada, Las Vegas
We could've been done with both of these wars if that pos bush didn't go after sadam so he could try to make his also worthless father proud of him...the cowards that attacked us were in asfagistan and that was the only place we needed to go to...at least Obama is takin out their leaders and is actually making a difference

Khalid Nurredin ·  Top Commenter
This is the 21st Century. We have NO BUSINESS in the China Sea.The "bully boy" days of Imperialism are dead. I'd like to see how many of you are going to volunteer once the bullets start flying. We need to be concerned about the Homeland.Let the Japanese fight their own battles.

Richard Head ·  Top Commenter
I thought for sure Obama would have understood we have NO BUSINESS in the China Sea and would have put stop to all of this instead of lying to the American people.

网友 1 - 我们正忙着和三万六千穿拖鞋用ak47,RPG,和化肥炸弹的塔利班打仗。没工夫在中国的地盘上干活。我记得上两次我们在中国的地盘上是越南和韩战,谁赢了?
网友 2 - 我们有能力和全世界开战,如果布什没有攻打伊拉克
网友 1 - 现在是21世纪。我们在中国海没有什么干系。世界警察帝国主义日子一去不返。我想知道如果开战你们有多少愿意参军。我们应该关心美国本土。让日本人自己管自己
网友 3 - 我原以为奥巴马理解我们在中国海没有什么干系,停止干涉,停止向美国人民撒谎



China warplanes tail U.S. and Japan fighter jets - Associated Press November 29, 2013

Abe Vigoda ·  Top Commenter · Works at Barney Miller
Real simple...we, the Japanese, and South Koreans keep flying through what is international airspace. If the Chinese decide to try to shoot down our aircraft, then it will be an act of war.

Khalid Nurredin ·  Top Commenter
When do you enlist?

Richard Head ·  Top Commenter
Right after Obama does

网友1 - 很简单,当日本人和韩国在国际空域飞行。如果中国人胆敢打下我们的飞机,只有战争。
网友2 - 楼上什么时候参军
网友1 - 噢巴马参军以后我就参军


John Glassgo ·  Top Commenter
Send them e-mails of Hillary Clinton laying naked on a bed and I am sure they will ease up on their Demands.

Abe Vigoda ·  Top Commenter · Works at Barney Miller
Better yet...Barbara Bush.

网友1 - 给中国人发一幅希拉里在床上的裸照,他们肯定就退缩了。
网友2 - 芭芭拉布什的裸照更给力

Khalid Nurredin ·  Top Commenter
Yeah,and we're bogged down fighting 36,000 Taliban in sandals with AK47's RPG's and fertilizer bombs and we're going to fight China on THEIR turf. I do believe the last two times we tried that were Korea and Vietnam. Who won?

Dave Roybal · University of Nevada, Las Vegas
We could've been done with both of these wars if that pos bush didn't go after sadam so he could try to make his also worthless father proud of him...the cowards that attacked us were in asfagistan and that was the only place we needed to go to...at least Obama is takin out their leaders and is actually making a difference

Khalid Nurredin ·  Top Commenter
This is the 21st Century. We have NO BUSINESS in the China Sea.The "bully boy" days of Imperialism are dead. I'd like to see how many of you are going to volunteer once the bullets start flying. We need to be concerned about the Homeland.Let the Japanese fight their own battles.

Richard Head ·  Top Commenter
I thought for sure Obama would have understood we have NO BUSINESS in the China Sea and would have put stop to all of this instead of lying to the American people.

网友 1 - 我们正忙着和三万六千穿拖鞋用ak47,RPG,和化肥炸弹的塔利班打仗。没工夫在中国的地盘上干活。我记得上两次我们在中国的地盘上是越南和韩战,谁赢了?
网友 2 - 我们有能力和全世界开战,如果布什没有攻打伊拉克
网友 1 - 现在是21世纪。我们在中国海没有什么干系。世界警察帝国主义日子一去不返。我想知道如果开战你们有多少愿意参军。我们应该关心美国本土。让日本人自己管自己
网友 3 - 我原以为奥巴马理解我们在中国海没有什么干系,停止干涉,停止向美国人民撒谎

嘴上愤青,死道友不死贫道的典型
对不起大家~我笑点很低给大家丢脸了~


Jonathan Heggie ·  Top Commenter
Who flew the b-52's?? That must have been a rough conversation for the commander and the pilots.
Commander: "we need you to fly in the Chinese air defense zone and see if we can get them to shoot at you"
Pilots: "uhhmmmm" scratches head.

Lauren Lowe ·  Top Commenter · Santiago High School, Garden Grove, CA
Time for another Beer Summit.

网友 1 - 谁飞了b-52?那次布置任务肯定火药味十足
首长:我们需要你飞到中国ADZ看看他们敢不敢把你们的飞机打下来
飞行员:嗯?(挠挠头)

网友 2 - 应该开啤酒会

JJ Manziel · Tala caloocan high school
im not supporting anything the chinese gov't does ,,, But if its international airspace ,, what right does japan have to nationalize those islands.....
common sense ,, these areas of uninhabited islands should be shared and not claimed by one nation... Asians r all frustrating ...

网友 1 - 我不支持中国政府。但是如果(如美日所说)那是国际领空,为什么日本要抢占钓鱼岛?无人岛应该被邻国共有不是被某个国家独有。亚洲人真麻烦!

Jonathan Heggie ·  Top Commenter
Who flew the b-52's?? That must have been a rough conversation for the commander and the pilots.
Commander: "we need you to fly in the Chinese air defense zone and see if we can get them to shoot at you"
Pilots: "uhhmmmm" scratches head.

Lauren Lowe ·  Top Commenter · Santiago High School, Garden Grove, CA
Time for another Beer Summit.

网友 1 - 谁飞了b-52?那次布置任务肯定火药味十足
首长:我们需要你飞到中国ADZ看看他们敢不敢把你们的飞机打下来
飞行员:嗯?(挠挠头)

网友 2 - 应该开啤酒会

JJ Manziel · Tala caloocan high school
im not supporting anything the chinese gov't does ,,, But if its international airspace ,, what right does japan have to nationalize those islands.....
common sense ,, these areas of uninhabited islands should be shared and not claimed by one nation... Asians r all frustrating ...

网友 1 - 我不支持中国政府。但是如果(如美日所说)那是国际领空,为什么日本要抢占钓鱼岛?无人岛应该被邻国共有不是被某个国家独有。亚洲人真麻烦!
看完评论,惊喜的发现多年不愈前列腺炎痊愈了----笑尿了。。。
原创吗?
屌丝虽然可以在网上指点江山
但是华尔街大佬决定动手,屌丝还得乖乖当炮灰
从去年屌丝们在华尔街搞事被警察打得像狗一样都不敢还手我就看出来了
底层白皮屌丝也是一群孬种,跟着大佬们当强盗能大口酒、大口肉,屌丝们根本不会拒绝
不过要是得赔上小命的时候,屌丝们就会再次跟你扯蛋民煮尸油,以此作为拒绝参军的接口
网友1 - 给中国人发一幅希拉里在床上的裸照,他们肯定就退缩了。
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好毒的一招!!!
网友 1 - 我们正忙着和三万六千穿拖鞋用ak47,
RPG,和化肥炸弹的塔利班打仗。没工夫在中国
的地盘上干活。我记得上两次我们在中国的
地盘上是越南和韩战,谁赢了?

哈哈哈哈!这个幽默!
美国打着国家利益的幌子,花那么多军费不远万里组团来围观中国,不仅阻挡不了中国崛起,而且半毛钱好处也没捞到。网友3还算明白人,可惜这种人太少 了。
楼主,不可能全是这样笑点的吧
积极分子的也发来看看啊,那些喷喷没话题,你的帖子火不起来啊。
居然有这种美国人真神奇!
那个,我看了4楼笑出来了应该不算笑点低吧。。。
一般美国人对战争已经烦透了.
美國佬不用急著“笑”!是誰笑到最後還說不定呢!
布什老婆长什么样啊。
网友1 - 给中国人发一幅希拉里在床上的裸照,他们肯定就退缩了。
网友2 - 芭芭拉布什的裸照更给力
尼玛 太阴毒了
发裸照有什么典故吗?看不明白
补链接,我要看原帖
版主呢,都睡觉去了?
还是有些清醒的美国佬的。。。。
谁去美国网站发个言,告诉白皮们真正起作用的只有苍老湿,那个拉链希和粑粑啦就算了吧,虽然我也笑了
MD人民觉醒了
这是MD的五毛??
LZ能发一个链接吗?哪个网站?
另外,要是发一张稀拉里的裸照,我估计我会从此不举的。
因为稀拉里,你想想,拉到全身都是,多脏啊,又丑。。。。。咳咳。。。。
求希拉里课照
看来文化差别还挺大。美国网友原意是希拉里很老很丑,中国人民见到会觉得恶心而不和美国人争执。

原帖在这里
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/11/28/china-defense-zone/3778853/

2039中华无敌 发表于 2013-11-30 01:35
发裸照有什么典故吗?看不明白
面对恐龙你能举吗?
求希拉里课照
裸照什么呀,那么老,没有一点曲线美了
美国佬真是太毒了
让他们来吧,MD不远万里来一趟不容易,让他们经常来看看,要花好多钱呢,反正美国人民钱多的是。
稀拉痢的果照?老米口味太重鸟。
2039中华无敌 发表于 2013-11-30 01:35
发裸照有什么典故吗?看不明白
希拉里这种灭绝师太的裸照,你懂得
发裸照有什么典故吗?看不明白
提示一下,芭芭拉好像是小布什老娘的名字
我记得上两次我们在中国的地盘上是越南和韩战,谁赢了?

看样子这战争让对面的人模糊的记住了原来这俩地方TM是兔子的地盘啊。


至于希拉里的裸照,
我记得上两次我们在中国的地盘上是越南和韩战,谁赢了?+看样子这战争让对面的人模糊的记住了原来这俩地+...
所以才会时常有水军冒出来质疑那两场战争值不值得,就是想抹销我们打出来的成果。
这么挖苦希拉里啊,过三年,人家当了总统,还不得吓死全世界人民?
大力发展MD五毛党,速办!
郭德纲在美国肯定没饭吃啊,美国网友随便一张嘴就是笑点啊