看兔子的神器——军铲，给跪了。（顺便贴上youtube宅男 ...

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There have been many theories on how China could beat America in a hypothetical war but nothing explains it better than this video!
elkapitan75 4 days ago 5

对于中国会战胜美国有很多理论，但是没有什么比这个视频更有说服力了！

@PureZOOKS Diamond WJQ308.
Condom007of007Solace 4 days ago

钻石 WJQ308

America, you are FUCKED
robertoszwas 5 days ago

美国，你被操了！

Better than the Cold Steel Special Forces Shovel ...
jerome96114 5 days ago

比冷钢（译注：知名的美国刀具公司）特种部队锹更棒…




design by MacGyver :-D :-D
matzaio 1 week ago

马盖先设计 :-D :-D

（译注：《百战天龙》主角，大致上的情节在于马盖先的冒险故事与化解危机。他从来不带武器，只靠一把瑞士刀，他过人的智慧，和身边任何不起眼的物品来解决困难。马盖先有着广泛的物理及化学知识，还有一切能实行他的“马盖先主义（MacGyverism）”的东西。——维基百科）




The music expresses more than thousand words here
Graszczur 1 week ago

背景音乐亮了..

I'm surprised there is not a small firearm embedded inside! Also, my favorite use is the isoltion belt...
celeriac50 1 week ago

我很惊讶里边竟然没有集成一把枪！另外，我最喜欢的功能是防火隔离带那部分……

4:40 that looks so boss! i'm getting mine on ebay right now!
banpreso 1 week ago

4:40（开啤酒……）看起来屌爆了啊！我现在就去易趣买一个！



The kind of videos that gardeners and carpenters/tradesmans masturbate over when they see there tools . . . . Shovel porn . . .
SoldeFlaRe 1 week ago

园丁和木匠/推销员看到这个工具得喜欢的对着打飞机啊！……军铲色情片……

how the hell did i end up watching a 9 minutes video on a shovel (the most amazing one, but still!)! :O
Fedito1987 1 week ago

我TM竟然看着铁锹浪费9分钟人参（但是仍然是最屌的玩意儿！）:O

MacGyver's equivalent to Asian porn
Andersll11 1 week ago

《百战天龙》亚洲色情版

With this shovel, chinese will probably win ww3
extremkid 1 week ago

有了这个铲子，中国人很可能赢得第三次世界大战

I would gladly replace all my limbs with 4 of these.
TheHappyLittleKitten 1 week ago 20

我很高兴把我的四肢换成四个这玩意儿。

A: This is standard equipment for christ sake, and B: The music makes shoveling suddenly interesting.
TheHappyLittleKitten 2 weeks ago

A:看在基督份儿上，这就是一普通装备，B：这音乐突然就让这个铲子有趣了。

Oh crap we're stuck on this desert island!
DONT WORRY I HAVE MY SHOVEL
leonzchannelz 2 weeks ago

-我擦我们困在荒岛上了!
-别担心，我有我的铲子！

The music is from a John Wayne movie, The Sons of Katie Elder. Why they had to pick a western to take music from i have no clue....
MCTron1138 2 weeks ago

背景音乐来自一个约翰韦恩的电影，《四兄弟》（一个美国西部片儿）。我完全不了为什么他们非得从一个西部片儿找音乐……




"Honey, can you get dinner ready?"
"Sure, just let me grab my shovel."
FoXfiVe 2 weeks ago 29

“宝贝儿，能把晚饭做了呗?”
“当然，等我把我的铲子拿出来啊。”

They didn't show the best function, explosive.
ricric7 2 weeks ago

他们没有演示最好的功能，爆炸。

we always joke about stuff being made in china but when you see this if china realy steps up there production game thay can produce alot of good things every one hates the knives thay make but the chinese shit blades i bought infact sharpin extreamly well and this shovel looks pritty nifty to own :)
TheWARWOLF84 2 weeks ago

我们总嘲笑中国制造的东西 但是当中国真的进步以后 他们能够造出很多像这一样的好东西 人人都不喜欢中国制造的刀但是我的这把真的很好用 我超想要一把这个铲子：）（译注：原文文法稀烂如此……）

They're digging baby graves. To bury the parts of the babies they didn't eat. Because they kill and eat babies in foreignland.
4DPerformance 3 weeks ago

他们在挖婴儿的坟墓，来埋他们吃剩下的婴儿。因为他们在国外杀死然后吃掉婴儿。（UP:……）

im gonna name it the boss shovel
Mreleezy 3 weeks ago

我要叫它“BOSS铲”

Batman's Shovel.
MylanDMurphy 3 weeks ago

蝙蝠侠铲。




it can also be used for killing , inocent japs...
om3g4z3r0 3 weeks ago

它也能用来杀人，无辜的日本佬……

almost make me want to be a communist and eat rice all day.
hitachi088 3 weeks ago

都让我想当个共产党然后天天吃米饭了。

I wonder what can their rifle do.
MsnAngersMe 3 weeks ago

我在想他们的步枪能干什么……

is the sound effect really necessary?
PhilharmonicJack 3 weeks ago

这个音效有必要吗……

You can even musturbate with it.
MrBboyboomer 3 weeks ago

你甚至可以用它来打飞机！

Not to mention it can be use for  Ping Pong..
anyohoww 4 weeks ago

不用说它还能用来打乒乓球……

DEM ASIANS
nukeboy14 4 weeks ago

该死的亚洲佬

LOL, the beer drinking part is so boss......
Lokedede 4 weeks ago

LOL.喝啤酒那段儿太屌了……




bottle opener D:DD I would say that's the most important thing.
Shubosh 4 weeks ago

开瓶器D:DD我得说这是最重要的功能……

lol if they had this shovel thousands of years ago, the entire face of mankind would have been different
CrunchyButtBurger 1 month ago

如果他们在几千年前有这个，人类的整个历史将被改写

My old shovel made the crappiest french fries ever...
darkoducko 1 month ago

我的旧铲子做的薯条是有史以来最萎的……

Ah man, the Dig guy at 45 seconds is great with the music ramping up.
darkoducko 1 month ago

45秒挖土那男的跟背景音乐同步爆表了啊~

LOL im going to buy this to chop my vegetables fo sho. 
planetshakerxx 1 month ago

LOL我肯定买这个来切菜

omg its a sheild!! :)
baileyjorgenson 1 month ago 2

天呐这是个盾牌！：）

Who knew Chinese soldiers could move in fast forward when accompanied by a music loop taken from a b-grade western.
I do think the wire-cutter - if it works as advertised - is a good idea. It would give you some actual leverage for cutting barbed wire. That's some tough stuff.
colddrake80 1 month ago

谁能想到中国士兵会在B级西部片儿里边的音乐的单曲循环下行军！我认为如果真的像广告里一样好用的话，剪线钳是个很好的主意，它能够提供足够的杠杆来切断裸线。真心是夯玩意儿！

I dunno about you guys, but the Oar demo made me laugh.
HakotenX 1 month ago

我不知道你们怎么样，看到桨那段儿我反正是笑了。

Search "The Sons of Katie Elder Theme" for the music.
leekeygxk 1 month ago

背景音乐搜索"The Sons of Katie Elder Theme"

also works as an grenade
chunlin05 1 month ago

还能当手雷用

This is so high-tec that Iron Man 2 is in the related videos
whinemax 1 month ago

真心是个高科技，因为钢铁侠2是这片儿的“相关视频”……

When all you've got is a shovel, everything looks like some dirt.
Finnishiam 1 month ago

一铲在手，别无所求

Makes a Swiss army knife look like a man's nipple.
miggulden 1 month ago

跟这比起来，瑞士军刀跟男人的乳头一样

It's the theme music from The Magnificent Seven.
dorktwat 1 month ago

BGM是《豪勇七蛟龙》里的（也是个西部片儿）

This shovel alone can defeat any enemy of China.
Shubasarus 1 month ago

光这个铲子中国就能打败所有敌人了

I don't always julienne potatoes, but when I do, I prefer this shovel.
owenst7 1 month ago

我很少切土豆丝，要切，我选择这个铲子。（电视购物腔）

Shit son. I know what I want for Christmas.
ExtendedRainbow 1 month ago 54

擦！我知道我圣诞节要什么礼物了

@ExtendedRainbow just what im thinking
mentosindietcoke 3 weeks ago
@ExtendedRainbow+1
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
ToothpickMcBrainy 1 month ago 3

闭嘴！来收走我的钱！（注：指心甘情愿双手奉上自己的钱购买这款军铲）

Dear Santa....
wyattb995 1 month ago

亲爱的圣诞老人……

I, for one, welcome our new chinese overlords.
higgins989uk 2 months ago

要我说：“恭迎新的主人，中国大魔王”

Of all the functions... they're crucially missing one.... Kill.....
Phibriglex 2 months ago

他们忘记最关键的一个功能：杀人……

@Phibriglex well... if it can chop wood, it can chop flesh and bone.
kaiuycn 1 month ago

@Phibriglex 确实……既然能砍树肯定也能砍人

With this and my pillow i could take over the world. I want one for xmas.
eyemanutube 2 months ago

用这个和我的枕头，我能够征服世界 圣诞节我想要一个！

They forgot to show us the bludgeoning of capitalist pigs, another important use.
mynameisjohnandihat 2 months ago

他们忘记秀怎样用这东西砸烂猪猡资本家的狗头了，这是个很重要的用途。

it made chinese soldiers are better than that Team Fortress 2 soldier thanks to this shovel.
thawhtet8 2 months ago

这东西让中国士兵比《军团要塞2》里的还牛逼



What's the use of a gun? This tool alone can win wars.
Breakingangels 2 months ago

还要枪干什么，光这个铲子就能赢得战争了

THIS VIDEO MADE ME A MAN
MafiaFreedom 2 months ago

这个片儿让我成为一个纯爷们儿

if the ancient Egyptians had such a shovel, a pyramid would be made by 1 man alone, in less then a month. that's how awesome these shovels are.
beriorgar 2 months ago in playlist beriorgar's favourites

如果古埃及人有这个铲子，那一个人用不了一个月就能建造金字塔。这个铲子就有这么牛逼

Solid snake feel proud to use this
acrmk 2 months ago
啊哈哈哈你们搞笑来的么＝＝ 尼玛军用铲v5了啊啊啊 orz 笑死了拍桌

啊哈哈哈你们搞笑来的么＝＝ 尼玛军用铲v5了啊啊啊 orz 笑死了拍桌

I want to see prepare a meal with this.
pydrg 2 months ago

我想看杰米奥利弗（译注：BBC著名节目原味主厨奥利弗的主持）用这个做菜




Why don't they show it being used for cooking on? It'd be perfect for frying bacon & eggs!
redorzed 2 months ago

他们怎么不秀用铲子当锅？用来煎蛋和培根简直完美啊！

this needs to be in tf2
deathsworn 2 months ago

强烈要求收录进军团要塞2

WHAT THE FUCK?!!
I'M THROWING MY MONEY AT THE SCREEN, BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING!
GamerJelly 2 months ago 4

搞毛线？！！
我把钱扔到屏幕上毛线都没发生！

dear santa...
beriorgar 2 months ago

亲爱的圣诞老人（给圣诞老人写信中）……

An army armed with the shovels and fighting to this music. Unstoppable!
hebblan 2 months ago
要是一个军队装备这个铲子，再配上这个音乐。Unstoppable！
颤抖吧，阿妹里卡！！
（中文乱入）

@rp1dmc The quality of Chinese military hardware is actually quite good. I have a Chinese bayonet and its quality is equal if not better than my GI M9. Not much cheaper, tho.
RaptureandZune 2 months ago

中国军品的质量真的很好。我有一个中国刺刀，绝对不比我的GI M9差，当然也没便宜多少就是了。




It's Saxton Hale's breakfast spoon
sompret 2 months ago

这是萨克斯顿哈尔的早餐勺（继续军团要塞梗）

The music makes me want to invade America.
DuckL0rd 2 months ago 60

BGM让我想入侵美国

i thought this was quite impressive but then i seen 4:40, get me one of these tools at once
ROH4LIFE91 2 months ago

开始我也觉得这还有点儿牛逼嘛，直到我看到4:40：妈的立刻给我一把！（开啤酒梗……）

This gear is gonna get banned in the UK for 'health and safety concerns'
mrdx21 2 months ago

这个工具在英国会被和谐，由于“健康和安全考量”

@mrdx21 This will be banned in the UK because everything else is banned in the UK !!!!!!!!!!
Very shortly you'll have to butter your bread in the UK with a spoon because cutlery sets won't include knives.
nightwing1409 2 months ago

@mrdx21 这东西在英国会被和谐因为所有东西都会被英国和谐！！！！很快你就得用勺子给你的面包抹黄油了，因为餐具里不再包括刀了。

You cant hit your finger now while hammering. :O
Vamutus 2 months ago

钉钉子的时候你再也不会砸着手手了：O

Needs a SIM card so ET can phone home
panoptes1 2 months ago

需要一个SIM卡，这样ET就可以母星打电话了



the chinese military has a new weapon instead a tank, they need them any more. now on sale, get a cheap tank, the sovel is better than a tank xD
gasslhatza 2 months ago

中国军队现在有了坦克的替代品。所以由于换装现在坦克大甩卖。

Can I wash my teeth with that too?
elanonimazo 2 months ago

我能用这刷牙吗？

Aproved by Macgyver
antipop11 3 months ago

马盖先授权制造（百战飞龙）

im in the United states army, and our Etools arent nearly as awesome.
xxVectorZeroxx 3 months ago

我在美军服役，比起这个，Etools弱爆了

What a tool. But,.. dont you think that music is too epic for a presentation of a..... shovel.
Tumoxa89 3 months ago 2

真牛逼的工具，但是……你不觉得一个铲子的音乐有点儿太……史诗了……

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY YEN
notabear707 3 months ago

闭嘴！把我的日元拿走！

That's it, you guys just lost WWIII
Martykun36 3 months ago

就这样吧，你们已经输掉了第三次世界大战

I USED THIS SHOVEL ON MY CROTCH, IT MADE MY PENIS GROW 1 FOOT LONGER.
physicsbugga 3 months ago

我在我的裤裆里装备这个铲子，它让我的手柄增长1英尺！

one shovel to rule them all!
tinuskolk 3 months ago

至尊铲，驭众铲！！！（魔戒梗）

man, that's a little too awesome for me
killere2009 3 months ago

兄弟，这玩意儿对我来说有点儿过于屌了

They're on ebay. $98
CoonBabble 3 months ago

易趣上有卖的，98美元

YO THAT SHOVEL IS GODLIKE! Give master chief that shovel
oneupadvanced 3 months ago

这铲子尼玛接近神了！把铲子给Master Chief（译注：光晕系列主角，生化人）！



Somewhere Macgyver is masturbating to this video.
vonOhzu 3 months ago 50

马盖先肯定躲在什么地方对着这个铲子打飞机！

that's how they built the great wall in one day
goddamnfaggots 3 months ago

这就是他们在一天之内建起长城的原因

Now I know what to get for my mother on mother's day. Thanks awesome chinese military commercial!
cucumberguy 3 months ago

我已经知道母亲节给我妈买什么当礼物了。谢谢屌爆了的中国军事广告！

i think i need a degree to fully utilize this tool.
shsaint 3 months ago

我觉得要充分利用这个铲子，我得拿个学位先。

doraemon ..
ArtisticMX7 3 months ago

多啦A梦……



THE CHINESE MILITARY SHOVEL an essential tool for every kitchen. Comes in a variety of colours BUY IT TODAY
thesurvivalexpert101 4 months ago

中国军铲是每一个厨房最重要的工具，多种颜色，马上订购吧！（电视购物梗）

you can fly with it also ... they just couldnt fit it all into 1 video :D
zizikelizike 4 months ago

你还能用它来飞……只是一个视频放不下了

The next best thing after electricity
jasonthemankiller 4 months ago

发明电以后最伟大的发明

Wicked!!...........Does that come with Windows pre-installed or do you just get the free John Wayne greatest hits cd. mmmm.....mmmmm??
KittchenSink 4 months ago

屌！！……是不是还预装Windows，附赠约翰韦恩精选CD？？




they can fry eggs with those spades!!!
I strongly suggest the british royal army import this product!! it saves equipments for preparing English Breakfast!!
SGKSK 4 months ago

还可以煎鸡蛋！
强烈建议英国皇家陆军进口这个产品！可以把烹饪英式早餐的装备省下了了！！

Every Chief's Dream Tool What more can we ask for
dslinker890 4 months ago

每一个厨子的梦幻工具。别无所求

I just bashed in the skulls of my enemies! Time to chop some potatoes now.
noobeater117 4 months ago 44

我刚刚砍下敌人的脑袋！现在该切土豆了。

stupid americans lol
suitelife101545 4 months ago

愚蠢的美国人LOL

The shovel of men.
kiki10020 4 months ago

纯爷们儿之铲

@Turdfurgusen1 hahaha dumbfucking american cuntshit. why are you pissing yourself over a shovel?
ervin920 4 months ago

哈哈傻美国佬，你们怎么被一个铲子吓尿了？

I was planning to join Army and defend my country in case of anything, but.... this shovel proved that I'm pathetic without this piece of equipment, I just need to get this Brilliance, or at least make myself Chinese, 'cause "Shovels is everything, I am nothing" as Bonaparte said.
neordinarus 4 months ago

我本来准备参军来保卫我的祖国，但是……这把铲子证明没有这个装备我将多么可悲。给我一把中国军铲，或者至少让我成为中国人，因为，“铲子就是一切，而我什么都不是”——波拿巴

China is now constructing an aircraft carrier. Pocket-sized and lethal. Affordable. And it comes in five color combinations. Too bad America won't be around to test it on.
JosephHuntington 5 months ago

中国正在制造一种飞行器，具备可以放进口袋的便携性，致命并且经济，而且还有五种颜色可供选择。美国没办法看到真是太遗憾了

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贴上评论：
There have been many theories on how China could beat America in a hypothetical war but nothing explains it better than this video!
elkapitan75 4 days ago 5

对于中国会战胜美国有很多理论，但是没有什么比这个视频更有说服力了！

@PureZOOKS Diamond WJQ308.
Condom007of007Solace 4 days ago

钻石 WJQ308

America, you are FUCKED
robertoszwas 5 days ago

美国，你被操了！

Better than the Cold Steel Special Forces Shovel ...
jerome96114 5 days ago

比冷钢（译注：知名的美国刀具公司）特种部队锹更棒…




design by MacGyver :-D :-D
matzaio 1 week ago

马盖先设计 :-D :-D

（译注：《百战天龙》主角，大致上的情节在于马盖先的冒险故事与化解危机。他从来不带武器，只靠一把瑞士刀，他过人的智慧，和身边任何不起眼的物品来解决困难。马盖先有着广泛的物理及化学知识，还有一切能实行他的“马盖先主义（MacGyverism）”的东西。——维基百科）




The music expresses more than thousand words here
Graszczur 1 week ago

背景音乐亮了..

I'm surprised there is not a small firearm embedded inside! Also, my favorite use is the isoltion belt...
celeriac50 1 week ago

我很惊讶里边竟然没有集成一把枪！另外，我最喜欢的功能是防火隔离带那部分……

4:40 that looks so boss! i'm getting mine on ebay right now!
banpreso 1 week ago

4:40（开啤酒……）看起来屌爆了啊！我现在就去易趣买一个！



The kind of videos that gardeners and carpenters/tradesmans masturbate over when they see there tools . . . . Shovel porn . . .
SoldeFlaRe 1 week ago

园丁和木匠/推销员看到这个工具得喜欢的对着打飞机啊！……军铲色情片……

how the hell did i end up watching a 9 minutes video on a shovel (the most amazing one, but still!)! :O
Fedito1987 1 week ago

我TM竟然看着铁锹浪费9分钟人参（但是仍然是最屌的玩意儿！）:O

MacGyver's equivalent to Asian porn
Andersll11 1 week ago

《百战天龙》亚洲色情版

With this shovel, chinese will probably win ww3
extremkid 1 week ago

有了这个铲子，中国人很可能赢得第三次世界大战

I would gladly replace all my limbs with 4 of these.
TheHappyLittleKitten 1 week ago 20

我很高兴把我的四肢换成四个这玩意儿。

A: This is standard equipment for christ sake, and B: The music makes shoveling suddenly interesting.
TheHappyLittleKitten 2 weeks ago

A:看在基督份儿上，这就是一普通装备，B：这音乐突然就让这个铲子有趣了。

Oh crap we're stuck on this desert island!
DONT WORRY I HAVE MY SHOVEL
leonzchannelz 2 weeks ago

-我擦我们困在荒岛上了!
-别担心，我有我的铲子！

The music is from a John Wayne movie, The Sons of Katie Elder. Why they had to pick a western to take music from i have no clue....
MCTron1138 2 weeks ago

背景音乐来自一个约翰韦恩的电影，《四兄弟》（一个美国西部片儿）。我完全不了为什么他们非得从一个西部片儿找音乐……




"Honey, can you get dinner ready?"
"Sure, just let me grab my shovel."
FoXfiVe 2 weeks ago 29

“宝贝儿，能把晚饭做了呗?”
“当然，等我把我的铲子拿出来啊。”

They didn't show the best function, explosive.
ricric7 2 weeks ago

他们没有演示最好的功能，爆炸。

we always joke about stuff being made in china but when you see this if china realy steps up there production game thay can produce alot of good things every one hates the knives thay make but the chinese shit blades i bought infact sharpin extreamly well and this shovel looks pritty nifty to own :)
TheWARWOLF84 2 weeks ago

我们总嘲笑中国制造的东西 但是当中国真的进步以后 他们能够造出很多像这一样的好东西 人人都不喜欢中国制造的刀但是我的这把真的很好用 我超想要一把这个铲子：）（译注：原文文法稀烂如此……）

They're digging baby graves. To bury the parts of the babies they didn't eat. Because they kill and eat babies in foreignland.
4DPerformance 3 weeks ago

他们在挖婴儿的坟墓，来埋他们吃剩下的婴儿。因为他们在国外杀死然后吃掉婴儿。（UP:……）

im gonna name it the boss shovel
Mreleezy 3 weeks ago

我要叫它“BOSS铲”

Batman's Shovel.
MylanDMurphy 3 weeks ago

蝙蝠侠铲。




it can also be used for killing , inocent japs...
om3g4z3r0 3 weeks ago

它也能用来杀人，无辜的日本佬……

almost make me want to be a communist and eat rice all day.
hitachi088 3 weeks ago

都让我想当个共产党然后天天吃米饭了。

I wonder what can their rifle do.
MsnAngersMe 3 weeks ago

我在想他们的步枪能干什么……

is the sound effect really necessary?
PhilharmonicJack 3 weeks ago

这个音效有必要吗……

You can even musturbate with it.
MrBboyboomer 3 weeks ago

你甚至可以用它来打飞机！

Not to mention it can be use for  Ping Pong..
anyohoww 4 weeks ago

不用说它还能用来打乒乓球……

DEM ASIANS
nukeboy14 4 weeks ago

该死的亚洲佬

LOL, the beer drinking part is so boss......
Lokedede 4 weeks ago

LOL.喝啤酒那段儿太屌了……




bottle opener D:DD I would say that's the most important thing.
Shubosh 4 weeks ago

开瓶器D:DD我得说这是最重要的功能……

lol if they had this shovel thousands of years ago, the entire face of mankind would have been different
CrunchyButtBurger 1 month ago

如果他们在几千年前有这个，人类的整个历史将被改写

My old shovel made the crappiest french fries ever...
darkoducko 1 month ago

我的旧铲子做的薯条是有史以来最萎的……

Ah man, the Dig guy at 45 seconds is great with the music ramping up.
darkoducko 1 month ago

45秒挖土那男的跟背景音乐同步爆表了啊~

LOL im going to buy this to chop my vegetables fo sho. 
planetshakerxx 1 month ago

LOL我肯定买这个来切菜

omg its a sheild!! :)
baileyjorgenson 1 month ago 2

天呐这是个盾牌！：）

Who knew Chinese soldiers could move in fast forward when accompanied by a music loop taken from a b-grade western.
I do think the wire-cutter - if it works as advertised - is a good idea. It would give you some actual leverage for cutting barbed wire. That's some tough stuff.
colddrake80 1 month ago

谁能想到中国士兵会在B级西部片儿里边的音乐的单曲循环下行军！我认为如果真的像广告里一样好用的话，剪线钳是个很好的主意，它能够提供足够的杠杆来切断裸线。真心是夯玩意儿！

I dunno about you guys, but the Oar demo made me laugh.
HakotenX 1 month ago

我不知道你们怎么样，看到桨那段儿我反正是笑了。

Search "The Sons of Katie Elder Theme" for the music.
leekeygxk 1 month ago

背景音乐搜索"The Sons of Katie Elder Theme"

also works as an grenade
chunlin05 1 month ago

还能当手雷用

This is so high-tec that Iron Man 2 is in the related videos
whinemax 1 month ago

真心是个高科技，因为钢铁侠2是这片儿的“相关视频”……

When all you've got is a shovel, everything looks like some dirt.
Finnishiam 1 month ago

一铲在手，别无所求

Makes a Swiss army knife look like a man's nipple.
miggulden 1 month ago

跟这比起来，瑞士军刀跟男人的乳头一样

It's the theme music from The Magnificent Seven.
dorktwat 1 month ago

BGM是《豪勇七蛟龙》里的（也是个西部片儿）

This shovel alone can defeat any enemy of China.
Shubasarus 1 month ago

光这个铲子中国就能打败所有敌人了

I don't always julienne potatoes, but when I do, I prefer this shovel.
owenst7 1 month ago

我很少切土豆丝，要切，我选择这个铲子。（电视购物腔）

Shit son. I know what I want for Christmas.
ExtendedRainbow 1 month ago 54

擦！我知道我圣诞节要什么礼物了

@ExtendedRainbow just what im thinking
mentosindietcoke 3 weeks ago
@ExtendedRainbow+1
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
ToothpickMcBrainy 1 month ago 3

闭嘴！来收走我的钱！（注：指心甘情愿双手奉上自己的钱购买这款军铲）

Dear Santa....
wyattb995 1 month ago

亲爱的圣诞老人……

I, for one, welcome our new chinese overlords.
higgins989uk 2 months ago

要我说：“恭迎新的主人，中国大魔王”

Of all the functions... they're crucially missing one.... Kill.....
Phibriglex 2 months ago

他们忘记最关键的一个功能：杀人……

@Phibriglex well... if it can chop wood, it can chop flesh and bone.
kaiuycn 1 month ago

@Phibriglex 确实……既然能砍树肯定也能砍人

With this and my pillow i could take over the world. I want one for xmas.
eyemanutube 2 months ago

用这个和我的枕头，我能够征服世界 圣诞节我想要一个！

They forgot to show us the bludgeoning of capitalist pigs, another important use.
mynameisjohnandihat 2 months ago

他们忘记秀怎样用这东西砸烂猪猡资本家的狗头了，这是个很重要的用途。

it made chinese soldiers are better than that Team Fortress 2 soldier thanks to this shovel.
thawhtet8 2 months ago

这东西让中国士兵比《军团要塞2》里的还牛逼



What's the use of a gun? This tool alone can win wars.
Breakingangels 2 months ago

还要枪干什么，光这个铲子就能赢得战争了

THIS VIDEO MADE ME A MAN
MafiaFreedom 2 months ago

这个片儿让我成为一个纯爷们儿

if the ancient Egyptians had such a shovel, a pyramid would be made by 1 man alone, in less then a month. that's how awesome these shovels are.
beriorgar 2 months ago in playlist beriorgar's favourites

如果古埃及人有这个铲子，那一个人用不了一个月就能建造金字塔。这个铲子就有这么牛逼

Solid snake feel proud to use this
acrmk 2 months ago
啊哈哈哈你们搞笑来的么＝＝ 尼玛军用铲v5了啊啊啊 orz 笑死了拍桌

啊哈哈哈你们搞笑来的么＝＝ 尼玛军用铲v5了啊啊啊 orz 笑死了拍桌

I want to see prepare a meal with this.
pydrg 2 months ago

我想看杰米奥利弗（译注：BBC著名节目原味主厨奥利弗的主持）用这个做菜




Why don't they show it being used for cooking on? It'd be perfect for frying bacon & eggs!
redorzed 2 months ago

他们怎么不秀用铲子当锅？用来煎蛋和培根简直完美啊！

this needs to be in tf2
deathsworn 2 months ago

强烈要求收录进军团要塞2

WHAT THE FUCK?!!
I'M THROWING MY MONEY AT THE SCREEN, BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING!
GamerJelly 2 months ago 4

搞毛线？！！
我把钱扔到屏幕上毛线都没发生！

dear santa...
beriorgar 2 months ago

亲爱的圣诞老人（给圣诞老人写信中）……

An army armed with the shovels and fighting to this music. Unstoppable!
hebblan 2 months ago
要是一个军队装备这个铲子，再配上这个音乐。Unstoppable！
颤抖吧，阿妹里卡！！
（中文乱入）

@rp1dmc The quality of Chinese military hardware is actually quite good. I have a Chinese bayonet and its quality is equal if not better than my GI M9. Not much cheaper, tho.
RaptureandZune 2 months ago

中国军品的质量真的很好。我有一个中国刺刀，绝对不比我的GI M9差，当然也没便宜多少就是了。




It's Saxton Hale's breakfast spoon
sompret 2 months ago

这是萨克斯顿哈尔的早餐勺（继续军团要塞梗）

The music makes me want to invade America.
DuckL0rd 2 months ago 60

BGM让我想入侵美国

i thought this was quite impressive but then i seen 4:40, get me one of these tools at once
ROH4LIFE91 2 months ago

开始我也觉得这还有点儿牛逼嘛，直到我看到4:40：妈的立刻给我一把！（开啤酒梗……）

This gear is gonna get banned in the UK for 'health and safety concerns'
mrdx21 2 months ago

这个工具在英国会被和谐，由于“健康和安全考量”

@mrdx21 This will be banned in the UK because everything else is banned in the UK !!!!!!!!!!
Very shortly you'll have to butter your bread in the UK with a spoon because cutlery sets won't include knives.
nightwing1409 2 months ago

@mrdx21 这东西在英国会被和谐因为所有东西都会被英国和谐！！！！很快你就得用勺子给你的面包抹黄油了，因为餐具里不再包括刀了。

You cant hit your finger now while hammering. :O
Vamutus 2 months ago

钉钉子的时候你再也不会砸着手手了：O

Needs a SIM card so ET can phone home
panoptes1 2 months ago

需要一个SIM卡，这样ET就可以母星打电话了



the chinese military has a new weapon instead a tank, they need them any more. now on sale, get a cheap tank, the sovel is better than a tank xD
gasslhatza 2 months ago

中国军队现在有了坦克的替代品。所以由于换装现在坦克大甩卖。

Can I wash my teeth with that too?
elanonimazo 2 months ago

我能用这刷牙吗？

Aproved by Macgyver
antipop11 3 months ago

马盖先授权制造（百战飞龙）

im in the United states army, and our Etools arent nearly as awesome.
xxVectorZeroxx 3 months ago

我在美军服役，比起这个，Etools弱爆了

What a tool. But,.. dont you think that music is too epic for a presentation of a..... shovel.
Tumoxa89 3 months ago 2

真牛逼的工具，但是……你不觉得一个铲子的音乐有点儿太……史诗了……

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY YEN
notabear707 3 months ago

闭嘴！把我的日元拿走！

That's it, you guys just lost WWIII
Martykun36 3 months ago

就这样吧，你们已经输掉了第三次世界大战

I USED THIS SHOVEL ON MY CROTCH, IT MADE MY PENIS GROW 1 FOOT LONGER.
physicsbugga 3 months ago

我在我的裤裆里装备这个铲子，它让我的手柄增长1英尺！

one shovel to rule them all!
tinuskolk 3 months ago

至尊铲，驭众铲！！！（魔戒梗）

man, that's a little too awesome for me
killere2009 3 months ago

兄弟，这玩意儿对我来说有点儿过于屌了

They're on ebay. $98
CoonBabble 3 months ago

易趣上有卖的，98美元

YO THAT SHOVEL IS GODLIKE! Give master chief that shovel
oneupadvanced 3 months ago

这铲子尼玛接近神了！把铲子给Master Chief（译注：光晕系列主角，生化人）！



Somewhere Macgyver is masturbating to this video.
vonOhzu 3 months ago 50

马盖先肯定躲在什么地方对着这个铲子打飞机！

that's how they built the great wall in one day
goddamnfaggots 3 months ago

这就是他们在一天之内建起长城的原因

Now I know what to get for my mother on mother's day. Thanks awesome chinese military commercial!
cucumberguy 3 months ago

我已经知道母亲节给我妈买什么当礼物了。谢谢屌爆了的中国军事广告！

i think i need a degree to fully utilize this tool.
shsaint 3 months ago

我觉得要充分利用这个铲子，我得拿个学位先。

doraemon ..
ArtisticMX7 3 months ago

多啦A梦……



THE CHINESE MILITARY SHOVEL an essential tool for every kitchen. Comes in a variety of colours BUY IT TODAY
thesurvivalexpert101 4 months ago

中国军铲是每一个厨房最重要的工具，多种颜色，马上订购吧！（电视购物梗）

you can fly with it also ... they just couldnt fit it all into 1 video :D
zizikelizike 4 months ago

你还能用它来飞……只是一个视频放不下了

The next best thing after electricity
jasonthemankiller 4 months ago

发明电以后最伟大的发明

Wicked!!...........Does that come with Windows pre-installed or do you just get the free John Wayne greatest hits cd. mmmm.....mmmmm??
KittchenSink 4 months ago

屌！！……是不是还预装Windows，附赠约翰韦恩精选CD？？




they can fry eggs with those spades!!!
I strongly suggest the british royal army import this product!! it saves equipments for preparing English Breakfast!!
SGKSK 4 months ago

还可以煎鸡蛋！
强烈建议英国皇家陆军进口这个产品！可以把烹饪英式早餐的装备省下了了！！

Every Chief's Dream Tool What more can we ask for
dslinker890 4 months ago

每一个厨子的梦幻工具。别无所求

I just bashed in the skulls of my enemies! Time to chop some potatoes now.
noobeater117 4 months ago 44

我刚刚砍下敌人的脑袋！现在该切土豆了。

stupid americans lol
suitelife101545 4 months ago

愚蠢的美国人LOL

The shovel of men.
kiki10020 4 months ago

纯爷们儿之铲

@Turdfurgusen1 hahaha dumbfucking american cuntshit. why are you pissing yourself over a shovel?
ervin920 4 months ago

哈哈傻美国佬，你们怎么被一个铲子吓尿了？

I was planning to join Army and defend my country in case of anything, but.... this shovel proved that I'm pathetic without this piece of equipment, I just need to get this Brilliance, or at least make myself Chinese, 'cause "Shovels is everything, I am nothing" as Bonaparte said.
neordinarus 4 months ago

我本来准备参军来保卫我的祖国，但是……这把铲子证明没有这个装备我将多么可悲。给我一把中国军铲，或者至少让我成为中国人，因为，“铲子就是一切，而我什么都不是”——波拿巴

China is now constructing an aircraft carrier. Pocket-sized and lethal. Affordable. And it comes in five color combinations. Too bad America won't be around to test it on.
JosephHuntington 5 months ago

中国正在制造一种飞行器，具备可以放进口袋的便携性，致命并且经济，而且还有五种颜色可供选择。美国没办法看到真是太遗憾了