超级军网美国网友称假如中国突袭美国，奥巴马会怎么办？
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中文标题：假如中国对美国本土搞震惊攻击，奥巴马会………？？？
原文标题：If China launches a surprising attack on American soil how do you think Hussein Obama would react？
作者：阿陆把
转载自：网贴翻译论坛
原文国家：美国
Best Answer
最佳答案
It would be extremely unlikely to have anyone surprise us with a large， coordinated military attack。 But let's say they did， Hussein would immediately apologize to the ChiComs for how the US offended them so much that they had to attack us。 Then Hussein would do nothing except maybe wet his pants。
通过搞大而协调的军事打击，让我们震惊，这几乎没可能。不过，让我们假设他们做了。嗷巴马会立马对共馋党员道歉，因为美国把他们惹毛了，以致不得不打我们。然后，侯赛因就啥都不干了，除了有可能搞湿自己的裤裤。
其他答案
Gleefully since we don't have to pay them back
那就不用还钱啦~万岁~
China has our money and has shill companies buying our arms and ammo companies。 Our supreme court will not allow us to ask any companies of their intentions。 Because they have person hood status。
The second amendment will be in ruins not by liberals but from the GOP helping the Chinese to do so。
中国有我们的钱，还用骗子公司买通我们的军队，军火商。如果想质询某个公司的企图，凭该公司的人格地位，最高法院还不同意。
第二次改革正在酝酿。不是由于自由分子，而是由于共和党帮助中国人这么做。
The coward would immediately raise the chinese flag above the White house
这胆小鬼会立马把中国旗插上白宫。
He would bow down to their leader and apologize
他会为他们的领导人压弯腰，然后道歉。（上面的链接是嗷巴马鞠躬图）
He would call Hu Jintao and ask him why China is attacking its best customer。
他会呼叫胡总，然后问他，为嘛中国要打自己最忠实的顾客。
He/We would blow the crap out of them。 No doubt in my mind。 And yours， if you're honest。
他，或者我们，将会屁滚尿流。别怀疑我的看法。如果你够诚实，你肯定也这么想。
In a week or two he would wonder what happened。
一到两周后，他会明白发生了啥。
Hawaii，fulldeclarationofwar。Texas，letitburn。。。
夏威夷，全面宣战。德克萨斯，燃烧。：）
he will crawl in a hole like hussein
找个洞，爬进去——侯赛因本色
The Chinese would find out just what the Japanese found after bombing Pearl Harbor in 1941。 They would awaken the sleeping giant and would pay the ultimate price for it。
中国会明白，日本人在偷袭珍珠港后明白了什么。他们会唤醒沉睡的力士，付出高额的代价。
That makes so much sense。 How about Ohio attacking Kentucky？
这使我浮想联翩。俄亥俄攻击肯塔基又如何？
His NAME is Barack Hussein Obama。
此人的名字叫贝拉克 侯赛因 嗷巴马。
Well first he would obviously bow。 Then surrender and finish wiping his @$$ with the constitution and we would become the the 50 States of the Peoples Republic of China。
嗯，首先，很明显，他会弯腰。然后投降。用宪法擦自己的屁股后，我们会成为中华人民共和国的50个州。
Jim， does you mommy know you're playing with her computer？
吉米，你妈咪知道你在玩她的电脑嘛？
http: //junshi.xilu.com/2011/0407/news_44_151124.html
不知道有没有发过这文章的 ```有的话 斑竹就删了吧 不过别扣分了 `本来就没几分``在扣 就发不了帖子了~~~~中文标题：假如中国对美国本土搞震惊攻击，奥巴马会………？？？
原文标题：If China launches a surprising attack on American soil how do you think Hussein Obama would react？
作者：阿陆把
转载自：网贴翻译论坛
原文国家：美国
Best Answer
最佳答案
It would be extremely unlikely to have anyone surprise us with a large， coordinated military attack。 But let's say they did， Hussein would immediately apologize to the ChiComs for how the US offended them so much that they had to attack us。 Then Hussein would do nothing except maybe wet his pants。
通过搞大而协调的军事打击，让我们震惊，这几乎没可能。不过，让我们假设他们做了。嗷巴马会立马对共馋党员道歉，因为美国把他们惹毛了，以致不得不打我们。然后，侯赛因就啥都不干了，除了有可能搞湿自己的裤裤。
其他答案
Gleefully since we don't have to pay them back
那就不用还钱啦~万岁~
China has our money and has shill companies buying our arms and ammo companies。 Our supreme court will not allow us to ask any companies of their intentions。 Because they have person hood status。
The second amendment will be in ruins not by liberals but from the GOP helping the Chinese to do so。
中国有我们的钱，还用骗子公司买通我们的军队，军火商。如果想质询某个公司的企图，凭该公司的人格地位，最高法院还不同意。
第二次改革正在酝酿。不是由于自由分子，而是由于共和党帮助中国人这么做。
The coward would immediately raise the chinese flag above the White house
这胆小鬼会立马把中国旗插上白宫。
He would bow down to their leader and apologize
他会为他们的领导人压弯腰，然后道歉。（上面的链接是嗷巴马鞠躬图）
He would call Hu Jintao and ask him why China is attacking its best customer。
他会呼叫胡总，然后问他，为嘛中国要打自己最忠实的顾客。
He/We would blow the crap out of them。 No doubt in my mind。 And yours， if you're honest。
他，或者我们，将会屁滚尿流。别怀疑我的看法。如果你够诚实，你肯定也这么想。
In a week or two he would wonder what happened。
一到两周后，他会明白发生了啥。
Hawaii，fulldeclarationofwar。Texas，letitburn。。。
夏威夷，全面宣战。德克萨斯，燃烧。：）
he will crawl in a hole like hussein
找个洞，爬进去——侯赛因本色
The Chinese would find out just what the Japanese found after bombing Pearl Harbor in 1941。 They would awaken the sleeping giant and would pay the ultimate price for it。
中国会明白，日本人在偷袭珍珠港后明白了什么。他们会唤醒沉睡的力士，付出高额的代价。
That makes so much sense。 How about Ohio attacking Kentucky？
这使我浮想联翩。俄亥俄攻击肯塔基又如何？
His NAME is Barack Hussein Obama。
此人的名字叫贝拉克 侯赛因 嗷巴马。
Well first he would obviously bow。 Then surrender and finish wiping his @$$ with the constitution and we would become the the 50 States of the Peoples Republic of China。
嗯，首先，很明显，他会弯腰。然后投降。用宪法擦自己的屁股后，我们会成为中华人民共和国的50个州。
Jim， does you mommy know you're playing with her computer？
吉米，你妈咪知道你在玩她的电脑嘛？
http: //junshi.xilu.com/2011/0407/news_44_151124.html
不知道有没有发过这文章的 ```有的话 斑竹就删了吧 不过别扣分了 `本来就没几分``在扣 就发不了帖子了~~~~
原文标题：If China launches a surprising attack on American soil how do you think Hussein Obama would react？
作者：阿陆把
转载自：网贴翻译论坛
原文国家：美国
Best Answer
最佳答案
It would be extremely unlikely to have anyone surprise us with a large， coordinated military attack。 But let's say they did， Hussein would immediately apologize to the ChiComs for how the US offended them so much that they had to attack us。 Then Hussein would do nothing except maybe wet his pants。
通过搞大而协调的军事打击，让我们震惊，这几乎没可能。不过，让我们假设他们做了。嗷巴马会立马对共馋党员道歉，因为美国把他们惹毛了，以致不得不打我们。然后，侯赛因就啥都不干了，除了有可能搞湿自己的裤裤。
其他答案
Gleefully since we don't have to pay them back
那就不用还钱啦~万岁~
China has our money and has shill companies buying our arms and ammo companies。 Our supreme court will not allow us to ask any companies of their intentions。 Because they have person hood status。
The second amendment will be in ruins not by liberals but from the GOP helping the Chinese to do so。
中国有我们的钱，还用骗子公司买通我们的军队，军火商。如果想质询某个公司的企图，凭该公司的人格地位，最高法院还不同意。
第二次改革正在酝酿。不是由于自由分子，而是由于共和党帮助中国人这么做。
The coward would immediately raise the chinese flag above the White house
这胆小鬼会立马把中国旗插上白宫。
He would bow down to their leader and apologize
他会为他们的领导人压弯腰，然后道歉。（上面的链接是嗷巴马鞠躬图）
He would call Hu Jintao and ask him why China is attacking its best customer。
他会呼叫胡总，然后问他，为嘛中国要打自己最忠实的顾客。
He/We would blow the crap out of them。 No doubt in my mind。 And yours， if you're honest。
他，或者我们，将会屁滚尿流。别怀疑我的看法。如果你够诚实，你肯定也这么想。
In a week or two he would wonder what happened。
一到两周后，他会明白发生了啥。
Hawaii，fulldeclarationofwar。Texas，letitburn。。。
夏威夷，全面宣战。德克萨斯，燃烧。：）
he will crawl in a hole like hussein
找个洞，爬进去——侯赛因本色
The Chinese would find out just what the Japanese found after bombing Pearl Harbor in 1941。 They would awaken the sleeping giant and would pay the ultimate price for it。
中国会明白，日本人在偷袭珍珠港后明白了什么。他们会唤醒沉睡的力士，付出高额的代价。
That makes so much sense。 How about Ohio attacking Kentucky？
这使我浮想联翩。俄亥俄攻击肯塔基又如何？
His NAME is Barack Hussein Obama。
此人的名字叫贝拉克 侯赛因 嗷巴马。
Well first he would obviously bow。 Then surrender and finish wiping his @$$ with the constitution and we would become the the 50 States of the Peoples Republic of China。
嗯，首先，很明显，他会弯腰。然后投降。用宪法擦自己的屁股后，我们会成为中华人民共和国的50个州。
Jim， does you mommy know you're playing with her computer？
吉米，你妈咪知道你在玩她的电脑嘛？
http: //junshi.xilu.com/2011/0407/news_44_151124.html
不知道有没有发过这文章的 ```有的话 斑竹就删了吧 不过别扣分了 `本来就没几分``在扣 就发不了帖子了~~~~中文标题：假如中国对美国本土搞震惊攻击，奥巴马会………？？？原文标题：If China launches a surprising attack on American soil how do you think Hussein Obama would react？
作者：阿陆把
转载自：网贴翻译论坛
原文国家：美国
Best Answer
最佳答案
It would be extremely unlikely to have anyone surprise us with a large， coordinated military attack。 But let's say they did， Hussein would immediately apologize to the ChiComs for how the US offended them so much that they had to attack us。 Then Hussein would do nothing except maybe wet his pants。
通过搞大而协调的军事打击，让我们震惊，这几乎没可能。不过，让我们假设他们做了。嗷巴马会立马对共馋党员道歉，因为美国把他们惹毛了，以致不得不打我们。然后，侯赛因就啥都不干了，除了有可能搞湿自己的裤裤。
其他答案
Gleefully since we don't have to pay them back
那就不用还钱啦~万岁~
China has our money and has shill companies buying our arms and ammo companies。 Our supreme court will not allow us to ask any companies of their intentions。 Because they have person hood status。
The second amendment will be in ruins not by liberals but from the GOP helping the Chinese to do so。
中国有我们的钱，还用骗子公司买通我们的军队，军火商。如果想质询某个公司的企图，凭该公司的人格地位，最高法院还不同意。
第二次改革正在酝酿。不是由于自由分子，而是由于共和党帮助中国人这么做。
The coward would immediately raise the chinese flag above the White house
这胆小鬼会立马把中国旗插上白宫。
He would bow down to their leader and apologize
他会为他们的领导人压弯腰，然后道歉。（上面的链接是嗷巴马鞠躬图）
He would call Hu Jintao and ask him why China is attacking its best customer。
他会呼叫胡总，然后问他，为嘛中国要打自己最忠实的顾客。
He/We would blow the crap out of them。 No doubt in my mind。 And yours， if you're honest。
他，或者我们，将会屁滚尿流。别怀疑我的看法。如果你够诚实，你肯定也这么想。
In a week or two he would wonder what happened。
一到两周后，他会明白发生了啥。
Hawaii，fulldeclarationofwar。Texas，letitburn。。。
夏威夷，全面宣战。德克萨斯，燃烧。：）
he will crawl in a hole like hussein
找个洞，爬进去——侯赛因本色
The Chinese would find out just what the Japanese found after bombing Pearl Harbor in 1941。 They would awaken the sleeping giant and would pay the ultimate price for it。
中国会明白，日本人在偷袭珍珠港后明白了什么。他们会唤醒沉睡的力士，付出高额的代价。
That makes so much sense。 How about Ohio attacking Kentucky？
这使我浮想联翩。俄亥俄攻击肯塔基又如何？
His NAME is Barack Hussein Obama。
此人的名字叫贝拉克 侯赛因 嗷巴马。
Well first he would obviously bow。 Then surrender and finish wiping his @$$ with the constitution and we would become the the 50 States of the Peoples Republic of China。
嗯，首先，很明显，他会弯腰。然后投降。用宪法擦自己的屁股后，我们会成为中华人民共和国的50个州。
Jim， does you mommy know you're playing with her computer？
吉米，你妈咪知道你在玩她的电脑嘛？
http: //junshi.xilu.com/2011/0407/news_44_151124.html
不知道有没有发过这文章的 ```有的话 斑竹就删了吧 不过别扣分了 `本来就没几分``在扣 就发不了帖子了~~~~那我们反过来想想 如果美国突然打我们，我们怎么办？
胡总发表全国电视讲话，表示强烈谴责？
梁将请战？
外交部致电联合国请求干预？
温相前线视察？
这个时候中国应该会宣布废除原来的核武使用条例吧？（只宣布不发射）
突然明白陆军这么多的原因，就算是美国这么强大的国家侵犯都不敢登陆！
胡总发表全国电视讲话，表示强烈谴责？
梁将请战？
外交部致电联合国请求干预？
温相前线视察？
这个时候中国应该会宣布废除原来的核武使用条例吧？（只宣布不发射）
突然明白陆军这么多的原因，就算是美国这么强大的国家侵犯都不敢登陆！
还是别YY了，MD的军事力量比我们强大太多。没主动攻击美国的可能性。
MD被害妄想症
真的是无聊透顶
扯淡。袭击米国？
不过米国袭击天朝试试，一样悲剧。。。
不过米国袭击天朝试试，一样悲剧。。。
为什么小白兔明明这么人畜无害了，中国威胁论还如此有市场？
果然是妄想症~
不如 假如 一下 如果美国人一夜之间 都退化成了猴子 奥巴猴会怎么样
不如 假如 一下 如果美国人一夜之间 都退化成了猴子 奥巴猴会怎么样
见它个大头鬼 发表于 2011-4-7 12:39 
温"秀"才会背首诗吧
温"秀"才会背首诗吧
观海同志会适时宣布起义
tiantiandd535 发表于 2011-4-7 12:50
同意，任何人在如今这个年代靠近我国近海发动攻击，属于绝对的脑抽型
同意，任何人在如今这个年代靠近我国近海发动攻击，属于绝对的脑抽型
中国打美国的可能性跟美国打中国的可能性是一样的 
别 天真了 那么多次 外星人 攻打 美国 都失败了 。何况地球人
求链接,不然举报打假!
种花国攻击米粒尖能得到甚麽好处？
。。。看来观海的确是暴露了。还是赶紧撤回来吧，我们培养个人才不容易啊～
最后一条回复与我们这里一句流行语相当神似啊
强迫妄想症
奥巴马肯定会通过海外联络站向组织汇报并提供TG所需的材料。然后等待解放！
可以把MD当假想敌，但突袭MD是不可能的
外星人无数次攻打美国都折戟沉沙，别说解放军了。。。
洛马缺钱了吧
Jim， does you mommy know you're playing with her computer？
============================================
“你妈妈喊你回家吃饭”
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“你妈妈喊你回家吃饭”
PLA连外星人都打不过
MD，乃们这些混蛋
三千城管和荡平宇内别把那些杂鱼外星人和PLA比啊~
别忘了我们有战略级大杀器：春哥，国足，城管
三千城管和荡平宇内
别把那些杂鱼外星人和PLA比啊~别忘了我们有战略级大杀器：春哥，国足，城管
三炮出动足矣！
我觉得从这贴里应该看出的是美国国内民众对于观海同志的不满
或者，LZ想表达的是天下愤愤一个样
或者，LZ想表达的是天下愤愤一个样
兔哥 发表于 2011-4-7 16:02
那三炮捏？战略威慑？
那三炮捏？战略威慑？
真是有病
问题是打他干什么呢？让他们别转基因了？
Jim， does you mommy know you're playing with her computer？
三炮一出 谁与争锋{:wu:}
应该多多多多的发文章，如果MD打白兔会如何？
然后把文章洒满网络。
然后把文章洒满网络。
Jim， does you mommy know you're playing with her vibrator？
不太可能
Jim， does you mommy know you're playing with her computer？
{:3_83:}
{:3_83:}
意淫。有什么意义呀
天下FF果然都一样啊。
我擦，网易在美国也开了分舵了？
发言都一模一样
发言都一模一样
我认为如果中国主动打美国的话，很可能会赢
原因很简单，不打无把握之仗
原因很简单，不打无把握之仗