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The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
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Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
by mkic0n Jan 20, 2003 email it
3. penis 3979 up, 697 down
One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
by FrankC Mar 15, 2004 email it
4. penis 3485 up, 563 down
1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
by Randy L. Pendleton Dec 10, 2003 email it
5. penis 2693 up, 680 down
A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
by TheSheriff Jun 17, 2004 email it
6. Penis 2372 up, 1119 down
Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
by Marquiz Teniente Mar 4, 2004 email it
7. Penis 1830 up, 588 down
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
8. penis 921 up, 267 down
A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
1st: penis
2nd: Penis
3rd: PEnis
4th: PENis
1st: i cant do it
2nd: PENIs
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: PENIS
2nd: PENIS!
4th: screw it.
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9. penis 815 up, 327 down
common medical slang for cock.
Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!
by T-Dog Jenkins Mar 7, 2005 email it
10. Penis 449 up, 127 down
The reason I haven't killed myself.
*hugs my penis*
by Epic Oct 28, 2003 email it
11. penis 581 up, 308 down
The drive and motivation in the male population.
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
by jeffro Feb 25, 2003 email it
12. penis 375 up, 112 down
Something most men wish were bigger.
Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!
by Colony Sep 20, 2003 email it
13. Penis 339 up, 85 down
something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble
by anonymous Nov 8, 2003 email it
14. Penis 331 up, 146 down
1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.
1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.1. Penis 8074 up, 2585 down
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
by urban pervert Apr 8, 2003 email it
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Snow Penis
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2. penis 7219 up, 2239 down
Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
by mkic0n Jan 20, 2003 email it
3. penis 3979 up, 697 down
One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
by FrankC Mar 15, 2004 email it
4. penis 3485 up, 563 down
1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
by Randy L. Pendleton Dec 10, 2003 email it
5. penis 2693 up, 680 down
A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
by TheSheriff Jun 17, 2004 email it
6. Penis 2372 up, 1119 down
Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
by Marquiz Teniente Mar 4, 2004 email it
7. Penis 1830 up, 588 down
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
8. penis 921 up, 267 down
A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
1st: penis
2nd: Penis
3rd: PEnis
4th: PENis
1st: i cant do it
2nd: PENIs
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: PENIS
2nd: PENIS!
4th: screw it.
by ChRiStY Apr 19, 2005 email it
permalink: del.icio.us
Send to a friend
your email:
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send me the word of the day (it's free)
9. penis 815 up, 327 down
common medical slang for cock.
Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!
by T-Dog Jenkins Mar 7, 2005 email it
10. Penis 449 up, 127 down
The reason I haven't killed myself.
*hugs my penis*
by Epic Oct 28, 2003 email it
11. penis 581 up, 308 down
The drive and motivation in the male population.
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
by jeffro Feb 25, 2003 email it
12. penis 375 up, 112 down
Something most men wish were bigger.
Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!
by Colony Sep 20, 2003 email it
13. Penis 339 up, 85 down
something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble
by anonymous Nov 8, 2003 email it
14. Penis 331 up, 146 down
1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.
1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
by urban pervert Apr 8, 2003 email it
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Send to a friend
your email:
their email:
send me the word of the day (it's free)
Penis images
Snow Penis
1 of 8
2. penis 7219 up, 2239 down
Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
by mkic0n Jan 20, 2003 email it
3. penis 3979 up, 697 down
One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
by FrankC Mar 15, 2004 email it
4. penis 3485 up, 563 down
1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
by Randy L. Pendleton Dec 10, 2003 email it
5. penis 2693 up, 680 down
A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
by TheSheriff Jun 17, 2004 email it
6. Penis 2372 up, 1119 down
Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
by Marquiz Teniente Mar 4, 2004 email it
7. Penis 1830 up, 588 down
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
8. penis 921 up, 267 down
A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
1st: penis
2nd: Penis
3rd: PEnis
4th: PENis
1st: i cant do it
2nd: PENIs
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: PENIS
2nd: PENIS!
4th: screw it.
by ChRiStY Apr 19, 2005 email it
permalink: del.icio.us
Send to a friend
your email:
their email:
send me the word of the day (it's free)
9. penis 815 up, 327 down
common medical slang for cock.
Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!
by T-Dog Jenkins Mar 7, 2005 email it
10. Penis 449 up, 127 down
The reason I haven't killed myself.
*hugs my penis*
by Epic Oct 28, 2003 email it
11. penis 581 up, 308 down
The drive and motivation in the male population.
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
by jeffro Feb 25, 2003 email it
12. penis 375 up, 112 down
Something most men wish were bigger.
Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!
by Colony Sep 20, 2003 email it
13. Penis 339 up, 85 down
something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble
by anonymous Nov 8, 2003 email it
14. Penis 331 up, 146 down
1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.
1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.1. Penis 8074 up, 2585 down
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
by urban pervert Apr 8, 2003 email it
permalink: del.icio.us
Send to a friend
your email:
their email:
send me the word of the day (it's free)
Penis images
Snow Penis
1 of 8
2. penis 7219 up, 2239 down
Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
by mkic0n Jan 20, 2003 email it
3. penis 3979 up, 697 down
One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
by FrankC Mar 15, 2004 email it
4. penis 3485 up, 563 down
1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
by Randy L. Pendleton Dec 10, 2003 email it
5. penis 2693 up, 680 down
A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
by TheSheriff Jun 17, 2004 email it
6. Penis 2372 up, 1119 down
Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
by Marquiz Teniente Mar 4, 2004 email it
7. Penis 1830 up, 588 down
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
8. penis 921 up, 267 down
A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
1st: penis
2nd: Penis
3rd: PEnis
4th: PENis
1st: i cant do it
2nd: PENIs
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: PENIS
2nd: PENIS!
4th: screw it.
by ChRiStY Apr 19, 2005 email it
permalink: del.icio.us
Send to a friend
your email:
their email:
send me the word of the day (it's free)
9. penis 815 up, 327 down
common medical slang for cock.
Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!
by T-Dog Jenkins Mar 7, 2005 email it
10. Penis 449 up, 127 down
The reason I haven't killed myself.
*hugs my penis*
by Epic Oct 28, 2003 email it
11. penis 581 up, 308 down
The drive and motivation in the male population.
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
by jeffro Feb 25, 2003 email it
12. penis 375 up, 112 down
Something most men wish were bigger.
Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!
by Colony Sep 20, 2003 email it
13. Penis 339 up, 85 down
something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble
by anonymous Nov 8, 2003 email it
14. Penis 331 up, 146 down
1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.
1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.
楼主人品有问题，为什么要用马甲呢？光明正大的发不好么？
原帖由 马甲101 于 2007-7-15 18:05 发表
Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.
this topic is quite nonsense:hug:
我就用马甲咋帝!?
15. penis 276 up, 108 down
If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs.
1. Wanger
2. Love Length
3. Schlong
4. Boomhound
5. Vainy Love Tree
etc
Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?
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16. penis 241 up, 101 down
Contraction for pen is.
The penis mightier than the sword.
by Ben Clintonized Feb 12, 2004 email it
17. penis 239 up, 114 down
If you can't think of anything else to look up on this website you are here!
Man penis is all i can think of
by Ball Sac Mar 24, 2004 email it
18. Penis 187 up, 75 down
A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.
"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"
by D. Ferrel Sep 24, 2003 email it
19. Penis 144 up, 42 down
The only thing a poor boy has to play with.
Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
by Jilwan Cali Jun 20, 2005 email it
20. penis 162 up, 68 down
pleasure making machine for both sexes.
I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.
by pandadog Feb 8, 2004 email it
21. penis 117 up, 42 down
a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.
damnnn that penis' friction felt good
22. penis 126 up, 58 down
-Anything that is strange and mysterious
-A comeback to almost any insult
-Word used to break the silence
The hell is that?!...its kinda like a...penis!
::insult::
Oh yeah!?.....You have a small penis!
................Penis!
by Shirdoo New Jersey May 5, 2005 email it
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23. penis 152 up, 93 down
a soldier's "big gun" that shoots a white bullet into the mothership's black hole.
Jamal was squeemish to hear that his penis had won the war.
by Sir-sex-a-lot Dec 12, 2003 email it
24. Penis 98 up, 46 down
The only thing that all men are vain about.
Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.
by Fork You Dec 9, 2004 email it
25. penis 98 up, 49 down
what guys use to get satisfaction.
"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"
by Hugh G. Rection Aug 22, 2003 email it
26. penis 101 up, 52 down
Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.
Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
by Pink Knickerz Jan 5, 2004 email it
27. penis 93 up, 46 down
Britney Spears's favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis.
Damn! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.
by yup Jun 17, 2003 email it
28. penis 147 up, 113 down
The most important and playful of all the body parts.
My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!
If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs.
1. Wanger
2. Love Length
3. Schlong
4. Boomhound
5. Vainy Love Tree
etc
Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?
by Juicy ripe melons Apr 7, 2005 email it
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Send to a friend
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16. penis 241 up, 101 down
Contraction for pen is.
The penis mightier than the sword.
by Ben Clintonized Feb 12, 2004 email it
17. penis 239 up, 114 down
If you can't think of anything else to look up on this website you are here!
Man penis is all i can think of
by Ball Sac Mar 24, 2004 email it
18. Penis 187 up, 75 down
A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.
"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"
by D. Ferrel Sep 24, 2003 email it
19. Penis 144 up, 42 down
The only thing a poor boy has to play with.
Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
by Jilwan Cali Jun 20, 2005 email it
20. penis 162 up, 68 down
pleasure making machine for both sexes.
I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.
by pandadog Feb 8, 2004 email it
21. penis 117 up, 42 down
a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.
damnnn that penis' friction felt good
22. penis 126 up, 58 down
-Anything that is strange and mysterious
-A comeback to almost any insult
-Word used to break the silence
The hell is that?!...its kinda like a...penis!
::insult::
Oh yeah!?.....You have a small penis!
................Penis!
by Shirdoo New Jersey May 5, 2005 email it
permalink: del.icio.us
Send to a friend
your email:
their email:
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23. penis 152 up, 93 down
a soldier's "big gun" that shoots a white bullet into the mothership's black hole.
Jamal was squeemish to hear that his penis had won the war.
by Sir-sex-a-lot Dec 12, 2003 email it
24. Penis 98 up, 46 down
The only thing that all men are vain about.
Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.
by Fork You Dec 9, 2004 email it
25. penis 98 up, 49 down
what guys use to get satisfaction.
"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"
by Hugh G. Rection Aug 22, 2003 email it
26. penis 101 up, 52 down
Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.
Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
by Pink Knickerz Jan 5, 2004 email it
27. penis 93 up, 46 down
Britney Spears's favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis.
Damn! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.
by yup Jun 17, 2003 email it
28. penis 147 up, 113 down
The most important and playful of all the body parts.
My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!
马甲强淫!!!