一个前台小姐的暴笑八级英语！！！

<P>昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑地：

　　前台小姐：“Hello.” </P>
<P>　　老外：“Hi.” </P>
<P>　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？” </P>
<P>　　老外：“Can you speak english？” </P>
<P>　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” </P>
<P>　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” </P>
<P>　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” </P>
<P>　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” </P>
<P>　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？” </P>
<P>　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.” </P>
<P>　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
</P><P>昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑地：

　　前台小姐：“Hello.” </P>
<P>　　老外：“Hi.” </P>
<P>　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？” </P>
<P>　　老外：“Can you speak english？” </P>
<P>　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” </P>
<P>　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” </P>
<P>　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” </P>
<P>　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” </P>
<P>　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？” </P>
<P>　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.” </P>
<P>　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
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