[英语幽默]-你看我有几岁

<P>[英语幽默]-你看我有几岁
  
　　Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.</P>
<P>　　Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.</P>
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　　After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"</P>
<P>　　Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...</P>
<P>　　"Judging from your skin, twenty;</P>
<P>　　your hair, eighteen;</P>
<P>　　and your figure, twenty five."</P>
<P>　　"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...</P>
<P>　　"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.</P>
<P>　　"I haven't added them up yet!"</P><P>[英语幽默]-你看我有几岁
  
　　Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.</P>
<P>　　Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.</P>
<P>
　　After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"</P>
<P>　　Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...</P>
<P>　　"Judging from your skin, twenty;</P>
<P>　　your hair, eighteen;</P>
<P>　　and your figure, twenty five."</P>
<P>　　"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...</P>
<P>　　"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.</P>
<P>　　"I haven't added them up yet!"</P>