中印网民嘴仗基本规律（笔者自译）

某国网友总结出了中印网名辩论的“基本规律”，非常有意思。值此假日，不敢独享，遂分享之。
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原文：
dear seiko,

those indian warriors were just around, if you came earlier.

a classic episode could be like this:

Indians:why superior?we can buy weapons everywhere,you search nowhere outside Russia.
Chinese: we produce,you buy.
Indians:everything you made is copywork.
Chinese: Copy it if you can.
Indians:no need,we're working on our own craft.
Chinese:like the Late Coming Aircraft? no it's too slow to catch up JF-17,let alone J-10.
Indians: USAF will beat you in no time.

India wins.

or maybe this:

Indian: why superior? we will have new education program...
Chinese: how's your literacy rate VS China's?
Indina: we will have better proportion of young population...
Chinese: can you bear your total population in 2050?
India:we will build more railways to the border area...
Chinese:and you will surpass China in reducing population under poverty line?

India: shut up! we're the world's biggest democracy you are a communist country, and that's why we will beat you!

India wins again.


Ok, there's an old Chinese satire: no learning,no fear.

to be frank, we have also lots of empty heads, but unlike in India, if 10% of them brag up how J-10 is unbeatable, they will sink in the saliva of the overwhelming rest.

I have no malice toward India (which is a neighbor,a companion we should've embrace), but believe me, if today's india is still full of such people, how will China lose the game?


译文：
亲爱的seiko,
如果你以前在坛子里面的话，这样的印度斗士到处都是。
一个经典的桥段如下：
印度人：为什么说我们占优呢？因为我们可以向全世界买武器，你们除了求助俄罗斯别无他途。
中国人：那是因为我们买自己造的东西。
印度人：你们只会造仿制品。
中国人：仿一个我看看啊？
印度人：没必要，我们有自己的项目。
中国人：就像“迟到战斗机”（注：英文缩写与LCA相同）。连JF17的进度都赶不上，更别说歼十。
印度人：美国空军分分钟搞定你们！
印度先胜一局。
第二轮：
印度人：为什么说我们高贵些呢？因为我们将会拥有新的教育计划。
中国人：那同中国的识字率比一比吧。
印度人：我们的人口将会比你们更年轻。
中国人：在2050年的时候，贵国能容下这么多人吗？
印度人：我们将会修建更多的铁路来扩展空间。
中国人：而且你们还会在扶贫方面领先中国？
印度人：闭嘴！我们是世界上最大的民&主国家，而你们是一个赤色 政权，这就是为什么我们会打败你们！
印度再胜一局。
{:3_78:}某国网友总结出了中印网名辩论的“基本规律”，非常有意思。值此假日，不敢独享，遂分享之。
原帖：http://www.defence.pk/forums/chi ... equip-ws-10a-2.html 第25楼
原文：
dear seiko,

those indian warriors were just around, if you came earlier.

a classic episode could be like this:

Indians:why superior?we can buy weapons everywhere,you search nowhere outside Russia.
Chinese: we produce,you buy.
Indians:everything you made is copywork.
Chinese: Copy it if you can.
Indians:no need,we're working on our own craft.
Chinese:like the Late Coming Aircraft? no it's too slow to catch up JF-17,let alone J-10.
Indians: USAF will beat you in no time.

India wins.

or maybe this:

Indian: why superior? we will have new education program...
Chinese: how's your literacy rate VS China's?
Indina: we will have better proportion of young population...
Chinese: can you bear your total population in 2050?
India:we will build more railways to the border area...
Chinese:and you will surpass China in reducing population under poverty line?

India: shut up! we're the world's biggest democracy you are a communist country, and that's why we will beat you!

India wins again.


Ok, there's an old Chinese satire: no learning,no fear.

to be frank, we have also lots of empty heads, but unlike in India, if 10% of them brag up how J-10 is unbeatable, they will sink in the saliva of the overwhelming rest.

I have no malice toward India (which is a neighbor,a companion we should've embrace), but believe me, if today's india is still full of such people, how will China lose the game?


译文：
亲爱的seiko,
如果你以前在坛子里面的话，这样的印度斗士到处都是。
一个经典的桥段如下：
印度人：为什么说我们占优呢？因为我们可以向全世界买武器，你们除了求助俄罗斯别无他途。
中国人：那是因为我们买自己造的东西。
印度人：你们只会造仿制品。
中国人：仿一个我看看啊？
印度人：没必要，我们有自己的项目。
中国人：就像“迟到战斗机”（注：英文缩写与LCA相同）。连JF17的进度都赶不上，更别说歼十。
印度人：美国空军分分钟搞定你们！
印度先胜一局。
第二轮：
印度人：为什么说我们高贵些呢？因为我们将会拥有新的教育计划。
中国人：那同中国的识字率比一比吧。
印度人：我们的人口将会比你们更年轻。
中国人：在2050年的时候，贵国能容下这么多人吗？
印度人：我们将会修建更多的铁路来扩展空间。
中国人：而且你们还会在扶贫方面领先中国？
印度人：闭嘴！我们是世界上最大的民&主国家，而你们是一个赤色 政权，这就是为什么我们会打败你们！
印度再胜一局。
{:3_78:}