超级军网英语双关语笑话三则（English Pun）
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There once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size.
Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?
I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate).
Submitted by David Trimingham
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A man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks, "Are you finishe(d)?"
The other man replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."
Submitted by Aleksander Eriksen
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I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Submitted by Carcelli's familyThere once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size.
Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?
I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate).
Submitted by David Trimingham
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A man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks, "Are you finishe(d)?"
The other man replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."
Submitted by Aleksander Eriksen
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I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Submitted by Carcelli's family
Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?
I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate).
Submitted by David Trimingham
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A man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks, "Are you finishe(d)?"
The other man replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."
Submitted by Aleksander Eriksen
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I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Submitted by Carcelli's familyThere once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size.
Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?
I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate).
Submitted by David Trimingham
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A man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks, "Are you finishe(d)?"
The other man replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."
Submitted by Aleksander Eriksen
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I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Submitted by Carcelli's family
interesting.
不懂英语的人看不懂！
还得有英语国家的文化底蕴
<P>我只看懂了第三个，翻译一下</P><P>我在机场被逮捕了，天哪，我当时只是在接我的侄子杰克，当时我冲他喊道“嗨，Jack”，声音大了一点!!!</P><P>（Hi Jack 是英语的劫机)</P>
<P>A man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks, "Are you finishe(d)?"
The other man replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."
Submitted by Aleksander Eriksen
</P><P>Finishe(d) sounds like Finnish(People who live in Finland, a country in Northern Europe)</P><P>The other man thought he was asked about his nationality.. so he replied and declared that he is a Norwegian (people who live in Norway, another country in Northern Europe) </P>
The other man replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."
Submitted by Aleksander Eriksen
</P><P>Finishe(d) sounds like Finnish(People who live in Finland, a country in Northern Europe)</P><P>The other man thought he was asked about his nationality.. so he replied and declared that he is a Norwegian (people who live in Norway, another country in Northern Europe) </P>
<P>正好相反，我看懂了前2个</P><P>高中生还是差啊</P>
<P>Your brain has two parts.One is the left,the other is the right.The left has nothing right,and the right has nothing left.</P>
8+8不明白！
呵呵，第三个最有趣，还好没干掉他
<B>以下是引用<I>fireman119</I>在2005-2-4 17:56:00的发言：</B>
呵呵，第三个最有趣，还好没干掉他
<P>只要你服从警察就行了。
<P>ps:
<P>又一个女博士在美国被pk了。
<P>真相如何不说，到是可以好好利用一下。</P>
<P>真不错。很不错。</P>
<B>以下是引用<I>tong256yi</I>在2005-2-4 13:29:00的发言：</B>
8+8不明白！
<P>8+8==eight and eight==ate and ate（吃了又吃 ）</P>
<B>以下是引用<I>cfwd</I>在2005-2-11 21:59:00的发言：</B>
！
<P>8+8==eight and eight==ate and ate（吃了又吃 ）</P>
thks
第一则是吃了又吃，吃的过去式和8的读音相同，第二则人问（看）完了吗？看报纸的人以为问是芬兰人吗，回答说，我是挪威人。完和芬兰人差不多，
<P> 支持一下。</P>
Don't feel funny
[B]以下是引用[I]铁皮汤圆[/I]在2005-3-2 11:14:00的发言：[/B][BR]第一则是吃了又吃，吃的过去式和8的读音相同，第二则人问（看）完了吗？看报纸的人以为问是芬兰人吗，回答说，我是挪威人。完和芬兰人差不多，
需要有西方文化基本功才能看懂。[em06]
关于身材的问题
16码是多大
为什么又8＋8？
16码是多大
为什么又8＋8？
太好玩了！不过，我还是 结合着大家的解释才弄懂的！
嘿嘿！不好意思！我总是读到关键处就摸不着头脑了！幸亏有前辈们在！~
好有意思！谢了！
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嘿嘿！不好意思！我总是读到关键处就摸不着头脑了！幸亏有前辈们在！~
好有意思！谢了！
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A Surprising Wedding Toast
“And finally,may the happy couple lie,steal and cheat.(Pause,and then explains)May they lie in each other's arms,may they steal away for a blissful honeymoon,and may they they cheat time to live as long as possible.”
“And finally,may the happy couple lie,steal and cheat.(Pause,and then explains)May they lie in each other's arms,may they steal away for a blissful honeymoon,and may they they cheat time to live as long as possible.”
Fine for Parking
“Tell me again,”asked the judge,“why you parked there?”The driver rose and answered respectfully,“Because your Honor,it said‘Fine for Parking’.”
“Tell me again,”asked the judge,“why you parked there?”The driver rose and answered respectfully,“Because your Honor,it said‘Fine for Parking’.”