英国BBC网民调侃：朝韩下午互相在争议海域发射炮弹！该 ...

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How in ator  
Honestlywondering, when was the last time South Koreans fired back at the NorthKoreans? I know the article said that in 2010 a couple South Koreans were killed byNorth Koreans, but the South Koreans held back on retaliation. Has respondingin- kind become part of South Korean policy?

老实说我好奇的是，韩国人上次回击朝鲜是什么时候？我知道文章说的是2010年几个韩国人被朝鲜人杀害，但韩国没有进行回击，而是以实物援助作为回应成为韩国的政策了？

Wa su rai
When the island was shelled, the South didin fact retaliate. They sent some shells back almost immediately, I don't thinkany thing was hit.

岛屿被攻击的时候，韩国确实回击了，他们立刻发送了数颗炮弹，但我觉得什么都没有击中

Bazil b t
From what I'm reading both sides are firinginto the ocean right now. The South is simply pissed that the North is firinginto their side of the ocean so they are firing into the Norths side of theocean.

从我理解的来看双方都是朝大海在发送炮弹，韩国确实被朝鲜的举动惹怒了，所以也向朝鲜的海域发送炮弹

Mr g bamg bam
Ha ha ha ha they are trying to startatsunami

哈哈哈他们想引发一场海啸

W W
SOON. U S NEEDS TO TAKE THREATS SERIOUSLY l

第三次世界大战就要来了，美国需要好好认真应对眼前的的威胁了

Life Of Cray  
W e l l, at least the south can afford towaste those bullets

好吧，至少韩国负担得起浪费炮弹的钱

Ca min sky
The last thing South Koreans want is war,their thriving economy is their most precious jewel.

韩国人最不想要的就是战争，他们繁荣的经济是他们最宝贵的财富

Meme In Black
The last thing South Koreans want is aninvasion by North Korea.The second to last thing South Koreans want is war.

韩国人最不想要的是朝鲜的入侵，其次最不想要的才是战争

Sign fang
South Korean in Seoul here. Absolutely no body fucking cares.
They're more interested in Avengers 2filming in Seoul.They blocked some roads and bridges for that even.

我是在首尔的韩国人，绝对没人关心这个
他们更关心复仇者联盟2在首尔上映，他们还为此封锁了一些道路桥梁

Judys love o
And when is the U S going to intervene??? Andare those nukes pointed in our direction???

美国什么时候才要插手？？？那些核武器是朝着我们的方向吗？

Vor ti gern
It's that time of year again.

又到了一年的这个时候

Nicolas cage l
I'm in Japan right now. We're all gon nadie because North Koreahas crappy aim.

我现在在日本，我们都会因为朝鲜糟糕的准心死掉的

man_ with_ titties
The live- fire exercises were announced by North Korea ina faxed message from its military to the South's navy.
Do the North Koreans rely on fax machinesas a security measure?

朝鲜在发送给韩国海军的传真中称将要进行实弹演习
朝鲜人是依赖传真机作为安全措施的吗？

The King Of Curtopia  
"For the moment, both sides are firinginto the sea." Great. Now they've both pissed off Aquaman.

“目前，双方都在朝海里发射炮弹”太好了，他们现在都惹怒了海王

Scott south
The fishes are the real victims here. :(

鱼才是真正的受害者

Vin ce q
Why are they so mad at the ocean?

他们为什么对海洋如此生气？

Neta lia Lackless
Man North Korea really doesn't likethesea.

哥们朝鲜真的不喜欢大海

N b x
I thought North Korea was the only one thatreally hated the ocean. I applaud North and South Korea putting aside theirdifferences to conduct joint military exercises against the ocean.

我一直觉得朝鲜是唯一痛恨大海的国家，我赞扬朝韩携手抛开分歧，针对大海进行军事演习

Joe maloney joe  
I live in Seoul. People are numb to it here. Haven'theard a word of it until I checked American media this afternoon.

我生活在首尔，这里的人对此都很麻木，甚至都没有听说这件事，直到我今天下午看了美国的媒体新闻才知道

A mi chaeld   
I can't believe that, in this day in age, acommunist dictatorship like North  Korea even exists. I am not in favor ofgoing to war, but if the U S <i>did</i> invade N K it would be thefirst war since W W2 that would make any sense.

我无法相信，在这个时代，一个共产主义独裁者朝鲜还存在，我不是支持战争，但如果美国入侵朝鲜的话，会是二战之后最有意义的战争

A C7 U5 R3 U5
No thing will happen ... the status quowill resume in a couple of days

什么都不会发生的，现状会维持很长时间

H Crik ki
What is it they want this time, rice orwheat ?

他们这次想要什么了，大米还是小麦？

Let the big dawg frat  
This stuff happens all the time. No thingto see here folks.

这种事情一直在发生，这里没什么好看的

Dope dre l
Does this mean that another war hasstarted? I have family in Koreaso I am worried about them...

这是否意味着又有一场战争要开始了？我在韩国有家人，对此我很担忧

I live in my mind  
Am I a bad person for wanting this toescalate? I really want to see them remove that evil fat fuck from power..

我想这种事情升级，我是坏人吗？我真的想看到这个邪恶的胖男人被干掉

mr_ amazing man
About time for our troops to find a newterritory. Mid- east, more mid- east, getting stupid. Let's send our boys overto far east.

是时候我们的军队找一片新领土了，中东是愚蠢的想法，让我们派军队去远东吧

Mikey law son  
Yes, get into conflict with a Chinesesatellite state. Great idea.

是的，和中国的附属国开战，不错的主意

Storm trooper_in _ Love  

Getting real tired of this shit. I hope something happens soon and I hope it will be swift and clean.

真的厌倦了这种新闻了。我希望一些事情可以快点发生，干净利落地结束此事

Can we chat
North and South Korea exchange fire acrosswestern sea border
The result of a weak U S leader.

朝韩在西部海域交火
美国领导人软弱的结果

Dizz yack it
Who the hell still uses a fax machine!?

谁特么现在还使用传真机？

Fight Me Online I R L  
'N. Korea readyfor 4th nuclear test'. They weren't even ready for the first 3...

朝鲜准备第四次核试验，他们其实第三次核试验都没准备好……

Perfectionist l l  
Kim Jong Un thinks he is some kind of superpower who every one is scared of.

金正恩自认为是所有人都惧怕的超级大国

Mor mant list
Who the hell threaten some one via fax?

谁特么还通过传真威胁别人？

The Last Sin
So....both sides were just angrily firinghundreds of shells into the water? That's the most ridiculous thing I've everheard

所以，双方都只是愤怒的朝大海发射数百枚炮弹？这是我听过最可笑的事情

The Real Truth
We need to send them a message, we need toendthis once and for all

我们需要传达给他们一个信息，我们要彻底地结束这件事了

Too pid now
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignoranceis strength.

战争就是和平，自由就是奴隶，无知就是力量

That Darn Steve  
Am I reading this wrong...? It appears thatthis occurred quite some time ago.

我是看错什么了吗？这在很久以前就发生过了

Yu li- Ban
What does Korea have against the ocean?

朝韩和大海有多大仇？

X thirtee en
Another step along the road to W W3, Ithink Turkey attacking Syriawill be the catalyst.

又在三战路上前进了一步，我觉得土耳其攻击叙利亚会是导火索

Dodging dominos
Fucking Korea, getting real tired of yourshit these days..

该死的朝鲜，我已经厌倦了这样的新闻了

Oppose it now
Hopefully this turns into a full out warand we can get rid of fatty and Best Korea forever

希望这会演变成一场全面战争，然后这个胖子和最好的朝鲜被彻底清除

Hollow bear
For god sake, just take North Korean downlike you take down Gaddafi in Libya.why all these waiting game? Consequence be damn!!

天啊，请像干掉利比亚的卡扎菲一样干掉朝鲜吧，为什么我们还要等待？后果会很惨！

Dino fu ji
The answer is China.

答案就是中国

注：还是老样子~楼主务实派，正文省略，直接上评论！

链接：http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26815041#TWEET1086222

评论：
Comments：
How in ator  
Honestlywondering, when was the last time South Koreans fired back at the NorthKoreans? I know the article said that in 2010 a couple South Koreans were killed byNorth Koreans, but the South Koreans held back on retaliation. Has respondingin- kind become part of South Korean policy?

老实说我好奇的是，韩国人上次回击朝鲜是什么时候？我知道文章说的是2010年几个韩国人被朝鲜人杀害，但韩国没有进行回击，而是以实物援助作为回应成为韩国的政策了？

Wa su rai
When the island was shelled, the South didin fact retaliate. They sent some shells back almost immediately, I don't thinkany thing was hit.

岛屿被攻击的时候，韩国确实回击了，他们立刻发送了数颗炮弹，但我觉得什么都没有击中

Bazil b t
From what I'm reading both sides are firinginto the ocean right now. The South is simply pissed that the North is firinginto their side of the ocean so they are firing into the Norths side of theocean.

从我理解的来看双方都是朝大海在发送炮弹，韩国确实被朝鲜的举动惹怒了，所以也向朝鲜的海域发送炮弹

Mr g bamg bam
Ha ha ha ha they are trying to startatsunami

哈哈哈他们想引发一场海啸

W W
SOON. U S NEEDS TO TAKE THREATS SERIOUSLY l

第三次世界大战就要来了，美国需要好好认真应对眼前的的威胁了

Life Of Cray  
W e l l, at least the south can afford towaste those bullets

好吧，至少韩国负担得起浪费炮弹的钱

Ca min sky
The last thing South Koreans want is war,their thriving economy is their most precious jewel.

韩国人最不想要的就是战争，他们繁荣的经济是他们最宝贵的财富

Meme In Black
The last thing South Koreans want is aninvasion by North Korea.The second to last thing South Koreans want is war.

韩国人最不想要的是朝鲜的入侵，其次最不想要的才是战争

Sign fang
South Korean in Seoul here. Absolutely no body fucking cares.
They're more interested in Avengers 2filming in Seoul.They blocked some roads and bridges for that even.

我是在首尔的韩国人，绝对没人关心这个
他们更关心复仇者联盟2在首尔上映，他们还为此封锁了一些道路桥梁

Judys love o
And when is the U S going to intervene??? Andare those nukes pointed in our direction???

美国什么时候才要插手？？？那些核武器是朝着我们的方向吗？

Vor ti gern
It's that time of year again.

又到了一年的这个时候

Nicolas cage l
I'm in Japan right now. We're all gon nadie because North Koreahas crappy aim.

我现在在日本，我们都会因为朝鲜糟糕的准心死掉的

man_ with_ titties
The live- fire exercises were announced by North Korea ina faxed message from its military to the South's navy.
Do the North Koreans rely on fax machinesas a security measure?

朝鲜在发送给韩国海军的传真中称将要进行实弹演习
朝鲜人是依赖传真机作为安全措施的吗？

The King Of Curtopia  
"For the moment, both sides are firinginto the sea." Great. Now they've both pissed off Aquaman.

“目前，双方都在朝海里发射炮弹”太好了，他们现在都惹怒了海王

Scott south
The fishes are the real victims here. :(

鱼才是真正的受害者

Vin ce q
Why are they so mad at the ocean?

他们为什么对海洋如此生气？

Neta lia Lackless
Man North Korea really doesn't likethesea.

哥们朝鲜真的不喜欢大海

N b x
I thought North Korea was the only one thatreally hated the ocean. I applaud North and South Korea putting aside theirdifferences to conduct joint military exercises against the ocean.

我一直觉得朝鲜是唯一痛恨大海的国家，我赞扬朝韩携手抛开分歧，针对大海进行军事演习

Joe maloney joe  
I live in Seoul. People are numb to it here. Haven'theard a word of it until I checked American media this afternoon.

我生活在首尔，这里的人对此都很麻木，甚至都没有听说这件事，直到我今天下午看了美国的媒体新闻才知道

A mi chaeld   
I can't believe that, in this day in age, acommunist dictatorship like North  Korea even exists. I am not in favor ofgoing to war, but if the U S <i>did</i> invade N K it would be thefirst war since W W2 that would make any sense.

我无法相信，在这个时代，一个共产主义独裁者朝鲜还存在，我不是支持战争，但如果美国入侵朝鲜的话，会是二战之后最有意义的战争

A C7 U5 R3 U5
No thing will happen ... the status quowill resume in a couple of days

什么都不会发生的，现状会维持很长时间

H Crik ki
What is it they want this time, rice orwheat ?

他们这次想要什么了，大米还是小麦？

Let the big dawg frat  
This stuff happens all the time. No thingto see here folks.

这种事情一直在发生，这里没什么好看的

Dope dre l
Does this mean that another war hasstarted? I have family in Koreaso I am worried about them...

这是否意味着又有一场战争要开始了？我在韩国有家人，对此我很担忧

I live in my mind  
Am I a bad person for wanting this toescalate? I really want to see them remove that evil fat fuck from power..

我想这种事情升级，我是坏人吗？我真的想看到这个邪恶的胖男人被干掉

mr_ amazing man
About time for our troops to find a newterritory. Mid- east, more mid- east, getting stupid. Let's send our boys overto far east.

是时候我们的军队找一片新领土了，中东是愚蠢的想法，让我们派军队去远东吧

Mikey law son  
Yes, get into conflict with a Chinesesatellite state. Great idea.

是的，和中国的附属国开战，不错的主意

Storm trooper_in _ Love  

Getting real tired of this shit. I hope something happens soon and I hope it will be swift and clean.

真的厌倦了这种新闻了。我希望一些事情可以快点发生，干净利落地结束此事

Can we chat
North and South Korea exchange fire acrosswestern sea border
The result of a weak U S leader.

朝韩在西部海域交火
美国领导人软弱的结果

Dizz yack it
Who the hell still uses a fax machine!?

谁特么现在还使用传真机？

Fight Me Online I R L  
'N. Korea readyfor 4th nuclear test'. They weren't even ready for the first 3...

朝鲜准备第四次核试验，他们其实第三次核试验都没准备好……

Perfectionist l l  
Kim Jong Un thinks he is some kind of superpower who every one is scared of.

金正恩自认为是所有人都惧怕的超级大国

Mor mant list
Who the hell threaten some one via fax?

谁特么还通过传真威胁别人？

The Last Sin
So....both sides were just angrily firinghundreds of shells into the water? That's the most ridiculous thing I've everheard

所以，双方都只是愤怒的朝大海发射数百枚炮弹？这是我听过最可笑的事情

The Real Truth
We need to send them a message, we need toendthis once and for all

我们需要传达给他们一个信息，我们要彻底地结束这件事了

Too pid now
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignoranceis strength.

战争就是和平，自由就是奴隶，无知就是力量

That Darn Steve  
Am I reading this wrong...? It appears thatthis occurred quite some time ago.

我是看错什么了吗？这在很久以前就发生过了

Yu li- Ban
What does Korea have against the ocean?

朝韩和大海有多大仇？

X thirtee en
Another step along the road to W W3, Ithink Turkey attacking Syriawill be the catalyst.

又在三战路上前进了一步，我觉得土耳其攻击叙利亚会是导火索

Dodging dominos
Fucking Korea, getting real tired of yourshit these days..

该死的朝鲜，我已经厌倦了这样的新闻了

Oppose it now
Hopefully this turns into a full out warand we can get rid of fatty and Best Korea forever

希望这会演变成一场全面战争，然后这个胖子和最好的朝鲜被彻底清除

Hollow bear
For god sake, just take North Korean downlike you take down Gaddafi in Libya.why all these waiting game? Consequence be damn!!

天啊，请像干掉利比亚的卡扎菲一样干掉朝鲜吧，为什么我们还要等待？后果会很惨！

Dino fu ji
The answer is China.

答案就是中国