中国让我恨自己

译文简介:
我老实讲，我知道问题不在中国，在我。在美国，自我克制和外力约束让我没有胡来。但是在中国，我想做什么就做什么。
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If I'm honest with myself I know the problem isn't China, it's me. Back in the US I had stability and the threat of repercussions to keep me in check. Here in China I can do whatever I want.
I'm posting this because I hope some of you can relate to it and give me your advice. If you want to just call me an asshole, I understand.
For most of my life I've been a decent guy. A few slip ups here and there, but overall I've treated people well and don't have a lot of badness in me.
Two years ago my employer offered me the chance to live and work in China. My girlfriend couldn't come with me, but we are still together. She's a great girl and wants to marry me when I eventually return home. My work contract will finish next year.
I've always enjoyed a few beers, but back home I would eat well and hit the gym a few times a week, so overall I was a healthy guy. I had a successful career and everything seemed to be going well. Most importantly, I really liked me.
I now fully hate myself. I've turned into a guy who objectifies women, drinks too much alcohol and neglects his health.
I have three girlfriends. One is the great girl back home, one is a Chinese girl, and one is a Japanese girl. I constantly cheat on these women. Part of my job requires me to travel to various factories throughout China. I have girls in all of these cities, and if they aren't around I have sex with prostitutes in the hotels I stay at. I never use condoms unless required to do so. The Japanese girlfriend got pregnant and had to have an abortion. Luckily I have not caught a STI yet but I know it's only a matter of time unless I can get my shit together.
I know my actions are deplorable. I know I should cut back on the drinking, start eating better and join the gym. I know I should probably break up with all the girls (even though it will break their hearts and mine) and definitely should start using condoms, but there is something in me which stops me from doing this.
I don't know what is wrong with me. Sex addiction? Probably. Alcoholic? I don't think so, but I can see I have a problem with alcohol. Nearly all the sex/cheating happens when I'm drunk.
Can any of you relate to any of this?
TL;DR Since I've come to China I'm constantly having sex and relationships with multiple women, drinking too much alcohol, and neglecting my health. Please help me stop doing this.

我老实讲，我知道问题不在中国，在我。在美国，自我克制和外力约束让我没有胡来。但是在中国，我想做什么就做什么。我发帖是因为我希望你们有谁是和我类似，并且给我出出主意，看怎么办好。你们骂我混蛋，我没意见。我一直算是个正经的家伙。偶尔会犯错，可总的来说我待人还不错，本质上俺没啥秉性不端滴。两年前，我的老板给我提供在中国生活工作的机会。女友没能一起去，但我们还保持关系。她人很好，希望我回国后和我结婚。我的工作合同明年到期。我喜欢喝点啤酒，在家乡我吃的很健康，每周去几次健身房，总之我状态一切良好。我的事业有成，一切看起来美满。最关键的是我对自己很满意。我现在彻底恨透了自己。我已经变成个登徒子，酗酒，疏忽自身健康的人了。我交了三个女友。一个是老家的那个美眷，一个是中国女孩，一个是日本妞。我一直骗她们。因工作需要，我经常地点不同的工厂之间转。我在这些城市里都勾搭了女孩，如不是她们陪我，就是我去找妓女在旅馆里偷欢。我从不戴套，除非特别要求。日本女友怀孕了，后来不得不堕胎。我走运，至今还未中彩（译注：委婉语，指性传播疾病，如AIDS）。我知道这是迟早的事，除非悬崖勒马。我清楚这种行为该受唾骂。我知道应该戒酒，注意饮食，去健身房。应该和这些女孩一刀两段（即使伤了她们的心，也让我伤心），绝对应该要戴套，可是不知怎么搞的就是难以把持自己。我不知道自己出了什么毛病。性爱成瘾？有可能。酒鬼？我不认为是，但我明白自己在喝酒方面有问题。差不多全是酒后乱性啊。你们有谁也有类似问题？
本帖简洁版：自打来到中国，我一直和多位女性有染，又喝了太多的酒，忽视健康。请帮帮我，我该怎么办。

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[–]wiseduckling 13 points 2 days ago
If you are sleeping with that many prostitutes it is likely that you have something like HPV. It is not tested for in men and, while being usually harmless in men, it can cause cervical cancer for women. Also don't forget about the incubation period for certain diseases.
You can't sleep with a hooker on monday, get a clean test result on tuesday and sleep with your girlfriend on wednesday without risking giving her something.
Drinking too much doesn't make you an asshole. Sleeping with a lot of women doesn't either. Treating them like shit and risking their health however does make you a prick.
But yes, I have seen a lot of foreigners turn into bigger and bigger assholes since they have arrived.

如果你和很多妓女鬼混，很可能你已经染上例如人类乳突病毒。男性身上不发作，通常也无害，但是能引发女性宫颈癌。同样别忘了疾病有潜伏期。周一和妓女鬼混，周二得到阴性结果，然后周三就和你的女友安心睡觉。你不能这么干。酒喝太多，和大量女人乱搞，都不算傻叉。把她们当玩物，把她们的健康当儿戏，这就是你招人烦的原因。是的，我见过很多外国人，自从来了以后，就变得愈来愈傻叉。

[–]Laspimon 11 points 2 days ago
I'd say you need to put yourself through something rough. I suggest telling your girlfriend back home what you have done, tell her you're sorry and face the consequences. You might learn something about yourself, doing that.
If you don't have the balls to do that, at least break up with her. She deserves better, if she is patiently waiting back home.
Also, you are not helping the image of other white people. I know that Chinese generalizing about us is a problem on their part, but - as they taught us when we were young - when going to a foreign country, you automatically act the ambassador of your country/race. Don't shame it.

我要说的是你需要去做点不太轻松的事。建议回去就和你的女友坦白，告诉她你的歉咎，承担后果。你要从中学到什么，就这么做。如果你不敢做，至少和她分手。她如果那么有耐心在家里等你，她应该去找个更好的。你这样对其它白人的形象也没有好处。我知道中国人如何看我们是他们的事，然而，正如他们教我们认识到的一点就是：当我们年轻的时候来到外国，你就不免成为国家/民族的大使。别在外面丢脸了。

[–]redforevaLos Angeles ✈ Shanghai 19 points 2 days ago*
Well not really, you were always this kind of person, it's just that staying in China allowed you to become this person.
You ever watched Breaking Bad before? Yeah, it's kinda like that.
Cut the relationships (except for the one back home) and industrial grade paint thinner alcohol by the way, well unless you plan to stay in China forever. cue typical english teacher joke

洛杉矶-〉上海
不对吧，你本性就那个样，待在中国，恰好让你恢复了本性。你看过《绝命毒师》没有？对了，有点类似。把你那些关系都断掉（老家的那个除外），再一个，把酒戒了，否则你就作永远留在中国的打算。（这暗合了英文老师的经典笑话？）

[–]lordnikkon⌂ Miami ✈ Beijing 6 points 2 days ago
i agree with this, it is not that you were a nice guy back home and became a prick when you came to china. It is that you were always a prick and coming to china has allowed you to show your true colors. At least now the OP can recognize who he is and try to change himself, here in china you have no one to keep you in check but yourself unlike back home.
Also you are not a unique and beautiful snowflake that you think you are, half the expats in china end up with stories just like yours. Life is short do what you want but at least dont ruin other peoples lives. Pick the girl you like being with and break up with the others. If you still want to fuck around find a chinese girl that will accept her bf fucks around, you would be surprised how many girls will accept this in china. Being a prick is one thing but being a liar and a cheat is much worse, if you want to live the womanizing lifestyle then get rid of the girlfriends or come clean about what your are doing

迈阿密-〉北京
回复楼上：我同意你的看法，在家就是好蛋，来中国就变坏蛋，这种说法不对。在于你自己总之一直就是个**，来中国使你暴露了真面目。但至少楼主还没有迷失自己，在尝试自我改变，不像在老家，在中国除了你自己无人能约束你。
你的情况并非独有，不是你想象的那样“奇葩”，在中国，半数的外国侨民最后都和你目前的下场一个样。人生短暂，想做什么就去做，可是不能破坏别人的生活。选个真心喜欢的，其余的都一刀两断。要是想找个不介意男友花心乱搞的中国女孩，你会发现中国这种女生的数量，其结果会出乎意料的。当个**也就罢了，扯谎，外遇，更是下作，如果你想过一种风流鬼式的生活，那就把女友都给甩了，要么把你正在做的破事给了结掉。

[–]Uberche⌂ Vancouver ✈ Beijing 3 points 2 days ago
Every white guy in China has the option to do this. You have two choices, exercise restraint or if you can't, go home. If you stay and don't exercise restraint you'll end up witha disease and no girl. Make your choice.

温哥华-〉北京
每个在华的白人男都有选择题可做。你有两种选择，学着管束自己，否则回老家。如果你继续下去，不加把持，最后就是得病，什么女人你也得不到。自己选。

[–]MakingMoves_ 1 point 1 day ago
I said no to a smoking Chinese girl who was all up on me trying and trying to kiss me while I was dog-shit wasted to practice my self-restraint. It got easier practicing restraint in any life situation after that one... self-discipline is a muscle...you have to work it out and don't tell me you don't have it in you.

回复楼上：实行自我克制简直是白费，对诱人的、天天缠着要向你献吻的中国女孩，我说：ＮＯ。你拒绝她以后再行锻炼自己的克制力就容易了... 自我约束如同需要锻炼的肌肉... 别告诉我，你连这点能耐也没有。

[–]redforevaLos Angeles ✈ Shanghai 1 point 1 day ago
Exactly, i've had the same situation happen to me, well she was smoking hot instead though.

洛杉矶-〉上海
回复楼上：给你说中了，我曾碰到同样的情况，她倒是长得性感之极。

[–]iwazaruu 7 points 2 days ago
The only thing stopping you is your lack of willpower.

唯一能使终结这一切的，就是你缺乏的意志力。

[–]manwithoutaguitar 4 points 2 days ago
Nope, I can't relate, I'm sorry. Back home I didn't know what to do with my life. I graduated from a good uni but it made me into an incredible lazy person. Everything was so easy, I didn't know what to do with my free time, played to much computer games. I went to China, saw how the Chinese studied and now I'm an absolute addict. Not to sex like you, but to studying Chinese. I'm a freak. I can study for 12 hours straight before I realize I didn't eat yet. I don't go clubbing as I don't like the girls over there and hardly have any money to do so anyway.

我没有你的这些问题，不好意思。回老家我也不知道该干些什么。我毕业于一所还不错的大学，可是这让我变得很随意懒散。什么事情都进行得太容易，闲的时候无所事事不知该做什么，玩了太多电脑游戏。我去中国看中国人是怎么学习的，现在绝对已经入迷了。不是像你那样搞床上运动，而是学中文。我是个狂人。能一连12个小时不停学习，都忘了自己还没吃饭。我不参加酒吧聚会，同样我不喜欢那里的女生，要鬼混的话，手头也缺钱。

[–]wiseduckling 3 points 2 days ago
Well if you study Chinese for 12 hours straight I think you much more of a unique foreigner than OP hehe. Props to you though, I wish I could. I can't study for more than an hour or two straight :(

回复楼上：你连续12小时的学中文啊，我认为你比楼主还要更奇特，嘿嘿。俺挺你，我希望我也能。我连一两个小时都坚持不下去。 :(

[–]poo_jin_towel 5 points 2 days ago
I've experienced this. Used to live in a small town with an expat bar where there wasn't much else to do but drink and socialize in the bar. I'd left a girlfriend to come to China, and had had two great relationships with Chinese women, the first ended as she wanted me to get her pregnant and started exhibiting symptoms of crazy. The other died suddenly. I ended up just getting hammered very night and banging any local girl that showed interest, they were numerous.. Some wanted more from me which I feel bad about to this day. Fortunately I had the good sense to get the fuck out of there.. But I don't really know how it came to be that bad.. Loneliness? Sure. Depression? No idea. Alcoholism? Probably.. But damn, man.. Even though I'm still a drinker, I can trace every single fuck up in my life back to booze. Don't really know what to say to you.. But drink less.. Make some friends.. Do some stuff which doesn't involve fucking and drinking.. Guess you're just lonely.

我有类似的个人体会。曾在一个小镇里住过，镇上有个外侨酒吧，除了喝酒与聚会社交，没别的事可干。我把女友丢在老家来到中国，与两个中国女人有过两段很好的感情，第一个女人要我和她一起生个孩子，她出现了不可理喻的苗头，所以和她吹了。另外一个突然就死了。那个晚上，我最终被这消息当头一击，此后排斥任何对我有意的当地女人，这些人数量太多了..最近某些人对我要求更过分，让我难受。好在我明智地从中挣脱了出来..然而我真的不知事情是如何变得如此糟糕的..因为孤独寂寞？是的。抑郁？不靠谱。酗酒？有可能.. 妈的该死，老兄.. 就我这么个酒鬼，我都还能把自己的放浪形骸都归因于酒精。真不知道对你说什么好了..少喝点吧..去交几个朋友..干些别的事情，醇酒妇人除外.. 我猜你只不过是太孤单了。

[–]2orangey4crowsfrom Dublin to Beijing 3 points 2 days ago
I think this is good advice.
I had a period in my life in China where I was a bit lonely. It definitely led to more drinking, and like poo_jin_towel, nearly every fuck up in my life can be traced back to booze too.
You could try doing some volunteer work to help you feel better about yourself. And of course cut back on the booze...

都柏林-〉北京
回复楼上：
我认为这个建议很好。
我在中国待过一段时间，期间我有点孤单感。因此绝对是要多喝点酒的，像@poo_jin_towel（这名字够猥琐的）说的那样，自己的每件破事都可以找到酒精作祟的影子。
你可以尝试着做些志愿工作，有助于改善你自己的情况。当然必须戒酒...

[–]Hopfrogg 2 points 2 days ago
Don't listen to all the "don't beat yourself up".... "it's ok, lots of people go through this phase"... it's a cop out. Also don't listen to the other extreme of people telling you what a scumbag you are who should go fuck himself. Some of those people have shown themselves as scum in different form.
Guess what, you're not the first douchebag to realize, wow, I'm a real douchebag that needs to change his ways! You are experiencing ego death and reaching a maturation level that is allowing you to break through all the psychological defenses that have justified your actions in the past. It's probably going to be a painful time and you're not going to be feeling good about yourself, but you are on your way to becoming a better human being. Just because you have behaved atrociously in the past doesn't make you forever a scumbag, if that were the case then this planet would be 100% full on populated with scumbags. We've all regretted past behaviors, and you have two choices. See it in yourself and improve.... or ignore it, justify it, and continue being a douchbag.
Addressing the problem and having the courage to see yourself in this light is the first step and it is a good sign for you. I hope you do change and become a decent human being. That's the beauty of life, it's about evolving. It's only partly about who you were, it's mostly about who you are.

“别为难自己”....“没事，很多人都要经历这个阶段”别信这类鬼话。这是逃避的态度。另外，一些偏激之人说：你是个小人，滚一边玩去；你同样不要理睬。那些人只能表明他们是另一类型的小人。不知道吧，头一个自认废材的不是你哦，我就是，我需要洗心革面！你正在经历自尊心的涅盘过程，进入人生的成熟境界，破除所有为你开托过往行为的心理藩篱。可能会痛苦一段时间，对自己感觉不满意，可是你正处于变好的进程中。过去的可怕行为是过去，不意味你永远就是个小人，否则这个世界百分之百的人口都是废材了。我们都后悔过，你呢，有两种选择。是改进，还是漠然以对、自我开解、继续做个废材，就看你自己咯。就此着手处理问题，拿出勇气认识自己，这是第一步，也是一个向好的标志。我希望你做出改变，成为正派的人。人生的美好在于升华。过去的你不是全部，重要的是现在的你。

[–]scumis -3 points 2 days ago
shut up douchebag, before you change... don't give advice you haven't taken yourself.

回复楼上：
住口，废材，你自己改好以前，不要给别人提自己都没搞定的建议。

[–]Hopfrogg 2 points 2 days ago
Did I hit a nerve? Take a cue from OP here and see yourself for what you are. Anyone who hates as much you do, clearly hates himself. I hold out hope for OP, you however are clearly fucking hopeless.

回复楼上：
我撞到个神经病吗？看看楼主的帖子，学着点，明白你自己是谁。像你这样恨恨然的心态，显然也是个自我憎恨的人。我对楼主还保有希望，而你呢，简直无可救药了。

[–]scumis -1 points 2 days ago
go get em tiger

回复楼上：
冲啊，勇士

[–]TaikongXiongmaoChicago ✈ Guangzhou 8 points 2 days ago
Holy shit. You have some serious issues dude. /r/China is not the place for you, maybe /r/relationships or/r/depression.

芝加哥-〉广州
额滴神呐。老兄你的问题严重了。/r/China不合适你的帖子，/r/relationshiop /r/depression两个讨论栏也许靠谱。

[–]latermuse 7 points 2 days ago
This post is a failed satire of the state of foreigners in China.

这个帖子是有关在华外国人现状的一个不好笑的滑稽小品。

[–]xuanxuan 6 points 2 days ago
It's Bitter Expat Girl undercover!

回复楼上：
是外籍苦逼女孩的密谋！

[–]nojusticenpeace 2 points 2 days ago
it's a repeat from a year ago or so

回复latermuse：
这帖子是大约一年前的老话题了。

[–]babamcrib 3 points 2 days ago
You have the will to be better, that is half the battle. The other half is manning the fuck up and cutting the shit out.
"A man is not truly free if he cannot control himself."

你有意愿想变好，就成功一半啦。剩下一半，清理烂摊子，当断则断。
“没有自控力的人不是真正自由的人。”


[–]OOPC 4 points 2 days ago
Keep living the dream brother!

继续做梦吧，老兄。


[–]TeaDrinkerToo 5 points 2 days ago
I dunno, you sound like a typical white man in China to me.

我看，你像是待在中国的那种典型白人男。


[–]JesusVonChristKTW ✈ NKG 4 points 2 days ago
I'd say typical white man uses rubber.

回复楼上：
典型的白人男性一般会戴套的。


[–]TeaDrinkerToo 1 point 2 days agoOh they do? ok.

回复@JesusVonChrist：
啊，是吗？知道了。


[–]wiseduckling 2 points 2 days ago
I really do hope they do. I don't know about Beijing or Shanghai but in smaller cities it does seem like you often see the same girls chasing after foreigners. Couple that with the number of prostitutes that foreigners see here and it's a recipe for disaster.

回复楼上：
我真地希望他们都戴套。不知北京上海的情况如何，在小城市，好像都是女的在追求外国人。再加之大量的妓女，这一点外国人都知道，这是灾祸孳生的土壤。


[–]redforevaLos Angeles ✈ Shanghai 1 point 2 days ago
Rubber is scarce for the white man in the middle kingdom.

洛杉矶-〉上海
回复楼上：
白种男人用的橡胶套，中央帝国缺货。


[–]JesusVonChristKTW ✈ NKG 3 points 2 days ago
Of course, every foreigner is hung like a moose.

回复楼上：
是呀，每个外国人挂着象驼鹿那种吊。


[–]OrangeRiver 1 point 2 days ago
Watsons tends to stock all sizes. The only white men who don't have rubber are the ones who can't find a Watsons and establish a strategic reserve of condoms.

回复redforeva：
Watsons品牌的尺码很全。无套可用的，基本都是没找到Watsons的主，另外有备才能无患嘛。

[–]2orangey4crowsfrom Dublin to Beijing 2 points 2 days ago
Nearly all the sex/cheating happens when I'm drunk.
By the sounds of it if you stopped drinking alcohol you could stop a lot of the problems...
Don't beat yourself up for making some mistakes. As another redditor said, lots of "white guys" go a bit wild in China.
Cut back on the alcohol (surely you can take a month's break from it?) and see what difference that makes. If you can't give it up for a month, you need to seriously consider the possibility that you are indeed an alcoholic.

都柏林-〉北京
“乱性出轨都是我酒醉以后做的”。
听起来好像只要停止喝酒，就能终结许多麻烦...
别因为犯点错就垂头丧气。这个网站上有人还说：许多“白种男”在中国都有点狂放不羁。
减少饮酒（这样保持一个月？），然后看有什么变化。如果一个月也坚持不了，你得想想自己恐怕已经酗酒成瘾了。


[–]makemearedcapeNew Jersey -> Beijing 1 point 2 days ago
wear. Condoms.

新泽西-〉北京
戴套。


[–]honggeMexico ✈ Shanghai 2 points 2 days ago
"Sex addiction? Probably. Alcoholic? I don't think so" . . . I would write it the other way around...Sex addiction, I dont think so....Alcoholic, Probably.

墨西哥-〉上海
“性爱成瘾？有可能。酒鬼？我不认为是”. . .我会这么写...性爱成瘾，我不认为是....酒鬼，有可能。


[–]Empath1999 2 points 2 days ago
You know, I'm not gonna tell you "Don't bang all of those girls" because really go ahead. I'm not gonna tell you "don't drink" and "don't neglect your health", BUT I will tell you this. If you make even one change, at least use condoms to prevent getting an std or them pregnant. Last thing you need to deal with is baby drama or burning balls. Because as much as you hate yourself now, you'll hate yourself even more when it burns everytime you try to take a leak or realize that you got a girl pregnant and aren't around to take care of your own kid.

我不是向你说教“别和女孩们风流”，因为真的就该继续干，我也不会跟你说“别喝酒”“别作践自己”这种话，而我要说的是，如果你要作出调整的话，至少戴套，预防性传播的疾病（Sex Transmitted Disease）和怀孕。最后你得处理好风流债，性病什么的。因为现在你已经很懊恼，以后你每当小便的时候，疼痛发作，或者一想到某个女人暗结珠胎，而不能去照顾自己的小孩，你会更加恨自己了。


[–]spolio 2 points 2 days ago
yeah sounds rough, so where do i apply?

哎呦，好苦逼，去哪里申请签证（我想去）？


[–]scumis -4 points 2 days ago*
dude, you are best suited for my user name "scum is you" (poor english for a different reason).
Get the fuck out of China, stop being a whiny little bitch. NO most people are not shit fuck you and stop trying to post here to get sympathy for you being the shit of expats in China and humanity.
my wife went back to her home town, it is easy as hell to get laid, do i? no, i am having a beer with my dog.
I don't want to give advice or sympathy to shit like you. get out of china and giving us a bad name you fucking slime ball
edit: I also want to add, i am glad you are becoming unhealthy (hopefully fat) and lose your job over your problems, and your girlfriend/s finding out and all dumping you for how much of a worthless shit you are
edit 2: you don't want to wear a condom? look at this
if you still don't want to wear a condom after looking at that, then your dick literally must fall off.
also, one more thing, fuck you

老兄，叫你“人渣”最合适（英文不好，另有原因）。
滚出中国，别像个怨妇叽叽歪歪。谁也不会看得起你，别在这里发帖扮老外人渣博取同情了。
我妻子回老家去了，我出去滚床单太容易，我去了吗？我没干，我和狗待在一块，喝啤酒。
我不想给你这垃圾什么建议或同情。滚出中国，败坏我们的名声，你这该死的虚伪小人。
补充：我还想说的是，很高兴你身体变得不健康（最好是变肥），工作丢了，就万事大吉了，你的女友们知道了真相，都把你甩了，因为你就是一个十足的废物。
补充2 ：你连套都不想戴？瞧瞧这个图：
你看了之后还不想戴套，你的那个必定要完蛋了。还有，最后一句话，文明用语你。

[–]lpfader☆ ✈ wuhan 2 points 1 day ago
At least you got to have a beer with your dog. No one else wants to hang out with you.

-〉武汉
回复楼上：
也就是你的狗陪你喝啤酒。没人想和你玩吧。


[–]scumis -4 points 1 day ago
dude get a life and quit trolling me you fucking loser

回复楼上：
老兄，去做点正经事，别在这里喷我，你个卢瑟。

[–]lpfader☆ ✈ wuhan 1 point 1 day ago
I actually really enjoy mocking you for being pathetic! Thank you for giving me this special feeling of both superiority and self righteousness. Nobody likes you. Not even your own wife. You need to drink alone in Chinafor fuck's sake. Oh man you're your own troll. I'm just an observer.

-〉武汉
我就喜欢含着悲悯的心来嘲弄你！感谢你谅解我的优越感和自以为是。没人喜欢你。你自己的老婆也不喜欢你。你在中国只能一个人喝闷酒吧，真要感谢上苍。哦对了，你是自己在喷自己哦。我只是来看好戏的。


[–]scumis -2 points 17 hours ago
hmm... you win

回楼上：
哼...算你吵赢了


[–]cleansanchez 1 point 8 hours ago
This guy is too angry to not be guilty of this himself or has absolutely no chance, for some reason, to act as OP has. I think most of us are somewhere in between OP or this tight ass, hopefully closer to OP.

回复scumis：
你这个人火气太冲，简直失去理智了，楼主还算有救，你彻底没希望了。我看我们都是介于楼主和你这种一根筋的人之间吧，希望更接近楼主那种才好。


[–]Dimeron 0 points 2 days ago*
As other has said, your foreign/white privilege showed you what kind of douche you really are deep inside. Nothing more needs to be said that hasn't already been posted.
Also just want to add, thanks for reinforcing douchbag loser expat stereotype. /s

有人说过：你们这些外国人/白人的特权阶层，你们其实是败絮其中的草包。
附带多说一句，外国移民素质很差——这种刻板形象又给你补强了，多谢。

[–]ridefastcarvehard 1 point 2 days ago
I'm probably gonna get down voted for this..
Are these women all Chinese/Japanese? Perhaps you should try and cheat on your girlfriend with someone from your own culture. You say you're treating women like objects? (and here is the controversial part) I'm kind of under the impression that chinese men are quite sexist (by anglo-american cultural norms, I can't really speak for other cultures) especially when you see the whole 撒娇, 太太 and the 'no car, no house, no marriage' thing, and so chinese women are used to being treated this way (a very general statement by the way). Also, it's hard to keep your head on straight when there are lots of women always at your finger tips.
Try finding a girl from your own culture, and then perhaps you will change your mind about women, as she will probably not like being treated that way. This is not a radical solution, so it might just work.
Keep drinking - drinking is awesome and you only have one more year until you go back. Unless you're drinking 白酒 or something by the bucket load. A few 青岛's a day won't do you much harm. MODERATION. Get a hobby if you're stuck for things to do (other than hiring prossies)
AND USE A CONDOM - I had a recent scare (results were negative), and I swear I will never not use one again. Keep a helmet on that soldier.
Self control 朋友

我也许该给这个帖子扔鸡蛋...
这些女人都是中国人/日本人吗？不是要风流吗，也许你该和自己文化圈的女性尝试一下。你说把女人当作物件？（这很成问题）。我的印象中，中国的男人极其爱搞性别歧视（这当然是按照盎格鲁美国人的标准来衡量，其它文化怎么看，我真还说不准），尤其是中国描述女人用“撒娇”“太太”这种词汇，“没车没房就别想结婚”什么的，所以中国女人常被看成物质化。那里有一大群女人给你挑，你脑子要保持清醒倒是太难了。
去你自己文化圈里找女孩试试看，改改你对女性的观念，女人不该当成物品对待。这个办法并非极端，应该可以行得通吧。
酒可以继续喝——喝酒的感觉很棒，你在中国还剩下一年多的时间，不喝不现实。白酒之类别喝，度数太高的烈酒别喝。少量青岛啤酒，一天喝点没什么问题。适度就好。去找点爱好，不是指嫖妓的爱好啊。
戴套——我曾经胡搞一回，险呀，检验结果是阴性，之后我发誓绝不再冒险了。好马要好鞍，戴套保平安。
好自为之，朋友。

[–]rycanto 3 points 13 hours ago
And you made Shanghaiist. Congrats?

你的帖子上了Shanghaiist网站。
庆贺一下？


[–]logboy -3 points 1 day ago
You're a piece of shit.
Human garbage.

你就一趴屎。人渣.




译文简介:
我老实讲，我知道问题不在中国，在我。在美国，自我克制和外力约束让我没有胡来。但是在中国，我想做什么就做什么。
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原创翻译：龙腾网
正文翻译:

If I'm honest with myself I know the problem isn't China, it's me. Back in the US I had stability and the threat of repercussions to keep me in check. Here in China I can do whatever I want.
I'm posting this because I hope some of you can relate to it and give me your advice. If you want to just call me an asshole, I understand.
For most of my life I've been a decent guy. A few slip ups here and there, but overall I've treated people well and don't have a lot of badness in me.
Two years ago my employer offered me the chance to live and work in China. My girlfriend couldn't come with me, but we are still together. She's a great girl and wants to marry me when I eventually return home. My work contract will finish next year.
I've always enjoyed a few beers, but back home I would eat well and hit the gym a few times a week, so overall I was a healthy guy. I had a successful career and everything seemed to be going well. Most importantly, I really liked me.
I now fully hate myself. I've turned into a guy who objectifies women, drinks too much alcohol and neglects his health.
I have three girlfriends. One is the great girl back home, one is a Chinese girl, and one is a Japanese girl. I constantly cheat on these women. Part of my job requires me to travel to various factories throughout China. I have girls in all of these cities, and if they aren't around I have sex with prostitutes in the hotels I stay at. I never use condoms unless required to do so. The Japanese girlfriend got pregnant and had to have an abortion. Luckily I have not caught a STI yet but I know it's only a matter of time unless I can get my shit together.
I know my actions are deplorable. I know I should cut back on the drinking, start eating better and join the gym. I know I should probably break up with all the girls (even though it will break their hearts and mine) and definitely should start using condoms, but there is something in me which stops me from doing this.
I don't know what is wrong with me. Sex addiction? Probably. Alcoholic? I don't think so, but I can see I have a problem with alcohol. Nearly all the sex/cheating happens when I'm drunk.
Can any of you relate to any of this?
TL;DR Since I've come to China I'm constantly having sex and relationships with multiple women, drinking too much alcohol, and neglecting my health. Please help me stop doing this.

我老实讲，我知道问题不在中国，在我。在美国，自我克制和外力约束让我没有胡来。但是在中国，我想做什么就做什么。我发帖是因为我希望你们有谁是和我类似，并且给我出出主意，看怎么办好。你们骂我混蛋，我没意见。我一直算是个正经的家伙。偶尔会犯错，可总的来说我待人还不错，本质上俺没啥秉性不端滴。两年前，我的老板给我提供在中国生活工作的机会。女友没能一起去，但我们还保持关系。她人很好，希望我回国后和我结婚。我的工作合同明年到期。我喜欢喝点啤酒，在家乡我吃的很健康，每周去几次健身房，总之我状态一切良好。我的事业有成，一切看起来美满。最关键的是我对自己很满意。我现在彻底恨透了自己。我已经变成个登徒子，酗酒，疏忽自身健康的人了。我交了三个女友。一个是老家的那个美眷，一个是中国女孩，一个是日本妞。我一直骗她们。因工作需要，我经常地点不同的工厂之间转。我在这些城市里都勾搭了女孩，如不是她们陪我，就是我去找妓女在旅馆里偷欢。我从不戴套，除非特别要求。日本女友怀孕了，后来不得不堕胎。我走运，至今还未中彩（译注：委婉语，指性传播疾病，如AIDS）。我知道这是迟早的事，除非悬崖勒马。我清楚这种行为该受唾骂。我知道应该戒酒，注意饮食，去健身房。应该和这些女孩一刀两段（即使伤了她们的心，也让我伤心），绝对应该要戴套，可是不知怎么搞的就是难以把持自己。我不知道自己出了什么毛病。性爱成瘾？有可能。酒鬼？我不认为是，但我明白自己在喝酒方面有问题。差不多全是酒后乱性啊。你们有谁也有类似问题？
本帖简洁版：自打来到中国，我一直和多位女性有染，又喝了太多的酒，忽视健康。请帮帮我，我该怎么办。

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[–]wiseduckling 13 points 2 days ago
If you are sleeping with that many prostitutes it is likely that you have something like HPV. It is not tested for in men and, while being usually harmless in men, it can cause cervical cancer for women. Also don't forget about the incubation period for certain diseases.
You can't sleep with a hooker on monday, get a clean test result on tuesday and sleep with your girlfriend on wednesday without risking giving her something.
Drinking too much doesn't make you an asshole. Sleeping with a lot of women doesn't either. Treating them like shit and risking their health however does make you a prick.
But yes, I have seen a lot of foreigners turn into bigger and bigger assholes since they have arrived.

如果你和很多妓女鬼混，很可能你已经染上例如人类乳突病毒。男性身上不发作，通常也无害，但是能引发女性宫颈癌。同样别忘了疾病有潜伏期。周一和妓女鬼混，周二得到阴性结果，然后周三就和你的女友安心睡觉。你不能这么干。酒喝太多，和大量女人乱搞，都不算傻叉。把她们当玩物，把她们的健康当儿戏，这就是你招人烦的原因。是的，我见过很多外国人，自从来了以后，就变得愈来愈傻叉。

[–]Laspimon 11 points 2 days ago
I'd say you need to put yourself through something rough. I suggest telling your girlfriend back home what you have done, tell her you're sorry and face the consequences. You might learn something about yourself, doing that.
If you don't have the balls to do that, at least break up with her. She deserves better, if she is patiently waiting back home.
Also, you are not helping the image of other white people. I know that Chinese generalizing about us is a problem on their part, but - as they taught us when we were young - when going to a foreign country, you automatically act the ambassador of your country/race. Don't shame it.

我要说的是你需要去做点不太轻松的事。建议回去就和你的女友坦白，告诉她你的歉咎，承担后果。你要从中学到什么，就这么做。如果你不敢做，至少和她分手。她如果那么有耐心在家里等你，她应该去找个更好的。你这样对其它白人的形象也没有好处。我知道中国人如何看我们是他们的事，然而，正如他们教我们认识到的一点就是：当我们年轻的时候来到外国，你就不免成为国家/民族的大使。别在外面丢脸了。

[–]redforevaLos Angeles ✈ Shanghai 19 points 2 days ago*
Well not really, you were always this kind of person, it's just that staying in China allowed you to become this person.
You ever watched Breaking Bad before? Yeah, it's kinda like that.
Cut the relationships (except for the one back home) and industrial grade paint thinner alcohol by the way, well unless you plan to stay in China forever. cue typical english teacher joke

洛杉矶-〉上海
不对吧，你本性就那个样，待在中国，恰好让你恢复了本性。你看过《绝命毒师》没有？对了，有点类似。把你那些关系都断掉（老家的那个除外），再一个，把酒戒了，否则你就作永远留在中国的打算。（这暗合了英文老师的经典笑话？）

[–]lordnikkon⌂ Miami ✈ Beijing 6 points 2 days ago
i agree with this, it is not that you were a nice guy back home and became a prick when you came to china. It is that you were always a prick and coming to china has allowed you to show your true colors. At least now the OP can recognize who he is and try to change himself, here in china you have no one to keep you in check but yourself unlike back home.
Also you are not a unique and beautiful snowflake that you think you are, half the expats in china end up with stories just like yours. Life is short do what you want but at least dont ruin other peoples lives. Pick the girl you like being with and break up with the others. If you still want to fuck around find a chinese girl that will accept her bf fucks around, you would be surprised how many girls will accept this in china. Being a prick is one thing but being a liar and a cheat is much worse, if you want to live the womanizing lifestyle then get rid of the girlfriends or come clean about what your are doing

迈阿密-〉北京
回复楼上：我同意你的看法，在家就是好蛋，来中国就变坏蛋，这种说法不对。在于你自己总之一直就是个**，来中国使你暴露了真面目。但至少楼主还没有迷失自己，在尝试自我改变，不像在老家，在中国除了你自己无人能约束你。
你的情况并非独有，不是你想象的那样“奇葩”，在中国，半数的外国侨民最后都和你目前的下场一个样。人生短暂，想做什么就去做，可是不能破坏别人的生活。选个真心喜欢的，其余的都一刀两断。要是想找个不介意男友花心乱搞的中国女孩，你会发现中国这种女生的数量，其结果会出乎意料的。当个**也就罢了，扯谎，外遇，更是下作，如果你想过一种风流鬼式的生活，那就把女友都给甩了，要么把你正在做的破事给了结掉。

[–]Uberche⌂ Vancouver ✈ Beijing 3 points 2 days ago
Every white guy in China has the option to do this. You have two choices, exercise restraint or if you can't, go home. If you stay and don't exercise restraint you'll end up witha disease and no girl. Make your choice.

温哥华-〉北京
每个在华的白人男都有选择题可做。你有两种选择，学着管束自己，否则回老家。如果你继续下去，不加把持，最后就是得病，什么女人你也得不到。自己选。

[–]MakingMoves_ 1 point 1 day ago
I said no to a smoking Chinese girl who was all up on me trying and trying to kiss me while I was dog-shit wasted to practice my self-restraint. It got easier practicing restraint in any life situation after that one... self-discipline is a muscle...you have to work it out and don't tell me you don't have it in you.

回复楼上：实行自我克制简直是白费，对诱人的、天天缠着要向你献吻的中国女孩，我说：ＮＯ。你拒绝她以后再行锻炼自己的克制力就容易了... 自我约束如同需要锻炼的肌肉... 别告诉我，你连这点能耐也没有。

[–]redforevaLos Angeles ✈ Shanghai 1 point 1 day ago
Exactly, i've had the same situation happen to me, well she was smoking hot instead though.

洛杉矶-〉上海
回复楼上：给你说中了，我曾碰到同样的情况，她倒是长得性感之极。

[–]iwazaruu 7 points 2 days ago
The only thing stopping you is your lack of willpower.

唯一能使终结这一切的，就是你缺乏的意志力。

[–]manwithoutaguitar 4 points 2 days ago
Nope, I can't relate, I'm sorry. Back home I didn't know what to do with my life. I graduated from a good uni but it made me into an incredible lazy person. Everything was so easy, I didn't know what to do with my free time, played to much computer games. I went to China, saw how the Chinese studied and now I'm an absolute addict. Not to sex like you, but to studying Chinese. I'm a freak. I can study for 12 hours straight before I realize I didn't eat yet. I don't go clubbing as I don't like the girls over there and hardly have any money to do so anyway.

我没有你的这些问题，不好意思。回老家我也不知道该干些什么。我毕业于一所还不错的大学，可是这让我变得很随意懒散。什么事情都进行得太容易，闲的时候无所事事不知该做什么，玩了太多电脑游戏。我去中国看中国人是怎么学习的，现在绝对已经入迷了。不是像你那样搞床上运动，而是学中文。我是个狂人。能一连12个小时不停学习，都忘了自己还没吃饭。我不参加酒吧聚会，同样我不喜欢那里的女生，要鬼混的话，手头也缺钱。

[–]wiseduckling 3 points 2 days ago
Well if you study Chinese for 12 hours straight I think you much more of a unique foreigner than OP hehe. Props to you though, I wish I could. I can't study for more than an hour or two straight :(

回复楼上：你连续12小时的学中文啊，我认为你比楼主还要更奇特，嘿嘿。俺挺你，我希望我也能。我连一两个小时都坚持不下去。 :(

[–]poo_jin_towel 5 points 2 days ago
I've experienced this. Used to live in a small town with an expat bar where there wasn't much else to do but drink and socialize in the bar. I'd left a girlfriend to come to China, and had had two great relationships with Chinese women, the first ended as she wanted me to get her pregnant and started exhibiting symptoms of crazy. The other died suddenly. I ended up just getting hammered very night and banging any local girl that showed interest, they were numerous.. Some wanted more from me which I feel bad about to this day. Fortunately I had the good sense to get the fuck out of there.. But I don't really know how it came to be that bad.. Loneliness? Sure. Depression? No idea. Alcoholism? Probably.. But damn, man.. Even though I'm still a drinker, I can trace every single fuck up in my life back to booze. Don't really know what to say to you.. But drink less.. Make some friends.. Do some stuff which doesn't involve fucking and drinking.. Guess you're just lonely.

我有类似的个人体会。曾在一个小镇里住过，镇上有个外侨酒吧，除了喝酒与聚会社交，没别的事可干。我把女友丢在老家来到中国，与两个中国女人有过两段很好的感情，第一个女人要我和她一起生个孩子，她出现了不可理喻的苗头，所以和她吹了。另外一个突然就死了。那个晚上，我最终被这消息当头一击，此后排斥任何对我有意的当地女人，这些人数量太多了..最近某些人对我要求更过分，让我难受。好在我明智地从中挣脱了出来..然而我真的不知事情是如何变得如此糟糕的..因为孤独寂寞？是的。抑郁？不靠谱。酗酒？有可能.. 妈的该死，老兄.. 就我这么个酒鬼，我都还能把自己的放浪形骸都归因于酒精。真不知道对你说什么好了..少喝点吧..去交几个朋友..干些别的事情，醇酒妇人除外.. 我猜你只不过是太孤单了。

[–]2orangey4crowsfrom Dublin to Beijing 3 points 2 days ago
I think this is good advice.
I had a period in my life in China where I was a bit lonely. It definitely led to more drinking, and like poo_jin_towel, nearly every fuck up in my life can be traced back to booze too.
You could try doing some volunteer work to help you feel better about yourself. And of course cut back on the booze...

都柏林-〉北京
回复楼上：
我认为这个建议很好。
我在中国待过一段时间，期间我有点孤单感。因此绝对是要多喝点酒的，像@poo_jin_towel（这名字够猥琐的）说的那样，自己的每件破事都可以找到酒精作祟的影子。
你可以尝试着做些志愿工作，有助于改善你自己的情况。当然必须戒酒...

[–]Hopfrogg 2 points 2 days ago
Don't listen to all the "don't beat yourself up".... "it's ok, lots of people go through this phase"... it's a cop out. Also don't listen to the other extreme of people telling you what a scumbag you are who should go fuck himself. Some of those people have shown themselves as scum in different form.
Guess what, you're not the first douchebag to realize, wow, I'm a real douchebag that needs to change his ways! You are experiencing ego death and reaching a maturation level that is allowing you to break through all the psychological defenses that have justified your actions in the past. It's probably going to be a painful time and you're not going to be feeling good about yourself, but you are on your way to becoming a better human being. Just because you have behaved atrociously in the past doesn't make you forever a scumbag, if that were the case then this planet would be 100% full on populated with scumbags. We've all regretted past behaviors, and you have two choices. See it in yourself and improve.... or ignore it, justify it, and continue being a douchbag.
Addressing the problem and having the courage to see yourself in this light is the first step and it is a good sign for you. I hope you do change and become a decent human being. That's the beauty of life, it's about evolving. It's only partly about who you were, it's mostly about who you are.

“别为难自己”....“没事，很多人都要经历这个阶段”别信这类鬼话。这是逃避的态度。另外，一些偏激之人说：你是个小人，滚一边玩去；你同样不要理睬。那些人只能表明他们是另一类型的小人。不知道吧，头一个自认废材的不是你哦，我就是，我需要洗心革面！你正在经历自尊心的涅盘过程，进入人生的成熟境界，破除所有为你开托过往行为的心理藩篱。可能会痛苦一段时间，对自己感觉不满意，可是你正处于变好的进程中。过去的可怕行为是过去，不意味你永远就是个小人，否则这个世界百分之百的人口都是废材了。我们都后悔过，你呢，有两种选择。是改进，还是漠然以对、自我开解、继续做个废材，就看你自己咯。就此着手处理问题，拿出勇气认识自己，这是第一步，也是一个向好的标志。我希望你做出改变，成为正派的人。人生的美好在于升华。过去的你不是全部，重要的是现在的你。

[–]scumis -3 points 2 days ago
shut up douchebag, before you change... don't give advice you haven't taken yourself.

回复楼上：
住口，废材，你自己改好以前，不要给别人提自己都没搞定的建议。

[–]Hopfrogg 2 points 2 days ago
Did I hit a nerve? Take a cue from OP here and see yourself for what you are. Anyone who hates as much you do, clearly hates himself. I hold out hope for OP, you however are clearly fucking hopeless.

回复楼上：
我撞到个神经病吗？看看楼主的帖子，学着点，明白你自己是谁。像你这样恨恨然的心态，显然也是个自我憎恨的人。我对楼主还保有希望，而你呢，简直无可救药了。

[–]scumis -1 points 2 days ago
go get em tiger

回复楼上：
冲啊，勇士

[–]TaikongXiongmaoChicago ✈ Guangzhou 8 points 2 days ago
Holy shit. You have some serious issues dude. /r/China is not the place for you, maybe /r/relationships or/r/depression.

芝加哥-〉广州
额滴神呐。老兄你的问题严重了。/r/China不合适你的帖子，/r/relationshiop /r/depression两个讨论栏也许靠谱。

[–]latermuse 7 points 2 days ago
This post is a failed satire of the state of foreigners in China.

这个帖子是有关在华外国人现状的一个不好笑的滑稽小品。

[–]xuanxuan 6 points 2 days ago
It's Bitter Expat Girl undercover!

回复楼上：
是外籍苦逼女孩的密谋！

[–]nojusticenpeace 2 points 2 days ago
it's a repeat from a year ago or so

回复latermuse：
这帖子是大约一年前的老话题了。

[–]babamcrib 3 points 2 days ago
You have the will to be better, that is half the battle. The other half is manning the fuck up and cutting the shit out.
"A man is not truly free if he cannot control himself."

你有意愿想变好，就成功一半啦。剩下一半，清理烂摊子，当断则断。
“没有自控力的人不是真正自由的人。”


[–]OOPC 4 points 2 days ago
Keep living the dream brother!

继续做梦吧，老兄。


[–]TeaDrinkerToo 5 points 2 days ago
I dunno, you sound like a typical white man in China to me.

我看，你像是待在中国的那种典型白人男。


[–]JesusVonChristKTW ✈ NKG 4 points 2 days ago
I'd say typical white man uses rubber.

回复楼上：
典型的白人男性一般会戴套的。


[–]TeaDrinkerToo 1 point 2 days agoOh they do? ok.

回复@JesusVonChrist：
啊，是吗？知道了。


[–]wiseduckling 2 points 2 days ago
I really do hope they do. I don't know about Beijing or Shanghai but in smaller cities it does seem like you often see the same girls chasing after foreigners. Couple that with the number of prostitutes that foreigners see here and it's a recipe for disaster.

回复楼上：
我真地希望他们都戴套。不知北京上海的情况如何，在小城市，好像都是女的在追求外国人。再加之大量的妓女，这一点外国人都知道，这是灾祸孳生的土壤。


[–]redforevaLos Angeles ✈ Shanghai 1 point 2 days ago
Rubber is scarce for the white man in the middle kingdom.

洛杉矶-〉上海
回复楼上：
白种男人用的橡胶套，中央帝国缺货。


[–]JesusVonChristKTW ✈ NKG 3 points 2 days ago
Of course, every foreigner is hung like a moose.

回复楼上：
是呀，每个外国人挂着象驼鹿那种吊。


[–]OrangeRiver 1 point 2 days ago
Watsons tends to stock all sizes. The only white men who don't have rubber are the ones who can't find a Watsons and establish a strategic reserve of condoms.

回复redforeva：
Watsons品牌的尺码很全。无套可用的，基本都是没找到Watsons的主，另外有备才能无患嘛。

[–]2orangey4crowsfrom Dublin to Beijing 2 points 2 days ago
Nearly all the sex/cheating happens when I'm drunk.
By the sounds of it if you stopped drinking alcohol you could stop a lot of the problems...
Don't beat yourself up for making some mistakes. As another redditor said, lots of "white guys" go a bit wild in China.
Cut back on the alcohol (surely you can take a month's break from it?) and see what difference that makes. If you can't give it up for a month, you need to seriously consider the possibility that you are indeed an alcoholic.

都柏林-〉北京
“乱性出轨都是我酒醉以后做的”。
听起来好像只要停止喝酒，就能终结许多麻烦...
别因为犯点错就垂头丧气。这个网站上有人还说：许多“白种男”在中国都有点狂放不羁。
减少饮酒（这样保持一个月？），然后看有什么变化。如果一个月也坚持不了，你得想想自己恐怕已经酗酒成瘾了。


[–]makemearedcapeNew Jersey -> Beijing 1 point 2 days ago
wear. Condoms.

新泽西-〉北京
戴套。


[–]honggeMexico ✈ Shanghai 2 points 2 days ago
"Sex addiction? Probably. Alcoholic? I don't think so" . . . I would write it the other way around...Sex addiction, I dont think so....Alcoholic, Probably.

墨西哥-〉上海
“性爱成瘾？有可能。酒鬼？我不认为是”. . .我会这么写...性爱成瘾，我不认为是....酒鬼，有可能。


[–]Empath1999 2 points 2 days ago
You know, I'm not gonna tell you "Don't bang all of those girls" because really go ahead. I'm not gonna tell you "don't drink" and "don't neglect your health", BUT I will tell you this. If you make even one change, at least use condoms to prevent getting an std or them pregnant. Last thing you need to deal with is baby drama or burning balls. Because as much as you hate yourself now, you'll hate yourself even more when it burns everytime you try to take a leak or realize that you got a girl pregnant and aren't around to take care of your own kid.

我不是向你说教“别和女孩们风流”，因为真的就该继续干，我也不会跟你说“别喝酒”“别作践自己”这种话，而我要说的是，如果你要作出调整的话，至少戴套，预防性传播的疾病（Sex Transmitted Disease）和怀孕。最后你得处理好风流债，性病什么的。因为现在你已经很懊恼，以后你每当小便的时候，疼痛发作，或者一想到某个女人暗结珠胎，而不能去照顾自己的小孩，你会更加恨自己了。


[–]spolio 2 points 2 days ago
yeah sounds rough, so where do i apply?

哎呦，好苦逼，去哪里申请签证（我想去）？


[–]scumis -4 points 2 days ago*
dude, you are best suited for my user name "scum is you" (poor english for a different reason).
Get the fuck out of China, stop being a whiny little bitch. NO most people are not shit fuck you and stop trying to post here to get sympathy for you being the shit of expats in China and humanity.
my wife went back to her home town, it is easy as hell to get laid, do i? no, i am having a beer with my dog.
I don't want to give advice or sympathy to shit like you. get out of china and giving us a bad name you fucking slime ball
edit: I also want to add, i am glad you are becoming unhealthy (hopefully fat) and lose your job over your problems, and your girlfriend/s finding out and all dumping you for how much of a worthless shit you are
edit 2: you don't want to wear a condom? look at this
if you still don't want to wear a condom after looking at that, then your dick literally must fall off.
also, one more thing, fuck you

老兄，叫你“人渣”最合适（英文不好，另有原因）。
滚出中国，别像个怨妇叽叽歪歪。谁也不会看得起你，别在这里发帖扮老外人渣博取同情了。
我妻子回老家去了，我出去滚床单太容易，我去了吗？我没干，我和狗待在一块，喝啤酒。
我不想给你这垃圾什么建议或同情。滚出中国，败坏我们的名声，你这该死的虚伪小人。
补充：我还想说的是，很高兴你身体变得不健康（最好是变肥），工作丢了，就万事大吉了，你的女友们知道了真相，都把你甩了，因为你就是一个十足的废物。
补充2 ：你连套都不想戴？瞧瞧这个图：
你看了之后还不想戴套，你的那个必定要完蛋了。还有，最后一句话，文明用语你。

[–]lpfader☆ ✈ wuhan 2 points 1 day ago
At least you got to have a beer with your dog. No one else wants to hang out with you.

-〉武汉
回复楼上：
也就是你的狗陪你喝啤酒。没人想和你玩吧。


[–]scumis -4 points 1 day ago
dude get a life and quit trolling me you fucking loser

回复楼上：
老兄，去做点正经事，别在这里喷我，你个卢瑟。

[–]lpfader☆ ✈ wuhan 1 point 1 day ago
I actually really enjoy mocking you for being pathetic! Thank you for giving me this special feeling of both superiority and self righteousness. Nobody likes you. Not even your own wife. You need to drink alone in Chinafor fuck's sake. Oh man you're your own troll. I'm just an observer.

-〉武汉
我就喜欢含着悲悯的心来嘲弄你！感谢你谅解我的优越感和自以为是。没人喜欢你。你自己的老婆也不喜欢你。你在中国只能一个人喝闷酒吧，真要感谢上苍。哦对了，你是自己在喷自己哦。我只是来看好戏的。


[–]scumis -2 points 17 hours ago
hmm... you win

回楼上：
哼...算你吵赢了


[–]cleansanchez 1 point 8 hours ago
This guy is too angry to not be guilty of this himself or has absolutely no chance, for some reason, to act as OP has. I think most of us are somewhere in between OP or this tight ass, hopefully closer to OP.

回复scumis：
你这个人火气太冲，简直失去理智了，楼主还算有救，你彻底没希望了。我看我们都是介于楼主和你这种一根筋的人之间吧，希望更接近楼主那种才好。


[–]Dimeron 0 points 2 days ago*
As other has said, your foreign/white privilege showed you what kind of douche you really are deep inside. Nothing more needs to be said that hasn't already been posted.
Also just want to add, thanks for reinforcing douchbag loser expat stereotype. /s

有人说过：你们这些外国人/白人的特权阶层，你们其实是败絮其中的草包。
附带多说一句，外国移民素质很差——这种刻板形象又给你补强了，多谢。

[–]ridefastcarvehard 1 point 2 days ago
I'm probably gonna get down voted for this..
Are these women all Chinese/Japanese? Perhaps you should try and cheat on your girlfriend with someone from your own culture. You say you're treating women like objects? (and here is the controversial part) I'm kind of under the impression that chinese men are quite sexist (by anglo-american cultural norms, I can't really speak for other cultures) especially when you see the whole 撒娇, 太太 and the 'no car, no house, no marriage' thing, and so chinese women are used to being treated this way (a very general statement by the way). Also, it's hard to keep your head on straight when there are lots of women always at your finger tips.
Try finding a girl from your own culture, and then perhaps you will change your mind about women, as she will probably not like being treated that way. This is not a radical solution, so it might just work.
Keep drinking - drinking is awesome and you only have one more year until you go back. Unless you're drinking 白酒 or something by the bucket load. A few 青岛's a day won't do you much harm. MODERATION. Get a hobby if you're stuck for things to do (other than hiring prossies)
AND USE A CONDOM - I had a recent scare (results were negative), and I swear I will never not use one again. Keep a helmet on that soldier.
Self control 朋友

我也许该给这个帖子扔鸡蛋...
这些女人都是中国人/日本人吗？不是要风流吗，也许你该和自己文化圈的女性尝试一下。你说把女人当作物件？（这很成问题）。我的印象中，中国的男人极其爱搞性别歧视（这当然是按照盎格鲁美国人的标准来衡量，其它文化怎么看，我真还说不准），尤其是中国描述女人用“撒娇”“太太”这种词汇，“没车没房就别想结婚”什么的，所以中国女人常被看成物质化。那里有一大群女人给你挑，你脑子要保持清醒倒是太难了。
去你自己文化圈里找女孩试试看，改改你对女性的观念，女人不该当成物品对待。这个办法并非极端，应该可以行得通吧。
酒可以继续喝——喝酒的感觉很棒，你在中国还剩下一年多的时间，不喝不现实。白酒之类别喝，度数太高的烈酒别喝。少量青岛啤酒，一天喝点没什么问题。适度就好。去找点爱好，不是指嫖妓的爱好啊。
戴套——我曾经胡搞一回，险呀，检验结果是阴性，之后我发誓绝不再冒险了。好马要好鞍，戴套保平安。
好自为之，朋友。

[–]rycanto 3 points 13 hours ago
And you made Shanghaiist. Congrats?

你的帖子上了Shanghaiist网站。
庆贺一下？


[–]logboy -3 points 1 day ago
You're a piece of shit.
Human garbage.

你就一趴屎。人渣.