ZT龙腾 MD淫民评价伦敦奥运会开幕式

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The Olympic flame ended its 12,800-mile journey in surprising fashion early Saturday morning in London when seven youngsters lit the Olympic cauldron in front of 80,000 spectators at the Opening Ceremony in Olympic Stadium.
After being passed the torch by Olympic legend Steve Redgrave, the seven young athletes received flames from seven legends of the Games and simultaneously lit 200 miniature torches that rose together to form a breathtaking cauldron in the center of the stadium.

奥运圣火在经过了12800英里的传递后于周日抵达伦敦，最终送到了7位青年手里。在奥运会场里，这几位年轻人当着8万观众的面将主火炬点燃。

从史蒂夫·雷德格雷夫手中结果火炬后，7名青年分别接受了英国体坛7位传奇老将的火炬，并点燃了200片小型铜花瓣火炬。这些花瓣最终聚拢，在会场中央组合成了奥运会圣火。

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This whole doctors segment is about Government Healthcare. I'm in disbelief.
医生那部分全都是讲政府医保的。告诉我这不是真的。

If they really wanted to impress, they should have had that stuffy Queen blow fire out of her #$%$ to light the Olympic flame.
这么想让人印象深刻，怎么不让女王用菊花点火啊。

What the F(ck kind of ceremonies is THIS?????????????????
尼玛这是什么玩意这也叫开幕式？？？

OFF TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY is more than this crappppppppp
与其看这种金坷垃一样的表演，我还不如打使命召唤去呢

Complete bore. Ended with me watching through my eye lids.
太特么无聊了。我最后撑不住睡过去了。

Totally wrong kind of production for this giant venue.........confused, dull, depressing concept...............Stinko............
这么大个会场…就搞出这么个开幕式…灰暗、压抑、混乱、无趣、乱七八糟…

Although the Industrial Revolution was really nice, the movie/books included in the ceremony was rediculous. The 007 entrance, Harry Potter, etc... What were they thinking? Harry Potter!? Really!?? Does England not have a rich enough history to take anything but the Industrial Revolution? They have to rely on movies and books? They aren't even classic books.
虽然工业革命是个好题材，但是在开幕式上放电影和念书也太卧槽了吧。什么007、哈利波特…他们脑子里想什么呐？！连哈利波特都整上了？不是真的吧？英国人不是历史悠久么，怎么就死抓着工革不放？就准备靠电影书籍啥的凑完开幕式？可这些连名著也算不上啊。

Americans have you seen the entire ceremony or are you watching it on NBC? Obviously most of you are watching the delayed telecast, being so judgemental with things before seeing everything. The opening ceremony is awesome, it emphasizes on kids, youth and the future generations. That I think is a class act. Much more responsible than the flashy Chinese. BTW, most of the structures they used are now unattended.
你们美国人能别看都没看就发表评论吗。你们其实都在等着看转播吧，怎么能在没看之前就下论断呢？这个开幕式很好，强调了孩子、年轻人和下一代等主题，我认为是一场精彩的演出。这要比中国人那浮华俗气的演出负责任多了。顺便说一句，中国人为奥运建的那些场馆，现在多半都废弃了哟。

This is the WORST Ceremony EVER!!!!!!!!!!! No pride, positive, uplifting spirit that should have represented. Only depressing industrial revolution and of ALL THINGS WOMEN'S suffrage?? You gotta be Fing kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
楼上这是史上最烂的一届开幕式好吧！！！！没有民族自豪感，没有积极向上的劲头，光展示了一番工业革命…还有掰扯了半天什么女权运动……这tm太坑爹了！！！！啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！

DISGUSTING waste of precious television air time !
太恶心了，白白占用了电视资源！

I call that BORING and OVERHYPE tripe. London sucks.
I can still recall the matrix run on the roof of the stadium at the last Olympic.
Now thats what I call COOL!!!!
太无聊了，宣传的各种好，实际一看跟翔似的。伦敦这回丢脸了吧。
想想上届奥运会点火时，那个绕着会场顶部飞奔一周的镜头......我到现在都还忘不了啊。
这才是碉堡的开幕式好吧！！！

2012 London Olympic Opening Ceremony = PBS History Recreation Special.

That was ugly, boring and really sucked.
2012伦敦奥运开幕式=美国广播公司历史遐想特别篇

简而言之——恶心、无聊、渣渣。

china's opening wasn't creepy it was down right scary. now we know of a country who really could take over the world just using human computer bits. Its all cool now , just wait for the madman who will arise sooner than later…….
居然有人说北京奥运开幕式不咋地？人家明明都快把观众吓尿了好吧。这下咱们可知道谁才是要接管世界的国家——人家的表演几乎没用机械设备，都是真人表演啊——咱们就等着那个疯子来接管世界的那一天吧…

What in the heck was that? I thought I was watching Oliver!, Les Miserables (wrong country), and was the health care debate necessary? Please bring back the Beijing Opening Ceremony. Yikes!
我了个去这是嘛？我还以为我在看雾都孤儿、悲惨世界！（穿越了…）还有那个医保有必要费那么多话么？我真想回到北京奥运会开幕式啊，啊啊啊！

Did the Brits start rap?
Looks like the olympics was held in soweto.
I was half expecting the black bunga bunga
这些英国佬还唱rap啦？
感觉奥运会像是在索韦托办的（译者：索韦托是南非贫苦黑人聚居的地方，世界上最大的黑人镇）
我都有点期待他们学土著说“bunga bunga”了

am i the only one that didn't watch the ceremony, nor care about the ceremonies?
只有我一个人既没看开幕式，也不感兴趣的吗？

wow, Beijing was 1 billion times better.
我靠，北京比这好上10亿倍吧。

horrible ceremony but it is off the charts on the unintentional comedy scale
真是糟糕的开幕式，但从某种意义上来说搞笑度倒是爆表了呢。

I thought England was a foundation of Western civilization and this pop culture mess was the best they could come up with? No wonder we will all be speaking Mandarin some day....
我以前一直以为英格兰是西方文明的重镇之一，而且最擅长搞流行文化…看来我错了…我现在确信总有一天我们都得说中国普通话了。。。

Too many spearchuckers for me. When did London turn into Harlem?
黑鬼怎么这么多，难道伦敦迁到哈林区去了？（译者：哈林区是美国纽约市曼哈顿的黑人住宅区，过去是20世纪美国黑人文化与商业中心，但也同样是犯罪与贫困的主要中心）

Too many whities for me. When did London turn into London?
Gnoman you are a complete #$%$
我感觉白人才有点多吧，伦敦什么变成London了？
楼上你有病吧？

What the f...?...I was waiting for the Olympic opening ceremony...
Instead, my flat screen went on an acid trip....What a bunch of crap....
尼玛这是什么啊….我等的可是奥运开幕式啊…
结果就看了半天大屏幕，还有那个不知所谓的游行…这也太屎了…

Absolutely terrible !! Mr. Bean blows snot, then cheats in Chariots of Fire, then a bunch of kids and a rapper, holy crapp this is bad.
太烂了吧！先是憨豆先生擤鼻涕这么恶俗的桥段，然后他又混到了火之战车里头，接着又是一帮熊孩子和说唱歌手……天啊能再恶心点么。

There needs to be lots of fireworks.....flash mobs singing call me maybe, rap or that Justin Beiber #$%$ for Americans to like this. They have no interest in other cultures (or even their own) so this is boring to them. If snookie were there they would love it. urgh.
应该再来点烟花什么的…再找几个非主流，让他们唱《call me maybe》和rap，再让贾丝婷碧波儿友情客串以迎合美国人口味。至于别人的文化（甚至于英国本土的），英国人向来不搭理，也就不用费心了。这样一改，杀马特们不就能看上眼了么。唉。

The director/producers must think their audience is REALLY stupid - I don't know, maybe they are!! Man, this is BAD.
导演还是制作人是把观众当傻子了吧？！我猜八九不离十就是这样！我告诉你，不带这么坑爹的。

I was expecting more from the people who started the industrial revolution, made good music and wrote good books, but the olympic opening ceremony was the worst. It was flat,boring and the choreography was old. Beijing was the best so far.
不论是工业革命开创者、畅销书作家，还是著名歌手…我都不讨厌。但是这个开幕式绝对是史上最烂。无聊乏味，编舞老土。迄今为止还是北京开幕式最棒。

No wow factore for me on this ceremony.. I also cant believe when they said that the people who worked for free on the ceremony had to pay for the botle of water to drink in full price!!!
这开幕式有亮点么…我现在还不敢相信：据说在现场的志愿者就连买瓶水都要要付全额价钱，连打折都没有！

Worst Opening ever..total failure...
史上最烂开幕式…彻头彻尾的失败……

http://www.ltaaa.com/wtfy/5170.html正文翻译
The Olympic flame ended its 12,800-mile journey in surprising fashion early Saturday morning in London when seven youngsters lit the Olympic cauldron in front of 80,000 spectators at the Opening Ceremony in Olympic Stadium.
After being passed the torch by Olympic legend Steve Redgrave, the seven young athletes received flames from seven legends of the Games and simultaneously lit 200 miniature torches that rose together to form a breathtaking cauldron in the center of the stadium.

奥运圣火在经过了12800英里的传递后于周日抵达伦敦，最终送到了7位青年手里。在奥运会场里，这几位年轻人当着8万观众的面将主火炬点燃。

从史蒂夫·雷德格雷夫手中结果火炬后，7名青年分别接受了英国体坛7位传奇老将的火炬，并点燃了200片小型铜花瓣火炬。这些花瓣最终聚拢，在会场中央组合成了奥运会圣火。

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评论翻译
This whole doctors segment is about Government Healthcare. I'm in disbelief.
医生那部分全都是讲政府医保的。告诉我这不是真的。

If they really wanted to impress, they should have had that stuffy Queen blow fire out of her #$%$ to light the Olympic flame.
这么想让人印象深刻，怎么不让女王用菊花点火啊。

What the F(ck kind of ceremonies is THIS?????????????????
尼玛这是什么玩意这也叫开幕式？？？

OFF TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY is more than this crappppppppp
与其看这种金坷垃一样的表演，我还不如打使命召唤去呢

Complete bore. Ended with me watching through my eye lids.
太特么无聊了。我最后撑不住睡过去了。

Totally wrong kind of production for this giant venue.........confused, dull, depressing concept...............Stinko............
这么大个会场…就搞出这么个开幕式…灰暗、压抑、混乱、无趣、乱七八糟…

Although the Industrial Revolution was really nice, the movie/books included in the ceremony was rediculous. The 007 entrance, Harry Potter, etc... What were they thinking? Harry Potter!? Really!?? Does England not have a rich enough history to take anything but the Industrial Revolution? They have to rely on movies and books? They aren't even classic books.
虽然工业革命是个好题材，但是在开幕式上放电影和念书也太卧槽了吧。什么007、哈利波特…他们脑子里想什么呐？！连哈利波特都整上了？不是真的吧？英国人不是历史悠久么，怎么就死抓着工革不放？就准备靠电影书籍啥的凑完开幕式？可这些连名著也算不上啊。

Americans have you seen the entire ceremony or are you watching it on NBC? Obviously most of you are watching the delayed telecast, being so judgemental with things before seeing everything. The opening ceremony is awesome, it emphasizes on kids, youth and the future generations. That I think is a class act. Much more responsible than the flashy Chinese. BTW, most of the structures they used are now unattended.
你们美国人能别看都没看就发表评论吗。你们其实都在等着看转播吧，怎么能在没看之前就下论断呢？这个开幕式很好，强调了孩子、年轻人和下一代等主题，我认为是一场精彩的演出。这要比中国人那浮华俗气的演出负责任多了。顺便说一句，中国人为奥运建的那些场馆，现在多半都废弃了哟。

This is the WORST Ceremony EVER!!!!!!!!!!! No pride, positive, uplifting spirit that should have represented. Only depressing industrial revolution and of ALL THINGS WOMEN'S suffrage?? You gotta be Fing kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
楼上这是史上最烂的一届开幕式好吧！！！！没有民族自豪感，没有积极向上的劲头，光展示了一番工业革命…还有掰扯了半天什么女权运动……这tm太坑爹了！！！！啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！

DISGUSTING waste of precious television air time !
太恶心了，白白占用了电视资源！

I call that BORING and OVERHYPE tripe. London sucks.
I can still recall the matrix run on the roof of the stadium at the last Olympic.
Now thats what I call COOL!!!!
太无聊了，宣传的各种好，实际一看跟翔似的。伦敦这回丢脸了吧。
想想上届奥运会点火时，那个绕着会场顶部飞奔一周的镜头......我到现在都还忘不了啊。
这才是碉堡的开幕式好吧！！！

2012 London Olympic Opening Ceremony = PBS History Recreation Special.

That was ugly, boring and really sucked.
2012伦敦奥运开幕式=美国广播公司历史遐想特别篇

简而言之——恶心、无聊、渣渣。

china's opening wasn't creepy it was down right scary. now we know of a country who really could take over the world just using human computer bits. Its all cool now , just wait for the madman who will arise sooner than later…….
居然有人说北京奥运开幕式不咋地？人家明明都快把观众吓尿了好吧。这下咱们可知道谁才是要接管世界的国家——人家的表演几乎没用机械设备，都是真人表演啊——咱们就等着那个疯子来接管世界的那一天吧…

What in the heck was that? I thought I was watching Oliver!, Les Miserables (wrong country), and was the health care debate necessary? Please bring back the Beijing Opening Ceremony. Yikes!
我了个去这是嘛？我还以为我在看雾都孤儿、悲惨世界！（穿越了…）还有那个医保有必要费那么多话么？我真想回到北京奥运会开幕式啊，啊啊啊！

Did the Brits start rap?
Looks like the olympics was held in soweto.
I was half expecting the black bunga bunga
这些英国佬还唱rap啦？
感觉奥运会像是在索韦托办的（译者：索韦托是南非贫苦黑人聚居的地方，世界上最大的黑人镇）
我都有点期待他们学土著说“bunga bunga”了

am i the only one that didn't watch the ceremony, nor care about the ceremonies?
只有我一个人既没看开幕式，也不感兴趣的吗？

wow, Beijing was 1 billion times better.
我靠，北京比这好上10亿倍吧。

horrible ceremony but it is off the charts on the unintentional comedy scale
真是糟糕的开幕式，但从某种意义上来说搞笑度倒是爆表了呢。

I thought England was a foundation of Western civilization and this pop culture mess was the best they could come up with? No wonder we will all be speaking Mandarin some day....
我以前一直以为英格兰是西方文明的重镇之一，而且最擅长搞流行文化…看来我错了…我现在确信总有一天我们都得说中国普通话了。。。

Too many spearchuckers for me. When did London turn into Harlem?
黑鬼怎么这么多，难道伦敦迁到哈林区去了？（译者：哈林区是美国纽约市曼哈顿的黑人住宅区，过去是20世纪美国黑人文化与商业中心，但也同样是犯罪与贫困的主要中心）

Too many whities for me. When did London turn into London?
Gnoman you are a complete #$%$
我感觉白人才有点多吧，伦敦什么变成London了？
楼上你有病吧？

What the f...?...I was waiting for the Olympic opening ceremony...
Instead, my flat screen went on an acid trip....What a bunch of crap....
尼玛这是什么啊….我等的可是奥运开幕式啊…
结果就看了半天大屏幕，还有那个不知所谓的游行…这也太屎了…

Absolutely terrible !! Mr. Bean blows snot, then cheats in Chariots of Fire, then a bunch of kids and a rapper, holy crapp this is bad.
太烂了吧！先是憨豆先生擤鼻涕这么恶俗的桥段，然后他又混到了火之战车里头，接着又是一帮熊孩子和说唱歌手……天啊能再恶心点么。

There needs to be lots of fireworks.....flash mobs singing call me maybe, rap or that Justin Beiber #$%$ for Americans to like this. They have no interest in other cultures (or even their own) so this is boring to them. If snookie were there they would love it. urgh.
应该再来点烟花什么的…再找几个非主流，让他们唱《call me maybe》和rap，再让贾丝婷碧波儿友情客串以迎合美国人口味。至于别人的文化（甚至于英国本土的），英国人向来不搭理，也就不用费心了。这样一改，杀马特们不就能看上眼了么。唉。

The director/producers must think their audience is REALLY stupid - I don't know, maybe they are!! Man, this is BAD.
导演还是制作人是把观众当傻子了吧？！我猜八九不离十就是这样！我告诉你，不带这么坑爹的。

I was expecting more from the people who started the industrial revolution, made good music and wrote good books, but the olympic opening ceremony was the worst. It was flat,boring and the choreography was old. Beijing was the best so far.
不论是工业革命开创者、畅销书作家，还是著名歌手…我都不讨厌。但是这个开幕式绝对是史上最烂。无聊乏味，编舞老土。迄今为止还是北京开幕式最棒。

No wow factore for me on this ceremony.. I also cant believe when they said that the people who worked for free on the ceremony had to pay for the botle of water to drink in full price!!!
这开幕式有亮点么…我现在还不敢相信：据说在现场的志愿者就连买瓶水都要要付全额价钱，连打折都没有！

Worst Opening ever..total failure...
史上最烂开幕式…彻头彻尾的失败……

http://www.ltaaa.com/wtfy/5170.html