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So that's what they look like, interesting. I've heard rumors of the magic vagina fungus.
所以，他们长成这样，真有意思，我曾听说过有种神奇的阴道菌


Wait let me sit on it and make sure LOL
等等，让我站稳了再确定下这事儿

I think the person who owned this V*gina Toy was practicing birth control.
我觉得买这东西的主人估计是在响应计划生育政策

China Bagina rook strange, berry, berry strange.
中国的这个情趣玩具真是长的很奇特，灰常灰常奇特

No more Mushroom Lo Mein for me, thanks.
一份炒面不要蘑菇谢谢

They must have used a lot of Miracle Grow on that mushroom.....
他们一定给这个蘑菇用了很多促进生长的药

Could it be it was actually made in the US so that's why they didn't know what it was?
可能因为是米国制造所以中国人没见过

Hey wait a minute... this isn't bang, bang, ji ??? And why do they always forget the soy sauce?
嘿，等下，这不是棒棒鸡吗？他们为什么总是忘记放点黄豆酱？

I don't know if I feel more sympathy for the cute, young reporter who will surely never live this down, or the man (it had to be a man) who designed such an ugly sex toy that people are mistaking it for a mushroom.
我不知道我该不该为这个可爱的年轻女记者感到同情，他估计这辈子都忘不了这件事情或者设计这个丑兮兮像蘑菇东西的男人

Well of course they're confused. They're only ised to seeing erections one/third that size in the little village.

好吧他们当然没见过，看这种长度，估计那些男人挺直了也就是这个长度的三分之一


Vagina, sex toy and fungus. Never in my wildest thoughts would I think of using those terms in the same story...NEVER.
引导，兴玩具和菌类。在我那磅礴的记忆中把这三者写在一篇文章里面估计是前无古人后无来者了

That's just too funny.I love it.
这实在是太搞笑了，我喜欢这则新闻


I had a girlfriend who used to refer to mine as the "magic mushroom". She was Chinese.
我一个女朋友曾经说我的这个就是一颗神奇蘑菇，她是个中国女孩儿

,,,,,,, ? ,,,,,,,,, i have no words.
我无语了

Drilling a well shaft? How deep was this thing buried? How old is it?
钻了个井？这东西被埋的多深？多少岁了？

How deep depends on how long you are...
能埋多深取决于你有多长……

LOL. Guess they hadn't seen anything shaped like a pudenda before.
吼吼，估计他们以前没看过什么长得像引导的东西

I can't figure out if it's supposed to be a man part of a woman part... all I know is that it looks scary.
我分不出这是男人还是女人身上的一部分，我只觉得这东西长的很可怕

Good thing they didn't try to eat that mushroom
幸好的是他们没有试着去尝尝看


Who's more 'ignorant'... the person that looks at that object and thinks 'sex', or the person who looks at it and thinks 'mushroom'? I have a hard time calling the mushroom people the ignorant ones.

到底是谁更无知？是那些看着这个就想到“性”的人，还是那些看到这个想到“蘑菇”的人？我很难去叫那些把它看成某种蘑菇的人是无知者

They found a magic mushroom? Did they wash it and check for any markings?
他们找到了这个神奇蘑菇？然后没有洗一洗去市场辨认下吗



http://www.ltaaa.com/bbs/thread-66360-1-1.html
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So that's what they look like, interesting. I've heard rumors of the magic vagina fungus.
所以，他们长成这样，真有意思，我曾听说过有种神奇的阴道菌


Wait let me sit on it and make sure LOL
等等，让我站稳了再确定下这事儿

I think the person who owned this V*gina Toy was practicing birth control.
我觉得买这东西的主人估计是在响应计划生育政策

China Bagina rook strange, berry, berry strange.
中国的这个情趣玩具真是长的很奇特，灰常灰常奇特

No more Mushroom Lo Mein for me, thanks.
一份炒面不要蘑菇谢谢

They must have used a lot of Miracle Grow on that mushroom.....
他们一定给这个蘑菇用了很多促进生长的药

Could it be it was actually made in the US so that's why they didn't know what it was?
可能因为是米国制造所以中国人没见过

Hey wait a minute... this isn't bang, bang, ji ??? And why do they always forget the soy sauce?
嘿，等下，这不是棒棒鸡吗？他们为什么总是忘记放点黄豆酱？

I don't know if I feel more sympathy for the cute, young reporter who will surely never live this down, or the man (it had to be a man) who designed such an ugly sex toy that people are mistaking it for a mushroom.
我不知道我该不该为这个可爱的年轻女记者感到同情，他估计这辈子都忘不了这件事情或者设计这个丑兮兮像蘑菇东西的男人

Well of course they're confused. They're only ised to seeing erections one/third that size in the little village.

好吧他们当然没见过，看这种长度，估计那些男人挺直了也就是这个长度的三分之一


Vagina, sex toy and fungus. Never in my wildest thoughts would I think of using those terms in the same story...NEVER.
引导，兴玩具和菌类。在我那磅礴的记忆中把这三者写在一篇文章里面估计是前无古人后无来者了

That's just too funny.I love it.
这实在是太搞笑了，我喜欢这则新闻


I had a girlfriend who used to refer to mine as the "magic mushroom". She was Chinese.
我一个女朋友曾经说我的这个就是一颗神奇蘑菇，她是个中国女孩儿

,,,,,,, ? ,,,,,,,,, i have no words.
我无语了

Drilling a well shaft? How deep was this thing buried? How old is it?
钻了个井？这东西被埋的多深？多少岁了？

How deep depends on how long you are...
能埋多深取决于你有多长……

LOL. Guess they hadn't seen anything shaped like a pudenda before.
吼吼，估计他们以前没看过什么长得像引导的东西

I can't figure out if it's supposed to be a man part of a woman part... all I know is that it looks scary.
我分不出这是男人还是女人身上的一部分，我只觉得这东西长的很可怕

Good thing they didn't try to eat that mushroom
幸好的是他们没有试着去尝尝看


Who's more 'ignorant'... the person that looks at that object and thinks 'sex', or the person who looks at it and thinks 'mushroom'? I have a hard time calling the mushroom people the ignorant ones.

到底是谁更无知？是那些看着这个就想到“性”的人，还是那些看到这个想到“蘑菇”的人？我很难去叫那些把它看成某种蘑菇的人是无知者

They found a magic mushroom? Did they wash it and check for any markings?
他们找到了这个神奇蘑菇？然后没有洗一洗去市场辨认下吗



http://www.ltaaa.com/bbs/thread-66360-1-1.html
中国现在太有存在感了么，这种新闻都能上外网首页{:soso__3985442458911956577_3:} {:soso__3985442458911956577_3:}