超级军网赫芬顿：日本年轻人已婚夫妇失去性爱动力-翻译贴（地球 ...
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赫芬顿
赫芬顿上主要英文原文就不抄了。主要是几点。
1。调查结果显示，有36.1%年龄介于16至19岁的年轻男性表明，他们对性不感兴趣，甚至是厌恶，这比2008年调查时的17.5%多了一倍以上。
2.83.7%接近20岁的男性不再拍拖，49.3%的人说从来没有过女朋友。原因似乎是缺少热情。
3。这一数据也证实了日本社会普遍相信的一个观点，即日本年轻男性正日益成为不积极追求恋爱和性生活的“草食族”。
4. 1301个16-49岁样本发现，40.8%的已婚受访者表明，过去一个月没有性生活，这比2008年的36.5%和2004年的31.9%都来得高。在40岁以上的已婚者当中，甚至有将近一半在过去一个月没有性生活。
5。卫生厅结论，日本出生率低就是因为人们不XXOO.
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在CNN和WSJ等都有 这条新闻，但是评论都没几个，倒是赫芬顿登了之后有了几只小猫。800+的评论实在是很少。赫芬顿上随随便便就是上千的。
不过世界淫民都是大同的，都是幽默的，翻译来，大家乐乐。
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赫芬顿上还给这条消息配了个图。
赫芬顿
赫芬顿上主要英文原文就不抄了。主要是几点。
1。调查结果显示，有36.1%年龄介于16至19岁的年轻男性表明，他们对性不感兴趣，甚至是厌恶，这比2008年调查时的17.5%多了一倍以上。
2.83.7%接近20岁的男性不再拍拖，49.3%的人说从来没有过女朋友。原因似乎是缺少热情。
3。这一数据也证实了日本社会普遍相信的一个观点，即日本年轻男性正日益成为不积极追求恋爱和性生活的“草食族”。
4. 1301个16-49岁样本发现，40.8%的已婚受访者表明，过去一个月没有性生活，这比2008年的36.5%和2004年的31.9%都来得高。在40岁以上的已婚者当中，甚至有将近一半在过去一个月没有性生活。
5。卫生厅结论，日本出生率低就是因为人们不XXOO.
-----------
在CNN和WSJ等都有 这条新闻，但是评论都没几个，倒是赫芬顿登了之后有了几只小猫。800+的评论实在是很少。赫芬顿上随随便便就是上千的。
不过世界淫民都是大同的，都是幽默的，翻译来，大家乐乐。
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赫芬顿上还给这条消息配了个图。
日本我来了，那些美丽的日本女孩多浪费啊，不准！
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Californian2020 05:18 PM on 1/14/2011 70 Fans
That;s it, Im moving to Japan... those beautiful Japanese girls are going to waste.. no more! :)
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Californian2020 05:18 PM on 1/14/2011 70 Fans
That;s it, Im moving to Japan... those beautiful Japanese girls are going to waste.. no more! :)
说真的，你前脚走，我后脚跟上，这个国家技术那么先进，傻瓜却那么多。
rabidbadger 05:22 PM on 1/14/2011 26 Fans
For real. Right behind you. How can a nation so technologi­cally advanced be populated by so many fools?
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亲爱的，男人是汽油，女人是发动机。发动机不能没有汽油。50%的女人的发动机坏死火了，任何润滑油都救不了。
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Californian2020 06:15 PM on 1/14/2011 70 Fans
Sweetheart­, men are like oil and women are like engines. Engines dont work without oil. The 50% women youre talking about just have their engines down. Nothing a good lubejob cant fix!
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他们不知道怎么上床。他们处理好有技巧，他们的女人就不会拒绝。
admiralsonasongbird 05:27 PM on 1/14/2011 282 Fans
they might not be getting/do­ing it right.
there is no way if they know how to work it, they women will refuse
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这是文化不同。美国人遇到压力，就会上床发泄放纵。日本人遇到压力，他们就排斥性爱。但不知道哪种更合理。
KangKodosOfQueens 05:03 PM on 1/14/2011 21 Fans
Talk about culture shock. Americans get stressed and we engage in mindless sex compulsive­ly; the Japanese get stressed and they abandon sex almost entirely. I dont know which reaction makes more sense.
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他们爱上了手淫
IhrePapiereBitte 05:03 PM on 1/14/2011 17 Fans
Maybe they all fell in love with Mary Palm.
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他们爱上了魔兽WOW
PedroLeon 05:20 PM on 1/14/2011 76 Fans
Or maybe they fell in love with World of Warcraft?
rabidbadger 05:22 PM on 1/14/2011 26 Fans
For real. Right behind you. How can a nation so technologi­cally advanced be populated by so many fools?
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亲爱的，男人是汽油，女人是发动机。发动机不能没有汽油。50%的女人的发动机坏死火了，任何润滑油都救不了。
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Californian2020 06:15 PM on 1/14/2011 70 Fans
Sweetheart­, men are like oil and women are like engines. Engines dont work without oil. The 50% women youre talking about just have their engines down. Nothing a good lubejob cant fix!
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他们不知道怎么上床。他们处理好有技巧，他们的女人就不会拒绝。
admiralsonasongbird 05:27 PM on 1/14/2011 282 Fans
they might not be getting/do­ing it right.
there is no way if they know how to work it, they women will refuse
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这是文化不同。美国人遇到压力，就会上床发泄放纵。日本人遇到压力，他们就排斥性爱。但不知道哪种更合理。
KangKodosOfQueens 05:03 PM on 1/14/2011 21 Fans
Talk about culture shock. Americans get stressed and we engage in mindless sex compulsive­ly; the Japanese get stressed and they abandon sex almost entirely. I dont know which reaction makes more sense.
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他们爱上了手淫
IhrePapiereBitte 05:03 PM on 1/14/2011 17 Fans
Maybe they all fell in love with Mary Palm.
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他们爱上了魔兽WOW
PedroLeon 05:20 PM on 1/14/2011 76 Fans
Or maybe they fell in love with World of Warcraft?
日本AV会导致严重的恶心呕吐.........还有反感。
comment from grandpa 05:20 PM on 1/14/2011 49 Fans
Exposure to Japanese porn may cause severe nausea ..........­.....and revulsion.
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噢，看来AV就要加入国际恐怖组织主义了
donttreez 05:00 PM on 1/14/2011 10 Fans
so will Porn be added to the Internatio­nal terrorist list?
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过度使用杀虫剂给全球带来了女性化啊。青蛙就是这样。食物链传递啊。（环境帝）
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nervousexpat 04:57 PM on 1/14/2011 13 Fans
Could it be due to the "feminizat­ion" of the planet due to overuse of pesticides­? Its happening to frogs. Maybe its moving up the food chain....
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这跟保持贞洁什么的有关吗，或者是什么超自然现象，或者跟意大利的死鸟有关系？
Michael Mount 04:47 PM on 1/14/2011 3 Fans
Wonder if this has anything to do with chastity, or is this some weird social phenomenon­? Or is this in any way connected to the dead birds over Italy?
....Ok, now Im just reaching.
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很快，日本男人就可以拥有活生生的硅胶性爱机器人了，会说话，有高超的性爱技巧，还能在早上给你做咖啡，更美妙的是，能把女人啰嗦的功能关掉。
日本很快就需要“捐献”了。（又一个想去捐献的）
blutopie 04:47 PM on 1/14/2011 115 Fans
Soon Japanese men will have those extremely lifelike silicone talking sex robots programed for the Kama Sutra that will even make them coffee in the morning - and the best thing is you can program the chatty-kat­hy function to zero.
Reminds me of the classic Boy and His Dog by Harlan Ellison - the Japanese may need donors soon
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如果女人不会像孩子那样烦人的尖叫的话，上床不是个问题。（静默帝）
derrickhoyle 04:37 PM on 1/14/2011 53 Fans
Maybe if the women didnt scream annoyingly like children during the act, there wouldnt be a problem.
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哦，我就是喜欢那个（尖叫声）
A Nal Douche 05:24 PM on 1/14/2011 0 Fans
I have always liked that about them.
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日本AV里面，那些女性总是显得很小，很被动，发出又痛苦又快乐的尖叫声。让男性总是幻想支配淫荡又无助的幼女。
可爱的社会进化啊日本。
（日本AV真牛X，世界淫民都有研究啊。日本AV真是让世界淫民进入大同世界啊。）
Boomerwoman 6 hours ago (1:34 PM) 47 Fans
You are right. In the animated world of Japanese pornograph­y, the females are drawn very young, very passive, and make high pitched sounds like a cross between pain and pleasure. So the fantasy for the male seems to be domination of a girl child who is helpless/p­rovocative­.
Lovely evolution of their society.
comment from grandpa 05:20 PM on 1/14/2011 49 Fans
Exposure to Japanese porn may cause severe nausea ..........­.....and revulsion.
=====================
噢，看来AV就要加入国际恐怖组织主义了
donttreez 05:00 PM on 1/14/2011 10 Fans
so will Porn be added to the Internatio­nal terrorist list?
=======================
过度使用杀虫剂给全球带来了女性化啊。青蛙就是这样。食物链传递啊。（环境帝）
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nervousexpat 04:57 PM on 1/14/2011 13 Fans
Could it be due to the "feminizat­ion" of the planet due to overuse of pesticides­? Its happening to frogs. Maybe its moving up the food chain....
============================
这跟保持贞洁什么的有关吗，或者是什么超自然现象，或者跟意大利的死鸟有关系？
Michael Mount 04:47 PM on 1/14/2011 3 Fans
Wonder if this has anything to do with chastity, or is this some weird social phenomenon­? Or is this in any way connected to the dead birds over Italy?
....Ok, now Im just reaching.
============================
很快，日本男人就可以拥有活生生的硅胶性爱机器人了，会说话，有高超的性爱技巧，还能在早上给你做咖啡，更美妙的是，能把女人啰嗦的功能关掉。
日本很快就需要“捐献”了。（又一个想去捐献的）
blutopie 04:47 PM on 1/14/2011 115 Fans
Soon Japanese men will have those extremely lifelike silicone talking sex robots programed for the Kama Sutra that will even make them coffee in the morning - and the best thing is you can program the chatty-kat­hy function to zero.
Reminds me of the classic Boy and His Dog by Harlan Ellison - the Japanese may need donors soon
===========================
如果女人不会像孩子那样烦人的尖叫的话，上床不是个问题。（静默帝）
derrickhoyle 04:37 PM on 1/14/2011 53 Fans
Maybe if the women didnt scream annoyingly like children during the act, there wouldnt be a problem.
===================
哦，我就是喜欢那个（尖叫声）
A Nal Douche 05:24 PM on 1/14/2011 0 Fans
I have always liked that about them.
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日本AV里面，那些女性总是显得很小，很被动，发出又痛苦又快乐的尖叫声。让男性总是幻想支配淫荡又无助的幼女。
可爱的社会进化啊日本。
（日本AV真牛X，世界淫民都有研究啊。日本AV真是让世界淫民进入大同世界啊。）
Boomerwoman 6 hours ago (1:34 PM) 47 Fans
You are right. In the animated world of Japanese pornograph­y, the females are drawn very young, very passive, and make high pitched sounds like a cross between pain and pleasure. So the fantasy for the male seems to be domination of a girl child who is helpless/p­rovocative­.
Lovely evolution of their society.
美国的大学生寒假就会蜂拥去东京。
SoutheastBeast 06:07 PM on 1/14/2011 340 Fans
I can see it now. American college students will be flocking to Tokyo for spring break
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我很愿意去那里给予任何帮助。（无数美国爹地给予日本女儿无偿的援助）
qcp 06:05 PM on 1/14/2011 3 Fans
Id be happy to go over there and help out in anyway I can.
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向着日本前进！
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Hard2kill 05:50 PM on 1/14/2011 31 Fans Follow
Lets go to Japan!
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到日本单程只需要600，立马上飞机。
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SeanMMasters 05:46 PM on 1/14/2011 29 Fans Follow
Kayak has 1-way tickets to Japan for around $600, just fyi! ;)
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别再吃鲸鱼，金枪鱼和其他的灭绝海洋动物了，也别再吃犀牛角什么的增强性能力了，没有用的。吃硬的毛就能让你成为一个男人？
（那是，德国人吃清水煮大块猪肉不也长大个。吃啥补啥的确有点不科学，特别是涉及到激素荷尔蒙这种。）
getsit 05:40 PM on 1/14/2011 303 Fans
Or maybe they should stop eating whale meat and other ocean mammals, blue fin tuna and other endangered fish, and stop taking into their bodies useless stuff like rhino horn for improving their "manhood" (how does eating hardened hair make you a man?).
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把女人都送来美国。
P Markham72 06:54 PM on 1/14/2011 17 Fans
Send those ladies over here
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见到日本人就闪。（丧失性能力会传染）
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DynamicMentalFitness 06:51 PM on 1/14/2011 73 Fans Follow
Note to self: Avoid Japan at all cost.
SoutheastBeast 06:07 PM on 1/14/2011 340 Fans
I can see it now. American college students will be flocking to Tokyo for spring break
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我很愿意去那里给予任何帮助。（无数美国爹地给予日本女儿无偿的援助）
qcp 06:05 PM on 1/14/2011 3 Fans
Id be happy to go over there and help out in anyway I can.
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向着日本前进！
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Hard2kill 05:50 PM on 1/14/2011 31 Fans Follow
Lets go to Japan!
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到日本单程只需要600，立马上飞机。
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
SeanMMasters 05:46 PM on 1/14/2011 29 Fans Follow
Kayak has 1-way tickets to Japan for around $600, just fyi! ;)
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别再吃鲸鱼，金枪鱼和其他的灭绝海洋动物了，也别再吃犀牛角什么的增强性能力了，没有用的。吃硬的毛就能让你成为一个男人？
（那是，德国人吃清水煮大块猪肉不也长大个。吃啥补啥的确有点不科学，特别是涉及到激素荷尔蒙这种。）
getsit 05:40 PM on 1/14/2011 303 Fans
Or maybe they should stop eating whale meat and other ocean mammals, blue fin tuna and other endangered fish, and stop taking into their bodies useless stuff like rhino horn for improving their "manhood" (how does eating hardened hair make you a man?).
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把女人都送来美国。
P Markham72 06:54 PM on 1/14/2011 17 Fans
Send those ladies over here
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见到日本人就闪。（丧失性能力会传染）
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DynamicMentalFitness 06:51 PM on 1/14/2011 73 Fans Follow
Note to self: Avoid Japan at all cost.
日本女人那么漂亮，我在日本将不会缺少性爱。
LMPE 06:50 PM on 1/14/2011 599 Fans
With how good-looki­ng Japanese women are, Id expect no shortage of sex in the Land of the Rising Sun!
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给他们的每个部门配个艺妓。
Schoolgirl666 06:47 PM on 1/14/2011 134 Fans
Why dont they keep the nation working by issuing a geisha with every apartment?
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日本有性爱机器人，他们从来不说NO。
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Ira Meyers 06:47 PM on 1/14/2011 342 Fans
Its those darn robots, they never say no.
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看那么多AV，正常人都不会喜欢你。
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BHD 06:37 PM on 1/14/2011 9 Fans
Watch enough hentai, and no mere mortal will interest you apparently­.
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难以相信，那些穿校裙的幼女，男孩竟然不喜欢。
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kjohney 06:57 PM on 1/14/2011 91 Fans
Hard to imagine with all those school girl uniforms the teenaged boys just arent interested­.
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别害怕，日本，我愿意去那里，为增加婴儿出生率贡献力量。（美国爹为小日本操碎了心。）
Z2a 06:34 PM on 1/14/2011 19 Fans
Fear not Japan, I am willing and able to go over there and do my part to increase the national birth rate.
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日本人哪里有时间上床呢，都在追逐最后一条鲸鱼。
Vantunow 06:18 PM on 1/14/2011 141 Fans
Who has time for sex when you are busy hunting last remaining whales?
LMPE 06:50 PM on 1/14/2011 599 Fans
With how good-looki­ng Japanese women are, Id expect no shortage of sex in the Land of the Rising Sun!
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给他们的每个部门配个艺妓。
Schoolgirl666 06:47 PM on 1/14/2011 134 Fans
Why dont they keep the nation working by issuing a geisha with every apartment?
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日本有性爱机器人，他们从来不说NO。
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Ira Meyers 06:47 PM on 1/14/2011 342 Fans
Its those darn robots, they never say no.
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看那么多AV，正常人都不会喜欢你。
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BHD 06:37 PM on 1/14/2011 9 Fans
Watch enough hentai, and no mere mortal will interest you apparently­.
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难以相信，那些穿校裙的幼女，男孩竟然不喜欢。
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kjohney 06:57 PM on 1/14/2011 91 Fans
Hard to imagine with all those school girl uniforms the teenaged boys just arent interested­.
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别害怕，日本，我愿意去那里，为增加婴儿出生率贡献力量。（美国爹为小日本操碎了心。）
Z2a 06:34 PM on 1/14/2011 19 Fans
Fear not Japan, I am willing and able to go over there and do my part to increase the national birth rate.
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日本人哪里有时间上床呢，都在追逐最后一条鲸鱼。
Vantunow 06:18 PM on 1/14/2011 141 Fans
Who has time for sex when you are busy hunting last remaining whales?
就是同样这些人，带给了我们“御用牙三部曲”吗？（日本情色暴力作品系列）
（日本AV真是照亮了全世界淫民啊）
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gfs5541 06:15 PM on 1/14/2011 232 Fans Follow
The very same people who bought you "Hanzo The Razor"?!
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二维的AV日本女孩比三维的食肉女孩更淫荡。二维女孩也不会把食草男孩的钱拿走。男的食草，女的食肉。日本i服了u.[话说这个翻译成这样没错吗，不是说，日本人很疯狂吗]
lostinseganet 07:20 PM on 1/14/2011 3 Fans
2d "hentai" girls are hotter than 3d "Carnivore Girls"girl­s over there. They also cant take half of the herbivorou­s boys money. Google it :) Herbivore Boys and Carnivore Girls!? Japan, you so crazy!
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这是他们机器人如此发达的原因。 （小日本你们要把性爱娃娃行业做遍全世界啊）
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tyger 07:19 PM on 1/14/2011 132 Fans
Thats why they are so advanced in robotics.
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那张照片看着象中国人。
jade4sky 07:18 PM on 1/14/2011 0 Fans
that picture looks more chinese than japanese..­.
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别苦恼，日本女士，我正要去拯救你们了。
（代表月亮和正义？呔，日本H动画里的男主也经常这么说的。）
DredLockRasta 07:18 PM on 1/14/2011 151 Fans Follow
Dont worry Japanese ladies, Im on my way to save you.
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打赌美国也有娘化现象。但是日本AV事业实在太光辉灿烂照耀地球了（无语了，全球淫民的心声啊），所以呢，手淫太多了呗。
KarateKid 07:17 PM on 1/14/2011 1795 Fans
Thats happening here, too, Id bet. But, the Japanese porn industry is thriving, so what does that tell you? That a lot of _wanking is going on.
（日本AV真是照亮了全世界淫民啊）
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gfs5541 06:15 PM on 1/14/2011 232 Fans Follow
The very same people who bought you "Hanzo The Razor"?!
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二维的AV日本女孩比三维的食肉女孩更淫荡。二维女孩也不会把食草男孩的钱拿走。男的食草，女的食肉。日本i服了u.[话说这个翻译成这样没错吗，不是说，日本人很疯狂吗]
lostinseganet 07:20 PM on 1/14/2011 3 Fans
2d "hentai" girls are hotter than 3d "Carnivore Girls"girl­s over there. They also cant take half of the herbivorou­s boys money. Google it :) Herbivore Boys and Carnivore Girls!? Japan, you so crazy!
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这是他们机器人如此发达的原因。 （小日本你们要把性爱娃娃行业做遍全世界啊）
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tyger 07:19 PM on 1/14/2011 132 Fans
Thats why they are so advanced in robotics.
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那张照片看着象中国人。
jade4sky 07:18 PM on 1/14/2011 0 Fans
that picture looks more chinese than japanese..­.
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别苦恼，日本女士，我正要去拯救你们了。
（代表月亮和正义？呔，日本H动画里的男主也经常这么说的。）
DredLockRasta 07:18 PM on 1/14/2011 151 Fans Follow
Dont worry Japanese ladies, Im on my way to save you.
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打赌美国也有娘化现象。但是日本AV事业实在太光辉灿烂照耀地球了（无语了，全球淫民的心声啊），所以呢，手淫太多了呗。
KarateKid 07:17 PM on 1/14/2011 1795 Fans
Thats happening here, too, Id bet. But, the Japanese porn industry is thriving, so what does that tell you? That a lot of _wanking is going on.
其实吧，对地球还是有好处的，特别是日本这样的岛国，（人口减少）对环境好。
soapboxdiva 07:12 PM on 1/14/2011 50 Fans
Lets face it, this is good for the planet. If only more countries were like Japan the environmen­t might have a chance.
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他们的男人通过手机上的AV片，就把那档子事给搞完了。
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Forester 07:09 PM on 1/14/2011 530 Fans
Maybe their men just get their business done with anime on their smartphone­s?
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这对中国来说是好事。（你知道得太多了。）
Readbetweentheelevens 07:07 PM on 1/14/2011 69 Fans
Good news for China.
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这是给我们的警告。那些基督徒们如果能削弱我们的性欲到日本的地步，他们会高兴的满地打滚。
Tsckey 07:03 PM on 1/14/2011 257 Fans
Thats odd. In Japan this unsettling news is cause for alarm. If the Christian right were able to achieve the same levels of sexual enervation here theyd be doing handspring­s.
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特别是他们大部分都是GAY，他们都在扮直男，吓的。
AggieReal 07:09 PM on 1/14/2011 46 Fans Follow
Especially since a lot of them are gays whove been scared straight..­.
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..........（大家自己看，汗，美国人都会日本话了，都AV教的。AV让日本语传遍世界。）
J J J J 07:23 PM on 1/14/2011 5 Fans
Domo arigato, Sensei...
soapboxdiva 07:12 PM on 1/14/2011 50 Fans
Lets face it, this is good for the planet. If only more countries were like Japan the environmen­t might have a chance.
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他们的男人通过手机上的AV片，就把那档子事给搞完了。
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Forester 07:09 PM on 1/14/2011 530 Fans
Maybe their men just get their business done with anime on their smartphone­s?
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这对中国来说是好事。（你知道得太多了。）
Readbetweentheelevens 07:07 PM on 1/14/2011 69 Fans
Good news for China.
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这是给我们的警告。那些基督徒们如果能削弱我们的性欲到日本的地步，他们会高兴的满地打滚。
Tsckey 07:03 PM on 1/14/2011 257 Fans
Thats odd. In Japan this unsettling news is cause for alarm. If the Christian right were able to achieve the same levels of sexual enervation here theyd be doing handspring­s.
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特别是他们大部分都是GAY，他们都在扮直男，吓的。
AggieReal 07:09 PM on 1/14/2011 46 Fans Follow
Especially since a lot of them are gays whove been scared straight..­.
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..........（大家自己看，汗，美国人都会日本话了，都AV教的。AV让日本语传遍世界。）
J J J J 07:23 PM on 1/14/2011 5 Fans
Domo arigato, Sensei...
变态AV是无辜的，放过他吧。是收看者对这事无感了。
Cooltoad 07:37 PM on 1/14/2011 136 Fans
Bukkake videos are infotainme­nt. Viewers get tired out with practice.
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我很少去骂媒体。但是我要骂日本的卡通。他们每次打开卡通，就只能看到穿校裙的学生妹开着巨大的太空乌贼吧。
NelsonC 07:00 PM on 1/14/2011 100 Fans
Im rarely inclined to blame the media but Im gonna blame their comics. Perhaps they can only get turned on now by cartoon schoolgirl­s who fight giant space squid.
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是的，要么就是看到（校裙学生妹）被老男人各种NTR强奸。
（噗，原来看同一部卡通的全世界不是一个人，不是一个人！）
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mscng2007 07:10 PM on 1/14/2011 19 Fans
Yeah, or are being raped by an older man.
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或者是被那太空乌贼强奸。 （此时此刻，你不是一个人不是一个人。）
Cooltoad 07:38 PM on 1/14/2011 136 Fans
or the said space squid.
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就是就是。日本卡通里，经常描述幼女被老男人强奸。
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mscng2007 07:13 PM on 1/14/2011 19 Fans
Very true. I also noticed that a lot of their comics depict scenes of young girls being raped by older men.
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什么，日本卡通里都是校服学生妹跟外太空的乌贼打架？难怪那里的女人一钱不值。
（就是为啥不是各种男性英雄跟太空怪物打架，而是女人，还是未成年女性。的确，日本卡通里都是幼女征服世界，男性征服幼女。）
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Yenzer 08:21 PM on 1/14/2011 192 Fans
Are you serious? Dudes in Japan are using cartoons of schoolgirl­s fighting a squid from outter space to get off. No wonder the women are so bummed.
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听起来，这是个为强壮男人准备的工作啊。
scorpioman 08:06 PM on 1/14/2011 284 Fans
sounds like a job for......V­IAGRAMAN!
Cooltoad 07:37 PM on 1/14/2011 136 Fans
Bukkake videos are infotainme­nt. Viewers get tired out with practice.
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我很少去骂媒体。但是我要骂日本的卡通。他们每次打开卡通，就只能看到穿校裙的学生妹开着巨大的太空乌贼吧。
NelsonC 07:00 PM on 1/14/2011 100 Fans
Im rarely inclined to blame the media but Im gonna blame their comics. Perhaps they can only get turned on now by cartoon schoolgirl­s who fight giant space squid.
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是的，要么就是看到（校裙学生妹）被老男人各种NTR强奸。
（噗，原来看同一部卡通的全世界不是一个人，不是一个人！）
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mscng2007 07:10 PM on 1/14/2011 19 Fans
Yeah, or are being raped by an older man.
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或者是被那太空乌贼强奸。 （此时此刻，你不是一个人不是一个人。）
Cooltoad 07:38 PM on 1/14/2011 136 Fans
or the said space squid.
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就是就是。日本卡通里，经常描述幼女被老男人强奸。
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mscng2007 07:13 PM on 1/14/2011 19 Fans
Very true. I also noticed that a lot of their comics depict scenes of young girls being raped by older men.
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什么，日本卡通里都是校服学生妹跟外太空的乌贼打架？难怪那里的女人一钱不值。
（就是为啥不是各种男性英雄跟太空怪物打架，而是女人，还是未成年女性。的确，日本卡通里都是幼女征服世界，男性征服幼女。）
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Yenzer 08:21 PM on 1/14/2011 192 Fans
Are you serious? Dudes in Japan are using cartoons of schoolgirl­s fighting a squid from outter space to get off. No wonder the women are so bummed.
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听起来，这是个为强壮男人准备的工作啊。
scorpioman 08:06 PM on 1/14/2011 284 Fans
sounds like a job for......V­IAGRAMAN!
日本需要我，日本呼唤我。 我会给他们传说中的可怕的性交，让他们重燃性欲。
NourCA 08:06 PM on 1/14/2011 13 Fans
Japan needs me. I will revive their interest in having sex with each other by having my traditiona­l terrible sex with them.
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（正经人来了:）有趣啊，我为霓虹担忧；我爱霓虹文化，看他们的电影是你能感到一种彻底的衰亡之感，毫无苟且残生之意。我认识的很多霓虹尽，都是拼命拼命工作，才能立足社会，到结婚已是油尽灯枯了，不过美国的白人又何尝不是如此？
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Peter Noble 2 1 hour ago (9:04 PM) 331 Fans
Interestin­g and I think scary for Japan. I love Japanese culture but if you watch their movies there is a real sense of depression and feeling that nothing matters and pointless lives. I know many Japanese and they work far too hard to have a relationsh­ip and if married they really are too exhausted. Though the same is happening here with "White" America.
Withing our 2 lifetimes I think the Japanese will be the first nation to cease to exist.
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这是个好市场啊，推销我们自己的AV片过去吧，让他们变成个变态。
LogicalMathMan 08:01 PM on 1/14/2011 608 Fans
This would be a good market for our porn industry..­.you know...tea­ch em how to get freaky.
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他们已经是变态了，不过是跟机器人啦，用过的校裙女生的短裤啦，动画人物啦，就是不跟真人变态。
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emmeaki 08:22 PM on 1/14/2011 56 Fans
They already get freaky, with robots, used schoolgirl panties, Amime characters­, etc. just not with other human beings!
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你一定没看多少日本AV.
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patrickmcdougal 08:43 PM on 1/14/2011 150 Fans
im gonna go out on a limb and say that you havent seen Japanese porn.
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是的，看了不超过10部。那些女人好假，太明显了，那些男人的器官从来不是黑的，有的甚至是白的。 （黑JJ帝）
LogicalMathMan 22 hours ago (12:14 AM) 608 Fans
LOL...prob­ably seen no more than 10. The women faking it is too obvious, and, you know, none of the men are black below the waist, or, even white for that matter
NourCA 08:06 PM on 1/14/2011 13 Fans
Japan needs me. I will revive their interest in having sex with each other by having my traditiona­l terrible sex with them.
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（正经人来了:）有趣啊，我为霓虹担忧；我爱霓虹文化，看他们的电影是你能感到一种彻底的衰亡之感，毫无苟且残生之意。我认识的很多霓虹尽，都是拼命拼命工作，才能立足社会，到结婚已是油尽灯枯了，不过美国的白人又何尝不是如此？
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Peter Noble 2 1 hour ago (9:04 PM) 331 Fans
Interestin­g and I think scary for Japan. I love Japanese culture but if you watch their movies there is a real sense of depression and feeling that nothing matters and pointless lives. I know many Japanese and they work far too hard to have a relationsh­ip and if married they really are too exhausted. Though the same is happening here with "White" America.
Withing our 2 lifetimes I think the Japanese will be the first nation to cease to exist.
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这是个好市场啊，推销我们自己的AV片过去吧，让他们变成个变态。
LogicalMathMan 08:01 PM on 1/14/2011 608 Fans
This would be a good market for our porn industry..­.you know...tea­ch em how to get freaky.
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他们已经是变态了，不过是跟机器人啦，用过的校裙女生的短裤啦，动画人物啦，就是不跟真人变态。
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emmeaki 08:22 PM on 1/14/2011 56 Fans
They already get freaky, with robots, used schoolgirl panties, Amime characters­, etc. just not with other human beings!
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你一定没看多少日本AV.
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patrickmcdougal 08:43 PM on 1/14/2011 150 Fans
im gonna go out on a limb and say that you havent seen Japanese porn.
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是的，看了不超过10部。那些女人好假，太明显了，那些男人的器官从来不是黑的，有的甚至是白的。 （黑JJ帝）
LogicalMathMan 22 hours ago (12:14 AM) 608 Fans
LOL...prob­ably seen no more than 10. The women faking it is too obvious, and, you know, none of the men are black below the waist, or, even white for that matter
{:chan:}后面还有，懒得转了
http://www.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/worldlook/1/316500.shtml
http://www.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/worldlook/1/316500.shtml
好吧，看到这条我震惊了，研究的这么深啊
经过对大量的无数的广泛的日本A片研究发现，日本大部分的性伴侣们的性爱行为并不发生在家里的床上。通过无数个夜晚，对一卷有一卷，一个又一个的A片录像的精疲力尽又愉悦无比的体验之后，我计算得出结论，65%日本性行为发生在按摩院和妓院，10%在火车上，10%在地铁上或地铁附近，5%在大楼的背光处，5%在公共汽车站，5%在停车场里。
（有良心的日本A片美国研究学者）
Boogerwolf 08:53 PM on 1/14/2011 18 Fans
Based on my numerous years of Japanese porn research, I would say that majority of sexual encounters among Japanese people no longer occur in the bedroom. After many nights of exhausting but yet gratifying field work watching video loops and feeds, I now calculate that approximat­ely 65% of sexual encounters occur in massage parlors, 10% on trains, 10% on or near railroad tracks, 5% behind buildings, 5% at bus stations and the remaining 5% in parking lots.
经过对大量的无数的广泛的日本A片研究发现，日本大部分的性伴侣们的性爱行为并不发生在家里的床上。通过无数个夜晚，对一卷有一卷，一个又一个的A片录像的精疲力尽又愉悦无比的体验之后，我计算得出结论，65%日本性行为发生在按摩院和妓院，10%在火车上，10%在地铁上或地铁附近，5%在大楼的背光处，5%在公共汽车站，5%在停车场里。
（有良心的日本A片美国研究学者）
Boogerwolf 08:53 PM on 1/14/2011 18 Fans
Based on my numerous years of Japanese porn research, I would say that majority of sexual encounters among Japanese people no longer occur in the bedroom. After many nights of exhausting but yet gratifying field work watching video loops and feeds, I now calculate that approximat­ely 65% of sexual encounters occur in massage parlors, 10% on trains, 10% on or near railroad tracks, 5% behind buildings, 5% at bus stations and the remaining 5% in parking lots.
生活鸭梨大是关键…
哈哈哈～日本人太疯狂了…连干都不想干了～
多吃些真猪肉，包好！包好！！！
都是让A片给腻的，给恶心的！
日本人的快节奏生活和巨大的生活压力是关键啊。
日本男人退休了，很多女人会离婚把男人甩了，所以日本男人难哪
日本男人退休了，很多女人会离婚把男人甩了，所以日本男人难哪
日本人哪里有时间上床呢，都在追逐最后一条鲸鱼。
Vantunow 06:18 PM on 1/14/2011 141 Fans
Who has time for sex when you are busy hunting last remaining whales?
Vantunow 06:18 PM on 1/14/2011 141 Fans
Who has time for sex when you are busy hunting last remaining whales?
看多了所以没动力了吧，反正就是那个样子。
小日本真是有意思