【欢乐向、莫当真】午睡前最后一贴——CNN美国民众以及 ...

嘛。。。有一部分已经刷没了。。。

最早的是从20小时以前发表的——本人将为您节选亮点以及进行翻译，为大家讲解罗老号事件的真正全过程……以及各种欢乐和不欢乐的水。。。

1.I bet it has Made in China on the bottom of it.
         Heh, it's actually made by "super smart" Russians and "America's sweetheart" South Koreans. Chinese rockets are much better. Go and be ignorant like the rest of your fat country
         Oh right SuperJase, and the 7 who died on the Challenger and the 7 who died on the Columbia had a Made in USA on the bottom of it.
   
   这是罗老宣布失去联系之后不久的某人的观点——火箭中国制造（嘛。。。八成只是调侃）
嘛。。。虽然这个话题很那啥，但是米国群众的眼睛是雪亮的——刨去一些上纲上线以及愤慨不已的鸡冻人士之外，两个清楚人说出了真相 ： 是由“超级菜市场”毛子们以及“米国的甜心”棒子们合作完成的（看起来像是留学生的意见）。后面一位则道出了南棒子技术东家的光辉事迹——挑战者还有哥伦比亚号的“卓越成就”。{:hao:}

2.blame it on the north!
       Silly kid, blame it on Obama. Everything is his fault DUH
       Obama? duh? SK is not a US territory and not Obama's.

嘛，经典论点——这事得怪北棒子。
不过接下来两位的回复有点政治斗争的味道——一个直指奥巴马，另一个则很冷静地提到：南棒子是米国的地盘，不是奥巴马家后院。嘛。。。个人觉得意味深长。。。某人曾经向我表示说叨奥巴马的明显是布什他小舅子的马甲啥的——身在枫叶国的我不明就里，但是有点想看看棒子们看到了这两条之后作何感想。{:wuyu:}

3.Is it possible the North Koreans shot it down thinking it was a missle?
     Mmm, you might be right. north korea is very paranoid, but lets hope that was not the case
     more like WE are very paranoid about north korea
    Well north Korea does not have the capability of shooting down a rocket of that size and speed. I would be really shocked if they did. The only country I know that has that ability is the united states. (that we know of)

嘛。。。问题是小白问题——北棒子能否打下罗老
后面的接话茬比较亮：第一个指出北棒子的被害妄想症；第二个指出我们（MD)的“被被北棒子加害妄想症；然后懂行的站出来表示目前只有MD能打下那玩意。MD人民很诚实，3条回答都很真相——不过有一点让我有点在意——第三条的真相帝此后一直保持沉默。。。在CNN的所有版块上。。。莫非。。。{:yan:}

4. "to study climate change"... lol
          'of all the things in the holy world .... climate change!!! lol ....
      everyone sends rockets to "study climate change"......nothing else!
     Sure it was - study climate change - what a joke.

嘛嘛嘛，气象变化研究这个公开的秘密，MD人民笑而不语。。。TG人民不语——早就笑累了{:qiliang:}

5. It will probably hit an oil rig in the gulf or worse yet hit my house.

“它大概会集中海峡的某个钻井平台——或者更糟的，砸到我的房子。”
呃。。。根据CD众们对于某起事件的猜测。。。没想到很早就有人考虑到了。。。而且就CD的应对速度来看。。。此人疑似CD服务器管理员——我什么也不知道{:ya:}

6. LOL. They have to be kidding. So where is it?
           somewhere on nowhere in the space?
    Kim Jong Il did it!

新观点——金太阳把罗老绑架去太空了！嘶。。。倒也跟当时的说法一致——失去联系，但是没有说有被摧毁的迹象。。。

7.what's up with koreans and missle failures.... thats what happens when you use kimchi as a rocket propellant

某人表示很淡定——拿泡菜啥的充当火箭推进剂，这事免不了{:3_97:}

8.Anyone got room in their bomb shelter?
  Anyone got room in their bomb shelter?

嘛。。。导弹派中的稀罕论点——不管那边咋样，避难所位子我先占着的。嗯，相当现实{:yan:}

9.Question: What is the difference between american "lost" missile and south korean "lost" missle?
Answer: Sout korean missle is "news" on CNN, American missle isn't.

嘛。。。常见疑问之一——（此人持导弹论）棒子导弹“丢了”是新鲜事要报，MD的大家表示看腻味了。。。{:wugu:}

10. I shot a rocket in the air, where it falls I know not where.....

某人表示为此次事件负责。。。那会还没说罗老炸了呢

11.to those idiots in here calling it a missile, its a ROCKET. and it had a half billion dollar worth satellite attached to it. now all at the bottom of the sea..

某砖家跳出来指出导弹党的语病——那是个火箭，不是导弹！这玩意带着个值5亿美到的卫星潜水去啦！
唔。。。目前这个是火箭没错啦。。。好吧，这次他们没玩明白，但是下次指不定是啥呢。。。{:cha:}

12.what would have happened if it fell on North Korea? may be another 5 years of Korean war...........
   it's a rocket, not just an airplane.
    i hope not @neo, we have enough war already

嘛。。。发表评论的群众表示担心怕再在朝鲜打个5年啥的，后者接茬表示不要战争要和平——你问中间那个？嘛。。。吐槽飞机跟火箭的区别罢了，在核平光环的照耀下毫无存在感{:wugu:}


13.Maybe was the north korea, lol
    it must be North korea fault, isn't it? OH america when will you decalare it?
     lol it was north korea....what are the chances

嘛嘛。。。一切都怪北棒子——惯用腔调了。。。要MD澄清啥的。。。半个世纪之后吧。

14.What is the difference between rocket and missile ?
          not much...lol
     there will be a headline news tomorrow everywhere, telling the world that kim jong il has died from this south korean rocket failure. hurraY!!!

火箭和导弹的区别——其实这个科普问题有不少人正经作答。。。不过亮点在于。。。
嘛。。。体现了导弹党的真意：管你是啥，砸到金太阳就好——等等，现在回顾一下第5条。。。莫非。。。{:yan:}

15.Dear Korea Aerospace Research Institute:
I HAVE your rocket. I will tell you where it's at if you send me 10 thousand... er 10 MILLION dollars in small, untraceable bills.
Sincerely,
Dr. Evil

一封勒索信，嫌疑犯在考虑了南棒的经济实力之后依然决定加码到原价的一千倍，要求用小面额不可追查的支票付账。
个人意见：从取假名的品味、对于大笔金钱的概念、支票定义的理解、简单的文法以及忘了写付款往哪送的情况来看，再结合一下5、6、14这三条分析来看，笔者认为此人乃金太阳膝下的某个小太阳。
{:Bingo:}


16.Don't laugh silly with this article, every countries that performed rocket projects have failed first or second time. And this would be their second time of failure.
Next time. Ask Iran to launch your satellites for you. They have 100% success rate so far.
The rocket performed as expected. Don't believe what you read. South Korea is testing it's latest 'Jin Fao' missile for speed, range and accuracy in preparation for a strike on the North.

最开始有人看不下去站起来替北棒子说了句公道话：哪个国家前两次不都是失败的？
紧接着有人回击——人家伊朗一步到位。
然后导弹党再次出没——这回火箭测试顺利。别信那些表面的，南棒子这回不过时罗老型导弹的试射以测试速度、射程还有精度呢。要为下次攻击北棒子做好准备。
呃。。。我淡定{:cha:}

17.脑残不死 圣战不休
I'm no expert, but I think it says, "Idiots will never die; the holy battle will never cease". Er... what?

你没看错，的确是中文——圣战党成功登陆MD。。。而且有MD人民看懂了一部分字面意思，但是依然表示不明真相。。。{:se:}

18.Ask The Palestinians to help you. With the Israeli total blockade being imposed on them, according to Israel, The Palestinians can make missiles out of potato chips
        there called katushah rockets idiot and yes basically they can be made from household items
        You call them what ever you want, I call them fire crackers like the ones we use to celebrate 4th of July. Actually the ones we use on 4th of July might hurt, the potato chips ones they won't.

嘛。。。上纲上线的照例不贴。。。
有人表示可以请巴基斯坦人民帮忙——他们能用薯片制造导弹。
楼下订正——那个叫katushah火箭（真没查到应该怎么翻译，求达人指教），同时指出此物的确可以考居家用品生产。
楼下下表示——叫啥都无所谓，反正那玩意比国庆日用的鞭炮还安全。。。

19.Bush had something to do with it.....
I blame Obama
I blame Greece.
E.T. took it.....

呃。。。过了很久棒子还是抹不开面子，大家都有点无聊，然后愈发瞎猜——布什、奥巴马、希腊。。。要我说最后那个外星人倒是比较靠谱{:se:}

20.$20 says it's in North Korea by Friday.
唔。。。不管怎么到北棒子那边的。。。20美元亮了。。。
好吧，我承认我是看到钱才贴上来的。。。。{:wugu:}

21 hey tell them to turn their TV on it's going straight up in the sky...maybe the NK took control by the help of the Chinesse hackers...man those chinesse hackers can do anything including selling new Justin Bieber songs before it comes out lolz...haha

嘛。。。具体有点懒得翻译了（该打）。。。总之就是米国人民表示：中国黑客V5，不过盗版很烦人——嘛。。。我是这么理解的，没准他是认真的也说不好

22.At least someone has a space program.

“好吧，至少他们有个计划。”——三锅高举五体赞同之{:hao:}

23. I am surprised that South K,ha not blame it on the North.
              That's kind of an asinine comment, isn't it? They didn't rush judgment on the ship being sunk. They waited and examined tons of evidence to make a determination that N Korea was responsible for that, and there's a significant amount of international agreement on that.
              no , they will blame Russian. they always right. please also donot wish S-Korea can touch NK.

“居然还没有指责北棒子！”MD某人讶异。
“嘛。。。等他们弄得差不多了（证据）的时候，他们会在联合国上提出来。”
“错了，他们要怪厄罗斯人民。。。他们总是对的，要赶超香港。。。”
有点不知道怎么评。。。关注后续中

24.I  it happend SEE IN SPACE THE US AIRFORCE HAS A PROGRAM CALLED STAR WARS DEFENCE SYSTEM LOOK IT UP OUR DEFENCE MISSLE SYSTEM MIGHT OF SHOT IT DOWN LOL OWWW.......WELLLL

MD导弹防御系统测试——不知道哦为啥我觉得很有说服力。。。{:yi:}

嘛。。。上半部分到此暂停。。。等咱睡一觉起来继续更新嘛。。。有一部分已经刷没了。。。

最早的是从20小时以前发表的——本人将为您节选亮点以及进行翻译，为大家讲解罗老号事件的真正全过程……以及各种欢乐和不欢乐的水。。。

1.I bet it has Made in China on the bottom of it.
         Heh, it's actually made by "super smart" Russians and "America's sweetheart" South Koreans. Chinese rockets are much better. Go and be ignorant like the rest of your fat country
         Oh right SuperJase, and the 7 who died on the Challenger and the 7 who died on the Columbia had a Made in USA on the bottom of it.
   
   这是罗老宣布失去联系之后不久的某人的观点——火箭中国制造（嘛。。。八成只是调侃）
嘛。。。虽然这个话题很那啥，但是米国群众的眼睛是雪亮的——刨去一些上纲上线以及愤慨不已的鸡冻人士之外，两个清楚人说出了真相 ： 是由“超级菜市场”毛子们以及“米国的甜心”棒子们合作完成的（看起来像是留学生的意见）。后面一位则道出了南棒子技术东家的光辉事迹——挑战者还有哥伦比亚号的“卓越成就”。{:hao:}

2.blame it on the north!
       Silly kid, blame it on Obama. Everything is his fault DUH
       Obama? duh? SK is not a US territory and not Obama's.

嘛，经典论点——这事得怪北棒子。
不过接下来两位的回复有点政治斗争的味道——一个直指奥巴马，另一个则很冷静地提到：南棒子是米国的地盘，不是奥巴马家后院。嘛。。。个人觉得意味深长。。。某人曾经向我表示说叨奥巴马的明显是布什他小舅子的马甲啥的——身在枫叶国的我不明就里，但是有点想看看棒子们看到了这两条之后作何感想。{:wuyu:}

3.Is it possible the North Koreans shot it down thinking it was a missle?
     Mmm, you might be right. north korea is very paranoid, but lets hope that was not the case
     more like WE are very paranoid about north korea
    Well north Korea does not have the capability of shooting down a rocket of that size and speed. I would be really shocked if they did. The only country I know that has that ability is the united states. (that we know of)

嘛。。。问题是小白问题——北棒子能否打下罗老
后面的接话茬比较亮：第一个指出北棒子的被害妄想症；第二个指出我们（MD)的“被被北棒子加害妄想症；然后懂行的站出来表示目前只有MD能打下那玩意。MD人民很诚实，3条回答都很真相——不过有一点让我有点在意——第三条的真相帝此后一直保持沉默。。。在CNN的所有版块上。。。莫非。。。{:yan:}

4. "to study climate change"... lol
          'of all the things in the holy world .... climate change!!! lol ....
      everyone sends rockets to "study climate change"......nothing else!
     Sure it was - study climate change - what a joke.

嘛嘛嘛，气象变化研究这个公开的秘密，MD人民笑而不语。。。TG人民不语——早就笑累了{:qiliang:}

5. It will probably hit an oil rig in the gulf or worse yet hit my house.

“它大概会集中海峡的某个钻井平台——或者更糟的，砸到我的房子。”
呃。。。根据CD众们对于某起事件的猜测。。。没想到很早就有人考虑到了。。。而且就CD的应对速度来看。。。此人疑似CD服务器管理员——我什么也不知道{:ya:}

6. LOL. They have to be kidding. So where is it?
           somewhere on nowhere in the space?
    Kim Jong Il did it!

新观点——金太阳把罗老绑架去太空了！嘶。。。倒也跟当时的说法一致——失去联系，但是没有说有被摧毁的迹象。。。

7.what's up with koreans and missle failures.... thats what happens when you use kimchi as a rocket propellant

某人表示很淡定——拿泡菜啥的充当火箭推进剂，这事免不了{:3_97:}

8.Anyone got room in their bomb shelter?
  Anyone got room in their bomb shelter?

嘛。。。导弹派中的稀罕论点——不管那边咋样，避难所位子我先占着的。嗯，相当现实{:yan:}

9.Question: What is the difference between american "lost" missile and south korean "lost" missle?
Answer: Sout korean missle is "news" on CNN, American missle isn't.

嘛。。。常见疑问之一——（此人持导弹论）棒子导弹“丢了”是新鲜事要报，MD的大家表示看腻味了。。。{:wugu:}

10. I shot a rocket in the air, where it falls I know not where.....

某人表示为此次事件负责。。。那会还没说罗老炸了呢

11.to those idiots in here calling it a missile, its a ROCKET. and it had a half billion dollar worth satellite attached to it. now all at the bottom of the sea..

某砖家跳出来指出导弹党的语病——那是个火箭，不是导弹！这玩意带着个值5亿美到的卫星潜水去啦！
唔。。。目前这个是火箭没错啦。。。好吧，这次他们没玩明白，但是下次指不定是啥呢。。。{:cha:}

12.what would have happened if it fell on North Korea? may be another 5 years of Korean war...........
   it's a rocket, not just an airplane.
    i hope not @neo, we have enough war already

嘛。。。发表评论的群众表示担心怕再在朝鲜打个5年啥的，后者接茬表示不要战争要和平——你问中间那个？嘛。。。吐槽飞机跟火箭的区别罢了，在核平光环的照耀下毫无存在感{:wugu:}


13.Maybe was the north korea, lol
    it must be North korea fault, isn't it? OH america when will you decalare it?
     lol it was north korea....what are the chances

嘛嘛。。。一切都怪北棒子——惯用腔调了。。。要MD澄清啥的。。。半个世纪之后吧。

14.What is the difference between rocket and missile ?
          not much...lol
     there will be a headline news tomorrow everywhere, telling the world that kim jong il has died from this south korean rocket failure. hurraY!!!

火箭和导弹的区别——其实这个科普问题有不少人正经作答。。。不过亮点在于。。。
嘛。。。体现了导弹党的真意：管你是啥，砸到金太阳就好——等等，现在回顾一下第5条。。。莫非。。。{:yan:}

15.Dear Korea Aerospace Research Institute:
I HAVE your rocket. I will tell you where it's at if you send me 10 thousand... er 10 MILLION dollars in small, untraceable bills.
Sincerely,
Dr. Evil

一封勒索信，嫌疑犯在考虑了南棒的经济实力之后依然决定加码到原价的一千倍，要求用小面额不可追查的支票付账。
个人意见：从取假名的品味、对于大笔金钱的概念、支票定义的理解、简单的文法以及忘了写付款往哪送的情况来看，再结合一下5、6、14这三条分析来看，笔者认为此人乃金太阳膝下的某个小太阳。
{:Bingo:}


16.Don't laugh silly with this article, every countries that performed rocket projects have failed first or second time. And this would be their second time of failure.
Next time. Ask Iran to launch your satellites for you. They have 100% success rate so far.
The rocket performed as expected. Don't believe what you read. South Korea is testing it's latest 'Jin Fao' missile for speed, range and accuracy in preparation for a strike on the North.

最开始有人看不下去站起来替北棒子说了句公道话：哪个国家前两次不都是失败的？
紧接着有人回击——人家伊朗一步到位。
然后导弹党再次出没——这回火箭测试顺利。别信那些表面的，南棒子这回不过时罗老型导弹的试射以测试速度、射程还有精度呢。要为下次攻击北棒子做好准备。
呃。。。我淡定{:cha:}

17.脑残不死 圣战不休
I'm no expert, but I think it says, "Idiots will never die; the holy battle will never cease". Er... what?

你没看错，的确是中文——圣战党成功登陆MD。。。而且有MD人民看懂了一部分字面意思，但是依然表示不明真相。。。{:se:}

18.Ask The Palestinians to help you. With the Israeli total blockade being imposed on them, according to Israel, The Palestinians can make missiles out of potato chips
        there called katushah rockets idiot and yes basically they can be made from household items
        You call them what ever you want, I call them fire crackers like the ones we use to celebrate 4th of July. Actually the ones we use on 4th of July might hurt, the potato chips ones they won't.

嘛。。。上纲上线的照例不贴。。。
有人表示可以请巴基斯坦人民帮忙——他们能用薯片制造导弹。
楼下订正——那个叫katushah火箭（真没查到应该怎么翻译，求达人指教），同时指出此物的确可以考居家用品生产。
楼下下表示——叫啥都无所谓，反正那玩意比国庆日用的鞭炮还安全。。。

19.Bush had something to do with it.....
I blame Obama
I blame Greece.
E.T. took it.....

呃。。。过了很久棒子还是抹不开面子，大家都有点无聊，然后愈发瞎猜——布什、奥巴马、希腊。。。要我说最后那个外星人倒是比较靠谱{:se:}

20.$20 says it's in North Korea by Friday.
唔。。。不管怎么到北棒子那边的。。。20美元亮了。。。
好吧，我承认我是看到钱才贴上来的。。。。{:wugu:}

21 hey tell them to turn their TV on it's going straight up in the sky...maybe the NK took control by the help of the Chinesse hackers...man those chinesse hackers can do anything including selling new Justin Bieber songs before it comes out lolz...haha

嘛。。。具体有点懒得翻译了（该打）。。。总之就是米国人民表示：中国黑客V5，不过盗版很烦人——嘛。。。我是这么理解的，没准他是认真的也说不好

22.At least someone has a space program.

“好吧，至少他们有个计划。”——三锅高举五体赞同之{:hao:}

23. I am surprised that South K,ha not blame it on the North.
              That's kind of an asinine comment, isn't it? They didn't rush judgment on the ship being sunk. They waited and examined tons of evidence to make a determination that N Korea was responsible for that, and there's a significant amount of international agreement on that.
              no , they will blame Russian. they always right. please also donot wish S-Korea can touch NK.

“居然还没有指责北棒子！”MD某人讶异。
“嘛。。。等他们弄得差不多了（证据）的时候，他们会在联合国上提出来。”
“错了，他们要怪厄罗斯人民。。。他们总是对的，要赶超香港。。。”
有点不知道怎么评。。。关注后续中

24.I  it happend SEE IN SPACE THE US AIRFORCE HAS A PROGRAM CALLED STAR WARS DEFENCE SYSTEM LOOK IT UP OUR DEFENCE MISSLE SYSTEM MIGHT OF SHOT IT DOWN LOL OWWW.......WELLLL

MD导弹防御系统测试——不知道哦为啥我觉得很有说服力。。。{:yi:}

嘛。。。上半部分到此暂停。。。等咱睡一觉起来继续更新