This is better than saying \"I love you\" ...

<P>Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it
is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He
takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on
the  stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen
and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His
son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last
night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the e hallway, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"</P>
<P>His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"</P><P>Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it
is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He
takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on
the  stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen
and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His
son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last
night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the e hallway, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"</P>
<P>His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"</P>