超级军网真楚英语进修班女生暴强８级英语对话！
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本文要求一定英语水平，绝对搞笑！纯粹真楚式“土产英语”
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看了它，你就明白３Ｑ一类的发音规律！
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
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看了它，你就明白３Ｑ一类的发音规律！
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
[此贴子已经被作者于2004-3-30 16:44:15编辑过]
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看了它，你就明白３Ｑ一类的发音规律！
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
[此贴子已经被作者于2004-3-30 16:44:15编辑过]
本文要求一定英语水平，绝对搞笑！纯粹真楚式“土产英语”*****************************************************
看了它，你就明白３Ｑ一类的发音规律！
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
[此贴子已经被作者于2004-3-30 16:44:15编辑过]
本文要求一定英语水平，绝对搞笑！纯粹真楚式“土产英语”
*****************************************************
看了它，你就明白３Ｑ一类的发音规律！
获益非浅！
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看了它，你就明白３Ｑ一类的发音规律！
获益非浅！
OKOK。VVGOOD！
[em07]看完这段教程偶觉的偶这个学期英语过四级大有希望
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不过还是蛮可笑的.
不过还是蛮可笑的.
your spoken english is so worse!
give you some color see see
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哈哈！
小心真楚beat the shit out of you(打到你出~)
laugh what laugh? have what good laugh? she say very clear
晕……真楚的知名度会很快超过余敏洪了！
晕.比我英语还烂!!!!
以下是引用tanken在2004-3-30 19:37:00的发言：
give you some color see see
wait one wait,because chuchu no come！
以下是引用killyourdog在2004-3-30 21:27:00的发言：
小心真楚beat the shit out of you(打到你出~)
错误！这里是本土英语，重来！
[此贴子已经被作者于2004-3-31 9:02:15编辑过]
wait, you must
比3课药喂马吃还经典啊
~~~好象是老贴
~~~好象是老贴
8管！先顶上去！
because chuchu yet no come.
because chuchu yet no come.
获益非浅！
more come more good see