[转帖]中国中央情报局面试题 [对4题者录用]

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font color="#ff0000">中国中央情报局面试题&nbsp; [对4题者录用]</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"></span>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、企鹅肉</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">一个女孩有一天给一个男孩做了一道菜</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">男孩吃完了他</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">但是觉得味道怪怪的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">, <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">于是他问那女孩</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">这是什么肉啊?女孩说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">这是企鹅肉</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">男孩沉思了一会儿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.....</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">痛哭了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">起来,自</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">杀了,为什么?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">2</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、跳火车</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:一个人坐火车去邻镇看病,看完之后病全好了。回来的路上火车</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">经过一个隧道,这个人就跳车自杀了。为什么?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">3</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、水草</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font color="#0000ff"> </font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:有个二子跟他女友去河边散步,突然他的女友掉进河里了,那个二子就</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">急忙跳到水里去找,可没找到他的女友,他伤心的离开了这里,过了几年后,他故地重</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">游,这时看到有个老不死的在钓鱼,可那老王八羔子钓上来的鱼身上没有水草,他就问</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">那老秃驴为什么鱼身上没有沾到一点水草,那老王八羔子说:你丫的脑抽啊,这河从没</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">有长过水草。说到这时那二子突然跳到水里,自杀了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">4</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、葬礼的故事</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:有母女三人,母亲死了,姐妹俩去参加葬礼,妹妹在葬礼上遇见了一个</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">很型的男子,并对他一见倾心。但是葬礼后那个男子就不见了,妹妹怎么找也找不到</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">他。后来过了一个月,妹妹把姐姐杀了,问为什么?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">5</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、半根火柴</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font color="#0000ff"> </font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:有一个人在沙漠中,头朝下死了,身边散落着几个行李箱子,而这个人</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">手里紧紧地抓着半个火柴,推理这个人是怎么死的?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">6</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、满地木屑</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font color="#0000ff"> </font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:马戏团里有两个侏儒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">瞎子侏儒比另一个侏儒矮</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">马戏团只需要一个侏儒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">, <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">马戏团里的侏儒当然是越矮越好了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">两个侏儒决定比谁的个子矮</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">个子高的就去自杀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">可</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">在约定比个子的前一天</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">瞎子侏儒也就是那个矮的侏儒已经在家里自杀死了在他的家</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">里只发现木头做的家具和满地的木屑</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问他为什么自杀?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">7</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、夜半敲门</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font color="#0000ff"> </font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:一个人住在山顶的小屋里,半夜听见有敲门的,他打开门却没有人,于</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">是去睡了,等了一会又有敲门声,去开门,还是没人,如是者几次。第二天,有人在山</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">脚下发现死尸一具,警察来把山顶的那人带走了。为什么?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;<p></p></font></font></span></p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font color="#ff0000">中国中央情报局面试题&nbsp; [对4题者录用]</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"></span>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、企鹅肉</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">一个女孩有一天给一个男孩做了一道菜</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">男孩吃完了他</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">但是觉得味道怪怪的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">, <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">于是他问那女孩</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">这是什么肉啊?女孩说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">这是企鹅肉</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">男孩沉思了一会儿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.....</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">痛哭了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">起来,自</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">杀了,为什么?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">2</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、跳火车</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:一个人坐火车去邻镇看病,看完之后病全好了。回来的路上火车</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">经过一个隧道,这个人就跳车自杀了。为什么?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">3</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、水草</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font color="#0000ff"> </font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:有个二子跟他女友去河边散步,突然他的女友掉进河里了,那个二子就</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">急忙跳到水里去找,可没找到他的女友,他伤心的离开了这里,过了几年后,他故地重</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">游,这时看到有个老不死的在钓鱼,可那老王八羔子钓上来的鱼身上没有水草,他就问</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">那老秃驴为什么鱼身上没有沾到一点水草,那老王八羔子说:你丫的脑抽啊,这河从没</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">有长过水草。说到这时那二子突然跳到水里,自杀了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">4</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、葬礼的故事</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:有母女三人,母亲死了,姐妹俩去参加葬礼,妹妹在葬礼上遇见了一个</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">很型的男子,并对他一见倾心。但是葬礼后那个男子就不见了,妹妹怎么找也找不到</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">他。后来过了一个月,妹妹把姐姐杀了,问为什么?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">5</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、半根火柴</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font color="#0000ff"> </font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:有一个人在沙漠中,头朝下死了,身边散落着几个行李箱子,而这个人</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">手里紧紧地抓着半个火柴,推理这个人是怎么死的?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">6</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、满地木屑</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font color="#0000ff"> </font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:马戏团里有两个侏儒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">瞎子侏儒比另一个侏儒矮</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">马戏团只需要一个侏儒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">, <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">马戏团里的侏儒当然是越矮越好了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">两个侏儒决定比谁的个子矮</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">个子高的就去自杀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">可</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">在约定比个子的前一天</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">瞎子侏儒也就是那个矮的侏儒已经在家里自杀死了在他的家</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">里只发现木头做的家具和满地的木屑</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问他为什么自杀?</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#0000ff"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US">7</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、夜半敲门</span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font color="#0000ff"> </font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">问:一个人住在山顶的小屋里,半夜听见有敲门的,他打开门却没有人,于</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">是去睡了,等了一会又有敲门声,去开门,还是没人,如是者几次。第二天,有人在山</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">脚下发现死尸一具,警察来把山顶的那人带走了。为什么?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;<p></p></font></font></span></p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p>记得看过</p><p>无聊的题目</p>
<p>真的好老啊!</p>
谁有答案!?
  虽然真的很无聊,但我也真的不会......
 1,这个男孩和前女友曾经在南极探险,遇险的时候,危难中他的前女友也做了一顿企鹅肉给他吃,后来他的前女友死在了南极 <br/>   <br/>  2,他去看眼病,进入隧道以后,他以为自己的眼睛失明了 <br/>   <br/>  3,男子在水里抓到了女友的头发,以为是水草又放手了 <br/>   <br/>  4,为了见到心仪的男子,妹妹需要制造另一场葬礼 <br/>   <br/>  5,飞机超重,那个男子抽到短签,被扔下来了 <br/>   <br/>  6,家具变矮了,人就变高了,那矮的以为长高了,所以自杀 <br/>   <br/>  7,门一推把敲门的人推下山去了<br/>
<p>除了最后一个</p><p>其他我都没对。</p>
<p>我的电辞典上就是这几题</p><p>出题的人真有想像力啊</p>
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>苍穹上的鹰</i>在2006-2-18 16:12:00的发言:</b><br/> 1,这个男孩和前女友曾经在南极探险,遇险的时候,危难中他的前女友也做了一顿企鹅肉给他吃,后来他的前女友死在了南极 <br/>   <br/>  2,他去看眼病,进入隧道以后,他以为自己的眼睛失明了 <br/>   <br/>  3,男子在水里抓到了女友的头发,以为是水草又放手了 <br/>   <br/>  4,为了见到心仪的男子,妹妹需要制造另一场葬礼 <br/>   <br/>  5,飞机超重,那个男子抽到短签,被扔下来了 <br/>   <br/>  6,家具变矮了,人就变高了,那矮的以为长高了,所以自杀 <br/>   <br/>  7,门一推把敲门的人推下山去了<br/></div><p></p>第一个那个男孩吃的是人肉……
<p>  第一、中国没有中央情报局。但是建国初曾经有过中央情报署。署长李克农,很快就撤销了。</p><p>  第二、公务员考试录用的考题很有逻辑性。不若此类弱智题目。</p>
<p>第四道据说是一道心理TEST题,能答对者表示其心理极度变态。</p><p>说明此人对生命极端漠视。</p>
感觉都是冷笑话...何来创意...
<p>这个哪里是什么招聘得题目啊</p><p>据说是测试是否变态杀人狂得心理测试题啊</p>
<p>是测试是否变态杀人狂得心理测试题</p><p>能答对就是心理变态</p><p>大家小心7楼德</p>