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文章链接：http://news.yahoo.com/swiss-fighters-grounded-during-hijacking-outside-office-hours-182241347.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory
正文：
Geneva (AFP) - No Swiss fighter jets were scrambled Monday when anEthiopian Airlines co- pilot hijacked his own plane and forced it to land in Geneva, because ithappened outside business hours, the Swiss air force said.
瑞士空军称，周一埃塞俄比亚航空的飞机被副驾驶劫机，并被迫降落在日内瓦时，没有瑞士战机护航，因为不在瑞士战机的工作时间
When the co-pilot on flight ET-702 from Addis Ababa to Romelocked himself in the cockpit while the pilot went to the bath room andannounced a hijacking, Italian and French fighter jets were scrambled to escortthe plane through their respective air spaces.
从埃塞俄比亚AddisAbaba 飞往罗马的ET-702飞机途中被自己的副驾驶劫机，他趁飞行员前往厕所时锁住了驾驶舱门进行劫机行动。意大利和法国战机分别从各自的空域前来护航
But although the co-pilot-turned-hijackerquickly announced he wanted to land the plane in Switzerland,where he later said he aimed to seek asylum, Switzerland's fleet of F-18s andF-5 Tigers remained on the ground, Swiss air force spokes man Laurent Savarytold AFP.
虽然副驾驶劫机者立刻宣布了自己想要着陆在瑞士，他之后称想要在此寻求庇护，但瑞士的F-18和F-5战机却还停留在地面上，瑞士空军发言人Laurent Savary对法新社说道
This, he explained, was because the Swissair force is only available during office hours. These are reported to be from8am until noon, then 1:30 to 5pm.
Laurent Savary之后解释说，瑞士空军只有在工作时间才能使用，据称是从早上八点到中午，然后下午一点半到下午五点
"Switzerland can not intervenebecause its air bases are closed at night and on the weekend," he said,adding: "It's a question of budget and staffing."
Laurent Savary说，“瑞士无法介入，因为空军基地在晚间和周末是关闭的，这是预算和人事安排的问题”
Monday's hijacking, carried out by 31- year-old Hailemedehin Abera Tagegn, according to Addis Ababa,took place in the very early hours, with the aircraft and its 202 passengersand crew landing safely in Geneva at 6:02 am (0502 GMT).
根据Addis Ababa地方的报道，周一的劫机事件是31岁的Hailemedehin Abera Tagegn实施的，发生的时间非常早，飞机和其202名乘客和工作人员在早上6点02分安全着陆在日内瓦
That was just two minutes after the airportopened for business, and two hours before the Swiss air force is operational.
那仅仅是机场开始营业后两分钟的时间，而瑞士空军距离开始运行还有两小时时间
Savary said Switzerlandrelies heavily on deals with its neighbours, especially France, to helppolice its air space outside regular office hours.
Laurent Savary称瑞士严重依赖和邻国的协约，特别是法国，以帮助瑞士在非工作时间管制空域
He explained that French fighters canescort a suspicious aircraft into Swiss airspace, "but there is noquestion of shooting it down. It's a question of national sovereignty".
Laurent Savary解释说法国战机可以护航可疑飞机进入瑞士空域，“但这不是是否将其射落的问题，而是国家主权问题”
Swiss air space is under constantelectronic surveillance, he pointed out, adding that the wealthy Alpine nationis also studying the possibility of expanding its air force coverage to around- the- clock operation.
Laurent Savary还指出瑞士空域有不间断的电子监控，并称富裕的阿尔卑斯国家还在研究全天候办公的可行性
That plan is however not set to kick intoaction until 2020, when Switzerlandis expected to replace its fleet of fighters with Swedish Gripen planes.
但该计划在2020年之前还不会实施，到时候瑞士有望使用瑞典的黑鹰战机取代自己的战机群
The purchase of the Swedish planes mean whilerely on whether it is approved in an upcoming popular vote, with a pollpublished Monday showing 53 percent of Swiss oppose the deal.
但对瑞典飞机的采购需要依赖全国的公投结果，周一的投票结果显示53%的瑞士人发对这一交易
Comments：
K hie m
Sounds like O U R Air Force when I was in Vietnam!
听起来像是我在越南的时候我们的空军！
W H A T!
I guess if a country was to invade Switzerland...ithas to be at 5pm...
我猜如果一个国家要入侵瑞士，肯定是下午五点之后
Jim T
Guess every one now knows when to attack Switzerland.Does the Swiss air force take long lunches and coffee breaks?
我猜现在大家都知道什么时候攻击瑞士了。瑞士空军午饭和咖啡休息时间特别长吗？
U S Vet
according to their hours, they close fromnoon to 130pm
根据他们的时间，他们从中午休息到下午一点半
Judy guy l
BEEP ! ;; Thank you for calling the SwissAir Force. We are closed at the present time. Please leave your name &return number & your call will be returned as soon as possible. If you needto start a war P R E S S 2 & wait for the next available operator. Yourcall is important to us. BEE EEE EEP !
嘟嘟：谢谢致电瑞士空军，我们目前关门了，请留下你的姓名以及来电号码，我们会尽快给你回电。如果你想开启战争请按2号键，等待下一位接线员。你的电话对我们来说很重要。嘟嘟嘟！
Ricky_ Recruit
That's what it's like to serve in a countrythat isn't locked in perpetual war.
这就是不被持久战拖累国家的服务机构应该有的样子
G a r y
I'm glad he didn't plan to bomb Geneva. Sleep tighttonight, your air force is zz zz zz zz
我很高兴他没有计划轰炸日内瓦，今晚可以睡个安稳觉了，你的空军在打呼噜呢
Iron Horse
I hope it doesn’t take a nationalcatastrophe to wake them up?
我希望这不需要大灾难把他们叫醒
MARK GLAU BIT Z
All kidding aside, Switzer land hasn't beenin a war since the Middle Ages, with or with out an air force.
抛开玩笑，瑞士自从中世纪开始就没有卷入战争，不管有没有空军
Y von ne
this might be why! L o l
这可能就是原因！哈哈
Detritus of Sloth
But if any thing warrants a fight betweenbreakfast and lunch, lunch and dinner, Monday thru Friday, we're your guy!Don't tangle with us!
但如果某场战争发生在早饭和午饭，午饭和晚饭，周一和周五之间发生，就不要和我们纠缠了！
Stud ley l
Switzerland just voted to keep terrorist invaders out.
瑞士刚投票把恐怖主义者驱逐在外
Danie l l
So in other words if your going to invade Switzerlanddo so when business are closed.
换句话说如果你想入侵瑞士，要在他们下班之后这么做
J O E L
Would they have shot down a plane full ofinnocent passengers? Would not want to make that decision.
他们会射落一架有无辜乘客的飞机吗？可能不会做这样的决定
Love lance bro
That's why every body in Switzer land has agun and is trained to use it, because it looks like you are on your own if S #!tgoes down after hours.
这就是为什么瑞士每个人都有枪支，并受过训练如何使用，因为看起来你要在空军下班后靠自己了！
Some Dude
Switzerland is a great place. People are happier, healthier, better educated,and wealthier than Americans...and "the g o v t" runs their health care.They also aren't the target of terrorists because they don't send their ownterrorists around the world to usurp wealth and manipulate governments.
瑞士是一个好地方。人们更加开心，更加健康，受过更好的教育，比美国人更有钱…政府承担他们的医保，他们还不是恐怖主义的目标因为他们不会把自己的恐怖主义派往全球篡夺财富和操纵政府
R P C
It worked out good. No body got hurt
看起来不错，没有人受伤
Toe cutter
"I'm sorry sir, but you are notpermitted to invade us. You don't have an appointment"
“我很抱歉先生，你现在不允许入侵我们，你没有预约”
Stephen C R
Swiss fighters grounded during hijacking asoutside office hours. Sounds like the U S before Pearl Harbor.
劫机事件发生时，瑞士战机因不在工作时间并未飞行，听起来像是美国攻击珍珠港之前的状态
Rat Racer
So the Swiss Air Force closes down fromnoon to 1:30 for lunch hour? I take back all the bad things I said about theFrench.
所以瑞士空军在中午到下午一点半的时候关闭？我收回自己对法国说的坏话
Came ron m
Then why do they fund the air force at all.
那他们为什么还要资助自己的空军
Thomas l l
If we ever have to invade Switzerland, it'sa 5:30pm kick- off time.
如果我们要入侵瑞士，请选择下午五点半开球
T k racing
Y e a h sorry we couldn t defend our selvesfrom that bomb because we were clocked out.
抱歉我们不能保卫我们自己不受炸弹攻击，因为我们打卡下班了
Steeler man x
Exx xxcellent! I will simply invade at 5:01P M. Bw ww waaaa aahaha haha haha!
很好！我会简单选择下午五点零一分入侵，哈哈哈！
Stop Censoring Me
Holy Cow....I pray W W I I I doesn't startwhen they are off the clock!
不会吧……我祈祷三战不会因为他们的无偿加班开始！
Ang sty coder
A: "Sir! We're being invaded! Wemust-"
B: "Nope! We're closed. Tell them tocome back later."
A: "Um m m...."
A：“先生，我们被入侵了！我们必须—”
B：“不！我们关门了，告诉他们晚点再来”
A：“饿…”
Chi per Soft
C: "What did he say?"
D: "He said we have to come backlater."
C: "What? How much later? I have topick my kid up from dance class."
D: "H E Y! HOW MUCH LATER? LIKE, CANWE INVADE YOU IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS OR SHOULD W E COME BACK TOMORROW?"
C：“他说什么？”
D：“他说我们得晚点再去”
C：“什么？晚多久？我还得去舞蹈班接我孩子呢”
D：“嘿！我们得晚多久？我们得等几个小时还是得明天再回来？”
The_ One_ Above_ All
Bad Luck Switzerland: gets invaded by everyother country at 5:01 p.m.
瑞士运气不佳：每次都是下午5:01遭别国入侵
Torpe do shit
now we know when to attack
现在我们知道何时进行攻击了
Dreams please o
If you read the article, the Swissgovernment pays neighboring countries to patrol their borders and respond tothese types of situations, which is what happened here. They don't put the sametype of emphasis on military dominance as some countries, since they are prettyneutral.
如果你读了文章，瑞士政府付钱给邻国进行边境巡逻，并对局势作出回应，就是这样发生的。他们不会像一些国家一样强调军事的主导权，因为他们很中立
In ker tus_ z
"We're sorry, we're closed right now, ifyou'd like to report a hijacking, please do so between the hours of 9 A M and 5 P M. Thank you and have a niceday."
“我们很抱歉，目前我们下班了，如果你想报告劫机，请在早上九点至下午五点报告，谢谢祝你愉快”
Feather back now
Swiss fighters grounded during hijacking asoutside office hours
I think this is the most civilized thing Ihave ever heard of.
劫机事件发生时，瑞士战机因不在工作时间并未飞行
我觉得这是我听过最文明的事情
Less leading l
That's neutral as fuck.
这太特么中立了
X er beros
Same thing in Sweden. And we have Russian bombersdoing practice runs just out side the border.
http://www.defensenews.com/article/20130502/DEFREG/304290022/Russian-Attack-Raises-Questions-Over-Sweden-s-Readiness
瑞典也是这样，我们有俄罗斯轰炸机在边境外活动
http://www.defensenews.com/article/20130502/DEFREG/304290022/Russian-Attack-Raises-Questions-Over-Sweden-s-Readiness
dynamic perf it
It's actually a brilliant negotiationstrategy.
It establishes that Swtizerland doesn'tgive a fuck and gives them a strong advantage.
这其实是很不错的协商策略
这说明瑞士不会在意，给他们强大的优势
Pe ra_ lurk
So... Only bomb Switzer land nights and weekends.
所以……只有在夜晚和周末轰炸瑞士
I Eat Woofers
...And because we have contracts with France and Germany (I think), so when thishappens, they help. Worked out quite well if you ask me!
因为我们和法国和德国有合约，所以事情发生的时候，他们帮我们，如果你问我我觉得很不错！
Texas guy l
What if it happened during lunch time?
万一在午餐时间发生怎么办？
Jeff p g
Before we get all high and mighty, recallthat on 9/11 we didn't have any armed fighters available either, and the onlyplanes scrambled, which were too late any way, weren't armed.
在我们变强大之前，回忆一下911事件时，我们没有武装的战机可以用，而唯一升空的飞机也太晚了而且没有武装
gk3 colours red
I fore see an increase in unexpectedflights in the evenings, nights and early mornings...
我预见了晚上以及早晨意外飞机数量的增长
Don que xa da
An hour and a half for lunch? Fuck. Brb,joining Swiss Air Force.
午饭要一个半小时？该死，应该加入瑞士空军的
A d v man
This is how Egypt fell during the Arab war
这就是埃及输掉阿拉伯战争的原因
The Final Journey
the most netural country on earth people
地球上最中立的国家
whisky nom nom
The Swiss have an air force...?
瑞士还有空军……？
Vis karen vis la
When you have the U S A defending all of Europe from attack with it s giant military these kindsof things are passable.
当你有军事巨头美国保卫欧洲所有国家的时候，这些事情就行得通了
Nao p to vke
I don't believe this for a second.Militaries don't have business hours.
我根本就没信心这个，军事不可能有营业时间
John do the second one
the swiss were too busy counting dirtymoney.
瑞士忙着洗肮脏的钱呢
giz a dog
O h no. Tragic!
喔不，悲剧！
Papa Delta Yankee
So the Swiss basically said, "Bestinvaded after business hours..."
所以瑞士基本在说，“最好营业时间之后入侵我们”
文章链接：http://news.yahoo.com/swiss-fighters-grounded-during-hijacking-outside-office-hours-182241347.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory
正文：
Geneva (AFP) - No Swiss fighter jets were scrambled Monday when anEthiopian Airlines co- pilot hijacked his own plane and forced it to land in Geneva, because ithappened outside business hours, the Swiss air force said.
瑞士空军称，周一埃塞俄比亚航空的飞机被副驾驶劫机，并被迫降落在日内瓦时，没有瑞士战机护航，因为不在瑞士战机的工作时间
When the co-pilot on flight ET-702 from Addis Ababa to Romelocked himself in the cockpit while the pilot went to the bath room andannounced a hijacking, Italian and French fighter jets were scrambled to escortthe plane through their respective air spaces.
从埃塞俄比亚AddisAbaba 飞往罗马的ET-702飞机途中被自己的副驾驶劫机，他趁飞行员前往厕所时锁住了驾驶舱门进行劫机行动。意大利和法国战机分别从各自的空域前来护航
But although the co-pilot-turned-hijackerquickly announced he wanted to land the plane in Switzerland,where he later said he aimed to seek asylum, Switzerland's fleet of F-18s andF-5 Tigers remained on the ground, Swiss air force spokes man Laurent Savarytold AFP.
虽然副驾驶劫机者立刻宣布了自己想要着陆在瑞士，他之后称想要在此寻求庇护，但瑞士的F-18和F-5战机却还停留在地面上，瑞士空军发言人Laurent Savary对法新社说道
This, he explained, was because the Swissair force is only available during office hours. These are reported to be from8am until noon, then 1:30 to 5pm.
Laurent Savary之后解释说，瑞士空军只有在工作时间才能使用，据称是从早上八点到中午，然后下午一点半到下午五点
"Switzerland can not intervenebecause its air bases are closed at night and on the weekend," he said,adding: "It's a question of budget and staffing."
Laurent Savary说，“瑞士无法介入，因为空军基地在晚间和周末是关闭的，这是预算和人事安排的问题”
Monday's hijacking, carried out by 31- year-old Hailemedehin Abera Tagegn, according to Addis Ababa,took place in the very early hours, with the aircraft and its 202 passengersand crew landing safely in Geneva at 6:02 am (0502 GMT).
根据Addis Ababa地方的报道，周一的劫机事件是31岁的Hailemedehin Abera Tagegn实施的，发生的时间非常早，飞机和其202名乘客和工作人员在早上6点02分安全着陆在日内瓦
That was just two minutes after the airportopened for business, and two hours before the Swiss air force is operational.
那仅仅是机场开始营业后两分钟的时间，而瑞士空军距离开始运行还有两小时时间
Savary said Switzerlandrelies heavily on deals with its neighbours, especially France, to helppolice its air space outside regular office hours.
Laurent Savary称瑞士严重依赖和邻国的协约，特别是法国，以帮助瑞士在非工作时间管制空域
He explained that French fighters canescort a suspicious aircraft into Swiss airspace, "but there is noquestion of shooting it down. It's a question of national sovereignty".
Laurent Savary解释说法国战机可以护航可疑飞机进入瑞士空域，“但这不是是否将其射落的问题，而是国家主权问题”
Swiss air space is under constantelectronic surveillance, he pointed out, adding that the wealthy Alpine nationis also studying the possibility of expanding its air force coverage to around- the- clock operation.
Laurent Savary还指出瑞士空域有不间断的电子监控，并称富裕的阿尔卑斯国家还在研究全天候办公的可行性
That plan is however not set to kick intoaction until 2020, when Switzerlandis expected to replace its fleet of fighters with Swedish Gripen planes.
但该计划在2020年之前还不会实施，到时候瑞士有望使用瑞典的黑鹰战机取代自己的战机群
The purchase of the Swedish planes mean whilerely on whether it is approved in an upcoming popular vote, with a pollpublished Monday showing 53 percent of Swiss oppose the deal.
但对瑞典飞机的采购需要依赖全国的公投结果，周一的投票结果显示53%的瑞士人发对这一交易
Comments：
K hie m
Sounds like O U R Air Force when I was in Vietnam!
听起来像是我在越南的时候我们的空军！
W H A T!
I guess if a country was to invade Switzerland...ithas to be at 5pm...
我猜如果一个国家要入侵瑞士，肯定是下午五点之后
Jim T
Guess every one now knows when to attack Switzerland.Does the Swiss air force take long lunches and coffee breaks?
我猜现在大家都知道什么时候攻击瑞士了。瑞士空军午饭和咖啡休息时间特别长吗？
U S Vet
according to their hours, they close fromnoon to 130pm
根据他们的时间，他们从中午休息到下午一点半
Judy guy l
BEEP ! ;; Thank you for calling the SwissAir Force. We are closed at the present time. Please leave your name &return number & your call will be returned as soon as possible. If you needto start a war P R E S S 2 & wait for the next available operator. Yourcall is important to us. BEE EEE EEP !
嘟嘟：谢谢致电瑞士空军，我们目前关门了，请留下你的姓名以及来电号码，我们会尽快给你回电。如果你想开启战争请按2号键，等待下一位接线员。你的电话对我们来说很重要。嘟嘟嘟！
Ricky_ Recruit
That's what it's like to serve in a countrythat isn't locked in perpetual war.
这就是不被持久战拖累国家的服务机构应该有的样子
G a r y
I'm glad he didn't plan to bomb Geneva. Sleep tighttonight, your air force is zz zz zz zz
我很高兴他没有计划轰炸日内瓦，今晚可以睡个安稳觉了，你的空军在打呼噜呢
Iron Horse
I hope it doesn’t take a nationalcatastrophe to wake them up?
我希望这不需要大灾难把他们叫醒
MARK GLAU BIT Z
All kidding aside, Switzer land hasn't beenin a war since the Middle Ages, with or with out an air force.
抛开玩笑，瑞士自从中世纪开始就没有卷入战争，不管有没有空军
Y von ne
this might be why! L o l
这可能就是原因！哈哈
Detritus of Sloth
But if any thing warrants a fight betweenbreakfast and lunch, lunch and dinner, Monday thru Friday, we're your guy!Don't tangle with us!
但如果某场战争发生在早饭和午饭，午饭和晚饭，周一和周五之间发生，就不要和我们纠缠了！
Stud ley l
Switzerland just voted to keep terrorist invaders out.
瑞士刚投票把恐怖主义者驱逐在外
Danie l l
So in other words if your going to invade Switzerlanddo so when business are closed.
换句话说如果你想入侵瑞士，要在他们下班之后这么做
J O E L
Would they have shot down a plane full ofinnocent passengers? Would not want to make that decision.
他们会射落一架有无辜乘客的飞机吗？可能不会做这样的决定
Love lance bro
That's why every body in Switzer land has agun and is trained to use it, because it looks like you are on your own if S #!tgoes down after hours.
这就是为什么瑞士每个人都有枪支，并受过训练如何使用，因为看起来你要在空军下班后靠自己了！
Some Dude
Switzerland is a great place. People are happier, healthier, better educated,and wealthier than Americans...and "the g o v t" runs their health care.They also aren't the target of terrorists because they don't send their ownterrorists around the world to usurp wealth and manipulate governments.
瑞士是一个好地方。人们更加开心，更加健康，受过更好的教育，比美国人更有钱…政府承担他们的医保，他们还不是恐怖主义的目标因为他们不会把自己的恐怖主义派往全球篡夺财富和操纵政府
R P C
It worked out good. No body got hurt
看起来不错，没有人受伤
Toe cutter
"I'm sorry sir, but you are notpermitted to invade us. You don't have an appointment"
“我很抱歉先生，你现在不允许入侵我们，你没有预约”
Stephen C R
Swiss fighters grounded during hijacking asoutside office hours. Sounds like the U S before Pearl Harbor.
劫机事件发生时，瑞士战机因不在工作时间并未飞行，听起来像是美国攻击珍珠港之前的状态
Rat Racer
So the Swiss Air Force closes down fromnoon to 1:30 for lunch hour? I take back all the bad things I said about theFrench.
所以瑞士空军在中午到下午一点半的时候关闭？我收回自己对法国说的坏话
Came ron m
Then why do they fund the air force at all.
那他们为什么还要资助自己的空军
Thomas l l
If we ever have to invade Switzerland, it'sa 5:30pm kick- off time.
如果我们要入侵瑞士，请选择下午五点半开球
T k racing
Y e a h sorry we couldn t defend our selvesfrom that bomb because we were clocked out.
抱歉我们不能保卫我们自己不受炸弹攻击，因为我们打卡下班了
Steeler man x
Exx xxcellent! I will simply invade at 5:01P M. Bw ww waaaa aahaha haha haha!
很好！我会简单选择下午五点零一分入侵，哈哈哈！
Stop Censoring Me
Holy Cow....I pray W W I I I doesn't startwhen they are off the clock!
不会吧……我祈祷三战不会因为他们的无偿加班开始！
Ang sty coder
A: "Sir! We're being invaded! Wemust-"
B: "Nope! We're closed. Tell them tocome back later."
A: "Um m m...."
A：“先生，我们被入侵了！我们必须—”
B：“不！我们关门了，告诉他们晚点再来”
A：“饿…”
Chi per Soft
C: "What did he say?"
D: "He said we have to come backlater."
C: "What? How much later? I have topick my kid up from dance class."
D: "H E Y! HOW MUCH LATER? LIKE, CANWE INVADE YOU IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS OR SHOULD W E COME BACK TOMORROW?"
C：“他说什么？”
D：“他说我们得晚点再去”
C：“什么？晚多久？我还得去舞蹈班接我孩子呢”
D：“嘿！我们得晚多久？我们得等几个小时还是得明天再回来？”
The_ One_ Above_ All
Bad Luck Switzerland: gets invaded by everyother country at 5:01 p.m.
瑞士运气不佳：每次都是下午5:01遭别国入侵
Torpe do shit
now we know when to attack
现在我们知道何时进行攻击了
Dreams please o
If you read the article, the Swissgovernment pays neighboring countries to patrol their borders and respond tothese types of situations, which is what happened here. They don't put the sametype of emphasis on military dominance as some countries, since they are prettyneutral.
如果你读了文章，瑞士政府付钱给邻国进行边境巡逻，并对局势作出回应，就是这样发生的。他们不会像一些国家一样强调军事的主导权，因为他们很中立
In ker tus_ z
"We're sorry, we're closed right now, ifyou'd like to report a hijacking, please do so between the hours of 9 A M and 5 P M. Thank you and have a niceday."
“我们很抱歉，目前我们下班了，如果你想报告劫机，请在早上九点至下午五点报告，谢谢祝你愉快”
Feather back now
Swiss fighters grounded during hijacking asoutside office hours
I think this is the most civilized thing Ihave ever heard of.
劫机事件发生时，瑞士战机因不在工作时间并未飞行
我觉得这是我听过最文明的事情
Less leading l
That's neutral as fuck.
这太特么中立了
X er beros
Same thing in Sweden. And we have Russian bombersdoing practice runs just out side the border.
http://www.defensenews.com/article/20130502/DEFREG/304290022/Russian-Attack-Raises-Questions-Over-Sweden-s-Readiness
瑞典也是这样，我们有俄罗斯轰炸机在边境外活动
http://www.defensenews.com/article/20130502/DEFREG/304290022/Russian-Attack-Raises-Questions-Over-Sweden-s-Readiness
dynamic perf it
It's actually a brilliant negotiationstrategy.
It establishes that Swtizerland doesn'tgive a fuck and gives them a strong advantage.
这其实是很不错的协商策略
这说明瑞士不会在意，给他们强大的优势
Pe ra_ lurk
So... Only bomb Switzer land nights and weekends.
所以……只有在夜晚和周末轰炸瑞士
I Eat Woofers
...And because we have contracts with France and Germany (I think), so when thishappens, they help. Worked out quite well if you ask me!
因为我们和法国和德国有合约，所以事情发生的时候，他们帮我们，如果你问我我觉得很不错！
Texas guy l
What if it happened during lunch time?
万一在午餐时间发生怎么办？
Jeff p g
Before we get all high and mighty, recallthat on 9/11 we didn't have any armed fighters available either, and the onlyplanes scrambled, which were too late any way, weren't armed.
在我们变强大之前，回忆一下911事件时，我们没有武装的战机可以用，而唯一升空的飞机也太晚了而且没有武装
gk3 colours red
I fore see an increase in unexpectedflights in the evenings, nights and early mornings...
我预见了晚上以及早晨意外飞机数量的增长
Don que xa da
An hour and a half for lunch? Fuck. Brb,joining Swiss Air Force.
午饭要一个半小时？该死，应该加入瑞士空军的
A d v man
This is how Egypt fell during the Arab war
这就是埃及输掉阿拉伯战争的原因
The Final Journey
the most netural country on earth people
地球上最中立的国家
whisky nom nom
The Swiss have an air force...?
瑞士还有空军……？
Vis karen vis la
When you have the U S A defending all of Europe from attack with it s giant military these kindsof things are passable.
当你有军事巨头美国保卫欧洲所有国家的时候，这些事情就行得通了
Nao p to vke
I don't believe this for a second.Militaries don't have business hours.
我根本就没信心这个，军事不可能有营业时间
John do the second one
the swiss were too busy counting dirtymoney.
瑞士忙着洗肮脏的钱呢
giz a dog
O h no. Tragic!
喔不，悲剧！
Papa Delta Yankee
So the Swiss basically said, "Bestinvaded after business hours..."
所以瑞士基本在说，“最好营业时间之后入侵我们”
正文：
Geneva (AFP) - No Swiss fighter jets were scrambled Monday when anEthiopian Airlines co- pilot hijacked his own plane and forced it to land in Geneva, because ithappened outside business hours, the Swiss air force said.
瑞士空军称，周一埃塞俄比亚航空的飞机被副驾驶劫机，并被迫降落在日内瓦时，没有瑞士战机护航，因为不在瑞士战机的工作时间
When the co-pilot on flight ET-702 from Addis Ababa to Romelocked himself in the cockpit while the pilot went to the bath room andannounced a hijacking, Italian and French fighter jets were scrambled to escortthe plane through their respective air spaces.
从埃塞俄比亚AddisAbaba 飞往罗马的ET-702飞机途中被自己的副驾驶劫机，他趁飞行员前往厕所时锁住了驾驶舱门进行劫机行动。意大利和法国战机分别从各自的空域前来护航
But although the co-pilot-turned-hijackerquickly announced he wanted to land the plane in Switzerland,where he later said he aimed to seek asylum, Switzerland's fleet of F-18s andF-5 Tigers remained on the ground, Swiss air force spokes man Laurent Savarytold AFP.
虽然副驾驶劫机者立刻宣布了自己想要着陆在瑞士，他之后称想要在此寻求庇护，但瑞士的F-18和F-5战机却还停留在地面上，瑞士空军发言人Laurent Savary对法新社说道
This, he explained, was because the Swissair force is only available during office hours. These are reported to be from8am until noon, then 1:30 to 5pm.
Laurent Savary之后解释说，瑞士空军只有在工作时间才能使用，据称是从早上八点到中午，然后下午一点半到下午五点
"Switzerland can not intervenebecause its air bases are closed at night and on the weekend," he said,adding: "It's a question of budget and staffing."
Laurent Savary说，“瑞士无法介入，因为空军基地在晚间和周末是关闭的，这是预算和人事安排的问题”
Monday's hijacking, carried out by 31- year-old Hailemedehin Abera Tagegn, according to Addis Ababa,took place in the very early hours, with the aircraft and its 202 passengersand crew landing safely in Geneva at 6:02 am (0502 GMT).
根据Addis Ababa地方的报道，周一的劫机事件是31岁的Hailemedehin Abera Tagegn实施的，发生的时间非常早，飞机和其202名乘客和工作人员在早上6点02分安全着陆在日内瓦
That was just two minutes after the airportopened for business, and two hours before the Swiss air force is operational.
那仅仅是机场开始营业后两分钟的时间，而瑞士空军距离开始运行还有两小时时间
Savary said Switzerlandrelies heavily on deals with its neighbours, especially France, to helppolice its air space outside regular office hours.
Laurent Savary称瑞士严重依赖和邻国的协约，特别是法国，以帮助瑞士在非工作时间管制空域
He explained that French fighters canescort a suspicious aircraft into Swiss airspace, "but there is noquestion of shooting it down. It's a question of national sovereignty".
Laurent Savary解释说法国战机可以护航可疑飞机进入瑞士空域，“但这不是是否将其射落的问题，而是国家主权问题”
Swiss air space is under constantelectronic surveillance, he pointed out, adding that the wealthy Alpine nationis also studying the possibility of expanding its air force coverage to around- the- clock operation.
Laurent Savary还指出瑞士空域有不间断的电子监控，并称富裕的阿尔卑斯国家还在研究全天候办公的可行性
That plan is however not set to kick intoaction until 2020, when Switzerlandis expected to replace its fleet of fighters with Swedish Gripen planes.
但该计划在2020年之前还不会实施，到时候瑞士有望使用瑞典的黑鹰战机取代自己的战机群
The purchase of the Swedish planes mean whilerely on whether it is approved in an upcoming popular vote, with a pollpublished Monday showing 53 percent of Swiss oppose the deal.
但对瑞典飞机的采购需要依赖全国的公投结果，周一的投票结果显示53%的瑞士人发对这一交易
Comments：
K hie m
Sounds like O U R Air Force when I was in Vietnam!
听起来像是我在越南的时候我们的空军！
W H A T!
I guess if a country was to invade Switzerland...ithas to be at 5pm...
我猜如果一个国家要入侵瑞士，肯定是下午五点之后
Jim T
Guess every one now knows when to attack Switzerland.Does the Swiss air force take long lunches and coffee breaks?
我猜现在大家都知道什么时候攻击瑞士了。瑞士空军午饭和咖啡休息时间特别长吗？
U S Vet
according to their hours, they close fromnoon to 130pm
根据他们的时间，他们从中午休息到下午一点半
Judy guy l
BEEP ! ;; Thank you for calling the SwissAir Force. We are closed at the present time. Please leave your name &return number & your call will be returned as soon as possible. If you needto start a war P R E S S 2 & wait for the next available operator. Yourcall is important to us. BEE EEE EEP !
嘟嘟：谢谢致电瑞士空军，我们目前关门了，请留下你的姓名以及来电号码，我们会尽快给你回电。如果你想开启战争请按2号键，等待下一位接线员。你的电话对我们来说很重要。嘟嘟嘟！
Ricky_ Recruit
That's what it's like to serve in a countrythat isn't locked in perpetual war.
这就是不被持久战拖累国家的服务机构应该有的样子
G a r y
I'm glad he didn't plan to bomb Geneva. Sleep tighttonight, your air force is zz zz zz zz
我很高兴他没有计划轰炸日内瓦，今晚可以睡个安稳觉了，你的空军在打呼噜呢
Iron Horse
I hope it doesn’t take a nationalcatastrophe to wake them up?
我希望这不需要大灾难把他们叫醒
MARK GLAU BIT Z
All kidding aside, Switzer land hasn't beenin a war since the Middle Ages, with or with out an air force.
抛开玩笑，瑞士自从中世纪开始就没有卷入战争，不管有没有空军
Y von ne
this might be why! L o l
这可能就是原因！哈哈
Detritus of Sloth
But if any thing warrants a fight betweenbreakfast and lunch, lunch and dinner, Monday thru Friday, we're your guy!Don't tangle with us!
但如果某场战争发生在早饭和午饭，午饭和晚饭，周一和周五之间发生，就不要和我们纠缠了！
Stud ley l
Switzerland just voted to keep terrorist invaders out.
瑞士刚投票把恐怖主义者驱逐在外
Danie l l
So in other words if your going to invade Switzerlanddo so when business are closed.
换句话说如果你想入侵瑞士，要在他们下班之后这么做
J O E L
Would they have shot down a plane full ofinnocent passengers? Would not want to make that decision.
他们会射落一架有无辜乘客的飞机吗？可能不会做这样的决定
Love lance bro
That's why every body in Switzer land has agun and is trained to use it, because it looks like you are on your own if S #!tgoes down after hours.
这就是为什么瑞士每个人都有枪支，并受过训练如何使用，因为看起来你要在空军下班后靠自己了！
Some Dude
Switzerland is a great place. People are happier, healthier, better educated,and wealthier than Americans...and "the g o v t" runs their health care.They also aren't the target of terrorists because they don't send their ownterrorists around the world to usurp wealth and manipulate governments.
瑞士是一个好地方。人们更加开心，更加健康，受过更好的教育，比美国人更有钱…政府承担他们的医保，他们还不是恐怖主义的目标因为他们不会把自己的恐怖主义派往全球篡夺财富和操纵政府
R P C
It worked out good. No body got hurt
看起来不错，没有人受伤
Toe cutter
"I'm sorry sir, but you are notpermitted to invade us. You don't have an appointment"
“我很抱歉先生，你现在不允许入侵我们，你没有预约”
Stephen C R
Swiss fighters grounded during hijacking asoutside office hours. Sounds like the U S before Pearl Harbor.
劫机事件发生时，瑞士战机因不在工作时间并未飞行，听起来像是美国攻击珍珠港之前的状态
Rat Racer
So the Swiss Air Force closes down fromnoon to 1:30 for lunch hour? I take back all the bad things I said about theFrench.
所以瑞士空军在中午到下午一点半的时候关闭？我收回自己对法国说的坏话
Came ron m
Then why do they fund the air force at all.
那他们为什么还要资助自己的空军
Thomas l l
If we ever have to invade Switzerland, it'sa 5:30pm kick- off time.
如果我们要入侵瑞士，请选择下午五点半开球
T k racing
Y e a h sorry we couldn t defend our selvesfrom that bomb because we were clocked out.
抱歉我们不能保卫我们自己不受炸弹攻击，因为我们打卡下班了
Steeler man x
Exx xxcellent! I will simply invade at 5:01P M. Bw ww waaaa aahaha haha haha!
很好！我会简单选择下午五点零一分入侵，哈哈哈！
Stop Censoring Me
Holy Cow....I pray W W I I I doesn't startwhen they are off the clock!
不会吧……我祈祷三战不会因为他们的无偿加班开始！
Ang sty coder
A: "Sir! We're being invaded! Wemust-"
B: "Nope! We're closed. Tell them tocome back later."
A: "Um m m...."
A：“先生，我们被入侵了！我们必须—”
B：“不！我们关门了，告诉他们晚点再来”
A：“饿…”
Chi per Soft
C: "What did he say?"
D: "He said we have to come backlater."
C: "What? How much later? I have topick my kid up from dance class."
D: "H E Y! HOW MUCH LATER? LIKE, CANWE INVADE YOU IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS OR SHOULD W E COME BACK TOMORROW?"
C：“他说什么？”
D：“他说我们得晚点再去”
C：“什么？晚多久？我还得去舞蹈班接我孩子呢”
D：“嘿！我们得晚多久？我们得等几个小时还是得明天再回来？”
The_ One_ Above_ All
Bad Luck Switzerland: gets invaded by everyother country at 5:01 p.m.
瑞士运气不佳：每次都是下午5:01遭别国入侵
Torpe do shit
now we know when to attack
现在我们知道何时进行攻击了
Dreams please o
If you read the article, the Swissgovernment pays neighboring countries to patrol their borders and respond tothese types of situations, which is what happened here. They don't put the sametype of emphasis on military dominance as some countries, since they are prettyneutral.
如果你读了文章，瑞士政府付钱给邻国进行边境巡逻，并对局势作出回应，就是这样发生的。他们不会像一些国家一样强调军事的主导权，因为他们很中立
In ker tus_ z
"We're sorry, we're closed right now, ifyou'd like to report a hijacking, please do so between the hours of 9 A M and 5 P M. Thank you and have a niceday."
“我们很抱歉，目前我们下班了，如果你想报告劫机，请在早上九点至下午五点报告，谢谢祝你愉快”
Feather back now
Swiss fighters grounded during hijacking asoutside office hours
I think this is the most civilized thing Ihave ever heard of.
劫机事件发生时，瑞士战机因不在工作时间并未飞行
我觉得这是我听过最文明的事情
Less leading l
That's neutral as fuck.
这太特么中立了
X er beros
Same thing in Sweden. And we have Russian bombersdoing practice runs just out side the border.
http://www.defensenews.com/article/20130502/DEFREG/304290022/Russian-Attack-Raises-Questions-Over-Sweden-s-Readiness
瑞典也是这样，我们有俄罗斯轰炸机在边境外活动
http://www.defensenews.com/article/20130502/DEFREG/304290022/Russian-Attack-Raises-Questions-Over-Sweden-s-Readiness
dynamic perf it
It's actually a brilliant negotiationstrategy.
It establishes that Swtizerland doesn'tgive a fuck and gives them a strong advantage.
这其实是很不错的协商策略
这说明瑞士不会在意，给他们强大的优势
Pe ra_ lurk
So... Only bomb Switzer land nights and weekends.
所以……只有在夜晚和周末轰炸瑞士
I Eat Woofers
...And because we have contracts with France and Germany (I think), so when thishappens, they help. Worked out quite well if you ask me!
因为我们和法国和德国有合约，所以事情发生的时候，他们帮我们，如果你问我我觉得很不错！
Texas guy l
What if it happened during lunch time?
万一在午餐时间发生怎么办？
Jeff p g
Before we get all high and mighty, recallthat on 9/11 we didn't have any armed fighters available either, and the onlyplanes scrambled, which were too late any way, weren't armed.
在我们变强大之前，回忆一下911事件时，我们没有武装的战机可以用，而唯一升空的飞机也太晚了而且没有武装
gk3 colours red
I fore see an increase in unexpectedflights in the evenings, nights and early mornings...
我预见了晚上以及早晨意外飞机数量的增长
Don que xa da
An hour and a half for lunch? Fuck. Brb,joining Swiss Air Force.
午饭要一个半小时？该死，应该加入瑞士空军的
A d v man
This is how Egypt fell during the Arab war
这就是埃及输掉阿拉伯战争的原因
The Final Journey
the most netural country on earth people
地球上最中立的国家
whisky nom nom
The Swiss have an air force...?
瑞士还有空军……？
Vis karen vis la
When you have the U S A defending all of Europe from attack with it s giant military these kindsof things are passable.
当你有军事巨头美国保卫欧洲所有国家的时候，这些事情就行得通了
Nao p to vke
I don't believe this for a second.Militaries don't have business hours.
我根本就没信心这个，军事不可能有营业时间
John do the second one
the swiss were too busy counting dirtymoney.
瑞士忙着洗肮脏的钱呢
giz a dog
O h no. Tragic!
喔不，悲剧！
Papa Delta Yankee
So the Swiss basically said, "Bestinvaded after business hours..."
所以瑞士基本在说，“最好营业时间之后入侵我们”
文章链接：http://news.yahoo.com/swiss-fighters-grounded-during-hijacking-outside-office-hours-182241347.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory
正文：
Geneva (AFP) - No Swiss fighter jets were scrambled Monday when anEthiopian Airlines co- pilot hijacked his own plane and forced it to land in Geneva, because ithappened outside business hours, the Swiss air force said.
瑞士空军称，周一埃塞俄比亚航空的飞机被副驾驶劫机，并被迫降落在日内瓦时，没有瑞士战机护航，因为不在瑞士战机的工作时间
When the co-pilot on flight ET-702 from Addis Ababa to Romelocked himself in the cockpit while the pilot went to the bath room andannounced a hijacking, Italian and French fighter jets were scrambled to escortthe plane through their respective air spaces.
从埃塞俄比亚AddisAbaba 飞往罗马的ET-702飞机途中被自己的副驾驶劫机，他趁飞行员前往厕所时锁住了驾驶舱门进行劫机行动。意大利和法国战机分别从各自的空域前来护航
But although the co-pilot-turned-hijackerquickly announced he wanted to land the plane in Switzerland,where he later said he aimed to seek asylum, Switzerland's fleet of F-18s andF-5 Tigers remained on the ground, Swiss air force spokes man Laurent Savarytold AFP.
虽然副驾驶劫机者立刻宣布了自己想要着陆在瑞士，他之后称想要在此寻求庇护，但瑞士的F-18和F-5战机却还停留在地面上，瑞士空军发言人Laurent Savary对法新社说道
This, he explained, was because the Swissair force is only available during office hours. These are reported to be from8am until noon, then 1:30 to 5pm.
Laurent Savary之后解释说，瑞士空军只有在工作时间才能使用，据称是从早上八点到中午，然后下午一点半到下午五点
"Switzerland can not intervenebecause its air bases are closed at night and on the weekend," he said,adding: "It's a question of budget and staffing."
Laurent Savary说，“瑞士无法介入，因为空军基地在晚间和周末是关闭的，这是预算和人事安排的问题”
Monday's hijacking, carried out by 31- year-old Hailemedehin Abera Tagegn, according to Addis Ababa,took place in the very early hours, with the aircraft and its 202 passengersand crew landing safely in Geneva at 6:02 am (0502 GMT).
根据Addis Ababa地方的报道，周一的劫机事件是31岁的Hailemedehin Abera Tagegn实施的，发生的时间非常早，飞机和其202名乘客和工作人员在早上6点02分安全着陆在日内瓦
That was just two minutes after the airportopened for business, and two hours before the Swiss air force is operational.
那仅仅是机场开始营业后两分钟的时间，而瑞士空军距离开始运行还有两小时时间
Savary said Switzerlandrelies heavily on deals with its neighbours, especially France, to helppolice its air space outside regular office hours.
Laurent Savary称瑞士严重依赖和邻国的协约，特别是法国，以帮助瑞士在非工作时间管制空域
He explained that French fighters canescort a suspicious aircraft into Swiss airspace, "but there is noquestion of shooting it down. It's a question of national sovereignty".
Laurent Savary解释说法国战机可以护航可疑飞机进入瑞士空域，“但这不是是否将其射落的问题，而是国家主权问题”
Swiss air space is under constantelectronic surveillance, he pointed out, adding that the wealthy Alpine nationis also studying the possibility of expanding its air force coverage to around- the- clock operation.
Laurent Savary还指出瑞士空域有不间断的电子监控，并称富裕的阿尔卑斯国家还在研究全天候办公的可行性
That plan is however not set to kick intoaction until 2020, when Switzerlandis expected to replace its fleet of fighters with Swedish Gripen planes.
但该计划在2020年之前还不会实施，到时候瑞士有望使用瑞典的黑鹰战机取代自己的战机群
The purchase of the Swedish planes mean whilerely on whether it is approved in an upcoming popular vote, with a pollpublished Monday showing 53 percent of Swiss oppose the deal.
但对瑞典飞机的采购需要依赖全国的公投结果，周一的投票结果显示53%的瑞士人发对这一交易
Comments：
K hie m
Sounds like O U R Air Force when I was in Vietnam!
听起来像是我在越南的时候我们的空军！
W H A T!
I guess if a country was to invade Switzerland...ithas to be at 5pm...
我猜如果一个国家要入侵瑞士，肯定是下午五点之后
Jim T
Guess every one now knows when to attack Switzerland.Does the Swiss air force take long lunches and coffee breaks?
我猜现在大家都知道什么时候攻击瑞士了。瑞士空军午饭和咖啡休息时间特别长吗？
U S Vet
according to their hours, they close fromnoon to 130pm
根据他们的时间，他们从中午休息到下午一点半
Judy guy l
BEEP ! ;; Thank you for calling the SwissAir Force. We are closed at the present time. Please leave your name &return number & your call will be returned as soon as possible. If you needto start a war P R E S S 2 & wait for the next available operator. Yourcall is important to us. BEE EEE EEP !
嘟嘟：谢谢致电瑞士空军，我们目前关门了，请留下你的姓名以及来电号码，我们会尽快给你回电。如果你想开启战争请按2号键，等待下一位接线员。你的电话对我们来说很重要。嘟嘟嘟！
Ricky_ Recruit
That's what it's like to serve in a countrythat isn't locked in perpetual war.
这就是不被持久战拖累国家的服务机构应该有的样子
G a r y
I'm glad he didn't plan to bomb Geneva. Sleep tighttonight, your air force is zz zz zz zz
我很高兴他没有计划轰炸日内瓦，今晚可以睡个安稳觉了，你的空军在打呼噜呢
Iron Horse
I hope it doesn’t take a nationalcatastrophe to wake them up?
我希望这不需要大灾难把他们叫醒
MARK GLAU BIT Z
All kidding aside, Switzer land hasn't beenin a war since the Middle Ages, with or with out an air force.
抛开玩笑，瑞士自从中世纪开始就没有卷入战争，不管有没有空军
Y von ne
this might be why! L o l
这可能就是原因！哈哈
Detritus of Sloth
But if any thing warrants a fight betweenbreakfast and lunch, lunch and dinner, Monday thru Friday, we're your guy!Don't tangle with us!
但如果某场战争发生在早饭和午饭，午饭和晚饭，周一和周五之间发生，就不要和我们纠缠了！
Stud ley l
Switzerland just voted to keep terrorist invaders out.
瑞士刚投票把恐怖主义者驱逐在外
Danie l l
So in other words if your going to invade Switzerlanddo so when business are closed.
换句话说如果你想入侵瑞士，要在他们下班之后这么做
J O E L
Would they have shot down a plane full ofinnocent passengers? Would not want to make that decision.
他们会射落一架有无辜乘客的飞机吗？可能不会做这样的决定
Love lance bro
That's why every body in Switzer land has agun and is trained to use it, because it looks like you are on your own if S #!tgoes down after hours.
这就是为什么瑞士每个人都有枪支，并受过训练如何使用，因为看起来你要在空军下班后靠自己了！
Some Dude
Switzerland is a great place. People are happier, healthier, better educated,and wealthier than Americans...and "the g o v t" runs their health care.They also aren't the target of terrorists because they don't send their ownterrorists around the world to usurp wealth and manipulate governments.
瑞士是一个好地方。人们更加开心，更加健康，受过更好的教育，比美国人更有钱…政府承担他们的医保，他们还不是恐怖主义的目标因为他们不会把自己的恐怖主义派往全球篡夺财富和操纵政府
R P C
It worked out good. No body got hurt
看起来不错，没有人受伤
Toe cutter
"I'm sorry sir, but you are notpermitted to invade us. You don't have an appointment"
“我很抱歉先生，你现在不允许入侵我们，你没有预约”
Stephen C R
Swiss fighters grounded during hijacking asoutside office hours. Sounds like the U S before Pearl Harbor.
劫机事件发生时，瑞士战机因不在工作时间并未飞行，听起来像是美国攻击珍珠港之前的状态
Rat Racer
So the Swiss Air Force closes down fromnoon to 1:30 for lunch hour? I take back all the bad things I said about theFrench.
所以瑞士空军在中午到下午一点半的时候关闭？我收回自己对法国说的坏话
Came ron m
Then why do they fund the air force at all.
那他们为什么还要资助自己的空军
Thomas l l
If we ever have to invade Switzerland, it'sa 5:30pm kick- off time.
如果我们要入侵瑞士，请选择下午五点半开球
T k racing
Y e a h sorry we couldn t defend our selvesfrom that bomb because we were clocked out.
抱歉我们不能保卫我们自己不受炸弹攻击，因为我们打卡下班了
Steeler man x
Exx xxcellent! I will simply invade at 5:01P M. Bw ww waaaa aahaha haha haha!
很好！我会简单选择下午五点零一分入侵，哈哈哈！
Stop Censoring Me
Holy Cow....I pray W W I I I doesn't startwhen they are off the clock!
不会吧……我祈祷三战不会因为他们的无偿加班开始！
Ang sty coder
A: "Sir! We're being invaded! Wemust-"
B: "Nope! We're closed. Tell them tocome back later."
A: "Um m m...."
A：“先生，我们被入侵了！我们必须—”
B：“不！我们关门了，告诉他们晚点再来”
A：“饿…”
Chi per Soft
C: "What did he say?"
D: "He said we have to come backlater."
C: "What? How much later? I have topick my kid up from dance class."
D: "H E Y! HOW MUCH LATER? LIKE, CANWE INVADE YOU IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS OR SHOULD W E COME BACK TOMORROW?"
C：“他说什么？”
D：“他说我们得晚点再去”
C：“什么？晚多久？我还得去舞蹈班接我孩子呢”
D：“嘿！我们得晚多久？我们得等几个小时还是得明天再回来？”
The_ One_ Above_ All
Bad Luck Switzerland: gets invaded by everyother country at 5:01 p.m.
瑞士运气不佳：每次都是下午5:01遭别国入侵
Torpe do shit
now we know when to attack
现在我们知道何时进行攻击了
Dreams please o
If you read the article, the Swissgovernment pays neighboring countries to patrol their borders and respond tothese types of situations, which is what happened here. They don't put the sametype of emphasis on military dominance as some countries, since they are prettyneutral.
如果你读了文章，瑞士政府付钱给邻国进行边境巡逻，并对局势作出回应，就是这样发生的。他们不会像一些国家一样强调军事的主导权，因为他们很中立
In ker tus_ z
"We're sorry, we're closed right now, ifyou'd like to report a hijacking, please do so between the hours of 9 A M and 5 P M. Thank you and have a niceday."
“我们很抱歉，目前我们下班了，如果你想报告劫机，请在早上九点至下午五点报告，谢谢祝你愉快”
Feather back now
Swiss fighters grounded during hijacking asoutside office hours
I think this is the most civilized thing Ihave ever heard of.
劫机事件发生时，瑞士战机因不在工作时间并未飞行
我觉得这是我听过最文明的事情
Less leading l
That's neutral as fuck.
这太特么中立了
X er beros
Same thing in Sweden. And we have Russian bombersdoing practice runs just out side the border.
http://www.defensenews.com/article/20130502/DEFREG/304290022/Russian-Attack-Raises-Questions-Over-Sweden-s-Readiness
瑞典也是这样，我们有俄罗斯轰炸机在边境外活动
http://www.defensenews.com/article/20130502/DEFREG/304290022/Russian-Attack-Raises-Questions-Over-Sweden-s-Readiness
dynamic perf it
It's actually a brilliant negotiationstrategy.
It establishes that Swtizerland doesn'tgive a fuck and gives them a strong advantage.
这其实是很不错的协商策略
这说明瑞士不会在意，给他们强大的优势
Pe ra_ lurk
So... Only bomb Switzer land nights and weekends.
所以……只有在夜晚和周末轰炸瑞士
I Eat Woofers
...And because we have contracts with France and Germany (I think), so when thishappens, they help. Worked out quite well if you ask me!
因为我们和法国和德国有合约，所以事情发生的时候，他们帮我们，如果你问我我觉得很不错！
Texas guy l
What if it happened during lunch time?
万一在午餐时间发生怎么办？
Jeff p g
Before we get all high and mighty, recallthat on 9/11 we didn't have any armed fighters available either, and the onlyplanes scrambled, which were too late any way, weren't armed.
在我们变强大之前，回忆一下911事件时，我们没有武装的战机可以用，而唯一升空的飞机也太晚了而且没有武装
gk3 colours red
I fore see an increase in unexpectedflights in the evenings, nights and early mornings...
我预见了晚上以及早晨意外飞机数量的增长
Don que xa da
An hour and a half for lunch? Fuck. Brb,joining Swiss Air Force.
午饭要一个半小时？该死，应该加入瑞士空军的
A d v man
This is how Egypt fell during the Arab war
这就是埃及输掉阿拉伯战争的原因
The Final Journey
the most netural country on earth people
地球上最中立的国家
whisky nom nom
The Swiss have an air force...?
瑞士还有空军……？
Vis karen vis la
When you have the U S A defending all of Europe from attack with it s giant military these kindsof things are passable.
当你有军事巨头美国保卫欧洲所有国家的时候，这些事情就行得通了
Nao p to vke
I don't believe this for a second.Militaries don't have business hours.
我根本就没信心这个，军事不可能有营业时间
John do the second one
the swiss were too busy counting dirtymoney.
瑞士忙着洗肮脏的钱呢
giz a dog
O h no. Tragic!
喔不，悲剧！
Papa Delta Yankee
So the Swiss basically said, "Bestinvaded after business hours..."
所以瑞士基本在说，“最好营业时间之后入侵我们”
没有加班工资的么?
没有加班工资的么?
皿猪的加班是自愿的，老板让员工加班得看员工心情的。
皿猪的加班是自愿的，老板让员工加班得看员工心情的。
只能说明斯为斯的地缘政治环境优越
转载？原创？
不知道瑞士要空军干嘛, 有钱没地方花买飞机玩儿
瑞士空军正在洗钱哪！晚点再来，哥们！
这是空军变相朝政府要钱啊.
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
鬼子偷袭珍珠港的时候，这帮评论的网民还没出生呢
开什么玩笑呢 发表于 2014-2-20 09:07
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
这叫公伞私用，皿煮国家不能接受这样的行为。
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
这叫公伞私用，皿煮国家不能接受这样的行为。
开什么玩笑呢 发表于 2014-2-20 09:07
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
这个可以有！
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
这个可以有！
开什么玩笑呢 发表于 2014-2-20 09:07
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
然后再打的回家？发票报销么....
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
然后再打的回家？发票报销么....
瑞士是一个好地方。人们更加开心，更加健康，受过更好的教育，比美国人更有钱…政府承担他们的医保，他们还不是恐怖主义的目标因为他们不会把自己的恐怖主义派往全球篡夺财富和操纵政府
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美国也有喷子。。。。。
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美国也有喷子。。。。。
开什么玩笑呢 发表于 2014-2-20 09:07
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
问题是救援人员也下班了啊，你还敢跳吗。
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
问题是救援人员也下班了啊，你还敢跳吗。
开什么玩笑呢 发表于 2014-2-20 09:07
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
以瑞士人的风格，他们的飞行计划可以精确到你的飞机可以在5点整机轮触地。
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
以瑞士人的风格，他们的飞行计划可以精确到你的飞机可以在5点整机轮触地。
欧洲再这么和平个五十年，会不会就这么废掉，干脆不会打仗了？那个时候我们就可以考虑报鸦片战争一箭之仇了！
以瑞士人的风格，他们的飞行计划可以精确到你的飞机可以在5点整机轮触地。
万一有考勤，误了打卡时间肿么破？……
万一有考勤，误了打卡时间肿么破？……
唐风 发表于 2014-2-20 08:42
只能说明斯为斯的地缘政治环境优越
瑞士国防不靠空军。谁敢动老子？你TMD银行的钱不想要了么？
只能说明斯为斯的地缘政治环境优越
瑞士国防不靠空军。谁敢动老子？你TMD银行的钱不想要了么？
事实上，可以考虑在四点半入侵，因为这个时候，他们已经把飞行服换下来了。
Judy guy l
BEEP ! ;; Thank you for calling the SwissAir Force. We are closed at the present time. Please leave your name &return number & your call will be returned as soon as possible. If you needto start a war P R E S S 2 & wait for the next available operator. Yourcall is important to us. BEE EEE EEP !
我给这货雷到了。。。。
BEEP ! ;; Thank you for calling the SwissAir Force. We are closed at the present time. Please leave your name &return number & your call will be returned as soon as possible. If you needto start a war P R E S S 2 & wait for the next available operator. Yourcall is important to us. BEE EEE EEP !
我给这货雷到了。。。。
冥煮国家的事，一般人不能理解。是不是打仗的时候，也按正常的作息时间呢
法国意大利提供协防，不知道如何收费啊
问题是救援人员也下班了啊，你还敢跳吗。
慌啥？瑞士的死神也下班了。跳！
慌啥？瑞士的死神也下班了。跳！
Some Dude Switzerland is a great place. People are happier, healthier, better educated,and wealthier than Americans...and "the g o v t" runs their health care.They also aren't the target of terrorists because they don't send their ownterrorists around the world to usurp wealth and manipulate governments. 瑞士是一个好地方。人们更加开心，更加健康，受过更好的教育，比美国人更有钱…政府承担他们的医保，他们还不是恐怖主义的目标因为他们不会把自己的恐怖主义派往全球篡夺财富和操纵政府
Some Dude Switzerland is a great place. People are happier, healthier, better educated,and wealthier than Americans...and "the g o v t" runs their health care.They also aren't the target of terrorists because they don't send their ownterrorists around the world to usurp wealth and manipulate governments. 瑞士是一个好地方。人们更加开心，更加健康，受过更好的教育，比美国人更有钱…政府承担他们的医保，他们还不是恐怖主义的目标因为他们不会把自己的恐怖主义派往全球篡夺财富和操纵政府 ～～～～～抓到灯塔国公知精英一只^_^
很欢乐啊 
黑鹰战机。。。。这翻译瞎了
黑鹰战机。。。。这翻译瞎了
瑞士是一个好地方。人们更加开心，更加健康，受过更好的教育，比美国人更有钱…政府承担他们的医保，他们还 ...
不算是喷子。。只有中国的喷子才把美国当成天堂。
不算是喷子。。只有中国的喷子才把美国当成天堂。
ｈａｚｙ、 发表于 2014-2-20 10:32
Judy guy l
BEEP ! ;; Thank you for calling the SwissAir Force. We are closed at the present time. P ...
而且更雷的是，这种接线员由于服务外包，一般都是由阿三来担任的。
Judy guy l
BEEP ! ;; Thank you for calling the SwissAir Force. We are closed at the present time. P ...
而且更雷的是，这种接线员由于服务外包，一般都是由阿三来担任的。
航母临时轻甲板 发表于 2014-2-20 11:10
慌啥？瑞士的死神也下班了。跳！
嗯，要是瑞士的上帝也下班了，喝水都会呛死，跳伞..........
慌啥？瑞士的死神也下班了。跳！
嗯，要是瑞士的上帝也下班了，喝水都会呛死，跳伞..........
记得一段新闻说(不知是否瑞典),加班是犯法的,所以警察在抓疑犯时,如果下班时间到,只能停止行动.
欧洲再这么和平个五十年，会不会就这么废掉，干脆不会打仗了？那个时候我们就可以考虑报鸦片战争一箭之仇了 ...
还是算了吧，和欧州打，数敌太多
还是算了吧，和欧州打，数敌太多
能想到不一定现在能做到，但是，想都不想，那绝对不可能做到！难道你不想把大英帝国博物馆的中国文物收回来吗？或者更进一步，整个博物馆搬回来？
瑞士空军只需要2个人：
一个司令，一个勤务兵兼任秘书兼任新闻发言人。如果需要扩军的话，还可以招一个厨子。
一个司令，一个勤务兵兼任秘书兼任新闻发言人。如果需要扩军的话，还可以招一个厨子。
瑞士还有空军……？
开什么玩笑呢 发表于 2014-2-20 09:07
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
打到激烈时，我要下班了，明天再战
要是飞飞正在空中执行任务，一看表下班了～是不是直接可以弹射出仓了～
打到激烈时，我要下班了，明天再战
yaoyuan7310 发表于 2014-2-20 09:52
以瑞士人的风格，他们的飞行计划可以精确到你的飞机可以在5点整机轮触地。
5点太迟了，一般4点半就触地了，然后回办公室，上个洗手间，刚好5点整打卡下班
以瑞士人的风格，他们的飞行计划可以精确到你的飞机可以在5点整机轮触地。
5点太迟了，一般4点半就触地了，然后回办公室，上个洗手间，刚好5点整打卡下班
没有空防，却养着空军，花这冤枉钱？不如直接把领空安全外包算了。