冰岛今天刚宣布赖账,三炮部队就转移目标了,效率啊

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“我每周只工作21小时,一年赚8万欧元。我开的是梅赛德斯-奔驰,每年都带家人去希腊旅游。”这位戴着红色方形框眼镜、穿耐克跑鞋的男子,戴的手镯上面写着“世界上最美丽的垃圾工人”。

在诸多调查中,丹麦人的幸福指数永远排在世界前列。比特纳在丹麦发现隐藏在数据背后的真相——丹麦关注个体声音,从而引发公众讨论、建立共识,人民因此被赋予权力;丹麦各个阶层之间的差异很小,其安全感来自于一个强大和覆盖面广泛的社会福利网;丹麦人依照自己的兴趣来选择工作,而绝非仅仅是为了赚钱谋生。

奥胡斯市虽然是丹麦第二大城市,但其常住人口只有30万,居民可以方便地前往附近的大海和周围的农村,让此处看起来更像一个镇。奥胡斯市居民68%的收入都用于纳税,但是他们非常乐意这么做,因为他们知道得到的回报将是——免费医疗、免费日托以及孩子将得到最高质量的教育。

  小城虽小,文化力量却大,平等理念深入人心。城中有各色充满活力的人文景观,存在多种多样的宗教信仰,人人都有值得信赖的朋友、兴趣爱好和属于自己的社区生活。

  “我们认为,富裕的人并不一定是很有钱的,”奥胡斯一所学校的校长乔根·卡尔森告诉比特纳,“大自然、有其他人的陪伴、能够享受一本好书的能力,拥有这些的人才是富裕的人,而且他们对所获得的这些都心存感激。”

  42岁的简·哈默是个垃圾收集工人,但他是“富裕”的人,虽然不是很有钱,却过得很舒心,也受到尊重。哈默生活在奥胡斯市,他结婚15年,有3个女儿。每天凌晨3点,闹钟准时响起,他起床后吃个烤面包配两个煎鸡蛋,再加杯咖啡。然后,他穿上火焰般明亮的橙色工作服。4点钟,他已经开着一辆高科技垃圾车,像美国国家航空航天局的工作人员一样,盯着闪烁的按钮和监视屏幕。在59个垃圾站点,他都会跳出驾驶室,带着土拨鼠般的热情收集垃圾。“我甚至什么味道都闻不到了。”他深呼吸着,汗水从他的连衣裤中渗出。

  比特纳是在早上6点钟在酒店后边的巷子里遇到哈默的,他正在把大垃圾桶里的垃圾往垃圾车上倒。他真诚地向比特纳问好,让人一眼就看出,他是个好人。他拿掉脏的棉手套,和比特纳握手。后来,比特纳和他一起坐进了驾驶室,在丹麦朦胧的清晨一起谈论这位普通工作者的幸福生活。

  “你不可能找到比收垃圾更好的工作,”他告诉比特纳,“我每周只工作21小时,一年赚8万美元。我开的是梅赛德斯-奔驰,每年都带家人去希腊旅游。”听到这里,比特纳上上下下打量了一下哈默,这位戴着红色方形框眼镜、穿耐克跑鞋的男子,戴的手镯上面写着“世界上最美丽的垃圾工人”。

  早上8点钟,哈默结束工作,回到垃圾车站点。他淋浴后,去工会提供的健身房健身,还会去做SPA。

  有些日子,哈默可能会去做第二份工作,他是一名砖匠,可以打零工。这份小零工,让他一年能赚6万美元。

  但在哈默看来,对生活的满意度要比金钱更重要。在哈默所住的社区中,对“运送垃圾”的工作绝对没有歧视。周末里,他和住在同一个街区的牙医、律师应酬,他们彼此尊重。每天下午3点,他都在家里帮三个女儿做家庭作业。一周中,有三晚上,他去当地的体育馆健身,在那里,他穿着短裤、红色运动衫、运动鞋,教他的女儿练习室内足球。他的生活如此有意义而又充实。

  比特纳说:“当我们把金钱和地位等同于幸福的时候,丹麦人结结实实给我们上了一课。其强大的文化体系,让每个人都平等地接受教育,谁也不会比谁更有优越感。丹麦400万人都擅长家具设计和建筑工作。在奥胡斯市,社会地位不是选择职业道路的绊脚石。在这里,收集垃圾的工人和律师收入差不多。”

http://www.xici.net/d144229073.htm

“我每周只工作21小时,一年赚8万欧元。我开的是梅赛德斯-奔驰,每年都带家人去希腊旅游。”这位戴着红色方形框眼镜、穿耐克跑鞋的男子,戴的手镯上面写着“世界上最美丽的垃圾工人”。

在诸多调查中,丹麦人的幸福指数永远排在世界前列。比特纳在丹麦发现隐藏在数据背后的真相——丹麦关注个体声音,从而引发公众讨论、建立共识,人民因此被赋予权力;丹麦各个阶层之间的差异很小,其安全感来自于一个强大和覆盖面广泛的社会福利网;丹麦人依照自己的兴趣来选择工作,而绝非仅仅是为了赚钱谋生。

奥胡斯市虽然是丹麦第二大城市,但其常住人口只有30万,居民可以方便地前往附近的大海和周围的农村,让此处看起来更像一个镇。奥胡斯市居民68%的收入都用于纳税,但是他们非常乐意这么做,因为他们知道得到的回报将是——免费医疗、免费日托以及孩子将得到最高质量的教育。

  小城虽小,文化力量却大,平等理念深入人心。城中有各色充满活力的人文景观,存在多种多样的宗教信仰,人人都有值得信赖的朋友、兴趣爱好和属于自己的社区生活。

  “我们认为,富裕的人并不一定是很有钱的,”奥胡斯一所学校的校长乔根·卡尔森告诉比特纳,“大自然、有其他人的陪伴、能够享受一本好书的能力,拥有这些的人才是富裕的人,而且他们对所获得的这些都心存感激。”

  42岁的简·哈默是个垃圾收集工人,但他是“富裕”的人,虽然不是很有钱,却过得很舒心,也受到尊重。哈默生活在奥胡斯市,他结婚15年,有3个女儿。每天凌晨3点,闹钟准时响起,他起床后吃个烤面包配两个煎鸡蛋,再加杯咖啡。然后,他穿上火焰般明亮的橙色工作服。4点钟,他已经开着一辆高科技垃圾车,像美国国家航空航天局的工作人员一样,盯着闪烁的按钮和监视屏幕。在59个垃圾站点,他都会跳出驾驶室,带着土拨鼠般的热情收集垃圾。“我甚至什么味道都闻不到了。”他深呼吸着,汗水从他的连衣裤中渗出。

  比特纳是在早上6点钟在酒店后边的巷子里遇到哈默的,他正在把大垃圾桶里的垃圾往垃圾车上倒。他真诚地向比特纳问好,让人一眼就看出,他是个好人。他拿掉脏的棉手套,和比特纳握手。后来,比特纳和他一起坐进了驾驶室,在丹麦朦胧的清晨一起谈论这位普通工作者的幸福生活。

  “你不可能找到比收垃圾更好的工作,”他告诉比特纳,“我每周只工作21小时,一年赚8万美元。我开的是梅赛德斯-奔驰,每年都带家人去希腊旅游。”听到这里,比特纳上上下下打量了一下哈默,这位戴着红色方形框眼镜、穿耐克跑鞋的男子,戴的手镯上面写着“世界上最美丽的垃圾工人”。

  早上8点钟,哈默结束工作,回到垃圾车站点。他淋浴后,去工会提供的健身房健身,还会去做SPA。

  有些日子,哈默可能会去做第二份工作,他是一名砖匠,可以打零工。这份小零工,让他一年能赚6万美元。

  但在哈默看来,对生活的满意度要比金钱更重要。在哈默所住的社区中,对“运送垃圾”的工作绝对没有歧视。周末里,他和住在同一个街区的牙医、律师应酬,他们彼此尊重。每天下午3点,他都在家里帮三个女儿做家庭作业。一周中,有三晚上,他去当地的体育馆健身,在那里,他穿着短裤、红色运动衫、运动鞋,教他的女儿练习室内足球。他的生活如此有意义而又充实。

  比特纳说:“当我们把金钱和地位等同于幸福的时候,丹麦人结结实实给我们上了一课。其强大的文化体系,让每个人都平等地接受教育,谁也不会比谁更有优越感。丹麦400万人都擅长家具设计和建筑工作。在奥胡斯市,社会地位不是选择职业道路的绊脚石。在这里,收集垃圾的工人和律师收入差不多。”

http://www.xici.net/d144229073.htm
三炮威武
太狠了吧
三炮加油·····················
同志们,要是以后其他国家兴师问罪,大家就把三炮贡献了吧。。。
童话也要破灭了?
前面欧元,后面美元。。。
要不要这样  下一个会不会是瑞士瑞典
北欧四国还是不错的
称霸明日 发表于 2011-4-10 19:37


    以前听过挪威北部一到冬天,近乎极夜,就放假半年······
看来TG对北欧四国装B的怨念很大。。。。
寒冷的国家啊!
这个国家会发生什么异常事故呢?
大号瑞士
三炮威武
为什么不打挪威?
打到诺贝尔和平奖的奖金和奖章发不出来才好。
真损啊
留神!丹麦要完!
这不已经发生了么
这种国家纯属臆想
看热闹的 发表于 2011-4-10 20:50
别急,一个个来嘛。
丹麦发生什么了?
装逼的日子,总要结束。
收垃圾的简单劳动和律师收入差不多,到底差多少?
如果真的差不多,那这个国家的后代都只能收垃圾了,可是有那么多的垃圾给你收吗?
老本,总有一天要吃光。
回复 16# 看热闹的
  {:3_78:}   诺贝尔那是瑞典......................
这本身就不正常。

正常的国家是,一个人付出多少劳动,就获得多少收获,是最佳状态。

西方国家靠剥削第三世界,让国民获得高额的薪水和福利,现在已经不堪重负。民众一旦失去这些本不应该属于他们的东西,就会革命造反,就会陷入一堆烂泥。

英国学生的学费增加,空军的裁剪,法国一次又一次的大工罢。西方人真的很蠢,这种模式前面之前的罗马帝国已经完全演绎过了,现在依旧还那么走。
回复 25# 天下无J

"因为我们是民主国家"。:D
虽然是YY的但也该有限度
总觉得福利太高太高了那国家就跟养猪一样了……
哈哈 mark一个 等待将来打脸的时候回来看
“你不可能找到比收垃圾更好的工作,”
三炮休息了一段日子,又开始火力全开了。。。
称霸明日 发表于 2011-4-10 21:28
看清楚哦,我说的是和平奖
称霸明日 发表于 2011-4-10 21:28

炸药和平奖归挪威议会
今天在开心网上看了,本来想google一下丹麦清洁工的实际收入情况,结果搜出来一个打脸贴。看来老美成天也夸丹麦这好那好,结果丹麦的哥们坐不住了出来教育老美。

Denmark Sucks!! happiest nation..? my ass!

Ok seriously I have been reading all over the Internet about how wonderful Denmark is and the comments are usually written by americans.. So I just felt obligated to write this rant, not to burst your bubble but to give you people a little hardcore dose of reality.

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you people? You have all the freedom you can ever have in the US and you sit here talking about how wonderful Denmark is? Let me tell you I live in this place and it is nowhere NEAR the fairytale that you people are describing.. It’s basically a socialist hellhole, you get up, go to work and do the same sh.it day in day out.. you know there’s a reason why they call the danes one of the happiest nations on earth.. Basically people have no expectations whatsoever.. Everything is already mediocre today so why should it be any different tomorrow? the prozac popping citizens of this country makes everything seem happy and all hunky dory to the outside world but did you know that over 450.000 people in this country are registered as "patients" in the system? When I say patients I mean people who either sees a psychiatrist or sees a psychiatrist and recieves goverment funded medication... this is out of a population of 5,5 million people! 1 out of every 11!! That does not even count half of the people who smoke weed and drink their their brains out every week.

As a wise man once said..
“you would have to be cortically challenged to want to live in Denmark, unless you are a spineless and unproductive welfare leech”
Yes you can make a fair lump of money on paper but have any of you people ever tried seeing 50-60% of your monthly salary cut away while some useless socialist politician tells you “Those high taxes are for the common good, you now have access to free healthcare blah blah blah”
Let me tell you free healthcare is BULL and you will basically die waiting for treatment… Hell I almost did, but luckily I got treatment at a private hospital and It was worth it! I would much rather pay a private insurance company to get in and out of the hospital alive! and you know what? I already do just as hundreds of thousands of citizens in this socialist country, Guess what Americans! Wakeup call! People who can afford it here have an expensive private health insurance just as you do! Because ending up at a hospital with a serious illness is not good when the hospital is run upon a socialist system! Many of us basically die on the waiting list and the media just coveres it up!, It's just like death row!

Anyways.. Enough about that.. What more is there to rant about? Oohh Of course.. The worlds highest income taxation! Yes that's right.. We are the highest tax paying country ever! woohoo! I'm such a happy dane... NOT! Well let my tell you the average tax payed by a dane this year is 57.5% That means that we basically work for FREE 201 days of the year.. The rest goes into our own (very small) pockets.. ohh and the general sales tax is 25%!! for you american that means that the same friggin ipod that you buy for $200 or whatever will cost you Atleast 250 in Denmark.. And that usually isn't the case! The goverment will add hundreds of different made up bull**** eco and whatnot taxes onto that product so it would probably cost over $350...! Let me give you a real life example..

A few month ago I really wanted one of those nice Apple Cinema displays right? So I looked at apples website and it cost about 9000 DKK that means in America it would cost me about $1800.. but here in Denmark it would cost me a wooping 2900!!!! is it OK to say that we are being RAPED?

OHHH!! Guess what! The general sales tax does NOT apply to vehicles.. Cars, motorcycles etc. Ohh nononono there are completely different rules for this can you guess what tax percentage on a car will be? Let me burst your bubble.. 210%.. FRIGGIN 210 P E R C E N T!!

And what does that mean? Lets demonstrate that in real life.. A really nice car would cost what? About $50.000 in the United States? Wanna buy the same car while living in Denmark? Guess what? That same car will now cost you $155.000!! You could buy a friggin Ferrari for that amount back in the states! So If you ever come to Denmark.. Don't wonder why there are no nice cars around and why the cars are so small, so old, polluting and rusty.. You can just merely tell yourself that it is because if it was up to the goverment we would all be riding our freakin bicycles like the happy prozac popping communists that we are.. in the pouring rain! You know there is a saying “You’ve been in Denmark too long when a Ford Escort starts to look like a nice ride.”
Oh! and by the way.. gas is 9 dollars a gallon because of the goverments "special tax" added to all gasoline and diesel. It's basically just a scheme to get people out of their cars and onto their ****ty little bikes.

I know.. You are thinking, well public transportation is great over there!... UMMM NO?? This country possibly has the WORST public transportation in the world so you have two choices.. Ride the bus and get late to work and get raped by your boss... OOORR buy a car and get raped by the goverment.

What else is Rotten in Denmark that I haven't told you about?
CRIME!!!! Did you know that the state prison here has a special suite for the prisoners to rent for a weekend to stay in with their girlfriend, wife or family..? Did you know the prison has a cinema? All Inmates have their own little kitchen and nice table with a big window and everything, pretty comfortable bed also. Ohh they also have internet access isn't it great!.....NOT!!!

This place is CRIME HAVEN.. You can literally run somebody over and kill him! On purpose with your car and get off by telling the authorities that you fell asleep, you just get a short manslaughter sentence a little fine and a new drivers test! And don't get me wrong, prison here is LUXURY.. It's just like home! Some of the criminals in danish prisons actually do crime just to get locked up because it's so nice, they get free meals and get to sit in a nice cell all day long. If they are bored they can well... Get their girlfriends to come over or go to the cinema.
Guess what? This country even has Open prisons.. Yeah that's right the inmates get a curfew and they can leave.

I’m telling you, leave this glorified idea it’s a fairytale. The list of negative things is basically too long to mention here but the day one of you unfortunate fools move here and tries to buy a car please call me! I really want to hear the trembling in your voice when you find out that a small factory new eco car will cost you $70.000 and upwards, or that the real estate broker is trying to charge you $600.000 for a half decent hundred year old apartment.. (they are literally 100+ year old most places) You know there is a reason why denmark is having so much trouble holding on to a decent educated workforce.. because the youth of this country immedietly leaves after they finish up the university. They move to america, germany, italy spain etc.. Completely debt free. This is really one of the only true good benefits, a free education system that you can exploit and then move to a better country.
Please have a look at this file written buy a Dane before you consider moving here and PLEASE take the information seriously because it will come back and haunt you the day you are living on this forsaken soil.

http://haxor.dk/articles/dksucks.html

Great article on the danish mentality
http://www.rense.com/general79/brave.htm

Let me tell you, the two worst! and I mean absolutely worst things about this place is the mentality of the people, If you ever come here and buy a really nice house or a car (if you can afford it) don't tell anyone! People will dispice, hate and loath you for it! They won't tell you but you will feel the wrath of their jealousy.. If you're lucky you might have a few people who will congratulate you. There are a few things in this country that is absolutely taboo.. Success and Wealth! They won't have it! They will hate you for it, If you are an american who have a few million saved up on your account and ready to retire in Denmark.. Just don't! And if you do remember to tell people that you are making whatever the average salary is that year, that way you can avoid social persecution.
Anyways you can read more about this sort of social behavior if you google "law of jante" , danish society is basically built around these fictional rules.


Let me just give you Americans a little piece of advice and I hope that you take it seriously.
If you really must insist that this place is ‘OHHhh Soo! heavenly!!’ Consider moving to southeren Sweden and drive to Denmark to work across the bridge connecting the two countries.. Just As many other danes who have seen the light are already doing, sweden is a MUCH cleaner country, the streets are dirtless unlike Danish streets. Everything isn’t taxed to death.. I mean even toilet paper and toothpaste is taxed in Denmark for god sake!! In sweden cars are tax free so you will be able to buy a really decent car at very cheap prices.. Believe me, you will thank me when the harsh winter kicks in.. It’s no fun riding your bicycle in pouring rain and snow even though it does look OoooOoohhh so idyllic when watching propaganda videos of happy bicyclists videos of Ultra-Socialist Denmark on Youtube.

In sweden houses and apartments are alot more high standard and affordable, Swedes are more financially liberal and the goverment won’t try to snake out hundreds of different rules and regualtions to try taxing you for something you don’t really need or want. And ofcourse sweden is also a socialist country so there will be “free-healthcare” for you people that apparently crave this fairytale public service. Basically you can have the best of both worlds.. The Wonderful finacial freedom and cleanliness of sweden.. Not to mention the beautiful nature but you can also recieve the mediocre but safe salary in Denmark.
to sum this up.. DENMARK IS NOT EQUAL HAPPINESS! DON’T BE STUPID PEOPLE.

Living in sweden while driving to work in Denmark is probably the ultimate luxury for the average welfare leeching underachiever of socialist scandinavia and this is the ultimate truth that I have concluded after living here for 20 years so whether or not you choose to believe this is entirely up to you.

And no I'm not old and grumpy but young and healthy, the lose backbone of this country that will hopefully leave soon if everyting turns out as planned.
If you have any questions please post them here.. If this rant helped you realize how shi.tty this place is please tell me! Then atleast I will know that I saved a few fools.

http://www.city-data.com/forum/w ... -nation-my-ass.html
我在丹麦呆了近半年,那里空气很好,风景很美。
    但是就是太无聊,下班了没事看,电视台只有7,8个,吃的太差,一天到晚都是土豆,猪肉加牛肉。

    丹麦一般干脏活累活的工资高一些,我问了一下丹麦同事,说建筑工人,码头工人的工资最高,不过当建筑工人,码头工人需要两年的专业培训。
   
    另外虽然这里提倡终生教育,和我一起工作的同事以前是护士,后来不想当护士读了技校,从车间工人干起,到现在是一个工程师。
    但是,这里很讲究学历,管理层大多数是丹麦科技大学硕士毕业的。如果你没有一个好学历,那么就一辈子当个工人或者工程师。
另外丹麦的公平意识的确深入民心,丹麦开奔驰的人很少,一般的人都是开大众,标志,雪铁龙,菲亚特之类的车。既使有钱也不敢太外露,否则你周围的人会想你为什么你会这么有钱,从而大家都远离你


倒垃圾的一年8万欧,中国的一个月才一千多,太不公平了,这并不是他们应得的

倒垃圾的一年8万欧,中国的一个月才一千多,太不公平了,这并不是他们应得的
魏秋月 发表于 2011-4-10 23:17


    这个本身就比较可怕
坐等丹麦杯具
nov11th 发表于 2011-4-10 23:25
   ----建筑工人的工资更高,建筑工人一般工资在300丹麦克朗以上每小时,约350人民币/小时。
而且建筑工人还可以工作时间之外打黑工,按照丹麦人的说法,就是不纳税的black money.
      但是他们的效率,我住的小镇正好有一幢房子修缮,我去的时候正在搭脚手架,六个月后我离开的时候,脚手架还没搭好。