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阿三发帖：盖子警告中国不要低估美国（内容省略）

小巴：And why is Mr. gates looking for special attention
      盖子为啥想得到特别关照？

中国人：now america is worried good to know
        美国人现在担心啦，好消息！

中国人：so he gets mad and told us not to underestimate them and to cut defence at the same time
       盖子疯了吧，一边对人家说不要低估他一边又减少国防经费

阿三：
China thinks it can teach lesson to everyone it wants
but one day someone will teach China a lesson for sure
Waiting for that day
中国总以为他能想教训谁就教训谁
但是总有一天一定会有人来教训中国
走着瞧吧

中国人：
1. a guy goes to his bank with a big stick in his hand ;  
2. He tells his bank manager not to underestimate him when he asks for a loan,waving his stick at the counter of course;  
3. If that is not comical enough, he then demands his bank manager to cut the
security guards of the entrance;  
4. he wants the bank to make its security measures more transparent to the public ... like publish 9 digits security code of the bank vault or sth like that ?  
Hilarious!
What else could a reasonable bank manager tell him then ?
"Go f*** yourself ! "  
1.        一个人手里拿着大棒走进银行
2.        他一边挥舞着大棒一边警告银行经理在他申请银行贷款的时候不要低估他的能力
3.        如果他觉得这还不够，他就要求银行经理撤走守卫银行大门的警卫
4.        他还想让银行的警卫措施能够向公众公开，像银行密码啥的最好通通都公开
这样一来
一个负责人的银行经理会怎么对他说呢？
去你娘的盖子

美国华人：
I guess Mr. Gates is a little bit funny in his logic here: if China were underestimating
USA, why would it build J20, DF-21, ...etc.?  
我觉得盖子的逻辑很可笑：如果中国低估了美国，他们为什么还要造J20、df21.。。。


中国人：ya waiting is the only thing india is good at . waiting to over take china in 2020 and waiting to overtake china in 2025 ......waiting hmmmmm.......still waiting...........  
等待是印度唯一擅长的。。。。。等到2020年取代中国。。。等到2025年取代中国。。等到。。。。。还是等。。。。

中国人：
"in the next five years people would forget about Shanghai and Mumbai will become a talking point." ----- Oct 2004, Manmohan Singh, India PM
下一个五年人们将会忘记上海，孟买将会成为一个新的焦点
                                   ----------辛格、印度总理 2004年10月
阿三：
was'nt that true... come on dear.... laughing can't help you out... everyone talks more about mumbai than shangai now.....
now dont say I am joking...... you itself are joking  
辛格没说过那种话吧？？你丫少来，取笑人家有啥好处。。。。现在人人都在讨论孟买，上海已经out啦
你丫少说俺在说笑，你丫才是不正经
  
小巴：
Thats called Desperateness. Some countries who do not like China reaching high are getting more desperate every passing day. But what they are doing is the best they can do.. "Cry louder
这就叫绝望症，一些不喜欢中国的国家面对中国走向强大而变得越来越绝望，但是所能做的也只能是大声哭喊罢了

中国人：
You must be joking...
I typed "Shanghai" and "Mumbai" into Google, and got an image from the first page of each web result.
靠，你在开玩笑吧
我用谷歌搜索上海和孟买，分别从第一页搜索结果找到的那些图片
上海

孟买

中国人：
Watch, he'll just say that at least the people living in the slums are happier since they live in a Democratic Country
看看，他肯定会说至少那些生活在贫民窟里的人很快乐，因为他们生活在民主的国家里

啊三：
are you a fool or what  ... I said they talk more about mumbai... that dosent mean mumbai is better....
world leaders are approaching mumbai despite gliter of shanghai
你们是不是傻B啊，我只是说他们更多的讨论孟买，但这并不意味着孟买更好
世界上的领袖们更喜欢孟买而不是上海的繁华

中国人：
You're the only fool here. You can claim whatever you like for Mumbai but let's do a quick experiment using Google Labs’ Books NGram Viewer (http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/info). It is a program that tracks the number of times a word was published, which would satisfy your criteria of being "talked about" right?
I put in Shanghai, Mumbai to compare the number of times these words were published.
http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/graph?c...=0&smoothing=1
Don't you people ever get tired of claim this India rising BS?
你丫才SB，你怎么说孟买都行，咱们不如先用谷歌实验室的图书器做一个试验，这是一个用来统计一个词条出现次数的工具，
我输入上海和孟买来比较这两个词出现的次数，链接

阿三：
again countering another fool.... do you even have any idea what we are talking about... or just wanna poke ur nose..... talk about the year which comes 5 years after 2004-2005 and not of 19th century
又来一个SB，你知道我们在讨论啥子问题吗？？？我们是在说2004-2005以后五年的事情，不是19世纪啊

小巴：
俺们的卡拉奇

中国人：
Like I said, I got the pictures from the first page of Google results.
Karachi looks beautiful by the way.
我说过了，我是从谷歌搜索的第一页找到的图片
卡拉奇看起来真漂亮

阿三：
here are the pics of mumbai
这是孟买的图片



中国人：
I'm sure these are filled with Photoshop millionaires too right?
Incidently, a google image search for Mumbai returned mostly pictures of the 11/26 attacks.  
我敢肯定这些图片都是ps的
不过从谷歌上搜到的图片都是与11月26日孟买袭击案相关

阿三：
these buildings are scattered all over mumbai including navi-mumbai
however there are tagged in single photo by that software
这些建筑分布在孟买全境
不过他们被软件做成了单一的建筑图片

中国人：
Photo? Those are a collection of developer concept drawings. Man you are stupid
照片？这些只是概念图而已，你个傻b

另一个阿三：
Thanks a lot mates! Thanks for your great appreciation regarding Mumbai, India..
Lets get back to the topic ok .. No doubt China is big power with a Dynamic & powerfull economy. I am really admire with your great Nation (China) especially Chinese hard working skills.
To my understanding Americans they're getting frustrated with China rise.Lets wait and see the beijing reaction
非常感谢，谢谢你们对印度孟买的评价
我们还是回到主题吧，从不怀疑中国是一个有着强大经济的强权，我真的很钦佩你们的国家尤其是你们勤劳工作的人民
我的理解是，美国人对中国的崛起有些失措，我们先等一等看看北京的反应吧！

另一个人：
AR, are you sure this is Mumbai?
LOL! Thought your IQ would help you find a better way in boosting your ego. Seriously!
My 2 cents:
a) stop being incredible, start being credible.
b) internet is good for polishing something shinning, but it is also deadly in busting fakers. Copy/paste never works this way.  Learn from the Chinese in a better way.
你确定这是在孟买？
原以为你的智商能帮助你提高一下你自己

送你两段话：
a：不要再不可思议，诚信才是万事之本！
b：网络是发布好东西的好平台，但是也能散布假货，仅仅是复制或粘贴没什么意思。换一种好的方式向中国人学习吧

中国人：
so in the end I was comparing Shanghai with Osaka...
I have to admit though, that I was wondering since when Mumbai was so different now from that of Slumdog Millionaire?  
nonetheless, is that Osaka?
man, they definitely need to hire a stylist
原来到最后我是拿上海与大阪做比较啊
我不得不承认，之前我还怀疑因为孟买跟《贫民窟的百万富翁》中的样子是如此不同
靠，这真的是大阪？
哈哈，他们真的需要雇一个美发师了


中国人：
That is funny.  
How many wars has America started in the past ten years?
How many wars has China started in the past ten years?
I suppose it's a natural human emotion to be worried about a rising power, but we're not the ones declaring war all over the world
有意思
过去十年美国人发动了多少战争？
过去十年中国人发动了多少战争？
俺觉得担心一个新的强权的产生是正常的，但是我们并没有向全世界喊叫战争。

中国人：
  Yanks begin to talk about arm race,lol
  美国人想玩军备竞赛哦

美国人：
Considering the Iraq war benefit China quite well, may be China should be grateful, no?
考虑到伊拉克战争让中国人获益颇多，也许中国人应该对此充满感激，不是吗？

中国人：
Oh yeah, the Iraq war costed the US quite dearly and set back its international image so China wouldn't complain on that front, but China doesn't need to be thankful for the US invasion though -- if you do business with cash and no questions asked, I don't think Sadam's government would have had any objections to doing business with China, in fact against all the US led sanctions doing business with the Chinese might be Sadam's only few choices for better or worse

小巴：
I wonder how China may have looked like, if US had succeeded in imposing their democrazy
我想知道被美国成功民主化后的中国会是什么样子？

中国人：
Our country becomes the poorest in Africa is what most Westerners want to see.  
Yeah, die...those low-life dirty chinks!!!!!!  
西方国家最想看到的就是我们国家成为像非洲最贫困的国家一样


美国人：
Would look like Japan, South Korea, and Taiwan.
会像今天的日本、南朝鲜和台湾一样

中国人：
Cut down the BS, we have 1.3 billion people, how can we lift 1 billion of poverty with your democrazy style?
We will have our own democracy in the future, but not your "western democrazy"!!!
少在那儿胡扯，我们有十三亿人口，我们怎么可能采用你们的民主方式而留下十亿贫困人口。
我们将来会有我们自己的民主，而不是你们西方式的民主

小巴：
For any of my Chinese Brothers:-
Please translate this, so others can read it as well.
"Sorry, the man was drunk, he was not in his senses at that moment when he said those things. You know they are in your debts, literally!!!"
中国兄弟们：
哪位中国兄弟帮我翻译一下这些话，好让其他人也能读懂：
“抱歉，盖子喝醉了，他说那些话的时候有些神志不清了，你们都知道他们欠了你们一屁股债！

阿三：
YEAH WE INDIANS ARE WAITING FOR THAT.
PERSONALLY I FOUND THAT REMARK TOTALLY OFFENSIVE, ILLOGICAL AND IRRELEVANT
没错，俺们印度人就在这等着呢
个人认为这中言论太具有侵略性、不符合逻辑，不恰当

美国人：
Why do you have an opinion? get back in the shoe factory!
谁让你个阿三说话了？赶紧回鞋厂干活去

阿三：
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN.
DO U SERIOUSLY WANNA GET BANNED?
你丫真想被禁言？

美国人：
do seriously want the NSA and CIA on your *** for making threats towards Americans
真想让CIA以威胁美国安全的名义干掉你这个阿三

阿三：
lol,  YES I WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT. BRING IT ON
靠，大赞，那就来吧！

http://www.defence.pk/forums/world-affairs/88195-gates-warns-china-not-underestimate-us-power.html

阿三发帖：盖子警告中国不要低估美国（内容省略）

小巴：And why is Mr. gates looking for special attention
      盖子为啥想得到特别关照？

中国人：now america is worried good to know
        美国人现在担心啦，好消息！

中国人：so he gets mad and told us not to underestimate them and to cut defence at the same time
       盖子疯了吧，一边对人家说不要低估他一边又减少国防经费

阿三：
China thinks it can teach lesson to everyone it wants
but one day someone will teach China a lesson for sure
Waiting for that day
中国总以为他能想教训谁就教训谁
但是总有一天一定会有人来教训中国
走着瞧吧

中国人：
1. a guy goes to his bank with a big stick in his hand ;  
2. He tells his bank manager not to underestimate him when he asks for a loan,waving his stick at the counter of course;  
3. If that is not comical enough, he then demands his bank manager to cut the
security guards of the entrance;  
4. he wants the bank to make its security measures more transparent to the public ... like publish 9 digits security code of the bank vault or sth like that ?  
Hilarious!
What else could a reasonable bank manager tell him then ?
"Go f*** yourself ! "  
1.        一个人手里拿着大棒走进银行
2.        他一边挥舞着大棒一边警告银行经理在他申请银行贷款的时候不要低估他的能力
3.        如果他觉得这还不够，他就要求银行经理撤走守卫银行大门的警卫
4.        他还想让银行的警卫措施能够向公众公开，像银行密码啥的最好通通都公开
这样一来
一个负责人的银行经理会怎么对他说呢？
去你娘的盖子

美国华人：
I guess Mr. Gates is a little bit funny in his logic here: if China were underestimating
USA, why would it build J20, DF-21, ...etc.?  
我觉得盖子的逻辑很可笑：如果中国低估了美国，他们为什么还要造J20、df21.。。。


中国人：ya waiting is the only thing india is good at . waiting to over take china in 2020 and waiting to overtake china in 2025 ......waiting hmmmmm.......still waiting...........  
等待是印度唯一擅长的。。。。。等到2020年取代中国。。。等到2025年取代中国。。等到。。。。。还是等。。。。

中国人：
"in the next five years people would forget about Shanghai and Mumbai will become a talking point." ----- Oct 2004, Manmohan Singh, India PM
下一个五年人们将会忘记上海，孟买将会成为一个新的焦点
                                   ----------辛格、印度总理 2004年10月
阿三：
was'nt that true... come on dear.... laughing can't help you out... everyone talks more about mumbai than shangai now.....
now dont say I am joking...... you itself are joking  
辛格没说过那种话吧？？你丫少来，取笑人家有啥好处。。。。现在人人都在讨论孟买，上海已经out啦
你丫少说俺在说笑，你丫才是不正经
  
小巴：
Thats called Desperateness. Some countries who do not like China reaching high are getting more desperate every passing day. But what they are doing is the best they can do.. "Cry louder
这就叫绝望症，一些不喜欢中国的国家面对中国走向强大而变得越来越绝望，但是所能做的也只能是大声哭喊罢了

中国人：
You must be joking...
I typed "Shanghai" and "Mumbai" into Google, and got an image from the first page of each web result.
靠，你在开玩笑吧
我用谷歌搜索上海和孟买，分别从第一页搜索结果找到的那些图片
上海

孟买

中国人：
Watch, he'll just say that at least the people living in the slums are happier since they live in a Democratic Country
看看，他肯定会说至少那些生活在贫民窟里的人很快乐，因为他们生活在民主的国家里

啊三：
are you a fool or what  ... I said they talk more about mumbai... that dosent mean mumbai is better....
world leaders are approaching mumbai despite gliter of shanghai
你们是不是傻B啊，我只是说他们更多的讨论孟买，但这并不意味着孟买更好
世界上的领袖们更喜欢孟买而不是上海的繁华

中国人：
You're the only fool here. You can claim whatever you like for Mumbai but let's do a quick experiment using Google Labs’ Books NGram Viewer (http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/info). It is a program that tracks the number of times a word was published, which would satisfy your criteria of being "talked about" right?
I put in Shanghai, Mumbai to compare the number of times these words were published.
http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/graph?c...=0&smoothing=1
Don't you people ever get tired of claim this India rising BS?
你丫才SB，你怎么说孟买都行，咱们不如先用谷歌实验室的图书器做一个试验，这是一个用来统计一个词条出现次数的工具，
我输入上海和孟买来比较这两个词出现的次数，链接

阿三：
again countering another fool.... do you even have any idea what we are talking about... or just wanna poke ur nose..... talk about the year which comes 5 years after 2004-2005 and not of 19th century
又来一个SB，你知道我们在讨论啥子问题吗？？？我们是在说2004-2005以后五年的事情，不是19世纪啊

小巴：
俺们的卡拉奇

中国人：
Like I said, I got the pictures from the first page of Google results.
Karachi looks beautiful by the way.
我说过了，我是从谷歌搜索的第一页找到的图片
卡拉奇看起来真漂亮

阿三：
here are the pics of mumbai
这是孟买的图片



中国人：
I'm sure these are filled with Photoshop millionaires too right?
Incidently, a google image search for Mumbai returned mostly pictures of the 11/26 attacks.  
我敢肯定这些图片都是ps的
不过从谷歌上搜到的图片都是与11月26日孟买袭击案相关

阿三：
these buildings are scattered all over mumbai including navi-mumbai
however there are tagged in single photo by that software
这些建筑分布在孟买全境
不过他们被软件做成了单一的建筑图片

中国人：
Photo? Those are a collection of developer concept drawings. Man you are stupid
照片？这些只是概念图而已，你个傻b

另一个阿三：
Thanks a lot mates! Thanks for your great appreciation regarding Mumbai, India..
Lets get back to the topic ok .. No doubt China is big power with a Dynamic & powerfull economy. I am really admire with your great Nation (China) especially Chinese hard working skills.
To my understanding Americans they're getting frustrated with China rise.Lets wait and see the beijing reaction
非常感谢，谢谢你们对印度孟买的评价
我们还是回到主题吧，从不怀疑中国是一个有着强大经济的强权，我真的很钦佩你们的国家尤其是你们勤劳工作的人民
我的理解是，美国人对中国的崛起有些失措，我们先等一等看看北京的反应吧！

另一个人：
AR, are you sure this is Mumbai?
LOL! Thought your IQ would help you find a better way in boosting your ego. Seriously!
My 2 cents:
a) stop being incredible, start being credible.
b) internet is good for polishing something shinning, but it is also deadly in busting fakers. Copy/paste never works this way.  Learn from the Chinese in a better way.
你确定这是在孟买？
原以为你的智商能帮助你提高一下你自己

送你两段话：
a：不要再不可思议，诚信才是万事之本！
b：网络是发布好东西的好平台，但是也能散布假货，仅仅是复制或粘贴没什么意思。换一种好的方式向中国人学习吧

中国人：
so in the end I was comparing Shanghai with Osaka...
I have to admit though, that I was wondering since when Mumbai was so different now from that of Slumdog Millionaire?  
nonetheless, is that Osaka?
man, they definitely need to hire a stylist
原来到最后我是拿上海与大阪做比较啊
我不得不承认，之前我还怀疑因为孟买跟《贫民窟的百万富翁》中的样子是如此不同
靠，这真的是大阪？
哈哈，他们真的需要雇一个美发师了


中国人：
That is funny.  
How many wars has America started in the past ten years?
How many wars has China started in the past ten years?
I suppose it's a natural human emotion to be worried about a rising power, but we're not the ones declaring war all over the world
有意思
过去十年美国人发动了多少战争？
过去十年中国人发动了多少战争？
俺觉得担心一个新的强权的产生是正常的，但是我们并没有向全世界喊叫战争。

中国人：
  Yanks begin to talk about arm race,lol
  美国人想玩军备竞赛哦

美国人：
Considering the Iraq war benefit China quite well, may be China should be grateful, no?
考虑到伊拉克战争让中国人获益颇多，也许中国人应该对此充满感激，不是吗？

中国人：
Oh yeah, the Iraq war costed the US quite dearly and set back its international image so China wouldn't complain on that front, but China doesn't need to be thankful for the US invasion though -- if you do business with cash and no questions asked, I don't think Sadam's government would have had any objections to doing business with China, in fact against all the US led sanctions doing business with the Chinese might be Sadam's only few choices for better or worse

小巴：
I wonder how China may have looked like, if US had succeeded in imposing their democrazy
我想知道被美国成功民主化后的中国会是什么样子？

中国人：
Our country becomes the poorest in Africa is what most Westerners want to see.  
Yeah, die...those low-life dirty chinks!!!!!!  
西方国家最想看到的就是我们国家成为像非洲最贫困的国家一样


美国人：
Would look like Japan, South Korea, and Taiwan.
会像今天的日本、南朝鲜和台湾一样

中国人：
Cut down the BS, we have 1.3 billion people, how can we lift 1 billion of poverty with your democrazy style?
We will have our own democracy in the future, but not your "western democrazy"!!!
少在那儿胡扯，我们有十三亿人口，我们怎么可能采用你们的民主方式而留下十亿贫困人口。
我们将来会有我们自己的民主，而不是你们西方式的民主

小巴：
For any of my Chinese Brothers:-
Please translate this, so others can read it as well.
"Sorry, the man was drunk, he was not in his senses at that moment when he said those things. You know they are in your debts, literally!!!"
中国兄弟们：
哪位中国兄弟帮我翻译一下这些话，好让其他人也能读懂：
“抱歉，盖子喝醉了，他说那些话的时候有些神志不清了，你们都知道他们欠了你们一屁股债！

阿三：
YEAH WE INDIANS ARE WAITING FOR THAT.
PERSONALLY I FOUND THAT REMARK TOTALLY OFFENSIVE, ILLOGICAL AND IRRELEVANT
没错，俺们印度人就在这等着呢
个人认为这中言论太具有侵略性、不符合逻辑，不恰当

美国人：
Why do you have an opinion? get back in the shoe factory!
谁让你个阿三说话了？赶紧回鞋厂干活去

阿三：
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN.
DO U SERIOUSLY WANNA GET BANNED?
你丫真想被禁言？

美国人：
do seriously want the NSA and CIA on your *** for making threats towards Americans
真想让CIA以威胁美国安全的名义干掉你这个阿三

阿三：
lol,  YES I WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT. BRING IT ON
靠，大赞，那就来吧！

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