幽默翻译

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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
  
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
  
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
  
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
     
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
  
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
  
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
  
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
  
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
  
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
  
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
  
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
  
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
  
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
  
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
     
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
  
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
  
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
  
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
  
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
  
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
  
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
  
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
无语,无言!不过不错呀
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高~
hehe!! I like english humour!!!
well,i like it!
"One should love animals. They are so tasty."

i like that...