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<P>丈夫在厨房杀鸡，待客地妻子喊：鱼煎好了没有？</P>
<P>丈夫不耐烦地问：“杀鸡煎鱼，先干哪个”？</P>
<P>妻喊：“先煎后杀！”</P>
<P>客人大惊。</P>
<P>妻忙改口：“煎完再杀”！客人更惊。</P>
<P>妻急改口：“你煎我杀”！</P>
<P>```````````````````````````````````````````` </P>[em01][em01][em01][em01]<P>丈夫在厨房杀鸡，待客地妻子喊：鱼煎好了没有？</P>
<P>丈夫不耐烦地问：“杀鸡煎鱼，先干哪个”？</P>
<P>妻喊：“先煎后杀！”</P>
<P>客人大惊。</P>
<P>妻忙改口：“煎完再杀”！客人更惊。</P>
<P>妻急改口：“你煎我杀”！</P>
<P>```````````````````````````````````````````` </P>[em01][em01][em01][em01]
<P>丈夫不耐烦地问：“杀鸡煎鱼，先干哪个”？</P>
<P>妻喊：“先煎后杀！”</P>
<P>客人大惊。</P>
<P>妻忙改口：“煎完再杀”！客人更惊。</P>
<P>妻急改口：“你煎我杀”！</P>
<P>```````````````````````````````````````````` </P>[em01][em01][em01][em01]<P>丈夫在厨房杀鸡，待客地妻子喊：鱼煎好了没有？</P>
<P>丈夫不耐烦地问：“杀鸡煎鱼，先干哪个”？</P>
<P>妻喊：“先煎后杀！”</P>
<P>客人大惊。</P>
<P>妻忙改口：“煎完再杀”！客人更惊。</P>
<P>妻急改口：“你煎我杀”！</P>
<P>```````````````````````````````````````````` </P>[em01][em01][em01][em01]
哈哈
再煎再杀[em05]
又煎又杀
边煎边杀
煎好了再杀
路过!
<P>煎了又杀~杀了又煎</P>
三煎而四杀[em05][em05]
煎杀!![em05]