超级军网皇家海军护卫舰耗光燃料
来源：百度文库 编辑：超级军网 时间：2024/04/28 07:33:08
本帖最后由 qianjizhao 于 2010-4-23 09:55 编辑
木哈哈哈哈哈哈
http://www.mail-archive.com/ctrl@listserv.aol.com/msg71086.html
Royal Navy run out of fuel.
Andrew Hennessey
Tue, 03 Jul 2001 09:23:08 -0700
-Caveat Lector-
Excuse me, our frigate's out of petrol [by mike tait, metro2/7/01]
Royal Navy bosses had to phone a garage in the Outer Hebrides [remote
scottish atlantic islands] for help after one of its warships ran out of
fuel during a major NATO exercise.
皇家海军老大打电话给Outer Hebrides的修车铺求助，因为他的一条护卫舰在NATO的一个重大演习中跑没油了
Top brass were also caught out when mobile phones bought for the war games
failed to work because no one realised the Orange Network did not work so
far north.
However, when the Navy asked filling station boss Calum Morrison for petrol,
he refused to fill up their cans until the next day - because it was the
Sabbath.
更大的亮点是加油站的老板决绝了海军请求，要他们第二天再来，因为当天是安息日本帖最后由 qianjizhao 于 2010-4-23 09:55 编辑
木哈哈哈哈哈哈
http://www.mail-archive.com/ctrl@listserv.aol.com/msg71086.html
Royal Navy run out of fuel.
Andrew Hennessey
Tue, 03 Jul 2001 09:23:08 -0700
-Caveat Lector-
Excuse me, our frigate's out of petrol [by mike tait, metro2/7/01]
Royal Navy bosses had to phone a garage in the Outer Hebrides [remote
scottish atlantic islands] for help after one of its warships ran out of
fuel during a major NATO exercise.
皇家海军老大打电话给Outer Hebrides的修车铺求助，因为他的一条护卫舰在NATO的一个重大演习中跑没油了
Top brass were also caught out when mobile phones bought for the war games
failed to work because no one realised the Orange Network did not work so
far north.
However, when the Navy asked filling station boss Calum Morrison for petrol,
he refused to fill up their cans until the next day - because it was the
Sabbath.
更大的亮点是加油站的老板决绝了海军请求，要他们第二天再来，因为当天是安息日
木哈哈哈哈哈哈
http://www.mail-archive.com/ctrl@listserv.aol.com/msg71086.html
Royal Navy run out of fuel.
Andrew Hennessey
Tue, 03 Jul 2001 09:23:08 -0700
-Caveat Lector-
Excuse me, our frigate's out of petrol [by mike tait, metro2/7/01]
Royal Navy bosses had to phone a garage in the Outer Hebrides [remote
scottish atlantic islands] for help after one of its warships ran out of
fuel during a major NATO exercise.
皇家海军老大打电话给Outer Hebrides的修车铺求助，因为他的一条护卫舰在NATO的一个重大演习中跑没油了
Top brass were also caught out when mobile phones bought for the war games
failed to work because no one realised the Orange Network did not work so
far north.
However, when the Navy asked filling station boss Calum Morrison for petrol,
he refused to fill up their cans until the next day - because it was the
Sabbath.
更大的亮点是加油站的老板决绝了海军请求，要他们第二天再来，因为当天是安息日本帖最后由 qianjizhao 于 2010-4-23 09:55 编辑
木哈哈哈哈哈哈
http://www.mail-archive.com/ctrl@listserv.aol.com/msg71086.html
Royal Navy run out of fuel.
Andrew Hennessey
Tue, 03 Jul 2001 09:23:08 -0700
-Caveat Lector-
Excuse me, our frigate's out of petrol [by mike tait, metro2/7/01]
Royal Navy bosses had to phone a garage in the Outer Hebrides [remote
scottish atlantic islands] for help after one of its warships ran out of
fuel during a major NATO exercise.
皇家海军老大打电话给Outer Hebrides的修车铺求助，因为他的一条护卫舰在NATO的一个重大演习中跑没油了
Top brass were also caught out when mobile phones bought for the war games
failed to work because no one realised the Orange Network did not work so
far north.
However, when the Navy asked filling station boss Calum Morrison for petrol,
he refused to fill up their cans until the next day - because it was the
Sabbath.
更大的亮点是加油站的老板决绝了海军请求，要他们第二天再来，因为当天是安息日
另外一条同期的报道
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Oh ... uel;+...-a076087528
Oh frigate! Navy drops in at island garage as boats run out of fuel; (And they are told: We can't help you out on the Sabbath).
Byline: ALAN DOW and STEVE McKENZIE EXCLUSIVE
THE captain of a Royal Navy warship telephoned the owner of a filling station on a Scots isle after running out of petrol.
But the plummy-voiced officer was told he would have to wait until after midnight - because it was the Sabbath.
The fuel was needed for the 436ft Type 23 frigate's inflatable dinghies used for landing commando raiding parties.
It was taking part in a huge Nato exercise off the coast of Lewis in the Western Isles, which featured 14,000 servicemen and women and the biggest warship in the world, the American navy's aircraft carrier the USS Enterprise
.
Last night, a local said: "Nothing much moves here on a Sunday. We respect the Sabbath as a day of rest, even if the Navy is in a spot of bother."
Timsgarry garage owner Calum Morrison, 50, refused to break with Sunday tradition to man the petrol pumps after the Navy's mid-morning SOS last weekend.
Calum said: "I told this very pukkah voice that I would prefer to carry out the transaction on the Monday."
另外一条同期的报道
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Oh ... uel;+...-a076087528
Oh frigate! Navy drops in at island garage as boats run out of fuel; (And they are told: We can't help you out on the Sabbath).
Byline: ALAN DOW and STEVE McKENZIE EXCLUSIVE
THE captain of a Royal Navy warship telephoned the owner of a filling station on a Scots isle after running out of petrol.
But the plummy-voiced officer was told he would have to wait until after midnight - because it was the Sabbath.
The fuel was needed for the 436ft Type 23 frigate's inflatable dinghies used for landing commando raiding parties.
It was taking part in a huge Nato exercise off the coast of Lewis in the Western Isles, which featured 14,000 servicemen and women and the biggest warship in the world, the American navy's aircraft carrier the USS Enterprise
.
Last night, a local said: "Nothing much moves here on a Sunday. We respect the Sabbath as a day of rest, even if the Navy is in a spot of bother."
Timsgarry garage owner Calum Morrison, 50, refused to break with Sunday tradition to man the petrol pumps after the Navy's mid-morning SOS last weekend.
Calum said: "I told this very pukkah voice that I would prefer to carry out the transaction on the Monday."
这舰长是怎么当的？
也 民猪认识怎么不来这贴呢。。;P
这段也有趣啊
Top brass were also caught out when mobile phones bought for the war games
failed to work because no one realised the Orange Network did not work so
far north.
演习时用买来的手机，然后发现出了服务区……
Top brass were also caught out when mobile phones bought for the war games
failed to work because no one realised the Orange Network did not work so
far north.
演习时用买来的手机，然后发现出了服务区……
langge945 发表于 2010-4-23 18:16 
如果它们来了，肯定会说看看人家国家的加油站长多自由{:yan:}
如果它们来了，肯定会说看看人家国家的加油站长多自由{:yan:}
{:wugu:} 这。。。。
wujimin 发表于 2010-4-23 18:34
要是战争期间估计要被毙了
要是战争期间估计要被毙了
JY些会不会扯到制度啊人权什么的来？
这事真有喜感。
这事真有喜感。
金属咆哮 发表于 2010-4-23 18:40
应该不会
估计加油站直接被国家“接收”了
应该不会
估计加油站直接被国家“接收”了
巅峰之后，必是衰落，无论它是龙还是牛。
哈哈哈哈，这种低级错误也能犯，有力地证明了英国人是怎样一个卑鄙无耻下贱淫荡的民族
要是tg的军舰会是啥结果？
jy会说啥？
jy会说啥？
英国现在就差两个人了，一个叫陈某，一叫吴某。。。。
天天上班 发表于 2010-4-23 21:09
维克特陈，布瑞德吴。。。。。{:wu:}
维克特陈，布瑞德吴。。。。。{:wu:}
回复 15# wujimin
呵呵，兄弟深其中三味。。。
呵呵，兄弟深其中三味。。。
kqmg 发表于 2010-4-23 19:53
是啊~~百年前某东方大国居然能被这个卑鄙无耻下贱淫荡的民族打的找不找被北~~~太不可思了~~~{:jian:}
是啊~~百年前某东方大国居然能被这个卑鄙无耻下贱淫荡的民族打的找不找被北~~~太不可思了~~~{:jian:}
让我想起了一部美国电影
士兵一边和外星生物干仗，一边打电话要接国防部，
电话公司接线员一边抠着鼻屎，一边索要信用卡帐号。。。{:2_70:}
士兵一边和外星生物干仗，一边打电话要接国防部，
电话公司接线员一边抠着鼻屎，一边索要信用卡帐号。。。{:2_70:}
此楼要歪得厉害，赶紧闪，免得砸到。
19楼这条腿是亮点
bt9040 发表于 2010-4-23 21:35
变形金刚1
变形金刚1
让我想起了一部美国电影
士兵一边和外星生物干仗，一边打电话要接国防部，
电话公司接线员一边抠着鼻屎，一边索要信用卡帐号。。。
============
那可是阿三的接线员！！！同时还非常敬业地推销“至尊”套餐
士兵一边和外星生物干仗，一边打电话要接国防部，
电话公司接线员一边抠着鼻屎，一边索要信用卡帐号。。。
============
那可是阿三的接线员！！！同时还非常敬业地推销“至尊”套餐
不过、话说回来，这是搞笑新闻吧？？就算修车铺同意加油，他们怎么把油送到船上？？雇油料补给船？？？
01年的新闻，太老了。
回复 22# cobra21th
那个不是阿三的吧，应该是卡塔尔附近的地方，因为当时被袭击的美军基地在中东，然后是从当地转接到美国的
那个不是阿三的吧，应该是卡塔尔附近的地方，因为当时被袭击的美军基地在中东，然后是从当地转接到美国的
qianjizhao 发表于 2010-4-23 20:22
军舰的油让当官的卖了买豪车买别墅
阴国的加油店老板能拒绝军队，放在国内就会被和谐
军队的通讯不好，落后，所以买手机
军舰的油让当官的卖了买豪车买别墅
阴国的加油店老板能拒绝军队，放在国内就会被和谐
军队的通讯不好，落后，所以买手机
qianjizhao 发表于 2010-4-23 20:22
体制问题呗，绝对的体制问题。
我承认解放军不是没有体制问题，不过当有人发打脸图的时候JY们都会选择性失明的。
体制问题呗，绝对的体制问题。
我承认解放军不是没有体制问题，不过当有人发打脸图的时候JY们都会选择性失明的。
杯具啊，标准体制问题……{:lei:}
好明显的joke
回复 25# shiyuxiaxia
确实是阿三，那个口音是标准的咖喱英语。因为现在很多公司的客户服务电话中心都放到印度去了，所以你打那些客服电话直接会得到印度服务。
确实是阿三，那个口音是标准的咖喱英语。因为现在很多公司的客户服务电话中心都放到印度去了，所以你打那些客服电话直接会得到印度服务。
没搞明白这个怎么联系的民主上去了:o
因为大英帝国是世界上最大的民主国家它老娘
这个错误犯的确实低级
wawa02002 发表于 2010-4-24 03:54
因为放在一些国家这是体制问题啊……
因为放在一些国家这是体制问题啊……
felixstar 发表于 2010-4-23 22:09
同意，非常的销魂
同意，非常的销魂
-Caveat Lector-
拉丁文“阅者当心”;P
原来是翻炒这玩意出来，搞到一大堆“无眼鹿”到处问有没有军舰海上用光燃油的例子！:D
话说回来，如果是老一辈的遇到小艇、RHIB 跑不动 ... 可能就竖杆、扬帆，自己返回母舰。
Spica 发表于 2010-4-24 04:25 版主错鸟，。。。。。顶多是继母吧？？？
版主错鸟，。。。。。顶多是继母吧？？？