香港小學生最強 IQ 題

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">《信报》某专栏刊出香港小学生最「潮」的笑话</span><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">
                                </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">&lt;--- </span></font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">其实系</span><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">
                                </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">IQ </span></font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">题</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">1 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">一枝火柴被人打伤头部，入医院包扎了伤口之后，变成了什么？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">2 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">午餐肉每次见到公仔面都会打公仔面，但有一次午餐肉见到意大利粉，午餐肉却依然打意大利粉。为什么？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">3 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">黑社会人物最爱什么动物？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">4 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">为什么三文鱼生和海胆鱼生路上迎面而行，互相见到对方，但都不打招呼？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">5 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">在一个由家庭主妇办的烹饪班里，黄太教莲蓉饱、李太教芝麻包，谁教叉烧包？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">6 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">兔仔小妹拒绝了斑马哥哥的爱，为什么？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">7 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">香港的肥仔多数姓什么？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">8 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">国内样样都可以是假的，但有一样一定是「真」的，那是什么？</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">《信报》某专栏刊出香港小学生最「潮」的笑话</span><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">
                                </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">&lt;--- </span></font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">其实系</span><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">
                                </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">IQ </span></font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">题</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">1 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">一枝火柴被人打伤头部，入医院包扎了伤口之后，变成了什么？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">2 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">午餐肉每次见到公仔面都会打公仔面，但有一次午餐肉见到意大利粉，午餐肉却依然打意大利粉。为什么？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">3 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">黑社会人物最爱什么动物？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">4 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">为什么三文鱼生和海胆鱼生路上迎面而行，互相见到对方，但都不打招呼？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">5 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">在一个由家庭主妇办的烹饪班里，黄太教莲蓉饱、李太教芝麻包，谁教叉烧包？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">6 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">兔仔小妹拒绝了斑马哥哥的爱，为什么？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">7 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">香港的肥仔多数姓什么？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"><font face="Times New Roman">8 </font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">国内样样都可以是假的，但有一样一定是「真」的，那是什么？</span></font></p>
<p>1. 火柴入醫院包紮了頭後，變成了一枝「棉花棒」。 <br/>2. 午餐肉見到意大利粉依然照打，因為午餐肉對意大利粉說：「別以為你做了負離子直髮，我便不認得你！」 <br/>3. 黑社會人物當然喜歡「斑馬」（班馬）。 <br/>4. 三文魚生不跟海膽魚生打招呼，因為他們都「唔熟」！？ <br/>5. 誰教叉燒包？當然是「程尋磨教叉燒包」。 <br/>6. 兔仔小妹拒絕斑馬哥哥的愛，因為兔媽媽說：「紋身的人一定唔係好人」。 <br/>7. 香港的肥仔是多姓「死」，因為通街都有人叫「死肥仔」。 <br/>8. 國內一定是真的當然是「賊」。<br/>==========================================================</p><p>程尋磨教叉燒包素虾米？~</p><p>这些放这儿很多人都不知道是啥意思滴~~~</p>
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