[灌水]暴笑：环球小姐再接触

Miss Universe's last Question 环球小姐最后一题 <BR><BR>Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. <BR>美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ <BR>美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立…… (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) <BR>西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. <BR>菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. <BR>菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? <BR>问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. <BR>伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. <BR>伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! &gt;Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. <BR>印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms India: Because it works day and night...... <BR>印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. <BR>马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). <BR>新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. <BR>新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. <BR>中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ <BR>中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… <BR>[em01][em01][em01][em01]Miss Universe's last Question 环球小姐最后一题 <BR><BR>Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. <BR>美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ <BR>美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立…… (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) <BR>西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. <BR>菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. <BR>菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? <BR>问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. <BR>伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. <BR>伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! &gt;Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. <BR>印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms India: Because it works day and night...... <BR>印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. <BR>马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). <BR>新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. <BR>新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) <BR><BR>Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? <BR>问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. <BR>中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 Question: How can you say so? <BR>问：为什么呢？ Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ <BR>中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… <BR>[em01][em01][em01][em01]