超级军网索马里海盗大叔当庭承认他们是高盛员工，他们打劫的船都 ...
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作者：常记溪亭日暮迟 回复日期：2010-06-10 14:45:44
这条新闻囧得无以伦比……
Somali Pirates Say They Are Subsidiary of Goldman Sachs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/an ... hey-a_b_550586.html
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA (The Borowitz Report) - Eleven indicted Somali pirates dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs.
There was an audible gasp in court when the leader of the pirates announced, "We are doing God's work. We work for Lloyd Blankfein."
The pirate, who said he earned a bonus of $48 million in dubloons last year, elaborated on the nature of the Somalis' work for Goldman, explaining that the pirates forcibly attacked ships that Goldman had already shorted.
索马里海盗大叔当庭承认他们是高盛员工，他们打劫的船都是高盛已经作空的船只……
海盗V5~作者：常记溪亭日暮迟 回复日期：2010-06-10 14:45:44
这条新闻囧得无以伦比……
Somali Pirates Say They Are Subsidiary of Goldman Sachs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/an ... hey-a_b_550586.html
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA (The Borowitz Report) - Eleven indicted Somali pirates dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs.
There was an audible gasp in court when the leader of the pirates announced, "We are doing God's work. We work for Lloyd Blankfein."
The pirate, who said he earned a bonus of $48 million in dubloons last year, elaborated on the nature of the Somalis' work for Goldman, explaining that the pirates forcibly attacked ships that Goldman had already shorted.
索马里海盗大叔当庭承认他们是高盛员工，他们打劫的船都是高盛已经作空的船只……
海盗V5~
这条新闻囧得无以伦比……
Somali Pirates Say They Are Subsidiary of Goldman Sachs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/an ... hey-a_b_550586.html
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA (The Borowitz Report) - Eleven indicted Somali pirates dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs.
There was an audible gasp in court when the leader of the pirates announced, "We are doing God's work. We work for Lloyd Blankfein."
The pirate, who said he earned a bonus of $48 million in dubloons last year, elaborated on the nature of the Somalis' work for Goldman, explaining that the pirates forcibly attacked ships that Goldman had already shorted.
索马里海盗大叔当庭承认他们是高盛员工，他们打劫的船都是高盛已经作空的船只……
海盗V5~作者：常记溪亭日暮迟 回复日期：2010-06-10 14:45:44
这条新闻囧得无以伦比……
Somali Pirates Say They Are Subsidiary of Goldman Sachs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/an ... hey-a_b_550586.html
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA (The Borowitz Report) - Eleven indicted Somali pirates dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs.
There was an audible gasp in court when the leader of the pirates announced, "We are doing God's work. We work for Lloyd Blankfein."
The pirate, who said he earned a bonus of $48 million in dubloons last year, elaborated on the nature of the Somalis' work for Goldman, explaining that the pirates forcibly attacked ships that Goldman had already shorted.
索马里海盗大叔当庭承认他们是高盛员工，他们打劫的船都是高盛已经作空的船只……
海盗V5~
{:hao:}盗亦有道矣
可靠么消息？
我的天，高盛是黑社会吧
呵呵，这消息要是可靠，高盛背后可是美国政府。
我要晕倒了
罗老二号发射成功 卫星失去联系 正在追踪
大财团什么不干？远远比黑社会更黑。吃人不吐骨头。
There was an audible gasp in court when the leader of the pirates announced, "We are doing God's work. We work for Lloyd Blankfein."{:jian:}
怎么回事
据说是搞笑新闻
搞笑的吧。在法庭上为自己辩护。
看来高盛的确很有名连黑叔叔都知道
就是老美指使的