教授,阿尼杯具了 下次记得先擦黑板再用投影仪

投影幕掀开课也不用上了.....
http://honya-ch.com/
记忆女神的女儿们的咪咪和燐....
http://foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com/52838.html

Preamble:

The anime club meets in Olsson Building Rm 120 for anime showings every Saturday.
Every Saturday at the end of showings, our vice president Honya draws yuri on the chalkboard. Honya is a spectacular artist, so the drawings are actually very pretty. Very shoujo. They are an anime club tradition and are called Honya's Chalkboard Yuri.

Particularly, he draws the yuri right behind the projector screen and then pulls the projector screen down, so that whatever poor custodian or maybe even Monday morning class that uses the room gets a...surprise, shall we say? No one knows anime club uses the room, so I really don't think anyone knows where the chalkboard yuri comes from.

So fast forward. It's Sunday. We have a computer science test review session in Olsson 120.

A student raised his hand after the powerpoint presentation and said he didn't understand a certain piece of code we were expected to know on the test. The teacher says, sure, let me draw it up.

He jerks the projector screen, which goes up in a slow doomed rise.

This is almost covering the entire middle part of the chalkboard:



There is a moment of absolute silence.

Then the entire room, almost 200 people, explodes.

The teacher is in the front. He looks at the picture with consideration. "Holy smokes."

Then goes down.

He has his tomato red face covered with his hands and he's crouched down in almost a fetal position with his face pressed against his knees. He's laughing so hard it looks like he's sobbing.

Then he's gotten a hold of himself sufficiently to shoot back up, whip out his phone, and take a picture.

The class explodes again.

Members of the class who are in anime club are quietly stroking out behind their laptop lids.

Finally, after long minutes when everyone's relatively calmed down, the teacher tries to break the awkwardness with, "Is that Haruhi Suzumiya?"

O_O
What. The. Hell.

The anime club gets over the shock and starts shouting back at him, thus revealiing our own guilt in this situation:
"It is!"
"It isn't!"

Then someone in the peanut gallery asks, "Who's the other girl?"

"I don't know!"
"It's Asogi Rin!"
"No it isn't, it's Lady Une!"
okay, so that was me. I'm not as well versed in yuri series as perhaps I should be. I will do better in the future! m(_ _)m


(Professor finding the yuri)

The teacher finally picks up the eraser. "I don't want to erase the SOS club's work, but I have to move on with class."

"No!!" many voices (guys) in the crowd shout out.

"Oh come on. I've got a picture. I'll put it on your tests."

The anime club is high fiving between the seats. One lone member is in the back quietly taking pictures of everyone's reactions.

O_O So now my first test will officially have yuri on it.

Suddenly, I'm totally looking forward to taking my exam tomorrow.

(MLIA?)



于是杯具了


百合果然王道······投影幕掀开课也不用上了.....
http://honya-ch.com/
记忆女神的女儿们的咪咪和燐....
http://foolish-m0rtal.livejournal.com/52838.html

Preamble:

The anime club meets in Olsson Building Rm 120 for anime showings every Saturday.
Every Saturday at the end of showings, our vice president Honya draws yuri on the chalkboard. Honya is a spectacular artist, so the drawings are actually very pretty. Very shoujo. They are an anime club tradition and are called Honya's Chalkboard Yuri.

Particularly, he draws the yuri right behind the projector screen and then pulls the projector screen down, so that whatever poor custodian or maybe even Monday morning class that uses the room gets a...surprise, shall we say? No one knows anime club uses the room, so I really don't think anyone knows where the chalkboard yuri comes from.

So fast forward. It's Sunday. We have a computer science test review session in Olsson 120.

A student raised his hand after the powerpoint presentation and said he didn't understand a certain piece of code we were expected to know on the test. The teacher says, sure, let me draw it up.

He jerks the projector screen, which goes up in a slow doomed rise.

This is almost covering the entire middle part of the chalkboard:



There is a moment of absolute silence.

Then the entire room, almost 200 people, explodes.

The teacher is in the front. He looks at the picture with consideration. "Holy smokes."

Then goes down.

He has his tomato red face covered with his hands and he's crouched down in almost a fetal position with his face pressed against his knees. He's laughing so hard it looks like he's sobbing.

Then he's gotten a hold of himself sufficiently to shoot back up, whip out his phone, and take a picture.

The class explodes again.

Members of the class who are in anime club are quietly stroking out behind their laptop lids.

Finally, after long minutes when everyone's relatively calmed down, the teacher tries to break the awkwardness with, "Is that Haruhi Suzumiya?"

O_O
What. The. Hell.

The anime club gets over the shock and starts shouting back at him, thus revealiing our own guilt in this situation:
"It is!"
"It isn't!"

Then someone in the peanut gallery asks, "Who's the other girl?"

"I don't know!"
"It's Asogi Rin!"
"No it isn't, it's Lady Une!"
okay, so that was me. I'm not as well versed in yuri series as perhaps I should be. I will do better in the future! m(_ _)m


(Professor finding the yuri)

The teacher finally picks up the eraser. "I don't want to erase the SOS club's work, but I have to move on with class."

"No!!" many voices (guys) in the crowd shout out.

"Oh come on. I've got a picture. I'll put it on your tests."

The anime club is high fiving between the seats. One lone member is in the back quietly taking pictures of everyone's reactions.

O_O So now my first test will officially have yuri on it.

Suddenly, I'm totally looking forward to taking my exam tomorrow.

(MLIA?)



于是杯具了


百合果然王道······