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有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？
What is something all people do, but is completely pointless

译文来源：http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddi ... _but_is_completely/
翻译：R@G

Comments：
Under water melon 7 points 1 day ago
Pressing the cross walk button more than once.
不止一次的按过人行横道的按钮

Nasha manga 31 points 1 day ago
In the U K, pressing it even once is often pointless.
在英国，就算只按一次都是没有意义的

Alt nation l 4 points 1 day ago
i just thought the cross walk button was a game for kids
我原以为人行横道的按钮是给小孩玩的

Matt bryce 7 points 1 day ago
Slowly creep forward in their car at a red light.
红灯的时候让自己的车向前爬行

Banana gaming on 6 points 1 day ago
I hate when I'm in the car and people do this. W H E R E YOU GOIN'?!
我讨厌自己开车的时候别人问，你要去哪儿？！

Zoza zumi 31 points 1 day ago
I don't know about other people, but I bitch at my microwave for its incessant reminder beep when I take too long to retrieve whatever I was heating.
我不知道别人是怎样的，但我在微波炉里热东西如果很久不拿它一直不停的叫我会很烦

Science teacher l 36 points 1 day ago
Same. "SHUT UP! I KNOW! G O D!"
我也是，“闭嘴！我知道的！天啊！”

Rics Flair 7 points 1 day ago (last edited 16 hours ago)
Panicking in situations that aren't life threatening. For example, I am dreading having to drive in the city this weekend.
在不会危机生命的情况下恐慌，比如，我在害怕自己周末开车去市里

Satans_ Jewels 4 points 1 day ago
Seems pretty life- threatening to me. Do you realize how many people die in car accidents?
这在我看来很危机生命，你不知道很多人死于车祸吗？

Like4 Penguins 3 points 1 day ago
Go to google. com when using chrome.
使用chrome浏览器的时候上google网站

Michael licious 7 points 1 day ago
Y e l l at others while who is driving
对开车的人怒吼

Mrs whiskers 31 points 1 day ago
It's not pointless if you yell loud enough for them to hear you.
就算你怒吼的声音够高了也很难让开车的人听到

Alexander le che 31 points 1 day ago
What is some thing all people do, but is completely pointless
Every thing is pointless really. We are all just finding ways to pass time.
有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？
其实一切都是没有意义的，我们只是在找方法消磨时间罢了

So lip sia 7 points 1 day ago
I like this one. It's very depressing, but definitely the most profound comment here. I struggle with this all the time.
我很喜欢这个评论，这很让人绝望，但肯定是最深刻的评论，我一直都在这样的挣扎

Jock o butters 4 points 1 day ago
Ask strangers how they're doing, as if they'll ever give you an honest answer - or as if the asker actually cares.
问陌生人他们怎么样，好像他们会给你诚实的答案一样，又或者问这个问题的人好像真的关心你一样

Vio l u e 36 points 1 day ago (last edited 6 hours ago)
I hate it. I hate when I'm having a terrible day and some fucking cashier asks how I am, and I have to fucking smile and say "good! :D" because they're not really asking. They don't actually care, and that makes me feel so much more alone on bad days.
我也不喜欢这样，当我一天很糟糕的时候，还是会有该死的收银员问我这个问题，我还得强颜欢笑说“很好！”因为他们不是真的在问，在关心我，这会让我在糟糕的一天里感到更加孤单

KAN N A BULL 4 points 1 day ago
Wiping my ass even when I know it's a clean break...I just have to.
就算屁股干净了还要擦一下，我只是不得不这么做……

Deleted one for all 36 points 1 day ago
Using the elevator to get to the next floor when there is a stairway that right next to you that will take less time.
就上一层楼的时候还要乘电梯，明明在旁边就有楼梯，用的时间更短

Klutch At Straws 7 points 1 day ago
Holding your phone in the air to get a signal. That extra two feet makes a difference?.
把你的手机放在空中想要信号，这额外的2英尺会有什么不同吗？

R y t I s 36 points 1 day ago
Change their net work pass word after 90 days.
每隔90天就换自己的网络密码

Jacob sne mesis 7 points 1 day ago (last edited 4 hours ago)
Worry.
It's pointless. Live for the present.
担心
这是没有意义的，要为当下而活

minutes_ in_ the_ box 6 points 1 day ago
Easier said than done, my friend.
哥们，说的要比做简单

Aw sum nick 36 points 1 day ago
Browsing Reddit. Biggest waste of time, yet you're doing it right now
浏览Reddit论坛，这最浪费时间了，但你们现在就在这么做

Doo mie l 31 points 1 day ago
What is something all people do, but is completely pointless? Every thing. We all die.
有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？一切都是，我们都会死的

Shoe wart mall 4 points 1 day ago
This has truth. However, Ghandi said whatever we do will be insignificant, but never the less it is very important that we do it. This quote helps me make sense out of daily living.
这是事实，但甘地还是说过，虽然我们做的都是没有意义的，但这么做还是很重要的。这一名言帮助我让每天过的都有意义

TSUN Z_ OF_ GUNZ 7 points 1 day ago
Holding in farts. Every one does it and they all smell bad. Let er fly free, folks.
憋住自己的屁，每个人都会放屁的，味道很臭，那就让屁自由飞吧，大伙

The_ ed ref 31 points 1 day ago
buying coffee from startbucks or other coffee chains daily. Y e h its slightly better than making a good one for yourself at home, but there's no point always having a better coffee, because then you don't appreciate it as much
每天从星巴克和其他咖啡连锁店买咖啡，是的，这个咖啡要比自己家里做的好喝，但这样买咖啡是没有意义的，因为你不会一直喜欢连锁店的咖啡的

J weller now 4 points 1 day ago (last edited 6 hours ago)
"Send this text to 10 other people in the next 5 minutes or else satan will eat your soul."
“把这条信息在5分钟内转给10个人，不然魔鬼会把你灵魂吃掉”

M run clesam 7 points 1 day ago
Worry about how others look at them. Once you realize how little people pay attention to you, it's a lot easier to go about day to day life.
担心别人怎么看自己，一旦你意识到很少会有人注意你之后，就会让你每天过的更简单些了

A_ HIDDEN_ TEE MO 36 points 1 day ago
Arguing or debating about religion and/or politics.
争论和辩论宗教和政治

Robert soccer l 9 points 1 day ago
Dwell in the past, please just move on in life it will make your life so much better
活在过去，请继续生活下去，让自己的生活更美好

Meeble Blob 4 points 1 day ago
What is some thing all people do, but is completely pointless
Announce the obvious:
Oh you got a haircut!
My, aren't you tall/short!
You got a new (thing)!
有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？
说一些显而易见的事情：
喔你剪头发了！
喔你是不是长高/矮了！
你有新的什么什么了！

Lexis a super hero 7 points 1 day ago
Pressing the door close button in most elevators.
每次坐电梯都要按关门按钮

Slim pi kin 9 points 1 day ago
Dropping food on the floor, then picking it up and blowing on it.
把食物掉在地上，然后捡起来吹一吹

Baja pi cante 31 points 1 day ago
apparently taking vitamin supplements
显然是吃维他命补品

Weare doomed l 7 points 1 day ago
Randomly opening the fridge and stand there staring at the contents not knowing why you opened it in the first place.
随意打开冰箱，然后站在那里看着冰箱里的东西，不知道为什么要打开冰箱

frozen_ nut sack 4 points 1 day ago
Press buttons harder on the remote when the battery's dying.
电池没电了，还用力的按遥控器按钮

Fruity loopies 9 points 1 day ago
When people keep clicking the mouse when the computer is non responding. Doesn't any one understand that it makes it worse?
电脑没有响应的时候还不停的按鼠标，没人知道这会让电脑状况更糟吗

K e v 7 points 1 day ago
Punch the ground or wall after you hurt yourself
在自己受伤的时候还要锤击地面和墙壁

Stop seven charles 4 points 1 day ago
What is some thing all people do, but is completely pointless
Continue living.
有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？
继续活下去

Absurd lands cape 31 points 1 day ago
Say sorry when you bump into inanimate objects
撞上无生物的物品后对它说对不起

Worlds_ Best_ Coffee 7 points 1 day ago
Go to the gym, then to Mc Donalds.
去完健身房，就去麦当劳

Wave surf it 9 points 1 day ago (last edited 16 hours ago)
Saying "to tell you the truth", did you think I was going to believe you were telling a lie?
说“和你说实话吧”，你觉得我原本以为你要说谎吗？

Josh man l 4 points 1 day ago
Put the opinions of others over their own.
向他人强加自己的观点

J r I k 7 points 1 day ago
Saying "bless you" or any equivalent when some one sneezes.
别人打喷嚏的时候说类似“上帝保佑”的话

Lord_ Varys o -2 points 11 days ago
What is some thing all people do, but is completely point less
Breathe. We're all gon na die any ways.
有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？
呼吸，反正我们都会死的

Put it on 0 points 11 days ago
Shaking hands
握手

Ellen dar 0 points 11 days ago
Talking about the weather... such a waste of time.
谈论天气，真的是浪费时间

The ghost without a name 0 points 11 days ago
Using USB drives
使用USB光盘

Villain boy 0 points 11 days ago
Trust others, they will all let you down eventually.
相信他人，他们总会让你失望的

C c nova -2 points 11 days ago
"What's up?" or "How's it going?" as a greeting.
使用“发生了什么？”“最近怎么样”来打招呼

Face_ reality -1 points 11 days ago
Pretty much 90% of social interaction is "pointless" if you really think about it, but when every one else is doing it, it kind of continues the cycle and every one keeps doing it.
我确信90%的社交都是没有意义的，如果你仔细想一下的话，但每一个人还是这么做，就像是一种循环，大家持续社交

Pod banger -2 points 11 days ago
Watching Television.
看电视

Chink city -2 points 11 days ago
Masturbate.
I'm a hypocrite
手淫
我是一个伪君子

Spa ven too -3 points 11 days ago
Fantasize about what you'd do if you won the lottery. You're not going to win and you're an idiot if you play it.
幻想自己如果赢得彩票会怎样，你不会中奖的，如果你买彩票就是白痴

Marathon limit -6 points 11 days ago
Dusting.
扫灰尘有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？
What is something all people do, but is completely pointless

译文来源：http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddi ... _but_is_completely/
翻译：R@G

Comments：
Under water melon 7 points 1 day ago
Pressing the cross walk button more than once.
不止一次的按过人行横道的按钮

Nasha manga 31 points 1 day ago
In the U K, pressing it even once is often pointless.
在英国，就算只按一次都是没有意义的

Alt nation l 4 points 1 day ago
i just thought the cross walk button was a game for kids
我原以为人行横道的按钮是给小孩玩的

Matt bryce 7 points 1 day ago
Slowly creep forward in their car at a red light.
红灯的时候让自己的车向前爬行

Banana gaming on 6 points 1 day ago
I hate when I'm in the car and people do this. W H E R E YOU GOIN'?!
我讨厌自己开车的时候别人问，你要去哪儿？！

Zoza zumi 31 points 1 day ago
I don't know about other people, but I bitch at my microwave for its incessant reminder beep when I take too long to retrieve whatever I was heating.
我不知道别人是怎样的，但我在微波炉里热东西如果很久不拿它一直不停的叫我会很烦

Science teacher l 36 points 1 day ago
Same. "SHUT UP! I KNOW! G O D!"
我也是，“闭嘴！我知道的！天啊！”

Rics Flair 7 points 1 day ago (last edited 16 hours ago)
Panicking in situations that aren't life threatening. For example, I am dreading having to drive in the city this weekend.
在不会危机生命的情况下恐慌，比如，我在害怕自己周末开车去市里

Satans_ Jewels 4 points 1 day ago
Seems pretty life- threatening to me. Do you realize how many people die in car accidents?
这在我看来很危机生命，你不知道很多人死于车祸吗？

Like4 Penguins 3 points 1 day ago
Go to google. com when using chrome.
使用chrome浏览器的时候上google网站

Michael licious 7 points 1 day ago
Y e l l at others while who is driving
对开车的人怒吼

Mrs whiskers 31 points 1 day ago
It's not pointless if you yell loud enough for them to hear you.
就算你怒吼的声音够高了也很难让开车的人听到

Alexander le che 31 points 1 day ago
What is some thing all people do, but is completely pointless
Every thing is pointless really. We are all just finding ways to pass time.
有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？
其实一切都是没有意义的，我们只是在找方法消磨时间罢了

So lip sia 7 points 1 day ago
I like this one. It's very depressing, but definitely the most profound comment here. I struggle with this all the time.
我很喜欢这个评论，这很让人绝望，但肯定是最深刻的评论，我一直都在这样的挣扎

Jock o butters 4 points 1 day ago
Ask strangers how they're doing, as if they'll ever give you an honest answer - or as if the asker actually cares.
问陌生人他们怎么样，好像他们会给你诚实的答案一样，又或者问这个问题的人好像真的关心你一样

Vio l u e 36 points 1 day ago (last edited 6 hours ago)
I hate it. I hate when I'm having a terrible day and some fucking cashier asks how I am, and I have to fucking smile and say "good! :D" because they're not really asking. They don't actually care, and that makes me feel so much more alone on bad days.
我也不喜欢这样，当我一天很糟糕的时候，还是会有该死的收银员问我这个问题，我还得强颜欢笑说“很好！”因为他们不是真的在问，在关心我，这会让我在糟糕的一天里感到更加孤单

KAN N A BULL 4 points 1 day ago
Wiping my ass even when I know it's a clean break...I just have to.
就算屁股干净了还要擦一下，我只是不得不这么做……

Deleted one for all 36 points 1 day ago
Using the elevator to get to the next floor when there is a stairway that right next to you that will take less time.
就上一层楼的时候还要乘电梯，明明在旁边就有楼梯，用的时间更短

Klutch At Straws 7 points 1 day ago
Holding your phone in the air to get a signal. That extra two feet makes a difference?.
把你的手机放在空中想要信号，这额外的2英尺会有什么不同吗？

R y t I s 36 points 1 day ago
Change their net work pass word after 90 days.
每隔90天就换自己的网络密码

Jacob sne mesis 7 points 1 day ago (last edited 4 hours ago)
Worry.
It's pointless. Live for the present.
担心
这是没有意义的，要为当下而活

minutes_ in_ the_ box 6 points 1 day ago
Easier said than done, my friend.
哥们，说的要比做简单

Aw sum nick 36 points 1 day ago
Browsing Reddit. Biggest waste of time, yet you're doing it right now
浏览Reddit论坛，这最浪费时间了，但你们现在就在这么做

Doo mie l 31 points 1 day ago
What is something all people do, but is completely pointless? Every thing. We all die.
有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？一切都是，我们都会死的

Shoe wart mall 4 points 1 day ago
This has truth. However, Ghandi said whatever we do will be insignificant, but never the less it is very important that we do it. This quote helps me make sense out of daily living.
这是事实，但甘地还是说过，虽然我们做的都是没有意义的，但这么做还是很重要的。这一名言帮助我让每天过的都有意义

TSUN Z_ OF_ GUNZ 7 points 1 day ago
Holding in farts. Every one does it and they all smell bad. Let er fly free, folks.
憋住自己的屁，每个人都会放屁的，味道很臭，那就让屁自由飞吧，大伙

The_ ed ref 31 points 1 day ago
buying coffee from startbucks or other coffee chains daily. Y e h its slightly better than making a good one for yourself at home, but there's no point always having a better coffee, because then you don't appreciate it as much
每天从星巴克和其他咖啡连锁店买咖啡，是的，这个咖啡要比自己家里做的好喝，但这样买咖啡是没有意义的，因为你不会一直喜欢连锁店的咖啡的

J weller now 4 points 1 day ago (last edited 6 hours ago)
"Send this text to 10 other people in the next 5 minutes or else satan will eat your soul."
“把这条信息在5分钟内转给10个人，不然魔鬼会把你灵魂吃掉”

M run clesam 7 points 1 day ago
Worry about how others look at them. Once you realize how little people pay attention to you, it's a lot easier to go about day to day life.
担心别人怎么看自己，一旦你意识到很少会有人注意你之后，就会让你每天过的更简单些了

A_ HIDDEN_ TEE MO 36 points 1 day ago
Arguing or debating about religion and/or politics.
争论和辩论宗教和政治

Robert soccer l 9 points 1 day ago
Dwell in the past, please just move on in life it will make your life so much better
活在过去，请继续生活下去，让自己的生活更美好

Meeble Blob 4 points 1 day ago
What is some thing all people do, but is completely pointless
Announce the obvious:
Oh you got a haircut!
My, aren't you tall/short!
You got a new (thing)!
有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？
说一些显而易见的事情：
喔你剪头发了！
喔你是不是长高/矮了！
你有新的什么什么了！

Lexis a super hero 7 points 1 day ago
Pressing the door close button in most elevators.
每次坐电梯都要按关门按钮

Slim pi kin 9 points 1 day ago
Dropping food on the floor, then picking it up and blowing on it.
把食物掉在地上，然后捡起来吹一吹

Baja pi cante 31 points 1 day ago
apparently taking vitamin supplements
显然是吃维他命补品

Weare doomed l 7 points 1 day ago
Randomly opening the fridge and stand there staring at the contents not knowing why you opened it in the first place.
随意打开冰箱，然后站在那里看着冰箱里的东西，不知道为什么要打开冰箱

frozen_ nut sack 4 points 1 day ago
Press buttons harder on the remote when the battery's dying.
电池没电了，还用力的按遥控器按钮

Fruity loopies 9 points 1 day ago
When people keep clicking the mouse when the computer is non responding. Doesn't any one understand that it makes it worse?
电脑没有响应的时候还不停的按鼠标，没人知道这会让电脑状况更糟吗

K e v 7 points 1 day ago
Punch the ground or wall after you hurt yourself
在自己受伤的时候还要锤击地面和墙壁

Stop seven charles 4 points 1 day ago
What is some thing all people do, but is completely pointless
Continue living.
有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？
继续活下去

Absurd lands cape 31 points 1 day ago
Say sorry when you bump into inanimate objects
撞上无生物的物品后对它说对不起

Worlds_ Best_ Coffee 7 points 1 day ago
Go to the gym, then to Mc Donalds.
去完健身房，就去麦当劳

Wave surf it 9 points 1 day ago (last edited 16 hours ago)
Saying "to tell you the truth", did you think I was going to believe you were telling a lie?
说“和你说实话吧”，你觉得我原本以为你要说谎吗？

Josh man l 4 points 1 day ago
Put the opinions of others over their own.
向他人强加自己的观点

J r I k 7 points 1 day ago
Saying "bless you" or any equivalent when some one sneezes.
别人打喷嚏的时候说类似“上帝保佑”的话

Lord_ Varys o -2 points 11 days ago
What is some thing all people do, but is completely point less
Breathe. We're all gon na die any ways.
有什么事是大家都在做，但却是完全没有意义的？
呼吸，反正我们都会死的

Put it on 0 points 11 days ago
Shaking hands
握手

Ellen dar 0 points 11 days ago
Talking about the weather... such a waste of time.
谈论天气，真的是浪费时间

The ghost without a name 0 points 11 days ago
Using USB drives
使用USB光盘

Villain boy 0 points 11 days ago
Trust others, they will all let you down eventually.
相信他人，他们总会让你失望的

C c nova -2 points 11 days ago
"What's up?" or "How's it going?" as a greeting.
使用“发生了什么？”“最近怎么样”来打招呼

Face_ reality -1 points 11 days ago
Pretty much 90% of social interaction is "pointless" if you really think about it, but when every one else is doing it, it kind of continues the cycle and every one keeps doing it.
我确信90%的社交都是没有意义的，如果你仔细想一下的话，但每一个人还是这么做，就像是一种循环，大家持续社交

Pod banger -2 points 11 days ago
Watching Television.
看电视

Chink city -2 points 11 days ago
Masturbate.
I'm a hypocrite
手淫
我是一个伪君子

Spa ven too -3 points 11 days ago
Fantasize about what you'd do if you won the lottery. You're not going to win and you're an idiot if you play it.
幻想自己如果赢得彩票会怎样，你不会中奖的，如果你买彩票就是白痴

Marathon limit -6 points 11 days ago
Dusting.
扫灰尘