16亮霓虹灯像夜总会?谁敢跟王师比三俗?

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听说16亮霓虹灯像夜总会?咱航妈就像夜总会咋啦?好歹买来的时候说是赌船来着。

再说谁敢跟王师比三俗?瞧王师的航母上还真有酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部呢。

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by Pte Bloggins on April 28, 2012 · 2 comments

2012年4月28日
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Navy: Strip Clubs And Bars To Be Installed Aboard Aircraft Carriers
海军:将在航母上建酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部
Washington, DC - The Pentagon announced today that the Navy will be installing strip clubs and bars aboard all aircraft carriers.The unusual move comes at a time when budget cuts loom and the public has questioned the need for extravagant military spending.

华盛顿:就在军费紧张之时,五角大楼今天宣布要在在航母上建酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部。

Commander Ethan Granger, a Navy spokesman, explains:

“The time has come for the US Navy to face the facts and come up with innovative solutions to the problems we face. The first thing Sailors do when they hit shore is to patronize the local strip club and bar. By being proactive, the Navy can keep this behavior on board and avoid problems with drunken Sailors getting in fights on shore. We are also pleased to announce that the profits from these activities aboard our ships will go directly towards the Navy’s budget.”

海军发言人称要面对现实,与其让海员一上岸就到处找酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部,然后喝得醉醺醺地打架,不如肥水不流外人田,海军还能捞上一笔。

Public watchdog organizations have praised this move as a sign of the times.
公众媒体对此赞不绝口:
“We are glad our armed forces are taking the initiative and making responsible changes amid our financial crisis,” says Kenneth Johnson, representing The Center For A Responsible Future For America.

“咱们的军队出息了,开始解决经济危机了,我们很高兴。”

Sailors at large support the new move as well. “It gets quite boring on long tours. I think this makes for a great way to keep people occupied,” said one sailor, speaking on condition of anonymity.

海员们也支持:“长时间航行太单调了,我想这太棒了,能让很多人来找乐子”

The new move does not have total support however and some worry that it only serves to ‘promote immoral behavior’. CDR Granger dismissed this criticism, stating “Our sailors would be doing this whether or not it is on or off a ship. It really changes nothing.”

也有人认为这会让军人行为不当。但海军发言人表示不用担心:“咱们的海员本来就这德性,不管船上有没有酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部其实都一样”

But what about the possible breakdown in discipline by allowing alcohol on board?

在舰上酗酒?那军纪咋办捏?

CDR Granger has thought of everything, and calms fears from TDB and others: ”We have considered instituting a ten drink maximum so that sailors don’t get too out of hand.”

海军发言人想得很周到,平息了大众的紧张情绪:“每人不超过十杯酒就没关系”。

The Navy has not said yet whether the strippers will be Naval personnel or civilian contractors, but Granger says, “Both options are on the table.”

海军没说脱衣舞娘是军人还是平民。不过发言人说:“也许两者都会上台吧。”听说16亮霓虹灯像夜总会?咱航妈就像夜总会咋啦?好歹买来的时候说是赌船来着。

再说谁敢跟王师比三俗?瞧王师的航母上还真有酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部呢。

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/navy-strip-clubs-and-bars-to-be-installed-aboard-aircraft-carriers/
by Pte Bloggins on April 28, 2012 · 2 comments

2012年4月28日
Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/navy-strip-clubs-and-bars-to-be-installed-aboard-aircraft-carriers/#ixzz28lnH5Eml
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Navy: Strip Clubs And Bars To Be Installed Aboard Aircraft Carriers
海军:将在航母上建酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部
Washington, DC - The Pentagon announced today that the Navy will be installing strip clubs and bars aboard all aircraft carriers.The unusual move comes at a time when budget cuts loom and the public has questioned the need for extravagant military spending.

华盛顿:就在军费紧张之时,五角大楼今天宣布要在在航母上建酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部。

Commander Ethan Granger, a Navy spokesman, explains:

“The time has come for the US Navy to face the facts and come up with innovative solutions to the problems we face. The first thing Sailors do when they hit shore is to patronize the local strip club and bar. By being proactive, the Navy can keep this behavior on board and avoid problems with drunken Sailors getting in fights on shore. We are also pleased to announce that the profits from these activities aboard our ships will go directly towards the Navy’s budget.”

海军发言人称要面对现实,与其让海员一上岸就到处找酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部,然后喝得醉醺醺地打架,不如肥水不流外人田,海军还能捞上一笔。

Public watchdog organizations have praised this move as a sign of the times.
公众媒体对此赞不绝口:
“We are glad our armed forces are taking the initiative and making responsible changes amid our financial crisis,” says Kenneth Johnson, representing The Center For A Responsible Future For America.

“咱们的军队出息了,开始解决经济危机了,我们很高兴。”

Sailors at large support the new move as well. “It gets quite boring on long tours. I think this makes for a great way to keep people occupied,” said one sailor, speaking on condition of anonymity.

海员们也支持:“长时间航行太单调了,我想这太棒了,能让很多人来找乐子”

The new move does not have total support however and some worry that it only serves to ‘promote immoral behavior’. CDR Granger dismissed this criticism, stating “Our sailors would be doing this whether or not it is on or off a ship. It really changes nothing.”

也有人认为这会让军人行为不当。但海军发言人表示不用担心:“咱们的海员本来就这德性,不管船上有没有酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部其实都一样”

But what about the possible breakdown in discipline by allowing alcohol on board?

在舰上酗酒?那军纪咋办捏?

CDR Granger has thought of everything, and calms fears from TDB and others: ”We have considered instituting a ten drink maximum so that sailors don’t get too out of hand.”

海军发言人想得很周到,平息了大众的紧张情绪:“每人不超过十杯酒就没关系”。

The Navy has not said yet whether the strippers will be Naval personnel or civilian contractors, but Granger says, “Both options are on the table.”

海军没说脱衣舞娘是军人还是平民。不过发言人说:“也许两者都会上台吧。”
真的假的啊美帝碉堡了
这些也算三俗啊,充其量小清新。什么时候能船上吹个大烟泡,建几个gay bar,再开个小赌场,才符合三俗标准。
基友一对,兴趣相同!!!
“咱们的海员本来就这德性,不管船上有没有酒吧和脱衣舞俱乐部其实都一样”
这句话太TM实在了
美国从不掩饰自己是腐朽的资本主义,中国是什么制度?
Duffelblog是讽刺网站好不?
嘿嘿[:a6:]
怎么看怎么像是三无新闻
三毛里面名媛劳军,上戴M三十五,下面露着小肚肚
woshihwn 发表于 2012-10-9 11:56
真的假的啊美帝碉堡了
见过比好的, 少见比烂的.
楼主这样一比着实令人宽心.
重口味啊~
这是假新闻吧
出处不明,谨慎围观!

ch_baiqiang 发表于 2012-10-9 18:04
见过比好的, 少见比烂的.
楼主这样一比着实令人宽心.


竟然把和世界第一舰队比较称作比烂,真替美国航母舰队感到悲哀。
ch_baiqiang 发表于 2012-10-9 18:04
见过比好的, 少见比烂的.
楼主这样一比着实令人宽心.


竟然把和世界第一舰队比较称作比烂,真替美国航母舰队感到悲哀。
明珠的灯塔~水手都是那么的幸福
其实美国会阶段性搞一下
哈哈,哪里来的新闻?
美国海军要真这么说了,不想要明年的军费了么?
遮羞布还是要穿的啊
王师才是真正的黄军
敢和我强大的全球解放军比三鼠?我军和咋咋打帐的时候还不忘在飞机上画裸女呢!tb没见识,tb国的土槽也没见识。
如果再有这么几个美女才符合夜总会哟
炸鱼帖,效果不同凡响啊。


人那是传统
再说了,MD海军是强大,那也不代表什么都要学
好的东西我们向MD学习,比如损管经验,比如舰艇设计,比如武备开发,比如航母使用
那些儿小资产阶级的腐朽东西比如军官士兵分餐厅,比如挂彩灯整的灯红酒绿的你学他干啥?

人那是传统
再说了,MD海军是强大,那也不代表什么都要学
好的东西我们向MD学习,比如损管经验,比如舰艇设计,比如武备开发,比如航母使用
那些儿小资产阶级的腐朽东西比如军官士兵分餐厅,比如挂彩灯整的灯红酒绿的你学他干啥?
没人不让你庆祝,但是你庆祝挂几个灯不就行了吗,非要整的整个船只灯红酒绿的?
还整那么多颜色,非要表现的华丽花哨才行?
要不是怕被杀贴,我会告诉你只想说:呵呵……
有没有必要这么河蟹。。。。