超级笑话,女士勿入~~~

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王有个开农场养乳牛的朋友叫老郑.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王去参观老郑的牧场,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老郑正在帮乳牛装全自动挤奶器.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">看见自动挤奶器上上下下搓动</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">粉俐落,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王歪点子一想</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">?? </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">就跟老郑讲:</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老郑老郑,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你那个自动挤奶器借我一付</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你借那个干麻啊</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">" " </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你不要管那么多啦</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">!</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">借我就是了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">" </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">好啦借你啦</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">".</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王就把自动挤奶器带回家啦</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">一到半夜,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">就把那个自动挤奶器放到那话儿上,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">想说这样省功夫,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">以后就轻松多啦.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">ㄝ</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">~~</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">果然开关一开不到</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">3</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">分钟,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王就</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">....</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王就想找开关关掉自动挤奶器,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">可是怎么都找不着开关,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">找着找着就又爽了一次</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">唉</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">~~</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">短短时间就爽了两次,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王实在是有点受不了,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">可是还是找不到开关,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">结果又爽了第三次,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王的腰都酸了</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">喔</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">真的是忍不住,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">打了电话问老郑:</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老郑</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">..</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">这</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">..</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">挤</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">...</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">奶</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">....</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">器</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">...</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">要</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">...</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">怎</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">..</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">么</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">...</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">关掉啊</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">..."</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">因为太爽讲话都结巴了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">ㄚ</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">电话端传来老郑的回答说:</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">喔</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">!! </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">那个是全自动的啊!</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">满一公升就会停了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">"</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王有个开农场养乳牛的朋友叫老郑.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王去参观老郑的牧场,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老郑正在帮乳牛装全自动挤奶器.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">看见自动挤奶器上上下下搓动</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">粉俐落,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王歪点子一想</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">?? </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">就跟老郑讲:</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老郑老郑,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你那个自动挤奶器借我一付</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你借那个干麻啊</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">" " </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你不要管那么多啦</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">!</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">借我就是了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">" </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">好啦借你啦</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">".</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王就把自动挤奶器带回家啦</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">一到半夜,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">就把那个自动挤奶器放到那话儿上,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">想说这样省功夫,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">以后就轻松多啦.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">ㄝ</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">~~</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">果然开关一开不到</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">3</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">分钟,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王就</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">....</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王就想找开关关掉自动挤奶器,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">可是怎么都找不着开关,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">找着找着就又爽了一次</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">唉</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">~~</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">短短时间就爽了两次,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王实在是有点受不了,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">可是还是找不到开关,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">结果又爽了第三次,</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老王的腰都酸了</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">喔</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">真的是忍不住,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;"> </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">打了电话问老郑:</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">老郑</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">..</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">这</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">..</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">挤</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">...</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">奶</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">....</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">器</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">...</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">要</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">...</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">怎</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">..</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">么</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">...</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">关掉啊</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">..."</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">因为太爽讲话都结巴了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">ㄚ</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">电话端传来老郑的回答说:</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">喔</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">!! </span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">那个是全自动的啊!</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">满一公升就会停了</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">"</span></p>
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