一个男人一生与车的不解之缘

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<TD align=left class=z3 width="100%">1——2岁的车型，爸爸当司机<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3135.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3135.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>3岁时特喜欢车，一次玩遥控车，不料······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069903974625.gif"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069903974625.gif" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>大一点后，决定自己骑车，很新奇，连台阶都感下，结果······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069904032515.gif"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069904032515.gif" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>4岁时，终于骑上了摩托，我那个高兴啊!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3136.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3136.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>5岁时，上幼儿园的时候，却坐上这种车·····郁闷<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3137.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3137.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>6岁时，我第一次坐新型乌龟车<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3138.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3138.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>到7岁了，觉得乌龟车太慢，自己发明了一种火箭车，让我家的狗狗试一下先······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3139.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3139.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>8岁时，我骑上的宝马牌自行车<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3140.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3140.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>9岁时逛街，看到交警叔叔的坐骑，很羡慕，也想自己有一个······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3141.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3141.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>在我10岁时，家人带我到挪威森林玩，于是，这种驼了车也成了我的坐骑<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3142.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3142.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>我有个毛病经常超速行驶，妈的，被交警罚款，老火<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3143.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3143.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>11--12岁，由于驾龄够长，且技术好，我先后开了两种车<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3144.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3144.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>第二种车！<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3145.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3145.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>结果还跑不过这种车，真想一头把他的屁股撞飞<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3146.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3146.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>13岁时候，青春期到了，结识了很多猪朋狗友经常开上了六人摩托去泡MM<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3147.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3147.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>14——17岁，是我的发明创作期，期间我的主要发明有······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3149.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3149.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>别名——滑动的高跟鞋<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3151.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3151.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>用老牛鼻子照明的汽车<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3152.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3152.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>19岁时，为了继续加强开车技术，天天开船到舟山群岛上苦练<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3160.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3160.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>20岁时，发生了一次以外车祸，幸亏人没事 <BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3161.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3161.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>于是决定还是骑自行车，却又怕人偷，于是······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3162.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3162.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>后来开坦克型战斗汽车<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3167.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3167.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>23岁复员后，参与了换猪格格的演出，陪皇帝出巡<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3168.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3168.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>演出后，有了钱，办了一个个性牌照<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3169.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3169.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>虽然买了车但是找了很久都找不到停车场<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3170.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3170.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>于是只好在自己家建了一个停车场<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3171.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3171.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>24岁时，访问去阿连酋旅游时，导游说要入乡随俗，所以一生第一次坐加长林肯<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3172.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3172.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>回来时汽车抛锚。不得已······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3173.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3173.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>好不容易上了大路，油又当水喝了，没办法只有这样了<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3174.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3174.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>好不容易可以上路了，但是又一次故障修车时，却不料······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3175.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3175.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>25岁时，终于拥有了一辆大奔<BR>但由于车技不好，竟…………………<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3177.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3177.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>大奔爱出事，就决定开保时捷<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3178.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3178.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>26岁时，参加了基地组织，拉登培养我开战斗机<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3179.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3179.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>我回赠拉等一辆自己发明的新星摩托，他爽极了<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3180.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3180.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>27岁时，本领终于派上用场，干了一件大事，且成为唯一幸存者······<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069905289734.gif"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069905289734.gif" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>这是我的威力与杰作<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3181.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3181.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>后来又帮伊拉克运飞毛腿<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3182.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3182.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>虽然失败了，但是还是比老对手强<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3184.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3184.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>28岁--一切战事平静后，回家玩碰碰车，无意间看到了······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3185.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3185.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>29--39找个事情糊口，决定开公交，为避免翻车，就······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3186.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3186.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>40--41开了一次火车，却操作错误被吊销了执照<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3187.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3187.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>四个轮子的不能开了，只能开她了<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3188.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3188.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>但是三个轮子的也被城管没收了，没有办法只能。。。。。。。<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3189.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3189.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>42岁，经过多方面准备，终于办了一个车展，一圆自己终生的梦<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3190.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3190.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>谁知，非常受欢迎，变成了全国巡展，光收门票我都发了！！也不开车了就坐坐这个出门。。。。<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3191.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3191.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
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<TD align=left class=z3 width="100%">1——2岁的车型，爸爸当司机<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3135.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3135.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>3岁时特喜欢车，一次玩遥控车，不料······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069903974625.gif"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069903974625.gif" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>大一点后，决定自己骑车，很新奇，连台阶都感下，结果······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069904032515.gif"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069904032515.gif" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>4岁时，终于骑上了摩托，我那个高兴啊!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3136.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3136.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>5岁时，上幼儿园的时候，却坐上这种车·····郁闷<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3137.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3137.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>6岁时，我第一次坐新型乌龟车<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3138.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3138.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>到7岁了，觉得乌龟车太慢，自己发明了一种火箭车，让我家的狗狗试一下先······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3139.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3139.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>8岁时，我骑上的宝马牌自行车<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3140.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3140.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>9岁时逛街，看到交警叔叔的坐骑，很羡慕，也想自己有一个······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3141.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3141.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>在我10岁时，家人带我到挪威森林玩，于是，这种驼了车也成了我的坐骑<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3142.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3142.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>我有个毛病经常超速行驶，妈的，被交警罚款，老火<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3143.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3143.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>11--12岁，由于驾龄够长，且技术好，我先后开了两种车<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3144.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3144.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>第二种车！<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3145.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3145.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>结果还跑不过这种车，真想一头把他的屁股撞飞<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3146.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3146.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>13岁时候，青春期到了，结识了很多猪朋狗友经常开上了六人摩托去泡MM<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3147.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3147.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>14——17岁，是我的发明创作期，期间我的主要发明有······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3149.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3149.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>别名——滑动的高跟鞋<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3151.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3151.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>用老牛鼻子照明的汽车<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3152.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3152.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>19岁时，为了继续加强开车技术，天天开船到舟山群岛上苦练<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3160.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3160.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>20岁时，发生了一次以外车祸，幸亏人没事 <BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3161.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3161.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>于是决定还是骑自行车，却又怕人偷，于是······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3162.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3162.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>后来开坦克型战斗汽车<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3167.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3167.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>23岁复员后，参与了换猪格格的演出，陪皇帝出巡<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3168.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3168.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>演出后，有了钱，办了一个个性牌照<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3169.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3169.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>虽然买了车但是找了很久都找不到停车场<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3170.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3170.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>于是只好在自己家建了一个停车场<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3171.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3171.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>24岁时，访问去阿连酋旅游时，导游说要入乡随俗，所以一生第一次坐加长林肯<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3172.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3172.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>回来时汽车抛锚。不得已······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3173.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3173.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>好不容易上了大路，油又当水喝了，没办法只有这样了<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3174.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3174.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>好不容易可以上路了，但是又一次故障修车时，却不料······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3175.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3175.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>25岁时，终于拥有了一辆大奔<BR>但由于车技不好，竟…………………<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3177.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3177.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>大奔爱出事，就决定开保时捷<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3178.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3178.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>26岁时，参加了基地组织，拉登培养我开战斗机<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3179.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3179.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>我回赠拉等一辆自己发明的新星摩托，他爽极了<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3180.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3180.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>27岁时，本领终于派上用场，干了一件大事，且成为唯一幸存者······<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069905289734.gif"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069905289734.gif" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>这是我的威力与杰作<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3181.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3181.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>后来又帮伊拉克运飞毛腿<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3182.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3182.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>虽然失败了，但是还是比老对手强<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3184.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3184.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>28岁--一切战事平静后，回家玩碰碰车，无意间看到了······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3185.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3185.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>29--39找个事情糊口，决定开公交，为避免翻车，就······<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3186.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3186.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>40--41开了一次火车，却操作错误被吊销了执照<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3187.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3187.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>四个轮子的不能开了，只能开她了<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3188.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3188.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>但是三个轮子的也被城管没收了，没有办法只能。。。。。。。<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3189.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3189.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>42岁，经过多方面准备，终于办了一个车展，一圆自己终生的梦<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3190.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3190.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR>谁知，非常受欢迎，变成了全国巡展，光收门票我都发了！！也不开车了就坐坐这个出门。。。。<BR><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3191.jpg"><BR><a href="http://club.yule.sohu.com/view_pic.php?b=fun_pics&amp;url=http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3191.jpg" target="_blank" ><FONT color=red>
</FONT></A><BR><BR><BR><BR>完<BR><BR><BR></TD></TR></TABLE>