超级军网Boycott what... 制抵什么……
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超搞笑……
Boycott what, Olympic? Is there a country called Olympic? Wait a sec, I know where it is. It must be that dirty little crappy town I got my pipe beaten off in Texas. I hated these Olympians.
Whatever you texas olympians say I go for it. Yeah, boycott them all from selling us huma rights.
I boycotted Wal-Mart but went broke I now can’t even afford for buy me a pair of underpans. They darn getting more and more expensive Made in China stuff, all darn the same as costy as gas price. I olddy daddy boycotted Japanese cars b’cause he aren’t afford to get one. He told everyone he boycotted Japanese cars only I know he had nothing, not a penny in the bank. I boycotted Chinese clothes, electrics, watchs,toys,whatever you name it, I boycotted. Now I aren’t wearing underpans at all.
Yeah! I boycott everything I can’t afford to get but don’t boycut tibetan monks I like monks. I always wish I was one of them and had slaves and serfs to bring me foods and boozies. I heard they have free gay sex, is that true? Wow, I can’t wait to jump on a greyhound bus to want to go Tibet, is that in Mexico?
“Free T-back! Free T-back!” That was all I heard yesterday on the street on Van Ness and Broadway. I jumped out of my basement window all I saw was a bunch of crappies running down the road chasing by cops. I asked for free t-back they dammy stuck me a yellow flag, told me “thas’s fee T-back. thas’s fee T-back.Wa pay you, Wa pay you.” I asked for $100, they cheaters only gave me $50. What to cheat on me? No way! I aren’t texas Olympians! I tore the yellow flag in half, put half on my head it darn cold yesterday, stuck the rest under my pans.
“Free T-back!”
Cheaters! There was no free T-back at all. They cheated on me! I want boycott anything free b’cauz nothing is FREE! Nothing is FREE! Try to walk away a hamburger from Macky they beat the crap of out of you!
Hold on, there IS a thing free, yeah, your mouth water is FREE.
译文（arbalist翻译）：
抵制什么，奥林匹克？哪个国家叫奥林匹克？等等，我知道在哪了。一定是那个我在那里用鸡鸡打飞机的肮脏见鬼滴德克萨斯小城，我恨那些奥林匹克人。
不管你们这些德州奥林佬怎么想，嗯，为了推销我们的人权而抵制他们！
我抵制了沃尔马，但是后来搞砸了，俺现在甚至连内裤都买不起。那些鸟人从中国弄来倒卖的东西越来越贵了，价钱就像油价一样，飙升。我那个老爹抵制日本车，至少他对其他人是这么说的，但是俺知道，老爷子是买不起，他账户里甚至一个大子也没有。我抵制中国造的衣服，电器，钟表，玩具，能想到的，我全抵制了。结果老子现在连内裤都穿不起了。
耶，只要这样东西我买不起，我就会抵制它，但我不会抵制那些西藏的和尚，我喜欢他们，我甚至希望自己也是他们当中的一员，因为这样一来我就啥都不用干了，反正有奴隶养着。我甚至听说他们搞后门别杠都不花钱，真的么？我等不及了坐灰狗长途去那里了，西藏是在墨西哥。没错吧？
“免费的丁字裤（T-back，与Tibet谐音）！免费的丁字裤！”，我昨天在VAN NESS和百老汇听见的都是这些.一时激动,我从地下室的窗户里钻出来,结果看见一大票条子追杀这些废柴。我问他们免费的丁字裤在哪里，这些人塞了面黄旗子给俺，“这就是，拿着他去晃，你干活，我付钱。”我说要100刀，这些骗子只给了50刀。耍我？做梦！我才不是那些德州奥林佬！我把旗子扯了，一半包头，没辙，天气太冷，另一半当内裤。
“免费的丁字裤！”
这些骗子！没有免费的丁字裤，这些骗子！我抵制那些免费的东西因为他们其实不是白来的！没有白来的！在他们烦死你之前赶紧开溜吧！
不过，还是有一样东西是白来的，你的口水！超搞笑……
Boycott what, Olympic? Is there a country called Olympic? Wait a sec, I know where it is. It must be that dirty little crappy town I got my pipe beaten off in Texas. I hated these Olympians.
Whatever you texas olympians say I go for it. Yeah, boycott them all from selling us huma rights.
I boycotted Wal-Mart but went broke I now can’t even afford for buy me a pair of underpans. They darn getting more and more expensive Made in China stuff, all darn the same as costy as gas price. I olddy daddy boycotted Japanese cars b’cause he aren’t afford to get one. He told everyone he boycotted Japanese cars only I know he had nothing, not a penny in the bank. I boycotted Chinese clothes, electrics, watchs,toys,whatever you name it, I boycotted. Now I aren’t wearing underpans at all.
Yeah! I boycott everything I can’t afford to get but don’t boycut tibetan monks I like monks. I always wish I was one of them and had slaves and serfs to bring me foods and boozies. I heard they have free gay sex, is that true? Wow, I can’t wait to jump on a greyhound bus to want to go Tibet, is that in Mexico?
“Free T-back! Free T-back!” That was all I heard yesterday on the street on Van Ness and Broadway. I jumped out of my basement window all I saw was a bunch of crappies running down the road chasing by cops. I asked for free t-back they dammy stuck me a yellow flag, told me “thas’s fee T-back. thas’s fee T-back.Wa pay you, Wa pay you.” I asked for $100, they cheaters only gave me $50. What to cheat on me? No way! I aren’t texas Olympians! I tore the yellow flag in half, put half on my head it darn cold yesterday, stuck the rest under my pans.
“Free T-back!”
Cheaters! There was no free T-back at all. They cheated on me! I want boycott anything free b’cauz nothing is FREE! Nothing is FREE! Try to walk away a hamburger from Macky they beat the crap of out of you!
Hold on, there IS a thing free, yeah, your mouth water is FREE.
译文（arbalist翻译）：
抵制什么，奥林匹克？哪个国家叫奥林匹克？等等，我知道在哪了。一定是那个我在那里用鸡鸡打飞机的肮脏见鬼滴德克萨斯小城，我恨那些奥林匹克人。
不管你们这些德州奥林佬怎么想，嗯，为了推销我们的人权而抵制他们！
我抵制了沃尔马，但是后来搞砸了，俺现在甚至连内裤都买不起。那些鸟人从中国弄来倒卖的东西越来越贵了，价钱就像油价一样，飙升。我那个老爹抵制日本车，至少他对其他人是这么说的，但是俺知道，老爷子是买不起，他账户里甚至一个大子也没有。我抵制中国造的衣服，电器，钟表，玩具，能想到的，我全抵制了。结果老子现在连内裤都穿不起了。
耶，只要这样东西我买不起，我就会抵制它，但我不会抵制那些西藏的和尚，我喜欢他们，我甚至希望自己也是他们当中的一员，因为这样一来我就啥都不用干了，反正有奴隶养着。我甚至听说他们搞后门别杠都不花钱，真的么？我等不及了坐灰狗长途去那里了，西藏是在墨西哥。没错吧？
“免费的丁字裤（T-back，与Tibet谐音）！免费的丁字裤！”，我昨天在VAN NESS和百老汇听见的都是这些.一时激动,我从地下室的窗户里钻出来,结果看见一大票条子追杀这些废柴。我问他们免费的丁字裤在哪里，这些人塞了面黄旗子给俺，“这就是，拿着他去晃，你干活，我付钱。”我说要100刀，这些骗子只给了50刀。耍我？做梦！我才不是那些德州奥林佬！我把旗子扯了，一半包头，没辙，天气太冷，另一半当内裤。
“免费的丁字裤！”
这些骗子！没有免费的丁字裤，这些骗子！我抵制那些免费的东西因为他们其实不是白来的！没有白来的！在他们烦死你之前赶紧开溜吧！
不过，还是有一样东西是白来的，你的口水！
Boycott what, Olympic? Is there a country called Olympic? Wait a sec, I know where it is. It must be that dirty little crappy town I got my pipe beaten off in Texas. I hated these Olympians.
Whatever you texas olympians say I go for it. Yeah, boycott them all from selling us huma rights.
I boycotted Wal-Mart but went broke I now can’t even afford for buy me a pair of underpans. They darn getting more and more expensive Made in China stuff, all darn the same as costy as gas price. I olddy daddy boycotted Japanese cars b’cause he aren’t afford to get one. He told everyone he boycotted Japanese cars only I know he had nothing, not a penny in the bank. I boycotted Chinese clothes, electrics, watchs,toys,whatever you name it, I boycotted. Now I aren’t wearing underpans at all.
Yeah! I boycott everything I can’t afford to get but don’t boycut tibetan monks I like monks. I always wish I was one of them and had slaves and serfs to bring me foods and boozies. I heard they have free gay sex, is that true? Wow, I can’t wait to jump on a greyhound bus to want to go Tibet, is that in Mexico?
“Free T-back! Free T-back!” That was all I heard yesterday on the street on Van Ness and Broadway. I jumped out of my basement window all I saw was a bunch of crappies running down the road chasing by cops. I asked for free t-back they dammy stuck me a yellow flag, told me “thas’s fee T-back. thas’s fee T-back.Wa pay you, Wa pay you.” I asked for $100, they cheaters only gave me $50. What to cheat on me? No way! I aren’t texas Olympians! I tore the yellow flag in half, put half on my head it darn cold yesterday, stuck the rest under my pans.
“Free T-back!”
Cheaters! There was no free T-back at all. They cheated on me! I want boycott anything free b’cauz nothing is FREE! Nothing is FREE! Try to walk away a hamburger from Macky they beat the crap of out of you!
Hold on, there IS a thing free, yeah, your mouth water is FREE.
译文（arbalist翻译）：
抵制什么，奥林匹克？哪个国家叫奥林匹克？等等，我知道在哪了。一定是那个我在那里用鸡鸡打飞机的肮脏见鬼滴德克萨斯小城，我恨那些奥林匹克人。
不管你们这些德州奥林佬怎么想，嗯，为了推销我们的人权而抵制他们！
我抵制了沃尔马，但是后来搞砸了，俺现在甚至连内裤都买不起。那些鸟人从中国弄来倒卖的东西越来越贵了，价钱就像油价一样，飙升。我那个老爹抵制日本车，至少他对其他人是这么说的，但是俺知道，老爷子是买不起，他账户里甚至一个大子也没有。我抵制中国造的衣服，电器，钟表，玩具，能想到的，我全抵制了。结果老子现在连内裤都穿不起了。
耶，只要这样东西我买不起，我就会抵制它，但我不会抵制那些西藏的和尚，我喜欢他们，我甚至希望自己也是他们当中的一员，因为这样一来我就啥都不用干了，反正有奴隶养着。我甚至听说他们搞后门别杠都不花钱，真的么？我等不及了坐灰狗长途去那里了，西藏是在墨西哥。没错吧？
“免费的丁字裤（T-back，与Tibet谐音）！免费的丁字裤！”，我昨天在VAN NESS和百老汇听见的都是这些.一时激动,我从地下室的窗户里钻出来,结果看见一大票条子追杀这些废柴。我问他们免费的丁字裤在哪里，这些人塞了面黄旗子给俺，“这就是，拿着他去晃，你干活，我付钱。”我说要100刀，这些骗子只给了50刀。耍我？做梦！我才不是那些德州奥林佬！我把旗子扯了，一半包头，没辙，天气太冷，另一半当内裤。
“免费的丁字裤！”
这些骗子！没有免费的丁字裤，这些骗子！我抵制那些免费的东西因为他们其实不是白来的！没有白来的！在他们烦死你之前赶紧开溜吧！
不过，还是有一样东西是白来的，你的口水！超搞笑……
Boycott what, Olympic? Is there a country called Olympic? Wait a sec, I know where it is. It must be that dirty little crappy town I got my pipe beaten off in Texas. I hated these Olympians.
Whatever you texas olympians say I go for it. Yeah, boycott them all from selling us huma rights.
I boycotted Wal-Mart but went broke I now can’t even afford for buy me a pair of underpans. They darn getting more and more expensive Made in China stuff, all darn the same as costy as gas price. I olddy daddy boycotted Japanese cars b’cause he aren’t afford to get one. He told everyone he boycotted Japanese cars only I know he had nothing, not a penny in the bank. I boycotted Chinese clothes, electrics, watchs,toys,whatever you name it, I boycotted. Now I aren’t wearing underpans at all.
Yeah! I boycott everything I can’t afford to get but don’t boycut tibetan monks I like monks. I always wish I was one of them and had slaves and serfs to bring me foods and boozies. I heard they have free gay sex, is that true? Wow, I can’t wait to jump on a greyhound bus to want to go Tibet, is that in Mexico?
“Free T-back! Free T-back!” That was all I heard yesterday on the street on Van Ness and Broadway. I jumped out of my basement window all I saw was a bunch of crappies running down the road chasing by cops. I asked for free t-back they dammy stuck me a yellow flag, told me “thas’s fee T-back. thas’s fee T-back.Wa pay you, Wa pay you.” I asked for $100, they cheaters only gave me $50. What to cheat on me? No way! I aren’t texas Olympians! I tore the yellow flag in half, put half on my head it darn cold yesterday, stuck the rest under my pans.
“Free T-back!”
Cheaters! There was no free T-back at all. They cheated on me! I want boycott anything free b’cauz nothing is FREE! Nothing is FREE! Try to walk away a hamburger from Macky they beat the crap of out of you!
Hold on, there IS a thing free, yeah, your mouth water is FREE.
译文（arbalist翻译）：
抵制什么，奥林匹克？哪个国家叫奥林匹克？等等，我知道在哪了。一定是那个我在那里用鸡鸡打飞机的肮脏见鬼滴德克萨斯小城，我恨那些奥林匹克人。
不管你们这些德州奥林佬怎么想，嗯，为了推销我们的人权而抵制他们！
我抵制了沃尔马，但是后来搞砸了，俺现在甚至连内裤都买不起。那些鸟人从中国弄来倒卖的东西越来越贵了，价钱就像油价一样，飙升。我那个老爹抵制日本车，至少他对其他人是这么说的，但是俺知道，老爷子是买不起，他账户里甚至一个大子也没有。我抵制中国造的衣服，电器，钟表，玩具，能想到的，我全抵制了。结果老子现在连内裤都穿不起了。
耶，只要这样东西我买不起，我就会抵制它，但我不会抵制那些西藏的和尚，我喜欢他们，我甚至希望自己也是他们当中的一员，因为这样一来我就啥都不用干了，反正有奴隶养着。我甚至听说他们搞后门别杠都不花钱，真的么？我等不及了坐灰狗长途去那里了，西藏是在墨西哥。没错吧？
“免费的丁字裤（T-back，与Tibet谐音）！免费的丁字裤！”，我昨天在VAN NESS和百老汇听见的都是这些.一时激动,我从地下室的窗户里钻出来,结果看见一大票条子追杀这些废柴。我问他们免费的丁字裤在哪里，这些人塞了面黄旗子给俺，“这就是，拿着他去晃，你干活，我付钱。”我说要100刀，这些骗子只给了50刀。耍我？做梦！我才不是那些德州奥林佬！我把旗子扯了，一半包头，没辙，天气太冷，另一半当内裤。
“免费的丁字裤！”
这些骗子！没有免费的丁字裤，这些骗子！我抵制那些免费的东西因为他们其实不是白来的！没有白来的！在他们烦死你之前赶紧开溜吧！
不过，还是有一样东西是白来的，你的口水！
che你哪里搞来的文章啊:D :D
质地不错，制抵一下。
福瑞 T-back:D :D :D
啊哈哈哈
啊哈哈哈
原帖由 happywar 于 2008-4-18 00:38 发表
che你哪里搞来的文章啊:D :D
一个美国黑人兄弟写的帖子。黑人有很多语言天才，单词简单、意境无穷，真的很佩服。听懂的话，基本能让你笑翻。