三字经原来是这么翻译的

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<B>人之初:at the beginning of life. </B><B>性本善:sex is good. </B>
<B>性相近:basically, all the sex are the same. </B>
<B>习相远:but it depends on how the way you do it. </B>
<B>苟不教:if you do not practice all the time. </B>
<B>性乃迁:sex will leave you.. </B>
<B>教之道:the way of learning it </B>
<B>贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. </B>
<B>昔孟母:once a great mother, mrs meng </B>
<B>择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. </B>
<B>子不学:if you don’t study hard, </B>
<B>断机杼:your dick will become useless. </B>
<B>窦燕山dou, the famous </B>
<B>有义方owned a very effective exciting medicine </B>
<B>教五子all his five sons took it </B>
<B>名俱扬and their sexual ability were well-known. </B>
<B>养不教if your children don’t know how to do it, </B>
<B>父之过it is all your fault. </B>
<B>教不严if they had lots of problems with it, </B>
<B>师之惰their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. </B>
<B>子不学you may refuse to study this </B>
<B>非所宜but that is a real mistake </B>
<B>幼不学if you don’t learn it in childhood, </B>
<B>老何为you will lose your ability when aged </B>
<B>玉不琢if you don’t exercise your dick, </B>
<B>不成器it won’t become hard and strong. </B>
<B>人不学if you don’t learn sex, </B>
<B>不知义you can by no means enjoy its sweetness</B><B>人之初:at the beginning of life. </B><B>性本善:sex is good. </B>
<B>性相近:basically, all the sex are the same. </B>
<B>习相远:but it depends on how the way you do it. </B>
<B>苟不教:if you do not practice all the time. </B>
<B>性乃迁:sex will leave you.. </B>
<B>教之道:the way of learning it </B>
<B>贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. </B>
<B>昔孟母:once a great mother, mrs meng </B>
<B>择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. </B>
<B>子不学:if you don’t study hard, </B>
<B>断机杼:your dick will become useless. </B>
<B>窦燕山dou, the famous </B>
<B>有义方owned a very effective exciting medicine </B>
<B>教五子all his five sons took it </B>
<B>名俱扬and their sexual ability were well-known. </B>
<B>养不教if your children don’t know how to do it, </B>
<B>父之过it is all your fault. </B>
<B>教不严if they had lots of problems with it, </B>
<B>师之惰their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. </B>
<B>子不学you may refuse to study this </B>
<B>非所宜but that is a real mistake </B>
<B>幼不学if you don’t learn it in childhood, </B>
<B>老何为you will lose your ability when aged </B>
<B>玉不琢if you don’t exercise your dick, </B>
<B>不成器it won’t become hard and strong. </B>
<B>人不学if you don’t learn sex, </B>
<B>不知义you can by no means enjoy its sweetness</B>
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……哪国人译的啊……